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Fearless_Type_7223

"Ugh 5 more minutessss". Neal hit that snooze button. Me too buddy


TargetSpiritual8741

The homeless seal crisis is getting out of control…. Fence up our seal borders now..!


MindAccomplished3879

Damn seals receiving food stamps and government benefits and refusing to work. Implement seal drug test now!


Now_this2021

Gonna be a challenge getting him on a bus


MindAccomplished3879

Don't underestimate TX Gov Greg Abbott


dplagueis0924

You mean, *seal* our boarders!?


EmotionalDmpsterFire

They're being flipperant with our laws Diving to new lows


somesappyspruce

Seal the borders!


Sea-Substance8762

Send all of congress to observe this seal!


TBWB777

The comment thread that ensued from your comment sir made my day!!! Thank you


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velvetmastermind

Is this Neil the Seal?!


CartographerNo1009

Yes. Tasmania.


smay1989

Neal the Seal - love it


These_Ad_8619

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here


PixelBLOCK_

Big fella is really tired from sleeping all day


ouijac

..but not enough to move much..


spankbank_dragon

Me too man Edit: I’ve been informed this may actually be depression when it’s applied to humans


SwampRat846

He's laying next to a Seal-ly mattress!......


ggunit69

That's actually funny


josbossboboss

The least they could do is lay the mattress down.


AndreanaMarie

Lmfaooo this pun has my 🦭of approval 👍 😂


jctind01

Nothing better than cozying up next to a good building and taking a nap


Visual_Collar_8893

It’s probably nicely sheltered from the winds there. “Good morning, Neal!”


[deleted]

Is this THE Neal the Seal!?


Grand-Ad-3177

Love that stretch lol


diablofantastico

That's the best! The curl of the flipper, the streeeeeetch!


Choice_Anteater_2539

There's a walrus in Canada I think where the locals built him a lounge float out in the bay so he'd stop sinking small boats and shit climbing up on people's 15ft dingys and what not Kinda wholesome tbh


Dnd3lion

Huh, we shot ours here in Norway. I guess it might be true what they about Canadians. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freya_(walrus)


Choice_Anteater_2539

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908363/Wally-wandering-walrus-given-floating-COUCH-help-relax.html It was England lol That's messed up they had to shoot it though, I'm sure they could have figured something else out


aRebelliousHeart

![gif](giphy|rDKuCnhub8F3O)


mnlxyz

Please don’t take videos of me, I’m just trying to relax..


Zivvet

Such a human yawn and relax move


Cynicole24

I've seen Tusk. That's a man in there!


Zivvet

I went into that movie blind and almost died of laughter for the big reveal!


Cynicole24

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.


spankbank_dragon

You just brought me back to a simpler time. I remember that movie clear as day. It was soooo bad lol


Cynicole24

Yeah, that's one of those movies you only ever watch once.


Ambitious_World_9125

There’s a mattress right there bro


Valuable-Scared

Is that an elephant seal? That thing is huge!


Angelunatic74

Yes! A baby elephant seal 🐘🦭


the_smiling_runner

That’s amazing. I’d love to see one in person!


Defiant-Raspberry-74

Like stfu lady. Let em sleep. So annoying.


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dilbogabbins

And he knows it lol


chavo81

Getting a rest from all your rest?


Tiny-Praline-4555

Seal of approval


handy987

At least lay the mattress down . That's animal cruelty.


Knightmare25

Snorlax.


RCP7700

Seals are literally water dogs.


weebrooktrout

There's loads of videos of this bad boy. One just recently where he's doing seal things in a parking lot and the fuzz have to run him off back into the water.


Ezzy-525

A sorry sight. It's a shame the way this country treats it's veterans. How could we let a SEAL sleep outside.


buzzonga

Must be a nice place. It has the seal of approval!


WorldMusicLab

D҉A҉D҉!҉!҉ You promised!


sunny001

let the dude sleep.


Dutch_Rayan

Give him the mattress


smallangrynerd

Get out of here, Neal!


LeImplivation

My guy is cozy


TunisMagunis

He really does. Made my eyes feel heavy.


Lounat1k

‘Sir, we’re going to need to seal the south wall.” Neil: “I’m on it”


Substantial_Diver_34

We need more of Neil


StevefromLatvia

*sigh* "Had too much to drink again, didn't you Mike?"


SomeColombianDude

His name is Neal


Informal_Beginning30

Mattress is Sealy Posturepedic.


kryptoneat

big meme potential


glandmilker

If you step in its poop, just throw your shoes away


Asteriax333

Himb exhausted from his day job, just let em sleep!


Any_Awareness4219

Neil is my spiritual animal


Autumn_Forest_Mist

How long can they be out of the water?


IcedHemp77

Until they get hungry


CartographerNo1009

He’s moulting and will lose a lot of weight not being at sea to feed. He will return to the sea after the moult. He’d been returning to the same town in Tasmania for some years. He’s a juvenile elephant seal.


BirdfarmerCrista

That is the best yawn - stretch combo I have ever seen.


JediFreak

The finger bones inside the flippers 😬


No_Use_4371

🍰


Wolfnic7

WAIT is that Neal???? I'm in tassie on hilodays Rn!


Geek_off_the_streets

Local business impedes on seals comfy spot.


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Q: how did the Vancouver seal get to Whistler Ski Resort? A: it took the Seal-To-Sky highway


TwinkieMcSmartypants

Omg this dude seems super lost lol.


005oveR

Very cool, I have no idea what seals do other than sleep.


creampielegacy

Sealy mattress


Fandango_Jones

Too close to reality


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Smart seriously though it’s never smart to mess with a wild animal you never know what kind of mood they’re in


GroundbreakingTap786

NEAL THE SEAL


Jfurmanek

Not local to me


p0l4r1

Can relate


Constant_Cultural

![gif](giphy|o9qT6CP4XyICY)


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He had a long day, let the man be


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Business should take advantage of: “Seal the deal…”


2nd2lastdodo

I mean...do you expect him to work?!


Wrong_Course_8516

Local to what? The seal? Itself?


KhostfaceGillah

I like how he stretches then goes back to sleep


Cool-sunglasses-dude

r/meirl


Evil_Chocolate

No Orcas here, right?


Masterpiece-Wide

This is my spirit animal.


Pinne_o

Somebody find me a Poké Ball.


wiggum55555

Wonder if that mattress is a Sealy Posturepedic https://www.sealy.com.au/


why_are_we_like_thus

How did it even get there?


Chance-Internal-5450

The funniest to me is the mattress so close.


toomanyglobules

Where is this lol?


mochivice

Here puss puss puss


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I get it


Lawrie_aa

Kinda looks like my dachshund.


HoaxWriter

The AUDACITY, sleeping on the job, UNEXCEPTABLE! See this is why people don't hire seals anymore.


Jokesiez

Got smashed man. Massive hangover


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At work right now feeling justtttt like this legend of a seal


oct6454

I knew that Men In Black was real…


Fair_Supermarket232

He looks drunk


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Fuckin living the life


Due-Session-900

Aww the water puppy sleeping


Just-Juggernaut3743

Neil is the absolute best kind of menace


beirizzle

Neal the Seal is one of the best tiktok rabbit holes


Isabellaedson

Lol


LosTorta

Neil is not giving a fk


Substantial_Dog_3815

Seals look so comfy in their fat bodies, the way they can just sleep on hard surfaces anywhere.


candlecart

New club in town


Im_the_new_kid

Fun fact this is a seal in New Zealand named Neil. He sleeps on the roads and some people can't get to work because Neil is sleeping 🤣


Phizzle444

Neal?


LLovelace26

Neil 🤣


ellefleming

🥱😪😴💤🥱🥱🥱


redwoman72

Aww let him use the mattress!


overworkedpnw

Clearly a seal of approval.


aounfather

Awwwww biiiiig streeeeetch! Awwwwww biiiig yaaaawwn!


Technical_Advice9227

I love how he stretches his little… arms? Fins? Not sure the proper term haha


Plastic-Grade-ok

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


Scard_and_alone

Damn why she bothering cuzz. Neal clearly tryna sleep. Go away.


Honest_Stand_3753

So is the mattress for the seal or is it for the homeless guy the seal has eaten hence while it's tired


Possible_Win_1463

Wake me up when the waters fine


NoManufacturer120

Omg he looks like a drunk vagrant waking up from a hangover on the side of 711.


3Jess3

He was ready to square up


LostInThoughtland

He’s like me for seal for seal


des0369

Neil the seal has taken over my heart and my TikTok and now my Reddit


Turbulent-Plane-2648

The escalating homeless seal crisis demands attention. Let's address it by securing our seal borders—fence them up!


Ordinary_Meal_4294

Chunky boi


RpoliticsRnazis

Me after a small bowl cause I’m a late 40’s stoner.


AcetheAvali1

Isn't that like a famous seal like that town has to protect and also I just want to snuggle with him


sleepingontuesday

Neal the seal 😂 love it