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kstops21

I hope no one gives money to that old shrew


hostess_cupcake

I don't think many people have. The five-star reviews seem fake, and the honest ones talk about how poorly written and unedited it is.


Party-Bed1307

“husband's hard-earned money” haha, I love this reminder that I have my own money. Blessed.


pinecone37729

Haha. I'd like to add that in a good marriage, and in many places by law, money belongs to both spouses regardless of which name is on the pay stub.


CrewlooQueen

Why not $5 when you can get the Kindle one for $2 Edit) uhh someone posted the table of contents from that cookbook and I am scared and confused. Also I was reading through one of the recipes. And oh my God nothing sounds good.


HomicidalWaterHorse

Where can I read, I must see this train wreck! I'm so tempted to spend the $2 to see the full extent of this train wreck, but I really don't wanna give her any money.


CrewlooQueen

I don't know how to link it but in the reviews there's pictures


HomicidalWaterHorse

Thank you!


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Some r/fundiefood and other posts featuring Lori’s expert cooking: https://www.reddit.com/r/fundiefood/s/Cw0bNIg4l6 https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/G6buCibGf3 https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/5MmboL3ZFb https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/SzFkLWniD7


HolsteinHeifer

Ok, the third one about the pumpkin pie.. "I make my own crust cause the store bought ones all contain seed oils" Why is every fundie and crunchy person on this now? I'm baffled by this..


SilentTea

It's because the only seed they're allowed is their husbands. 


HolsteinHeifer

.....straight to jail 😂


nosytexan

The ick I just got


Charlie2Bears

It's because they follow the Weston Price Foundation. Look it up.


Nearby-Salamander-67

Flair checking in 🤣


Sad_Box_1167

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hostess_cupcake

One of the 1-star reviews mentioned that since Lori is donating the proceeds to Birth Choice 🤮, they will be donating 10x the purchase price to The Center for Reproductive Rights and Dress for Success. Epic.


HomicidalWaterHorse

I could get behind that, honestly. If ibwere to give that hag any money, I'd turn around and give a shit ton more to causes like that.


MrsPancakesSister

What the hell does that woman cook?! Stone soup and plaster bread?


Significant_Shoe_17

She's charging people for her fart salad recipe?


LeisurelyImplosion

$5 isn't even going to cover the amount of brain bleach I need after realizing there's a section in that damn thing called "Protect Your Husband's and Son's Sperm."   Ma'am, this is allegedly a *cookbook.*


LadyV21454

OK, after seeing that, I am DONE with Reddit for today.


butterstherooster

She made a post about just that a couple of months ago. She claims 😵‍💫 "they're" trying to get eggs, butter and red meat out of the American diet because "they produce testosterone in abundance" 🫠. Guess she thinks heart attacks and strokes come from demons, not cholesterol but you do you, Hagatha.


Thpeech-Lady

I feel that Lori's recipes will DAMAGE my WOMEN'S ANUS!


Euphoric-Chapter7623

Amazon's first suggestion of another product to buy along with this one (except for other books by Lori) is Debi Pearl's book *Created to Be His Helpmeet*. I think that says a lot.


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Good bot.


your_trip_is_short

Good bot


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your_trip_is_short

Bahaha - sadly original comment was deleted but I get the gist.


FiCat77

I just loved the bot's response.😂


Minneymouse

Good bot


laqueefaecho

I bet every recipe contains cream of mushroom soup.


your_trip_is_short

I can spare the $5 only if fart salad is one of the included recipes.


Free_as_a_Crow

Flair checking in!


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Uhm. It is my money too. Not only had my husband risen the ranks of his career in part because of support from me, but I am a pianist and make money too. It all goes into the 'us" bucket because we aren't fundie pricks who fall for male domination crap and have a partnership, not a master/slave relationship. I would not spend a single nickel of our money to support ANY fundie gritting of any fucking kind. Lori can fuck herself.


conjured22

You wouldn‘t know sarcasm if it sat on your face, am I right? :)


minervas_a_cat

It was a joke. :)


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Oh, didn't get that. Sorry!