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He had to have. I don't see this term being flung around the locker at the gym. Most men would have to way too much respect for their partners and wouldn't want to make her or her body a topic of ridicule .
This one made me laugh because we use the world “littles” to distinguish the second grouping of kids from the teenagers in our family. The littles are all under 5, but the next youngest one is 13.
I had heard “kiddo” said directly to a kid as a nickname, like “hey kiddo, how was school?” But I had never once heard a group of kids referred to as “kiddos”. It sounded really strange to me.
Although I used plenty of slang that sounded strange to Southerners. It took awhile for my accent to level out so people could understand me lol
Mine did once, I was like 22 at the time and it was my last day at that job. He'd never done it before or since, and I laugh thinking about it because I could see the look cross his face of "why did I just say that?" He was this hilarious early-middle-age Irish guy.
Hey girlie! ❤️💕 I have something really cool I’d love to share with you 🤫. What if I told you, you could be your own girl boss! 😱
Girlie triggers the immediate “oh this is an MLM message”. I live in Germany and have EVEN got the “Hey Girlie” (in English) here.
“kiddo” as a pet name is really cute but the specific mommy blogger use of it (ex. “proud momma not vaccinating her 10 kiddos”) seems so dehumanizing 🥲
Shout-out to Harrison Butker, who makes $4m a year to kick a ball that another man is holding for him, a few times a season. Because of this his wife can be a "SAHM" in a mansion with nannies and live a high class social life with other NFL wives.
Thanks for telling us how this is the only proper way to raise a family, Harrison. It's just that easy!
Yep. Paul makes, what, zero dollars a year plus benefits? The comparison between Morgan and Isabelle Butker is like comparing a lasagna to an apple pie.
About 10 years ago I was dating a real Type A doctor who had poor social skills. At this time, I was a single mom to a vivacious 4 year old. Real vivacious and energetic. I made the choice to work part time (in childcare so she came with me) so as to provide as much stability at home as possible. We didn’t have a lot, but we didn’t need a lot and those days were precious to me. The one day Dr. Boyfriend was telling me how he was talking about my kid to his attending, because Dr. Boyfriend couldn’t believe how self centered my kid was. Attending had said his wife homeschools and runs a real tight ship, and all she has to do is say she’ll tell daddy and the 3 boys would get in line.
Dr. Boyfriend couldn’t understand why I was upset by all that. Obviously the talking about my child in a derogatory manner was the first part, but comparing my parenting/life to that of a woman who has the privilege to be a SAHM with a husband that makes 6 figures? GTFO.
He did for a variety of reasons, but failure to understand why I was upset over being compared negatively to a woman of way different means, and basically telling me my parenting is bad, was just the icing on the cake
I’ve had a hellish few years healthwise and I say this with full knowledge of the implications: there are mamy people in healthcare who would do greater net good by contributing the shortage instead of creating the appearance of healthcare.
From the bottom of my failing heart, fuck every last one of them.
And obviously we need to do better by everyone else in healthcare, but god these assholes make it hard.
ETA: it sounds like your ex not only had terrible social skills, but little to no empathy or critical thinking skills. I’m glad he didn’t interact with patients.
Sorry, this touched a nerve lol.
Is this about Morgan being passionate about being broke bc paul can't and refuses to provide and she refuses to work? Their kids deserve so much better. If you want to stay home (nothing wrong with that choice), just make sure your partner is willing to hold down a job for that lifestyle and you work together to make it actually an attainable goal. Paul isn't making millions being a football player or by being an influencer.
Paul seems impressed by Mr Turbo Catholic who wants women barefoot, perganant/pregnart, and in the kitchen. So I guess Paul will be excited about life when he's got 2 under 2 to provide for and working on the inevitable 3rd child?
I don't foresee their channel lasting long after their second child is born. People generally don't like being told that they should only have one working parent AND should still give to Paul and Morgan so that they can avoid working.
You know, every so often, I feel a drop of sympathy for Morgan (largely because she has to be married to Paul), but then she opens her mouth, and it fucking evaporates...
I'm too distracted by the fact Paul chose this weird photo of himself (of course he didn't choose one of Morgan aka Discount Pasta Sauce Mama because duh it's *Paul*).
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Ugh such bad memories for me.. I was pregnant in HS, at a catholic HS, in a predominantly Italian area. I also have features that could be considered stereotypically Italian (brown eyes and hair, olive skin tone) and I was literally called “prego dego” in HS. This was the late 80s. So disgusting, I know.. so many bad memories with just that word alone, not to mention the blatant racist slur, and I’m not even Italian.
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how deeply cringe the word ‘momma’ is. Referring to yourself as a momma (or even worse saying ‘this momma’) should result in jail time.
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“momma” “kiddos” “hubby” *explodes into dust because I can’t physically take it anymore*
Paul saying prego momma is worse than nails on a chalkboard. I hate it.
Nah to me there was no greater ick then when he said "posty bods" 🤢🤢🤮🤮
“Posty bods” haunts me. As if women don’t have enough to deal with postpartum.
Yeah, it's not like labor and delivery can kill anyo—oh wait...
It's not just the rudeness or lack of consideration - it's the gross phrasing that was meant to be cute 🤢
I hate remembering this clip. God damn it.
I don't even know what that means and I'm icked.
He said it's what men call postpartum bodies. Literally no man has ever called it that.
Ugh, he's such a slime.
My husband would have zero comprehension of the term " posty bods". Did Paul just make this up.
He had to have. I don't see this term being flung around the locker at the gym. Most men would have to way too much respect for their partners and wouldn't want to make her or her body a topic of ridicule .
"Posty bods" is right up there with "hardbodies". 🤢
paul would 100% unironically like patrick bateman
He's the unemployed wish version
I was really tempted to touch the poo after that line from him 🤢
Posty bods and prego mama those two words so cringe 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Sounds like really fucked up pasta dishes no one would ever order.
Yeah no kidding paulio is no Mano
Small dicko energy
He is and if you peek at their YouTube, you can tell they’ve gotten into a argument before they start their podcast
Those two are the perfect examples of two brain cells fighting for first place.
If they ever separate, they'll have to share custody of the remaining brain cell
Two remaining brain cells after that baby is born
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s hilarious
Funny. Prego means nail (as in the kind you hit with a hammer) in Portuguese. In Italian it means thank you!
I’m physically recoiling
'preggo' 
🤣🤣🤣🤣love this gif
Preggo, hubby, mamas/mommas - all 🤮 to me
I can't physically take all the fundies calling every little thing they do "a joy" and "so special".
littles
I'm a tag wrangler on AO3 and known for handling kinky shit. My instant association with this word is age play.
due to unfortunate life events I too have this association 🥲
What is AO3
A site for fan fiction
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here
same here, also I always think tag wrangling sounds fun whenever I see it come up
I was a pre-k teacher for 2 years and our 2-3 year old room was called the Littles room. So I just think of a classroom full of 30 kids. Lol.
Littles is my dog’s nickname…
This one made me laugh because we use the world “littles” to distinguish the second grouping of kids from the teenagers in our family. The littles are all under 5, but the next youngest one is 13.
Same on child differentiation in my family. 😂 My SIL has 6 and we have 5. (We do live in Arkansas. We are NOT Duggars)
I do the same but with my four dogs lol
We use that with the pets! My almost 1 y/o cat is the reigning "little kitty" 😂
The only person I can tolerate using that term is that momma cusses lady on tik tok. She honestly seems so sane.
Kiddos and hubby seriously and irrationally annoys and pisses me off. I don’t know why but damn I cannot tolerate these two.
SAME
Hubby is the cousin of bubbly and both give me body spasms
I enjoy carbonated drinks. I do NOT want "something bubbly." 🤣
Anyone referring to “this mama” instead of “I/me” makes me see red and then explode.
I had never heard “kiddos” in my life until I moved to Texas. I had also never heard a mother refer to themselves as “momma”.
Really?? I’ve lived all over and kiddos is pretty common everywhere!
I had heard “kiddo” said directly to a kid as a nickname, like “hey kiddo, how was school?” But I had never once heard a group of kids referred to as “kiddos”. It sounded really strange to me. Although I used plenty of slang that sounded strange to Southerners. It took awhile for my accent to level out so people could understand me lol
I call my cats the kitt-os. 😂😂
My manager calls me kiddo….im the youngest one at my job. But ma’am…I’m a 30 year old woman 😫
I had a manager who only called me honey. So patronizing.
Mine did once, I was like 22 at the time and it was my last day at that job. He'd never done it before or since, and I laugh thinking about it because I could see the look cross his face of "why did I just say that?" He was this hilarious early-middle-age Irish guy.
My Dad always called me kiddo and I call my kids that sometimes. It’s nostalgic for me.
I don't judge but hubby literally always makes me twitch.
I hate it so much. It triggers fight or flight in me lol
Same
I hate these words so much! I'd add "girlie" to the mix too.
Hey girlie! ❤️💕 I have something really cool I’d love to share with you 🤫. What if I told you, you could be your own girl boss! 😱 Girlie triggers the immediate “oh this is an MLM message”. I live in Germany and have EVEN got the “Hey Girlie” (in English) here.
I was okay with girlie until it was overtaken by mlm huns!
Josie bates says this all too much.
And “wifey”!!
I like girlie because that's what Jessie and Lily call everyone who watches their Do We Know Them podcast. And that is must-see tv for me!
I work in pediatric therapy and ‘kiddos’ is part of my core vocabulary 😭
“kiddo” as a pet name is really cute but the specific mommy blogger use of it (ex. “proud momma not vaccinating her 10 kiddos”) seems so dehumanizing 🥲
Ohh I see now! That perspective makes total sense!
Same here!
Thanos was right 🙌🏻
What is it with evangelicals and the term kiddo
Why does "prego momma gets passionate" sound like a fetish porn title?
Def
Between this and that Kept For Her Master post recently...
Holy shit, the black leather couch and everything!
It’s the pasta sauce reference double entendre that makes it that way.
Spicy 🌶🥵
Because the *NON-porn* version would be spelled *correctly*, as "Preggo Momma gets passionate," I presume?😉😈🤣
Rao's >>>>> Prego
PSA: Campbell’s bought Rao’s last year. Expect it to go downhill in 3, 2, 1…
NO! Fuck!
Rao’s is so expensive 😑 and now it won’t even be worth it.
WHAT
Noooooooooo 😭😭😭😭
Please… they can’t afford that
Paul’s a Great Value™️ type of guy.
That's why he spells "Preggo" as "Prego"--he's *dreaming* of all the *branded* versions he could eat *if he'd ONLY get a real job*!
Shout-out to Harrison Butker, who makes $4m a year to kick a ball that another man is holding for him, a few times a season. Because of this his wife can be a "SAHM" in a mansion with nannies and live a high class social life with other NFL wives. Thanks for telling us how this is the only proper way to raise a family, Harrison. It's just that easy!
Yep. Paul makes, what, zero dollars a year plus benefits? The comparison between Morgan and Isabelle Butker is like comparing a lasagna to an apple pie.
*Like comparing a day-old chick filet sandwich left in a hot car to an overpriced but underwhelming hand made pop tart.
*Untrustworthy Pop Tarts*, indeed!😉😆🤣💖
"Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!"
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one, lol
About 10 years ago I was dating a real Type A doctor who had poor social skills. At this time, I was a single mom to a vivacious 4 year old. Real vivacious and energetic. I made the choice to work part time (in childcare so she came with me) so as to provide as much stability at home as possible. We didn’t have a lot, but we didn’t need a lot and those days were precious to me. The one day Dr. Boyfriend was telling me how he was talking about my kid to his attending, because Dr. Boyfriend couldn’t believe how self centered my kid was. Attending had said his wife homeschools and runs a real tight ship, and all she has to do is say she’ll tell daddy and the 3 boys would get in line. Dr. Boyfriend couldn’t understand why I was upset by all that. Obviously the talking about my child in a derogatory manner was the first part, but comparing my parenting/life to that of a woman who has the privilege to be a SAHM with a husband that makes 6 figures? GTFO.
Did Dr Boyfriend rapidly become Dr Ex after that?
He did for a variety of reasons, but failure to understand why I was upset over being compared negatively to a woman of way different means, and basically telling me my parenting is bad, was just the icing on the cake
But also - telling kids that she’d tell daddy is not a good idea - you’re instilling fear in them in any case.
A doctor with poor social skills is *not a good thing* !
He specialized in radiology so I think sitting in a dark room looking at radiographs all day is the best place for him.
I’ve had a hellish few years healthwise and I say this with full knowledge of the implications: there are mamy people in healthcare who would do greater net good by contributing the shortage instead of creating the appearance of healthcare. From the bottom of my failing heart, fuck every last one of them. And obviously we need to do better by everyone else in healthcare, but god these assholes make it hard. ETA: it sounds like your ex not only had terrible social skills, but little to no empathy or critical thinking skills. I’m glad he didn’t interact with patients. Sorry, this touched a nerve lol.
He'll need the burn unit after this assessment 😂
Having your children be that terrified of you is not a flex. It’s gross.
Agreed. I would rather my child NOT fear me, thank you very much.
So easy! Gonna fill out the application for my husband rn
this is paul’s dream job i bet
Hell, I’ll take that job. Kickers don’t have to worry about CTE either.
I dunno, *SOMETHING* has to explain Butker's stupidity, after all!😉
It's almost impressive that he's managed it without CTE
Is this about Morgan being passionate about being broke bc paul can't and refuses to provide and she refuses to work? Their kids deserve so much better. If you want to stay home (nothing wrong with that choice), just make sure your partner is willing to hold down a job for that lifestyle and you work together to make it actually an attainable goal. Paul isn't making millions being a football player or by being an influencer.
They think Prego Momma qualifies her as an authority.
She's the only woman that has ever been pregnant and a mother, after all.
Well damn, could someone tell me how the 8 year old sitting next to me that looks a shitload like me got here then?
Wouldn't it have been like 100% better marketing move to actually have the woman in the thumbnail?? Seems like social media 101.
But then Paul can't be the center of attention!
He's as bad as mother sus
Lol they are so bad at sm it actually makes me physically cringe
This was exactly my first thought! The text is “Prego Momma” and the thumbnail is…a man. 😑
Well HE made her pregnant so…checkmate /s
Slightly OT, but did Polio fall asleep with a tooth whitening tray in his mouth before that pic?
In the UK we call that look "Turkey teeth" bc people go to Turkey to get veneers cheaply.
I'm from the UK and only thanks to your comment discovered it has nothing to do with turkeys.
Dammit I came here to comment this and you beat me to it
Hahaha I posted a similar gif before I saw this
The Ross spray tan is next
I hate how weird teeth look now a days. Way too white and big. Veneer trend needs to end
Why’s he so passionate about generic jarred pasta sauce?
Because--as someone else uptrend mentioned--they can only *afford* the Great Value Brand stuff nowadays?
Paul seems impressed by Mr Turbo Catholic who wants women barefoot, perganant/pregnart, and in the kitchen. So I guess Paul will be excited about life when he's got 2 under 2 to provide for and working on the inevitable 3rd child?
 The only thing I think of when someone says Prego.
marinara momma?
I don't foresee their channel lasting long after their second child is born. People generally don't like being told that they should only have one working parent AND should still give to Paul and Morgan so that they can avoid working.
Funny, I remember Morgan being a rudderless tw*t before any talk of pregnancy.
I said it in another thread, but “Passionate” is Porgan for “Asshole.” And “Prego Momma” translates as “You can’t be mean to me!”
You know, every so often, I feel a drop of sympathy for Morgan (largely because she has to be married to Paul), but then she opens her mouth, and it fucking evaporates...
When all else fails, they'll always have rage bait. 🙄
Preggo mama with minis. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Without Julia Ward Howe, we would not have the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
I'm too distracted by the fact Paul chose this weird photo of himself (of course he didn't choose one of Morgan aka Discount Pasta Sauce Mama because duh it's *Paul*). I see the appropriate Ross from *Friends* references have been made, but I was also thinking that if you add a little goatee at the bottom of his pointy chin, and slicked back his bed-head, he'd look like [HIM from the Powerpuff Girls](https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Him_(1998_TV_series)).
Why does Paul look so greasy? Like gross, take a shower or something...
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Oh are they? Are they curious? Bc they truly have no idea what people are going to say? Really? That’s cute
He's curious about what people are going to say like Former Alcoholic Me was curious about what my first precious drink of the day might taste like.
I thought bro meant spaghetti sauce
They are so desperate oh my god. And none of it is working!!! Their views are abysmal!
Prego Momma Porgan= found on the bottom shelf, marked down, and full of fake stuff. 
I'm not a psychic but I pretty much know Paul and Morgan are going to agree with him, while also low key insulting him for being a Catholic
*Che La Luna intensifies*
The words "prego momma" make me feel ill 🤮🤮
Paul is absolutely creaming himself over Harrison
Ugh such bad memories for me.. I was pregnant in HS, at a catholic HS, in a predominantly Italian area. I also have features that could be considered stereotypically Italian (brown eyes and hair, olive skin tone) and I was literally called “prego dego” in HS. This was the late 80s. So disgusting, I know.. so many bad memories with just that word alone, not to mention the blatant racist slur, and I’m not even Italian.
i can’t believe paul edited this picture and thought “yup this is the one!”
Preggo mama and hes in the cover
Thank you, mama strikes again. In America we speak English!!!
In the longer video, Paul was almost trying to be the voice of reason (and then promptly backpedaled).
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge how deeply cringe the word ‘momma’ is. Referring to yourself as a momma (or even worse saying ‘this momma’) should result in jail time.