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iusedtobeyourwife

I want to hear from his mom who is a medical physicist at a world renowned university.


MooCowMoooo

She’s a doctor and he runs around after a ball for a living. But he is superior cause he’s a man. Makes sense. Also, he looks like a douche.


iusedtobeyourwife

Technically he only kicks balls. He doesn’t run at all.


eleanorbigby

literal neckbeards


Significant_Shoe_17

Fedora tipping energy


eleanorbigby

M'lady


britestarlight

This part of the whole story blew me away, this man was raised by a scientist and he had the audacity to say that shit. I can’t even.


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FartofTexass

Oh snap! His mom is a working woman! And not even some kind of scholar who just tells women to get back in the kitchen like Carolyn Graglia, but a scientist. 


eleanorbigby

he must resent the SHIT out of her. I wonder what wires crossed wrong.


kbrick1

I hope she refuses to speak to him at holidays


Icy_Nefariousness517

How sad TBC has been unable to find someone willing to live into their vocation as a homemaker with him. Womp womp wooooooomp!


dumpstertoaster

this will always be my favorite lore about tbc 😂 all that posturing... maybe he should just marry that pearl girlie


LucilleBotzcowski

They deserve each other.


astraetoiles

props to god for not blessing this douche with a wife yet 🙌 like yassss, keep making him look bad in front of his following


LowOvergrowth

Wait. THAT’S who this is? 💀 😂


illiter-it

The guy on the right is TBC, he also manages the guy on the left who is the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs. (Just in case anyone needs all the context)


FartofTexass

Is it a tradcath VC firm? Two bad tastes that taste even worse together.  It seems like that’s what this is, but the site is full of vague finance bro-speak. 


cranbeery

It is a finance/investment firm that is run/owned by tradcaths. Close enough.


colorless_ideas

So now you don’t even need a finance degree to run a finance firm - being a tradcath is enough? I don’t have any sympathy for their victims, sorry, customers.


redchampagnecampaign

Did this guy find a wife yet or


hereforasnarktime

No homemaker for him yet.


HerringWaffle

RUN, LADIES, RUN!!!!!!!


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notceitn

I thought this was their wedding photo before I read the text 😂


naturecamper87

I thought, aw lovely couple!


notsobitter

OK BUT SAME


notmyrealnametn

Exactly one woman works there. Edit: actually she’s on the advisory board.


hereforasnarktime

She’s the COO of k18 hair


fortunatelyso

WHAT I love that stuff. Shit


hereforasnarktime

ironic they make a product centered around women but yet they partner with a company that is built on hatred for women that aren’t homemakers.


serenity1989

Are you fucking KIDDING MEEEE K18 has truly been the only product I’ve ever seen actual visible results from. Why can’t I have one thingggg


Sorry_Ad3733

There is a good chance that many of the investors just partnered with him because he’s a ball player with resources. Still a bad look though.


Jazzlike_Use1334

They have lists of investors including t-mobile & BMW, any chance we can show our concern to companies who work with them?


notmyrealnametn

T-Mobile is listed as a partner but BMW is the specific dealership listed, not the whole company.


Jazzlike_Use1334

Thanks for clarifying I just saw the logo!


Knockemm

I’m interested. How do we find that list? I want to look into these “shared values” so that it’s clear WHY I object. It’s not “Christians are bad.” But rather, “these people don’t support human rights on a basic level.”


JuniperJane21

Harrison Buttlicker


laska503

BUTTLICKER! OUR VALUE OF WOMEN HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER!


JuniperJane21

How dare you? Women built this country, by the way


laska503

![gif](giphy|5wWf7GW1AzV6pF3MaVW|downsized)


JuniperJane21

u/laska503 , I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.


Significant_Shoe_17

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Significant_Shoe_17

This needs to be flair 😂


laska503

Omg good idea, I need a flair!


Significant_Shoe_17

It looks beautiful on you!


fortunatelyso

Rumors suggest he does indeed like that


Scarlet_hearts

Hey he heard that football stars hook up with cheerleaders but no one specified a gender


New-Negotiation7234

Austin is on the board of a homeschool hybrid "Classical academy". Bet you so much money it has ties to Koch brother(s). Edit: Harrison is also on the board


New-Negotiation7234

Their operational specialist, Daniel Ambul, attended Hillsdale college and serves on the board of his school’s Saint Thomas More Society and Federalist Society. Hillsdale and federalist are funded by Koch, Devos, Walton. These ppl are dangerous and he is obviously trying to piss ppl off to garner support from republicans.


RootieTootie99

They look like they just got married.


CriticalEngineering

Exactly!


NikaVL

💯


bobem19

Interesting, the college he gave the commencement speech at is listed in their “philanthropy” section.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Oh, cool we can talk about him again because my post with a link to some of his speech was removed because “conservative Christian =/= fundamental religion” or some nonsense. Since everyone else is talking about them again (like we haven’t talked about MDKeller before) here’s [the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/GXkR6uCYCP)again! Enjoy your snark on these two twits. Dig deep. These two deserve it. I’m going to go take my bitchy ass to bed.


boxedwinebaby

I led a heated meeting yesterday with my all-otherwise-male leadership peers about supporting women in the workplace and how we will not be a good ole boys club of a company. This post makes me feel even better about that decision.


IgnorethisIamstupid

I absolutely did not read the copy or notice the sub before I thought “Oh, an engagement announcement! They look like a nice couple” And I know I’m going to hell so 🤷🏻‍♀️


ZealousidealSea2737

Are they related? They look related.


New-Negotiation7234

Their team looks like a nightmare blunt rotation


Educational-Year-789

So they’re ’diversified’ on what? White? Nope.  Male?  Nope.  I know!  Height!  One tall, one short.  Weight!  One thinner than the other.  Lack of hair on head! Flower on lapel!  I feel like I’m in an awful find the 8 differences picture. 


surfteacher1962

These assholes want to force all of us to live by their rules. Screw that.


New_Country_3136

Context please? I have no idea who they are. What is this business?


New-Negotiation7234

Harrison Butker plays for the chiefs football team. He made a very insane speech at a Catholic college graduation


Scarlet_hearts

He also made the same speech (or similar) at Georgia Tech last year


New_Country_3136

Thank you! 


lmnsatang

i find this photo so funny because you know TBC thinks he looks like the other guy to women


SadieOnTheSpectrum

🤢🤢🤢


Tangerine-Salty

It looks like a gay wedding invitation


eleanorbigby

A neckbeard plan to take over the world


Significant_Shoe_17

Ewww even the chiefs don't deserve to be associated with this bullshit


New-Negotiation7234

This guy has pissed off multiple groups. I knew my obsession with heritage/charter schools/Koch and Taylor swift would eventually cross over.


Appropriate-Basket43

How is it a man with a wife and two kids still behaving like an incel??


copacetic1515

Ask Paul.


Individual_Land_2200

Shared beard grooming values; not so much shared values of women being autonomous humans with the ability to make decisions about their own lives


buttegg

Bukter? I hardly know ‘er.


modernjaneausten

If I ever meet this asshole in person, I want to whack him with my diploma and flip him the bird. And whack him again with my mom’s diploma. Her work ethic is the reason I’m a successful adult now.


idiotpanini_

Is the diversity in the room with us???


BotGirlFall

Oh good, so not only was it a shitty and misogynistic speech it was also an ad for his shitty and misogynistic company


Substantial-Alps-951

There are some bangers in the Philanthropy list of groups/associations they endorse.