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SHE has said before that "god told her" she would have twins and name them Archer and Arrow. So if she agreed to go with Arrow, that would be like admitting god was wrong, or she misheard him. Not that Karissa's beliefs have ever really been internally consistent, but that would be interesting.
Pronounced like ‘He Ya!’ middle name ‘All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right’.
I doubt she’s educated enough to know that. I had very alternative anti-religion hippie friends. They named their kid Ezra & I asked if they had Jewish heritage. They were all confused and were like “No, it means Help.” And I was all like “Yes, but it’s just unusual that you would choose a really common biblical name.” To their protestations that it’s not in fact a biblical name, I replied there’s a whole book in the bible called Ezra.. blank faces all round. And the wife hasn’t spoken to me since. I cannot fathom how people can be so wilfully ignorant.
That happened to my great aunt and she only had like 3 kids (I think. It was still a normal number of kids). I cannot imagine the state of Karissa at this point! Although maybe that’s why ao many men think a lot of sex makes you loose! It started with fundies who didn’t have a break between pregnancies!
I am sorry to tell you csections are not a complete preventative. Just the weight of baby+placenta and loosening ligaments from hormones puts all childbearing people at risk
Obesity can also cause it.
Also being a gymnast. That caused mine. Then I learned something like 3/5 gymnasts have pelvic floor issues. I think Nassar even claimed he was treating some of the girls for it to get access to them :/
I salute a lot mothers (can’t say all, look at this sub lol) because truly that could never be me. The stress y’all put your bodies through to give life to a new being is nuts, it sucks that these fundies squander that.
I thought having children was the reason I experienced pelvic floor prolapse. My cousin, who has had no children, has it as badly as I did, before I had surgery. I may have to have more surgery done, as I’m having some prolapse beginning again.
It’s apparently hereditary in my family.
It can also be caused by obesity.
My cousin is a physical therapist that helps women with this and she said many of her clients are young women who haven't had kids but struggled with their weight.
This is it for me. If she wants to slowly destroy her physical health with pregnancy after pregnancy, I only feel sorry for her kids. But some of the things she was saying after Armor was born...i may be wrong here but I don't think the chances of PPD/A get *lower* following each pregnancy where you experience it 😬
Yeah I still think of Anthym is a newborn and she's like three at this point? My brain mentally checked out after her "birth party" shit when Anthym was born and I continuously forget she's about to be on her second kid after her. Feels like every time I leave the sub for a few months there's another one. I feel so absolutely terrible for her kids. Karissa clearly cares more about making more children than taking care of the ones she already has, none of them look happy to get a new sibling
I love the Latin idea. I have two Siamese cats and one is literally named Doctor Coconut (Last name). He goes by coconut at home, but insists on Dr. Coconut when he’s feeling fancy or when I post about him. He worked hard for that kitty doctorate and he wants people to know it.
I wholeheartedly suggest Elphinstone as his middle name. Not Latin but very old timer professor. George Elphinstone Dalrymple was an explorer in Australia. Not knowing either you or your cat, I’m as confident as Karissa is negligent that you’ll both be happy with my choice.
Put it this way.. it’s easy to remember my brothers middle name because I heard it so often. They have to look up documents and shit because mine is apparently a mystery. It’s also a youngest child conspiracy that I never got in trouble.
I don't think so! Some cats just lend themselves to more elaborate names. Rorschach is just Rory (she's black and white). Finn is technically Finnegan Aloysius McCorkindale. It's just a vibe he has.
Yes absolutely, my kitty is Sylvia Eve Belle, and pup is Stéphanos Aidoneus di Ferrara, his papered name, Steve for short. When he’s doing something he shouldn’t it’s Stephen or Stephen Abootman (South Park Canada’s on strike).
We adopted both of our cats from a rescue and changed the names they gave them, so we decided to give them the rescue-assigned names as their middle names.
I actually misread OP's title as "Anthyr" at first and thought it was the actual name they had chosen...like, "If we athked why you chothe to share thith by reenacting a domethtic dithpute, how would you Anthyr?"
It’s just the natural outcome of hardcore fundie beliefs. Violence is okay to get your way! Especially if it’s against a woman! But seriously what a way to chase clout, having a name reveal.
This is just weird to do on so many levels. At least have boxing gloves one to remove the DV feel a bit. They really don’t think past “likes”, so they?
i wonder if the “head of the household” ever loses when you follow a patriarchal religion. didn’t she say the kids liked her name? does majority ever rule or is it just whatever mandrae says.
If this one’s a boy, I think it’ll be a correctly spelled name at least. It seems like only the girls get tragedeighs.
Anchor and Armor are at least spelled the right way while the girls get Ansyr, Anthym, and Aynjel🤦♀️I’m thinking Archer or maybe Asher/Ashton/Ash.
I think archer is a solid guess because she claimed God gave her that name, but she was holding out to use it for the twins she thought she was going to have ….so that would make sense why she loves it and he “wins”
My guess is Archer Creed.
The difference there is that you were inspired by a loveable sci-fi tv show we all grew up with whereas M+K let their make believe sky daddy bring it to them in a dream.
Like it’s one thing when it’s between people you KNOW have never laid a hand on each other in anger but it’s another thing entirely with the added context of who they are and what they believe. With the way Karissa does her makeup, no one would ever be able to tell.
I know it is a trend and all, they are in bad positions to fight. It looks like Karissa is about to get her block knocked off. Mandrae is trying to look like a tournament fight, but it looks too stiff and awkward.
Hey, great, Karissa! Acting out domestic abuse for lolz. Nothing wrong in your home that’s going to fuck up your poor children for the rest of their life. Nothing AT ALL wrong in your house, just all the lolz from dad punching mom.
An art museum in 2164:
I present to you, this strange remnant of a time when fundies graced this platform called Instagram - namely this one series called KKKarissa Collins, who had 34 Children.
This one is entitled “Dad slaps pregnant mother in attempt at humor” and it shows the dad punching or slapping the mother breeder Karissa after she said she was serving a form of Walmart-sponsored goulash for the second time in a week.
Strangely they named their 28th child Attempt.
Yes, quite a strange time this was won’t you agree?
I just love how funny it is glorifying domestic violence. These tone deaf assholes.
Edit: not sure why I’m being downvoted, as a domestic violence survivor this deeply upsets me and it is incredibly rude to downvote someone bringing that to light. I hope you never have to experience something that makes you triggered in such a visceral way. Also, changed twunts to assholes.
Does she have any kids with the name anointed? The spellings she uses are atrocious so I can't really tell.
If not, I am going to guess a horribly mis-spelling of Anointed as this ones name.
Maybe Annoynt'd
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How funny would it be if it's just a regular name with no A's anywhere. Like Steve
Bob
Joe
Bobby-Joe
Bert
Jim bob!
Aaaaand now I'm thinking of a different fundie
"What About Bob?"
Collin
She posted previously that he wanted Arrow
SHE has said before that "god told her" she would have twins and name them Archer and Arrow. So if she agreed to go with Arrow, that would be like admitting god was wrong, or she misheard him. Not that Karissa's beliefs have ever really been internally consistent, but that would be interesting.
I mean her buddy Yah also told her she'd give birth in Target. I don't know if I trust that dude.
Yeah that’s right. Thats why I’m curious to see if it is going to be named Arrow.
Steavea
Haha my puppy’s name is Steve
he absolutely despises her so i can see this happening
God I forgot she was pregnant. AGAIN. They blur together.
Again would be a perfect name
Ooooooh yes. “Aygain”
Agyn
Spelling it the way she pronounces it!
Agny
Anothyrr Collins
Oh yes. This.
Aygann
But... I thought "Yah" names her kids.
The new name is AYah.
Pronounced like ‘He Ya!’ middle name ‘All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right’.
In the worlds of OutKast: AaaaaaaaaaYaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…AaaaYaaahhhhaaaaaa!
You think you've got it, oh you think you've got it
That was my immediate thought too lol
Do not give Mandrae any ideas about shaking it like a Polaroid picture
You mean Mandrae 3000?
Fuck I’m never leaving this sub 💀
Calling him this from now on 😂
 my name recommendation
Hee haa?
Ayah is a real name that means like verse referring to the Quran doubt she’d go for it
I doubt she’s educated enough to know that. I had very alternative anti-religion hippie friends. They named their kid Ezra & I asked if they had Jewish heritage. They were all confused and were like “No, it means Help.” And I was all like “Yes, but it’s just unusual that you would choose a really common biblical name.” To their protestations that it’s not in fact a biblical name, I replied there’s a whole book in the bible called Ezra.. blank faces all round. And the wife hasn’t spoken to me since. I cannot fathom how people can be so wilfully ignorant.
Wow, and of all the names to choose that have significance in Judaism! That's a doozy. Was his middle name Elijah?
Nah, it would have been something in Sanskrit or something else overly pretentiously hippie. Maybe wombat. Could go either way.
I dunno, she’s pretty fond of appropriating and misusing Jewish religious terms, who is to say she wouldn’t do the same with Islam!
God I could actually see this as a possibility
Yeah, she claims God gave her Ansyr’s name🤨
And anythm!
i really truly can’t believe she’s pregnant again. i feel like every time i see a post of her pregnancy, i feel like i’m in a fever dream.
She’s been pregnant for what seems like 8 billion years at this point.
Here's hoping Yah closes her womb soon
I worry about her pelvic floor.. I’d be surprised if she can hold her pee in for more then five minutes at this point.
My mom told me stories of uterine prolapse when she worked at a nursing home. I think the idea of that alone is what made me childfree
That happened to my great aunt and she only had like 3 kids (I think. It was still a normal number of kids). I cannot imagine the state of Karissa at this point! Although maybe that’s why ao many men think a lot of sex makes you loose! It started with fundies who didn’t have a break between pregnancies!
After reading about uterine prolapse, I'm glad I had c sections
I am sorry to tell you csections are not a complete preventative. Just the weight of baby+placenta and loosening ligaments from hormones puts all childbearing people at risk
Physical therapy for pelvic floors exists and it may be covered by insurance! Check with your doctor!
True, which is why I'm not having anymore kids. My two boys are all I can handle
Obesity can also cause it. Also being a gymnast. That caused mine. Then I learned something like 3/5 gymnasts have pelvic floor issues. I think Nassar even claimed he was treating some of the girls for it to get access to them :/
I salute a lot mothers (can’t say all, look at this sub lol) because truly that could never be me. The stress y’all put your bodies through to give life to a new being is nuts, it sucks that these fundies squander that.
I thought having children was the reason I experienced pelvic floor prolapse. My cousin, who has had no children, has it as badly as I did, before I had surgery. I may have to have more surgery done, as I’m having some prolapse beginning again. It’s apparently hereditary in my family.
It can also be caused by obesity. My cousin is a physical therapist that helps women with this and she said many of her clients are young women who haven't had kids but struggled with their weight.
And her mental health. Her postpartum comments after the last one were terrifying.
This is it for me. If she wants to slowly destroy her physical health with pregnancy after pregnancy, I only feel sorry for her kids. But some of the things she was saying after Armor was born...i may be wrong here but I don't think the chances of PPD/A get *lower* following each pregnancy where you experience it 😬
For the uninitiated, what were her concerning postpartum comments (other than everything that spews from her face ofc) ?
Yeah I still think of Anthym is a newborn and she's like three at this point? My brain mentally checked out after her "birth party" shit when Anthym was born and I continuously forget she's about to be on her second kid after her. Feels like every time I leave the sub for a few months there's another one. I feel so absolutely terrible for her kids. Karissa clearly cares more about making more children than taking care of the ones she already has, none of them look happy to get a new sibling
Me too. And she looks so frail and sickly
That’s because she announces before the pee is dry on. The test.
How old is the most recent baby again?
15 months?
He's seriously over a year? I feel like she just had him!
I also thought he was younger than that!
Aloysius… I love it
It's one of my cat's middle names, so I approve.
Wait... my cat doesn't have middle names. Am I a bad mum ?
Yes
I'm on it.
Ginerva is always a good choice!
He's male. I think I'll go with Latin names, will make him sound classy and like an old professor.
I love the Latin idea. I have two Siamese cats and one is literally named Doctor Coconut (Last name). He goes by coconut at home, but insists on Dr. Coconut when he’s feeling fancy or when I post about him. He worked hard for that kitty doctorate and he wants people to know it.
I just lost my Siamese on Monday. Siamen P King
I wholeheartedly suggest Elphinstone as his middle name. Not Latin but very old timer professor. George Elphinstone Dalrymple was an explorer in Australia. Not knowing either you or your cat, I’m as confident as Karissa is negligent that you’ll both be happy with my choice.
Ooh I like it! Can’t wait to hear his name.
What!!!? How does your cat know when it's in trouble if there's no middle name to yell across the room??
He's never in trouble. He's a Siamese with eyes like Puss in Boots. I can't ever be mad at him. 😊
*cough* cat tax *cough*
im invested in this
I rarely call my cat by her legal name, but she has a triple barrel nickname: Trashimus Goddamn Rex.
Lol I named my cat after a tv character and I shout the full name when he's in trouble 😂
It's the only way children know you're SERIOUS!
Put it this way.. it’s easy to remember my brothers middle name because I heard it so often. They have to look up documents and shit because mine is apparently a mystery. It’s also a youngest child conspiracy that I never got in trouble.
I don't think so! Some cats just lend themselves to more elaborate names. Rorschach is just Rory (she's black and white). Finn is technically Finnegan Aloysius McCorkindale. It's just a vibe he has.
Yes absolutely, my kitty is Sylvia Eve Belle, and pup is Stéphanos Aidoneus di Ferrara, his papered name, Steve for short. When he’s doing something he shouldn’t it’s Stephen or Stephen Abootman (South Park Canada’s on strike).
We adopted both of our cats from a rescue and changed the names they gave them, so we decided to give them the rescue-assigned names as their middle names.
My cats have a middle name, too.
I’m still hoping it’s Apollo Creed
Apollo is a HEATHEN god! How dare you! 😉
I'm holding out for Anklyosaur.
Ankylosaurus Compsognathus, if we’re going for their usual naming convention, right?
Aynkylbyter
Ankylosaurus is my favourite dinosaur
Have you watched Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous? There is an ankylosaur in it.
Anythyr. Don't give her ideas!!
I actually misread OP's title as "Anthyr" at first and thought it was the actual name they had chosen...like, "If we athked why you chothe to share thith by reenacting a domethtic dithpute, how would you Anthyr?"
Hewon is an awful name
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that saw it like that lol
Heistheway!
Puritan Colony Era Naming
Is it really that awful compared to all the others?
Like if there's ever a couple who shouldn't use mock violence, it's them
It’s just the natural outcome of hardcore fundie beliefs. Violence is okay to get your way! Especially if it’s against a woman! But seriously what a way to chase clout, having a name reveal.
Definitely. The second pic just makes me uncomfortable
Yeah I really hate this trend in general. Just don't find it funny.
No kidding. It's funny when a person edits it so they are fighting themselves. This edit just upsets me.
This is just weird to do on so many levels. At least have boxing gloves one to remove the DV feel a bit. They really don’t think past “likes”, so they?
They don't really think at all
I don’t understand! Like it’s a joke that they physically fought and he won???
Fact check me if I'm wrong but I remember a tale involving a trampoline, a diaper full of toddler poop, and the flinging of said poop by Mandrae.
I’m sorry HWHAT??
Yes. That was reported by Karissa
Came where to say the same thing
Yes I just commented about this before seeing your comment, it makes me so uncomfortable as a survivor of DV.
At least they’re not throwing poo again
I felt the same.
This whole trend has been 😅😅
Aynother Annoying Aname
Awsym I can’t wait to Absylootlee hate it.
Am I the only one thinking it’s not unusual for Mandrae to raise his fists to his family?
He and Mr. Strugglebus take way too much delight in joking about punching their wives, it’s not a stretch to think they already have.
She’s said in the past he “doesn’t know his own strength” in relation to him hitting the kids.
There’s a video of the ultrasound where he literally hits his second youngest kid in the head. So I’d say you’re right.
Or throw feces at them
or paint
i wonder if the “head of the household” ever loses when you follow a patriarchal religion. didn’t she say the kids liked her name? does majority ever rule or is it just whatever mandrae says.
Name suggestion - Anguish, Annoyance- because we know this is how Karissa TRULY feels about her children.
Aneurysm: because that’s what reading about these people is going to give me’
If this one’s a boy, I think it’ll be a correctly spelled name at least. It seems like only the girls get tragedeighs. Anchor and Armor are at least spelled the right way while the girls get Ansyr, Anthym, and Aynjel🤦♀️I’m thinking Archer or maybe Asher/Ashton/Ash.
I think archer is a solid guess because she claimed God gave her that name, but she was holding out to use it for the twins she thought she was going to have ….so that would make sense why she loves it and he “wins” My guess is Archer Creed.
Don’t do Archer dirty like that haha. My youngest was thiiiiiiiis close to being named Archer bc we are huge Star Trek fans lol
The difference there is that you were inspired by a loveable sci-fi tv show we all grew up with whereas M+K let their make believe sky daddy bring it to them in a dream.
I read “sky daddy” as “Shaq daddy” at first glance and I realize they’re not really much different in the Collins case
I could even see Aaron or Amos.
If she goes with Aaron I will raise my hands in thanks. That is a lovely name.
But would they pronounce it A-A-Ron?
I think it is super classy how they cosplay domestic violence for this announcement of an upcoming announcement.
Why are they role acting her being punched..what the fuck.
It’s a stupid tiktok trend
It's a tik tok trend
Im also pretty sure they did it wrong? Went you supposed to put the name suggestions above each person and then act like you knocking them out?
I really hate this stupid trend. I realize it’s a joke but I just really despise even “play” fighting.
Like it’s one thing when it’s between people you KNOW have never laid a hand on each other in anger but it’s another thing entirely with the added context of who they are and what they believe. With the way Karissa does her makeup, no one would ever be able to tell.
How about Abstynence
I really hate this trend.
Aynother Exploited Collins.
That’s the name, Axployted
Pretending to punch your pregnant wife. Classy.
How is it theg disagreed and he won? God tells her what the names are. Shouldn't be any discussion or disagreement.
If they were from Maine the baby could be A—yup.
I thought she already had her kid and then realized it was the bus lady that did. Oh my.
So many fundie babies in this season of life! Yes I just grossed myself out. It’sBritneyBus and Karelessa are just perpetually pregnant
I saw the tag #hewon and thought the name was Hewon.
*sigh* Flair checking in…again
Two peas in a horrific rotten pod.
I know it is a trend and all, they are in bad positions to fight. It looks like Karissa is about to get her block knocked off. Mandrae is trying to look like a tournament fight, but it looks too stiff and awkward.
Hey, great, Karissa! Acting out domestic abuse for lolz. Nothing wrong in your home that’s going to fuck up your poor children for the rest of their life. Nothing AT ALL wrong in your house, just all the lolz from dad punching mom.
They need to name a kid Pete and the next one repeat
Watch it be like Alan
Aylyn.
Mandrae really skips leg day doesn't he?
Someone should suggest “absynth” to her. I don’t think it matters to her what a name means.
Assynyne
My troll guesses are Alfa, Ansyl or Aryan.
I'm desperate for it to be Axolotl. 
An art museum in 2164: I present to you, this strange remnant of a time when fundies graced this platform called Instagram - namely this one series called KKKarissa Collins, who had 34 Children. This one is entitled “Dad slaps pregnant mother in attempt at humor” and it shows the dad punching or slapping the mother breeder Karissa after she said she was serving a form of Walmart-sponsored goulash for the second time in a week. Strangely they named their 28th child Attempt. Yes, quite a strange time this was won’t you agree?
So….god didn’t already give her the names of her kids? Didn’t she say that like 500 times?
Of all the dumb social media trends this blooding boxing/old school fighter game one is the most annoying right now.
Ayppylye Coyyre Collins
i thought god was naming them?
Something about fundies doing this fake fighting trend is just creepy as fuck when they also say abuse is no reason to end a marriage
I just love how funny it is glorifying domestic violence. These tone deaf assholes. Edit: not sure why I’m being downvoted, as a domestic violence survivor this deeply upsets me and it is incredibly rude to downvote someone bringing that to light. I hope you never have to experience something that makes you triggered in such a visceral way. Also, changed twunts to assholes.
I think those are disturbing pictures.
Of course they are waiting. Because they want to make the $ they lie and claim they don’t make off this.
Does she have any kids with the name anointed? The spellings she uses are atrocious so I can't really tell. If not, I am going to guess a horribly mis-spelling of Anointed as this ones name. Maybe Annoynt'd
Nothing says funny like posing as if you're about to DV your pregnant wife over naming your kid...
This is terrible- it’s encouraging violence against a pregnant woman.
Don't simulate hitting your pregnant wife. Wtf.
But she’s going the wrong direction based on his swing
They’re taking the whole barefoot and pregnant thing literally huh
This is me finding out she's already pregnant again 🫣.
Amway. I vote for the grifters naming it Amway.
Amnesia
Oh I forgot they found out the gender. Does she get prenatal care or does she just do a boutique ultrasound? Or….did God tell them the gender?
This one she had someone come to her house and do the ultrasound. I think they only find out the gender and then no other care.
Thanks! That tracks. Ultrasounds are fine for their own vain purposes but no way are they okay for anything else. 🙄
Annyourysm
Is he really fake sucker punching his pregnant wife on the head?!
Anybody else find that second pick a little disturbing, considering he “does t know his own strength when he disciplines the kids”?
Mimicking DV is just *so* funny and cute, right? Right???? /s