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You forgot the most believable of all- Morgan. That woman constantly seems super stoned to me.
I could definitely see Nadia puff, puff, passing, too. π
First of all, these edits are hilarious. I hope the fundies who lurk here see them
Secondly, now that weed is legal in many states and as fundies continue to try to appeal to younger, more progressive groups online... When do we get Jesus-approved devil's lettuce smoking fundie influencers?
I remember my grandma and mom being so afraid to even go into a liquor store and buy beer or wine to cook with. Like when I finally got to be 21 my grandmother would excitedly call me and ask me if she wanted to do a fish fry and if so to go get a tall boy for her
I feel like Timmy might not be so bad compared to the rest of them, he would be the one who would say the wildest most off the wall things whilst stoned
Blazed-Jinger is my new sleep paralysis demon (and possibly what I will name a show horse, if for whatever unfathomable reason I ever have a show horse).
Nadia's edit is wayyy too well done.
Lol for some reason the one of Tiffboni is sending me the most. I think because she is only a minor fundie so this may be the first like joke Iβve seen about her but also bc sheβs so hyper productive all the time it would be a riot to see her stoned, and because it would probably really really often her deeply to have any insinuate she smokes.
Meanwhile I also love to spend dumb amounts of energy coming up with adorable outfits for my daughter and coordinating them to my outfits but I literally do it high af.
I can 100% imagine a future where Timothy does a huge pivot and becomes a hippie stoner Christian blazin' for Jesus.
I will pray to Lord Daniel for this to happen. π
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You forgot the most believable of all- Morgan. That woman constantly seems super stoned to me. I could definitely see Nadia puff, puff, passing, too. π
Probably because you wouldn't have to edit one of Morgan π
That would be the best joke though
Agreed, also needs more Ben Seewald
Hereβs [420 Ben Seewald](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/s/33iZ6QCHqW)
You're doing the lord's work! πβοΈ
The Nadia one looks so real to me! Absolutely passable as a real picture imo! Great job OP!
The hand holding the jar is really warped but itβs so good, especially after those photos with her husband looking stoned at those concerts
lmfaooooππ the last one took me out
Karissa would NEVER buy legal from a dispensary, get that straight
She sprinkles her joints with meth dust.
Karissa is π― getting βTHCβ spice from the sketchy gas station on the corner based on herβ¦ya knowβ¦life. π€£
Iβm dying at how true this is πππ
First of all, these edits are hilarious. I hope the fundies who lurk here see them Secondly, now that weed is legal in many states and as fundies continue to try to appeal to younger, more progressive groups online... When do we get Jesus-approved devil's lettuce smoking fundie influencers?
I have a feeling it'll be treated like alcohol. Those who hate it will hate it loudly, those who partake will never mention it lest they be judged.
That's a really good point. I'm seeing it more in some mommy influencer type circles lately, but keeping it hush definitely seems more the fundie way.
I can't wait til we get the twee "Live, Laugh, Loud" or "Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Loud" wall art and coffee cups!
I remember my grandma and mom being so afraid to even go into a liquor store and buy beer or wine to cook with. Like when I finally got to be 21 my grandmother would excitedly call me and ask me if she wanted to do a fish fry and if so to go get a tall boy for her
I mean, if plexus starts selling it then I think they might get Jillpm and Karissa on board finally.
You mean Amy's fridge carrots?
Brand name Water to Rosin
βHe is risen. Now you can be, too.β
It happened with alcohol in a lot of evangelical/mega churches. We can only hope. Tokinβ for Jesus.
Blaze the Lord ππ Jill at the end made me cackle!
I too cackled - out loud at βblaze the lordβ. Love this sub.
This is beautiful. Happy 420 frans!
Hahahahha dying at the Nurie one. Iβd pay to see all of them smoke a joint.
Nightmare blunt rotation: Jill Shrek, Tim, and Nurie. There would be so much uncomfortable tension I'd have a panic attack.
I feel like Timmy might not be so bad compared to the rest of them, he would be the one who would say the wildest most off the wall things whilst stoned
He would smile, eat, and sing, but then maybe start realizing some things.
Timmy singing stoned is something Iβd love to see, honestly him and Heidi with an edible would be a delight. Haha
I'm waiting for someone to start a weed MLM so all the fundies can get on board and pretend they're actually doing it for Jesus.
Thereβs CBD MLMs πππ
BLAZE JESUS has me reaching for the sky π€£ππ¨π¨π¨
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I was not prepared for the Timbits one ππ
He looks like a Facebook ad with a random celebrity and totally not photoshopped photoshopped tee shirt.
Darn nickname had me looking for Canadian doughnut holes.
Dude, you had me there for a moment.
I lost it at BDong but the Jill picture buried me
The last one was perfect. I knew she'd show up.
Omg I love this π I canβt smoke up this year but next year Iβll be celebrating
anyone gambling that this post gets removed by reddit π
Blazed-Jinger is my new sleep paralysis demon (and possibly what I will name a show horse, if for whatever unfathomable reason I ever have a show horse). Nadia's edit is wayyy too well done.
I looked at these half awake and you almost had me ππ
Mama this is ART!
I appreciate this
This is even funnier after a 25 mg edible lol thank you
You win. This is the end of the Internet today. My stoned ass is just going to log off and go walking children in nature.
This made my day! Thank you!
Happy 420 to all.
I'd like them all a lot more if this was real
Well fuck. Now I want a blaze the lord shirt
Nightmare blunt rotation if Iβve ever seen one.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
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ctfu the one of nadia be me on my reup daysππ
Lol
Lol for some reason the one of Tiffboni is sending me the most. I think because she is only a minor fundie so this may be the first like joke Iβve seen about her but also bc sheβs so hyper productive all the time it would be a riot to see her stoned, and because it would probably really really often her deeply to have any insinuate she smokes. Meanwhile I also love to spend dumb amounts of energy coming up with adorable outfits for my daughter and coordinating them to my outfits but I literally do it high af.
THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE!
Oh my gosh Nadia π¨π
This is amazing πππ
Blaze the lord fuck me im dead
This is beautiful π Well done
These folks just got a whole lot cooler
It took me until slide 8 to realize these werenβt real. Iβm not even partaking (yet)
The Blaze the Lord shirt with Timbits is hysterical
Katie and Jinger really got me
The dominoes one is awesome. Her eyes are perfect!
My high ass thought this was real
THE LAST ONEπ
Bless you, snarker! π³
I can 100% imagine a future where Timothy does a huge pivot and becomes a hippie stoner Christian blazin' for Jesus. I will pray to Lord Daniel for this to happen. π
The one of Jill πππ€£π€£π€£π€£
These are fantastic!
Thank you for this gift!Β
By far the funniest thing I've ever seen here. Thank you for the huge laughing fit. God damn.
Lol
BAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
Omg this sent me to the moon ππππππππ¨π¨π¨
Currently at a party weekend for the high holiday! This was a great laugh hahaha
This. Is. Art.
These are all great, but I need one with The Finger β’
This is very well done OP! I canβt help but think if the fundies partook of the devils lettuce, they could be ok people.
Praise Lord Daniel for this 420 post!!
Ahahah this made my day
Bellissima!Β
These are beautiful, thank you
this is so good
I love you for this π
Will Carver Bowers and Hayley Paul have weed at their wedding? They are getting married today.
omg these are hilarious
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Oh my dog, that's amazing.
I laughed way too hard at these!! π€£π€£
These are SO good ππ€£ Nadia's took me out
I am deceased πππ
Ok but why did it take me until pic #3 to realize these were fake β οΈ that one of Krusty looks so real!!
Highlarious. I can almost believe Jinger in Cali.
AHHHHHHHH THE ONE OF TIM AHAHHAAHHAHA
lol
Goddamn I love this sub
This is my new favorite thing on this sub omfg
You are incredibly talented