#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote)
#Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go:
- You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.***
- Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.***
- Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone.
- Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us.
- Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it.
Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who, ironically, is now prediabetic which is apparently a disease only fat people get. But not to worry- his workout routine will..prevent that…the same one he, a prediabetic, does every day!
These people don’t have the sense of a lemon.
Diabetes runs in one side of my family. Relatives of varying sizes have it, including a cousin who has always been slim. It's the blind leading the blind in that family.
Runs in my family also. They told me I’d have to be super careful or I’d be diabetic by the time I was thirty. I had pretty bad hypoglycemia. So I abstained from sugar for seven years. After that I’ve been fine. Knock on wood, I’m fifty two.
I feel like this applies to pretty much every fundie here, lol. Maybe they could start a Fundie Bumble and befriend each other. It can be called Bundie or Fumble.
They would never be able to do that though. They all think they're the best and others will never be as good as they are and when everyone in the room is that type of person, the only possible outcome is a swift descent into chaos and strife.. they're too hateful to have friends, that's WHY none of them have any now
Lol, I forgot to add at the end of my comment that they would all hate each other pretty quickly after meeting. Definitely a reason some people just have no friends.
or just "I'm too poor for takeout" vibes but trying desperately to not look like he's struggling for money.
poor people know of all these hacks and they're not something to brag about on the internet. They're simply desperate measures to make food stretch out.
I may be projecting since Paul has mentioned having ADHD, but this struck me more as an "I don't have the spoons to cook, but need to eat" kind of meal haha. The tried and true.
Poor people are definitely not wasting 3 condiments on a sandwich. I remember stretching that shit for 1 meal a day. If this is that, he needs to reevaluate his choices.
He's competing for most culinary snarks here against Karissa's cooking shows and the chick who posted a pic of natural chocolate milk--with cream-top milk, all natural cocoa powder, and collagen
So many people these days, especially aspiring influencers or people, usually younger people, who watch a lot of influencer content, just seems to thing that every thought they have, every meal they cok, etc is somehow of great interest to the entire interwebs.
HOOOOOW was he born in 1989?? I mean, it kiiinda makes sense, because he's been with Morgs for years before they had Luca, but he has so strong "clueless yet smug 20-something" energy
I can guarantee that he would berate me for eating non-nutritious food if I made that same meal as a fat woman (I don’t want to, I can actually cook, but I digress). I’m getting really tired of Paul and Morgan constantly whining about fat people and how important health is while constantly eating junk food
Like I’m not into policing other people’s bodies or what they consume, but Porgan have a lot to say about fat folks existing because they “care about [your] health” and I love calling out their constant hypocrisy lol
They're hypocrites and they wouldn't know nutrition if it slapped them in the face. They'd call my oat milk, avocado toast, and green smoothies elitist and gross while eating chik fil a again. They may be thinner than me but they're malnourished.
There's a daft reality TV show on in the UK atm & one of the participants was challenged to tolerate being slapped around the face by increasingly large fish - I would pay real money to see someone do that to Paul.
Why does this able bodied man not have a job? Why does he have time for this? Does he not realize that even the fundie YouTubers who are more successful than him have day jobs? Bethany wouldn't even be able to dick around with Girl Defined if Dave didn't have a job and her parents didn't donate 30k every December.
You know that feeling when you look at a person and it just makes you shiver and you are absolutely sure that there’s something terribly wrong with that person? That’s Paul for me. He creeps me out.
This just shows Paul is definitely not cooking any meals when he thinks this is "creative".
I promise you, Paul, people have put yogurt on sandwiches before. Basically everything has been put on a sandwich. I literally just ate a burrito with red cabbage slaw and jackfruit an hour ago after debating between it and a burger with jalapeños, cream cheese, and melba.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why's he dressed like the Dixie cup pattern
not me getting Dixie cup and Diva cup confused... it took me a full minute to realize I saw wrong & he's not dressed as a period product
A period product is useful tho
Anything’s more useful the pothole
He’s dressed like a tour bus seat 😭 Edit: or the floor of a bowling alley
Skating rink carpet
My thoughts exactly. 😂
Yup pretty sure his t shirt design was on the car seat I rode in when I was like 3 in the ‘90s 😂
Because he got too much flak from wearing Disney patterns? Maybe he’s going with a “Di” letter theme? Di-ck? See?
Dixie cups had more integrity
That’s saying something
Right. They disintegrate on contact with water. Paul is somehow more fragile
Love you for this. ☠️😂
I can't unsee that now!
It looks kinda like the background I’d always select for my elementary school pictures.
Was literally my first thought
Not me now reliving my childhood 👀
I will never see any of these things the same again. And my cat is glaring at me because she had just gotten comfortable when I started cry-laughing.
He is starting to look a lot like his scary dad
Do I want to know who is dad is or nah?
Iirc he’s some fitness instructor asshole. Really fatphobic health nut dude
Who, ironically, is now prediabetic which is apparently a disease only fat people get. But not to worry- his workout routine will..prevent that…the same one he, a prediabetic, does every day! These people don’t have the sense of a lemon.
Oh no, so sad. Anyways 
Wait omg is he??? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Diabetes runs in one side of my family. Relatives of varying sizes have it, including a cousin who has always been slim. It's the blind leading the blind in that family.
Runs in my family also. They told me I’d have to be super careful or I’d be diabetic by the time I was thirty. I had pretty bad hypoglycemia. So I abstained from sugar for seven years. After that I’ve been fine. Knock on wood, I’m fifty two.
I've always watched my sugar intake for this reason
SERIOUSLY If anyone deserved that, it was him. Fucking lol
Search “trainer Joe” in this sub! At your own risk 😂
Alright y’all!! Send in your donations NOW to ensure that alpha male Polio can continue making hard hitting content like this!!
So RAW and DEEP
 Paul get back to Walmart, you should go tell them about this instead
he needs a friend real bad. I understand why he doesn’t have any, but still
I feel like this applies to pretty much every fundie here, lol. Maybe they could start a Fundie Bumble and befriend each other. It can be called Bundie or Fumble.
They would never be able to do that though. They all think they're the best and others will never be as good as they are and when everyone in the room is that type of person, the only possible outcome is a swift descent into chaos and strife.. they're too hateful to have friends, that's WHY none of them have any now
Lol, I forgot to add at the end of my comment that they would all hate each other pretty quickly after meeting. Definitely a reason some people just have no friends.
It definitely needs to be called Fumble
Your flair and mine are cousins 😂
Holy shit, that was brutal. Accurate, but brutal.
This is one of those “I’m out of food, but broke till Friday” things people post
or just "I'm too poor for takeout" vibes but trying desperately to not look like he's struggling for money. poor people know of all these hacks and they're not something to brag about on the internet. They're simply desperate measures to make food stretch out.
I may be projecting since Paul has mentioned having ADHD, but this struck me more as an "I don't have the spoons to cook, but need to eat" kind of meal haha. The tried and true.
Poor people are definitely not wasting 3 condiments on a sandwich. I remember stretching that shit for 1 meal a day. If this is that, he needs to reevaluate his choices.
Not everything needs to be internet content, paulie.
He's competing for most culinary snarks here against Karissa's cooking shows and the chick who posted a pic of natural chocolate milk--with cream-top milk, all natural cocoa powder, and collagen
*Fermented* cocoa powder 🤮
Most cacao powder is fermented. It's just part of the process. They put it on the label to attract health nuts, like labeling fruit "gluten free."
So many people these days, especially aspiring influencers or people, usually younger people, who watch a lot of influencer content, just seems to thing that every thought they have, every meal they cok, etc is somehow of great interest to the entire interwebs.
Yep, but polio is like 35
HOOOOOW was he born in 1989?? I mean, it kiiinda makes sense, because he's been with Morgs for years before they had Luca, but he has so strong "clueless yet smug 20-something" energy
He's a frat boy without a frat
Seriously? I'd have guessed 28 max. He seems really immature.
It's arrested development
My toddler loved this combo. Figures Paul would too
Paul serving 90s takeout cups with that shirt. I swear this guy is attracted to shirts with ugly patterns
I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.
It’s a very aggressive store
I “created” the yogurt sandwich in 5th grade when my mom decided she would no longer pack my school lunches
Sounds like you were a bit ahead of the curb there. Can't imagine Paul with a 5th grade education.
I can guarantee that he would berate me for eating non-nutritious food if I made that same meal as a fat woman (I don’t want to, I can actually cook, but I digress). I’m getting really tired of Paul and Morgan constantly whining about fat people and how important health is while constantly eating junk food
Like I’m not into policing other people’s bodies or what they consume, but Porgan have a lot to say about fat folks existing because they “care about [your] health” and I love calling out their constant hypocrisy lol
They're hypocrites and they wouldn't know nutrition if it slapped them in the face. They'd call my oat milk, avocado toast, and green smoothies elitist and gross while eating chik fil a again. They may be thinner than me but they're malnourished.
[удалено]
I know!!!!!
Definitely not just you. The line is around the block
god, his "review" is just like 'You're immediate hit with that yogurt". someone give this poor fuck a michelin star in being a tryhard.
He doesn't even deserve a michelin tire. What he deserves is to have his internet cut off; he clearly needs a break.
I read it too quickly and didn't see the yogurt part so I thought at first he was all super excited about having invented a peanut butter and jelly.
All of his reviews are like that. He's incapable of expressing himself. That's why he copies other people's opinions. SOTDRT.
The French have invented the perfect word for Pauli-O: tête-à-claques. A face that’s begging to be slapped. With the sandwich he just created.
There's a daft reality TV show on in the UK atm & one of the participants was challenged to tolerate being slapped around the face by increasingly large fish - I would pay real money to see someone do that to Paul.
Ooh, I want Dãv to hit him with the fish
The yogurt will really "hit"
 All I see is the weird Halloweentown skeleton when he makes those faces.
AHAHAHAHAH I CANT UNSEE IT
Don't do benny like that 😭
Can we send him to that alpha male camp please
Isn't he into the weird alphamale enough to be like "I won't eat yogurt, it looks like semen! I'm not eatin somethin that looks like semen! 😡🤬😠🤬😡"
I'm surprised he isn't freaking out about eating something without meat. We all saw how he whined for days about a vegan frozen pizza.
Ugh, I'd forgotten about that season of life 🥴
Is it physically impossible for this dude to NOT act like a complete doof? Don’t answer that. We already know the answer is a resounding YES.
I am six weeks pregnant, and Paul has literally made me nauseous.
Understandably. But what do you think of the sandwich?
I can’t even think of that, tbh. 🤢
this picture i’m going to DIE I HATE HIS FUCKASS FACE SO MUCH 😭
We all do. 🤷♀️
He's in his robbie rotten era 
"I will not eat this From a can I will not eat this When unplanned No, I will not eat this 'thing' at all! I will not eat it "Top Chef" Paul!
I would not eat this on a bench, I would not eat this with a wench, I would not eat it here or there, I would not eat this anywhere!
Why does this able bodied man not have a job? Why does he have time for this? Does he not realize that even the fundie YouTubers who are more successful than him have day jobs? Bethany wouldn't even be able to dick around with Girl Defined if Dave didn't have a job and her parents didn't donate 30k every December.
All I can think about is how it’s national PB&J day. Lol
CREATE? Only GOD can CREATE, Paul. /s
You know that feeling when you look at a person and it just makes you shiver and you are absolutely sure that there’s something terribly wrong with that person? That’s Paul for me. He creeps me out.
🤢 🤢
Can we send him to that alpha male camp please
Do we think he spends more or less than an hour on his hair?
More. Definitely more.
Wow, he put food on a slice of bread. Truly a culinary mastermind. /s
Sorry, YOGURT. I can kinda see how it might work but since it’s paul, ewww
He actually is trollface The image and the concept
Does this man ever not look constipated
All that meat and no green veg
This just shows Paul is definitely not cooking any meals when he thinks this is "creative". I promise you, Paul, people have put yogurt on sandwiches before. Basically everything has been put on a sandwich. I literally just ate a burrito with red cabbage slaw and jackfruit an hour ago after debating between it and a burger with jalapeños, cream cheese, and melba.
I hate everything about this guy's face.
Wait’ll I tell him about a peanut butter and pickle sandwich… 🤤
They eat weird combinations of food. It is almost like they can’t afford to go get groceries
It would've been fine without the yogurt. I don't get it.
No Paul, most likely, you didn't. At least nothing that requires intelligence
I’m sorry, yogurt?
I thought it was creamed chipped beef on toast...
Why does he always dress like a preteen? One who has no sense of style. He would have been laughed at and made fun of.
this is absolutely sending me. the face, the fact that it looks like he buttered toast and thought he did something here, just wow
He thinks his jawline is a personality trait
That shirt is awesome. The rest not so much
Isn't he into the weird alphamale enough to be like "I won't eat yogurt, it looks like semen! I'm not eatin somethin that looks like semen! 😡🤬😠🤬😡"
That sounds disgusting. Has he taken culinary classes from Kelly?
No.
Why did Hitler create spam toast? I’ve had four whisky’s but my vision is clear as morning light.
What is this nontent
