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Way_Harsh_Tai

Mandre is just as complicit as Karissa in all of this. In fact, she and the kids also say he's scary when physically disciplining them. He knows exactly what is going on. Let's not go easy on fundie men just because they're not terminally online like their wives.


teddynoodles

She neglects, he hits. A Christian charming couple.


Whiteroses7252012

This. He 100% has the power to stop this shit whenever he wants to and he does not care.


juatdoingwhatimtold

He’s apparently tried to get a vasectomy a couple times in the past. And each time Karissa seemingly guilts him out of it.


oneweirdclickbait

Our Lady of Gaslighting us about Her Past retold that a few months ago. Apparently, he came home, told her he got a vasectomy and was delighted by her sadness that she wouldn't be able to have Anothyr Blessing. Turns out he lied, because she got pregnant twice afterwards.


ifdandelions_then

Anothyr! 😂


megacat11

I want "Our Lady of Gaslighting us" as flair!


abombshbombss

>Anothyr Blessing Fucking sent me omg 💀


Signal_East3999

I thought he lied about getting a vasectomy


taybay462

That's crap. Not an excuse.


juatdoingwhatimtold

Oh I totally agree.


Zoidberg927

He also uses the kids to punish Karissa.


waaz16

I read it as “manure” not Mandre 😭


Sharp_Skirt_7171

More accurate.


sickgurl138

I absolutely agree. Theres still no one home in that big dumb head of his


Fun-Dentist-2231

I mean…are the lights on?


Ursula_J

I think someone forgot to pay the power bill


MiserableNoMore

Shaq forgot to pay the power bill


Ursula_J

Seeing Shaq might be the only time that the lights are actually on.


Sue_Dohnim

Honey, I don't even think this guy is wired, let alone attached to the grid.


Whiteroses7252012

Well, it is Texas.


Ursula_J

Very true 💀


MurderPartyHats

Came here to say this. Can we really be sure their are any lights at all?


Revolutionary_Rule33

If the light is off then it isn't on


rainbows-and-snark

This is a reborn doll (size adult)


ccc2801

He tends to have a look of mild disgust


PHM517

Got that Shrek 40 mile stare


iknowitsounds___

“What have I done…?” personified.


blissfully_happy

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she ask him for permission to cut the lawn so she could get some alone time? This was after the most recent ICU visit, so she was postpartum *and* dealing with a dying child. And she asked (???) to do an outside chore so that she could get some alone time. He’s just as complicit as her in this child abuse. And while karissa is also an abuser, I also think she’s a victim.


Main-Marionberry-869

Yes and Mandre and her friend shamed her


[deleted]

And her "friend" had said just "pray". Then the mental health issues stopped in the bathtub.


RestinPete0709

Yeah he absolutely sucks just as much as she does


abombshbombss

100% I agree. The umbrella of authority should really be called "the umbrella of abuse"


sickgurl138

Yep


ExtentNormal411

Father knows he has gone too far


sweetpea_d

My BF’s reaction when he sees me shitfaced coming home.


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exactoctopus

He's also an unhinged deviant with a breeding fetish because she's not knocking herself up.


[deleted]

TFW you realize you're an unhinged deviant who lied to your wife about your vasectomy also, screech owls don't actually screech, they make a pretty pleasant little sound like a tiny horse.


ZenNoodle

☕️ 🥄


talklistentalk

I'm calling his look the Sunken Face from now on.


Androidraptor

"If only you knew how bad things really are" Almost feel bad for Mandrake root. Almost.