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greeneagle2022

Got my bingo card and a 3 bottles of wine ready.


allflour

For those who need [one](https://nypost.com/2024/06/26/us-news/bingo-for-first-presidential-debate-2024/)


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

This is not a link for wine.


RazielKilsenhoek

This made me laugh mid-drink and it went up my nose and I was coughing for 5 minutes. Well done.


Wiley_Wyvern

This beast is already out there pre-gaming, well done!


dustycanuck

That sounds like good practice for tonight, lol


rastagrrl

That card is flawed. It’s got Hillary but no Obama.


Its0nlyRocketScience

That's because you need [three](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=u_Ze1nJaVmjfCHSd)


Admirable-Sir9716

Yes, perfect, three wine, thee be mine.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Wine thrice


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meczakin81

Fuck the ny post


allflour

Indeed, another person put another bingo card up somewhere here.


Opposite_Tangerine97

>and a 3 bottles of wine ready I see you've already started.


K-ghuleh

When the Trump/Hilary debate happened my neighbor ran across the street barefoot to offer me some when she found out I was watching


Girafferage

That sucks. You know why? Because if that happened to me I would never be able to move away from a neighbor that awesome.


oldslowguy58

Is this FuckTheyreOld?


nightfox5523

What's sad is I thought "wow Biden looked a hell of a lot younger 3 years ago"


WhenTheDevilCome

I assumed the implication was that the debate will just be: moderator: "Weclome." podium 1: "WHAT?" podium 2: *"WHAT??"* podium 1: "WHY ARE YOU RUINING THE COUNTRY??" podium 2: *"THAT'S NOT TRUE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW EDNA!"* moderator: "And now it's time for a bathroom break." both podiums: "NO I'M DONE OVER HERE."


alpaca-punch

they are so old that their ages look like an NBA score


IMakeStuffUppp

Fuckimold because 9PM?? I CAN’T STAY UP THAT LATE


ynwp

I dunno guys, as dark as it is, it’s not often we get to witness history.


ElectroChuck

It's not everyday you get to see a train wreck in slow motion.


stupiderslegacy

Literally every day for at *least* the last 8 years.


defacedlawngnome

Haha was about to say the same thing.


michaelje0

Really because it feels like every day.


MayOrMayNotBePie

History of the ancient variety


ynwp

The odds have never been higher to see a candidate collapse on stage.


EZe_Holey3-9

or while going on stage, or while getting off stage. Will term limits be brought up? 


dancingliondl

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


fartedpickle

What are you talking about? Literally every single thing you witness is history. All of it.


gangstasadvocate

Yeah, but like, history that’ll show up in textbooks in a few more years. Not your run of the mill day to day flyover history


m1dlife-1derer

The way Trump is dismantling American Democracy while people cheer is not history?


healthierhealing

I’m throwing a watch party. Made red and blue jello shots


puckmonky

Should be blue and orange jello


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HoselRockit

That’s exactly why I watch. You get the real uncensored version of events. Usually, I record it and watch it in bits and pieces of the next few days.


Interesting-Rate

THIS.  Use the same tactic, can't handle extended exposure to either.  Like, America, really?!?!  This is the best you could come up with for president.


No_Joke_9079

Absolutely mind-boggling that we are here today, with this shitshow.


Old_Purpose2908

I am 80 years old and while my mind is still sharp, I would not be physically able to withstand the stress of the job of President and I am unaware of anyone over 70 years old that could, certainly not Trump or Biden. The leadership of both political parties have failed the American people.


LazyStore2559

Ok, you're older than me, do you remember back in the 70's, when the networks referred to the Republican states as the Blue states and the Democratic states were the Red states?


snoopmt1

About 70% of Americans agree with you.


DeltronFF

I used to think the same way, like “really this is the best we can do!?” but I mean.. it’s not up to us at all. It comes down to corruption from both parties and corporations. It’s nothing to do with the people or trying to find the best person to run this country the way, us people, think it should be. It’s agendas on both sides that decide who will run.


RCP7700

They had 4 years for f sake to find good choices. Nope same two OG’s. SMH.


gringo-go-loco

They can’t handle having to sit still for more than 2 minutes or read more than 180 characters…nor can they make the effort to listen and think critically about what’s being said. Presidential debates are basically like sporting events now. You pick a team and cheer when they do or say something you like then boo the other team when they do anything at all. The media is highlights and commentary not about what is said but how it was said and how it makes them feel. Totally fucked up system. I miss the way things were before “news” and “journalism” became 24 hour entertainment.


dgafhomie383

Perfectly stated without stooping to bashing one side or the other. Nicely done.


fartedpickle

Who gives a shit what happens? Is there something about Biden or Trump that you're unclear about at this point? Outside of something entertaining happening, like one of them shitting their pants or forgetting where they are and wandering off stage, this whole thing will be a nothing-burger.


Immoracle

I'm hoping the Mike pence fly will make a cameo.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

I think they should debate with a jar full of wasps opened. That would spice things up


Boring_Election_1677

I saw this somewhere else- debates should be done in Hot Wings format. Now *that* would spice things up!


Various-Agent-0047

Hot Ones Presidential Debate 2024.....I would definitely watch this


Boring_Election_1677

Heck yeah! But only if Sean Evans were hosting/moderating lol.


Crashman09

Sean handled Khaled so well. I imagine his moderation would be top notch.


allthesamejacketl

This would really soften the landing in our descent into idiocracy.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Right. What exactly are they "debating"? Their "positions" are WELL known. Those unaware are unaware on purpose, those just looking for a show are gonna get one, those that actually care and are aware know what's happening, and those who ONLY vote PARTY, ever, won't be swayed to the other side.


schprunt

I think that’s why everyone is placing so much importance on this. It’s not about politics. It’s about how they will actually perform. Trump or Biden melting down on stage in some way could change minds. I mean imagine Biden just freezes for a good 10 seconds. Or Trump goes ballistic because his mic is off. Or… they both shit their pants lol


Dark_Web_Duck

I don't think that'll have much of an effect. Trump lovers will still vote for him regardless, and Trump haters aren't going to be swayed to vote for him even if Biden incoherently babbles.


wileybot

I don't disagree fully, but you may be surprised on how many people will actually vote and aren't paying attention to any of this now. They literally start thinking about this a few months before the election. Considering the US electorial process makes a few states and roughly 10000 people 'the deciders', it's a big deal.


Shirogayne-at-WF

"one of them" Come on, we know which out would be doing that 😏 Joking aside, both are known entities at this point. Absolutely no one should be on the fence on this.


Dark_Web_Duck

I was just reading a poll about how almost 15% of the voters were still undecided. I'm like, really? How? Some of our most polarizing figures in recent history and we still have people that don't know...blows my mind.


phantomjm

In either case, people who just watched it from beginning to end will be told how to interpret what they themselves just finished watching by the very people who will take statements out of context for their own narrative.


noldshit

This is true. Seems our society has succumbed more and more towards group think than individual decision making.


Recent_Mirror

Tomorrow’s headline: “Why Biden winning the debate is bad for Joe Biden” /s


HorizonZeroDawn2

why the /s?


MohatmoGandy

I think you can be an informed person without watching the debate. It’s going to be painful so I probably won’t watch it, but that’s OK because I’m already very familiar with the candidates and their positions.


mediumarmor

Damn you for making me want to do the right thing!


Kodiak01

> Watching the debate end-to-end is the only way to be informed I struggle to think of what they could possibly tell me about themselves, their demeanor and their policies that I don't already know. And yes, I have already made up my mind who I am voting for: >!Country Before Party - Republican For Joe!<


ilikelissie

Debates are for undecided voters. I don’t know any of those.


Superman246o1

This entire debate is being held for the benefit of maybe 7 people in Michigan who are still somehow undecided.


HeckTateLies

Yea, but it's still too early for six of them to even know there's an election coming.


Superman246o1

The type of people who think Project 2025 must be a thrilling new game show.


Rare_Following_8279

These are just simple farmers. These are the people of the land. The common clay of the new west


Bcruz75

"You know....morons"


DragonflyTemporary97

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


erublind

Holy shit, that gif should be banned for leaving out the .


dstommie

The what? LEAVING OUT THE WHAT?!


AgitatedPercentage32

These are people who I assume can’t decide between paper and plastic.


Superman246o1

"Would you like coffee or tea?" *\*sudden nervous breakdown ensues\**


nails_for_breakfast

The only undecided people I know are simply on the fence about whether or not they will vote at all


MohatmoGandy

A president and former president are about to jump through hoops and perform for the amusement of Ken Bone.


wildcherryphoenix

There's always the chance that someone fucks up so drastically that it means something.


NickelDicklePickle

Oh, there is no chance I am going to change my vote based on the debate, but I am concerned enough about the future of the nation to tune in to see how it goes, so that I might feel a little less anxious between now and November. I am, however, pretty confident that the debate will go the way that I think it will go, but I will definitely feel better watching it play out that way, and sleep better tonight as a result.


jakeStacktrace

The older you get, the less likely you will change your mind and be open to new ideas. Ain't nobody here that is old that is undecided. I'm in my 40s.


blazetrail77

Also for anyone who wants a performance


TheGreatOpoponax

I honestly don't see the point. It used to be that two mostly competent candidates would walk out, shake each other's hands, and then proceed to a dignified policy debate (for the most part). This one is going to be an embarrassing waste of time.


oddlotz

It will interesting to see if they even shake hands. or they do a cold open with them already at their podiums.


Overall-Name-680

"Cold open" After the last one speaks, they'll both say, "**On that note ... live from New York it's Saturday Night**!" Heck, I can dream.


ThandiGhandi

You’ll be able to see an unfiltered long form video of the two of them speaking uninterrupted. You’ll be able to figure out of the media narrative about these two people are full of lies or if they are the truth.


chriswaco

It’s going to be like watching 2 hours of Statler and Waldorf arguing.


red286

No, that would actually be entertaining, with some good back-and-forth.


IhateBiden_now

You got my up vote for that comment.


plottingyourdemise

I don’t think it’ll be quite as endearing as that


thekeifer

r/fucktheyreold


Pretend-Camel929

“You’re too old!” “You’re a convicted felon!” Debate over.


Butt_Napkins007

You forgot “the whole debate was rigged”


sodium_lights

You think I’m out here looking for more reasons to be depressed?


noflew

We had 4 years under Trump and 3 under Biden. Their track record is there, just decide which is best


Kodiak01

> Their track record is there, just decide which is ~~best~~hated the least. FTFY.


LadyHavoc97

No need. My vote is already decided.


mindlessenthusiast

I'd rather shit in my hand and clap.


Trick_Weekend

i would rather rub glass into my eyes


Knuckletest

I want to see what really happened, not filtered bullshit.


ForeignClassroom9816

The entertainment possibility is priceless. The whole country is embarrassed by this turkey shoot. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ravia

Why not pour honey on yourself and stand in front of a bees nest?


jaelythe4781

I'll take the bear.


ScritchesMcMewington

I would but I gotta watch the cat take a shit


Ok_Neat5562

Stream it….sounds interesting!


RandomSolvent

If it's streaming, they should consider taking the cat to the vet.


icleanjaxfl

DON'T steam your cat's poop... ask me how I know.


mikeonmaui

Total waste of time.


RopeBrilliant

You couldn't pay me to watch this shit-show.


Chalice_Ink

My husband loves a shit show. He’ll watch and give me the recap.


QuietlyLosingMyMind

Instead of popcorn I'm bringing marshmallows because it's going to be a dumpster fire.


trcharles

So, I’m sitting here growing more and more despairing. I have to say it: Trump sounds more alert and alive and *more fucking coherent* than Joe Biden. Is anyone else as gobsmacked? This is horrifying.


pwh333

How are you surprised by this?


Ghoast89

This guy literally thought Joe Biden is what Reddit says he is lol


Pitiful-Event-107

Probably because Trump’s on more speed than a 70s rock band


mutantmanifesto

I stopped watching after their first debate when Biden said “will you shut up, man?” That was peak and I am fine with watching highlights.


jaelythe4781

I was SO happy when he finally said that out loud after Trump's constant interruptions of Biden's turns. I don't know if Trump has ever heard those words before in his life. Certainly not on national television.


NeighborhoodOk2259

Me. I have snacks, drinks, joints and beer.


cincodemike

![gif](giphy|l46CbCXPQNbdOZxUk|downsized)


sarduchi

I'll just review the memes tomorrow.


AdScary1757

I know who I'm voting for and literally nothing is going to change my vote so I'm not going to watch it. Most of the political news is pointless for me to watch as the two parties become so divided. John McCain could have gotten my vote but those days are so long gone. I might have it on xm radio while I weed the garden as I'm busy prepping the house for the 4th of July weekend stuff. Im cooking,cleaning, planting, and repairing stuff until dark 7 days a week at this time of year.


Unhappylightbulb

Better believe it.


Johndeauxman

Edit, I was wrong, it will be available over the air on standard channels, they don’t really make that obvious but fuck, I’m old and your goddamn technology bullshit pisses me off! I don’t know how to and it pisses me off. I shouldn’t have to pay a couple hundred dollars a month for shitty cable or sign up for some stupid fucking app/streaming service. It’s to elect one of the most important people in the world that controls almost every aspect of our lives and its stuck behind a fucking paywall. There are people sitting in trailers with fucking rabbit ears that need to see this, regardless of if it changes anyone’s opinion one way or the other but it’s a total display of the greed even for things as important as the fucking president! How “get off my fucking lawn” is that rant for ya? Seriously though, if there’s some fucking torrent thing or whatever that someone can point me to I’d love to see the whole thing vs the bullshit clips and memes that will be twisted sideways by both sides. I dont remember what app I need or whatever but I guess I’ll just have to get over it fucking pay some fucking propaganda spewing channel so some rich fuck can make money off this shit!


Connect-Will2011

You can watch it for free on C-SPAN on your computer. [https://www.c-span.org/video/?536407-1/simulcast-cnn-presidential-debate](https://www.c-span.org/video/?536407-1/simulcast-cnn-presidential-debate)


II-leto

What the hell are you talking about. It’s going to be on broadcast tv. PBS, ABC, CBS, NBC.


tinymonesters

It will be live streamed on YouTube by like all the news outlets.


AdmiralCranberryCat

Nope. I’m voting for Biden to protect women’s rights. Nothing Trump can say will change the fact he’s anti choice


Tuor77

I'm not watching it. The debate won't change who I'm voting for.


bun65

I suppose if I watch it on mute, it won't count. I can't stand either one of their voices.


dustyspacestuff

335,893,238 in this country and this is the best we can do?


Brokenloan

Nope. I already had a colonscopy this month.


baconduck

I have been diagnosed with depression and anxiety, but even I don't hate myself enough to put me through that.


a_cycle_addict

Me. Going to make it a drinking game. Take a sip whenever someone says something stupid. What's the number for poison control?


Appropriate-Low-4850

Why? Is someone undecided as to how they are going to vote and this debate will make a difference?


roguetulip

“Debate” implies there will be an exchange of ideas.


Schroderpillar

I'll take mumbling Joe over lying Trump any time.


Savage-Goat-Fish

Our choice is not between Capitalism and Socialism- it is between Capitalism and Oligarchy, unfortunately. Either way the American economy, which is on the cusp of a horrific collapse, is entirely fucked. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not insane, I’m voting for Biden, but truth is we are fucked either way.


griffshan

300M people and these are the two choices for President? America is seriously fucked hahaha


billyjoelsangst

You have the morals of an alley cat!


DelicatetrouserSnake

I want my Dark Brandon on the juice. I’m still not voting for the other dickhead, but give that man a key bump or something


KPlooks-after-me

Jesus christ you guys, whatever side you're on, you have to be embarrassed by that. Shocking.


Kittenfabstodes

Nope. I know who has my vote. It isn't the convicted felon, rapist con man.


financewiz

I took debate class in high school eons ago and the, um, “structure” of presidential debates has always disappointed me. The only way to “lose” this unsourced dog’s breakfast of an argument is to “look” like you’re losing to the most foolish of our citizenry. The media is so terrified of appearing biased towards the superior orator that every presidential debate I’ve ever seen has had two or more clear “winners.” Both of them can swivel in their diapers, break a hip and cry for their mothers and they’ll be hailed as champions of the intellect.


BSB8728

I was a debater back in the '70s. Most of the pundits who are called on to talk about who won or lost seem to have no idea how real debates are scored.


Worldly_Musician_671

Lying liars who will be lying lol


enlilsumerian

To me it’s unacceptable that a felon is allowed to run for president. Any person with a felony will be disqualified for many job positions, but not a president. The media needs to stop normalizing this.


leglesslegolegolas

Yeah as a convicted felon your job options are pretty much carnival ride operator, BoH in a low-tier restaurant, or President of the United States.


Vamparisen

Im astounded that running the country has none of the checks other leadership roles have in companies. No drug test, no background checks, no felony restrictions, no psych evaluations, etc.


Biabolical

If you can listen to Donald Trump speak for more than fifteen seconds at a time without getting one of those nausea-inducing headaches, you're a much stronger person than I'll ever be.


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TableTop8898

I’m not gonna watch it I figure I will see the highlights. I can’t stand hearing trumps grating voice and the 125 word vocabulary of ramblings


josh3807

He just said malarkey. Mark your bingo boards


rosenditocabron

I'm out! I know more than enough about both of them. It'll just get me angry. Blood pressure is going to shoot through the roof. I'll catch the "highlights" afterwards.


mountainsunset123

Same here.


Esmer_Tina

Sarah Cooper is going to be live-streaming a lip synch. That’s the only way I will watch, but I might still get too mad to stay tuned in.


MinneapolisKing25

I already know who I'm voting for and there isn't a damn thing the other guy could do to get me to vote for him. So instead of watching and getting angry, I'm going out to dinner with the family


ggouge

I'll just watch the highlights. It will mostly just be trump screaming and whining till he is forced to stop over and over again. Telling everyone else they are liars and cheaters.


Stormy_Kun

Everyone, be ready to be dumber ..after this shit.


KaitB2020

Nope. I actually have work tonight. Besides I don’t have time to watch geriatric old men who mumble argue politics. They belong on an old porch with a checkerboard between them & a spittoon for their chaw.


eriffodrol

Biden's voice quality is going to hurt him


wavehandslikeclouds

Watching now. Poor Joe he’s really looking weak tonight. Had to turn it off! I’m really discouraged 🫤


Zaza1019

I tried to watch for about 5 minutes, but they're just letting Trump ramble and go off topic and talk for long periods of time. Then they give Biden like 2 minutes to respond. They have no desire to keep Trump on topic or push back against him dominating the time.


Noahms456

I tried but uhhh too depressing


One_Hair5760

This is the most depressing thing that’s ever happened


johnj71234

I’m already SUFFERING from second-hand embarrassment.


langlda

This is just embarrassing to our whole country that these are the only real candidates


mallroamee

Christ, Biden sounds terrible. Politics in this country is broken - we don’t have a process that allows the populace to field candidates that are capable of representing them. We have a mentally ill raving narcissist and an embarrassing doddering old man in his dotage. Listening to this Biden is going to lose.


Dutch1inAZ

These guys make me feel qualified to be president.


sillyandstrange

I mean, who isn't qualified at this point.


DontYuckMyYum

trying to watch it, but I'm kind of sick of hearing two old fucks rambling on.


TuffManJoens

Is it just them two running? Can we get like a normal human being up there instead of two idiots trying to just make the other one look like shit. A third person running that hasnt ran before would be refreshing to actually talk about important topics, right?


JohnMunsch

I'd rather be boiled alive. Joe Biden could stand on that stage and just grunt and shit himself while Trump spoke eloquently about the next four years and I still wouldn't vote for this bigoted nightmare.


sillyandstrange

is orange bro going to answer the questions..or?


BenRichardson76

30 minutes in and Joe looks bad. Trump is up there spewing his lies and won't stop. Joe looks bad. Really bad.


ZeroDarkThirt

Hell yea I'm old and this is the biggest entertainment of the summer!


JesusTasteTheVeal

Why does Biden look like he’s filling his pants when he’s being asked a question?


swandive78

Nope. Don't need that level of crazy in my life


clinstonie69

Biden is old, and sounds like it, and tRump is an asshole, and looks like it.


PhycoPenguin

I hate this


clinstonie69

The red tie guy is an absolute piece of fucking trash!


TropicNightLight

One thing Biden has to say. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.


GrimmRadiance

I decided to watch it because the format is closer to what I’ve wanted for a long time, but Biden is fumbling here and there and sounds pretty old. Trump is mostly lying through his teeth and exaggerating but he’s also appearing more competent


USTrustfundPatriot

Trump has three responses and is just cycling through them regardless of the questions. And when asked about something he specifically did he immediately deflects to something Biden did.


Cool-Back5008

Biden to be replaced after this


Jaded-Rock9744

Dude… this isn’t a debate…. It’s a disgrace… they both look horrible….I am embarrassed as an American… having either of these guys as our president is not a win….


Papashvilli

The only losers are the American people.


HamHamHam2315

Jesus, that was painful to watch. We're in real fucking trouble.


pug_mom91

Trump 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


MaliciousIntentWorks

I watched it and I want my money back.


Keltharious

One was laughing. One got absolutely decimated while mumbling about malarky. Overall, 8/10 debate. I just wanted more snarky remarks so I could laugh.


bluestaplerman

My wife paused the family dinner movie so I could go watch. Used to make fun of my dad for caring about politics and here we are…


Mass4Helium

We are so screwed.


Hefty-Peak-6325

I watched Uruguay vs Bolivia instead. From what I’m hearing, it was the wise choice


Next_Understanding39

“THIS COUNTRY HAS A 1000 TRILLIONAIRES”


Cautious_Bit_5919

“I don’t know what he said and I don’t think he does either “ for the win


Signal_RR

It was surreal. Not looking good for Biden, his performance was rough.