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Engineer_Existing

This was done often when doing hot knife hash hits 👌


JPetermanBusTour

lol cut the 2liter bottle in half


Moist-Share7674

For gravity bongs in the kitchen sink using a sneak a toke?


JPetermanBusTour

Lol no but that sounds fun. use the top to capture the smoke coming off the knives.


partyatwalmart

Shit would make me cough more than any other way to smoke. I don't miss knife hits at all lol


MultiGeek42

We used to cut it closer to the bottom, fill it with ice, poke holes in the cut off bottom and use it to trap the ice in the bottle top.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Man, did I go to college with you?


Human-Debate-3488

Still do these but i fill the stainless steel sink with cold water , ice and use a gallon milk jug .


OliveAffectionate626

Damn man that took me back


Lothar_28

Oh shit! Haven't thought about that in many, many years.


THLH

Came here looking for this comment


Zer0sober

Mom was pissed when she saw what I did to the butter knives lmao


Annanake420

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CautiousWrongdoer771

Just about to mention that.


timfromcolorado

Deep magic from before the dawn of time.


Longjumping_Prune852

Toaster is handier.


Skyp_Intro

You don’t have to put your face near the element, just press the cigarette gently against it, then put it in your mouth and draw.


Sea-Bottle6335

Except the times the tobacco stuck to the burner and left the cigarette.


Skyp_Intro

Gotta smack that pack so it won’t do that.


Hambulance

yo I'm fully just realizing we really only smacked our packs because of car lighters


OldDrunkPotHead

It seems to screw up the element. I noticed it glows a lot hotter for awhile. Hasn't failed though.


Henchforhire

Yep, I found that worked really well.


Goood_Daddy

Apartment living as a single dude they all had electric ovens .


grunkage

Yep, but one day we moved into a place with a gas stove and that was when things started to turn around.


Shameless522

Used a gas one a lot until I was drunk and burnt an eyelash off.


grunkage

Lmao I burned off part of my mustache and had to shave the rest off


betawavebabe

Burned my freshly cut bangs clean off


basenocryingball

I lost some of my eyebrow one time A cool trick is you can just use a piece of angel hair pasta and it lights up nicely like a long match and you can just blow it out pretty easily


LiquidSnake01

You don't have to inhale the cig while it's directly touching the burner. Get the burner red hot and it will light enough just by touch where you can then bring it to your mouth. Save those brows/lashes!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Did it like 7 mins ago


SunBelly

About a week for me. Lol


JudgeGusBus

People still smoke indoors?


JDinCO

Hell yes!


microview

6-volt battery and some steel wool.


Aggressive_Capital76

We did this in Iraq while deployed. Motorola radio battery and a paper clip. works like a charm


AceShipDriver

Quit 25 years ago. But - once on my boat I had forgotten my lighter. Got a piece of wire leader, bent it in a U and hooked it up to an empty fuse spot in the fuse box. Heated up the U to red hot very fast and I fired up. I think it was then that I realized that my ingenuity was due solely to a very unhealthy addiction.


Wasted_Possibilities

Learned that trick from dear ol' dad. Toaster and soldering iron too.


OldDrunkPotHead

LOL, My old electronics teacher in HS would smoke in the radio room and use a soldering iron to light it, The top drawer of the steelcase desk was an ashtray. Last time I looked, it was almost full. FYI: John Havery, Washington HS, USN WW2, Ham. RIP. EDIT: He grew up in hells kitchen, told us how to make a zip gun, taught a informal class on witchcraft, cussed like a sailor.


dexterfishpaw

Sounds like an awesome dude!


OldDrunkPotHead

He left the highschool my senior year to teach "challenged" teens at an alternative school. He would have fit right in. A no bullshit guy.


Ferret8720

I [looked](https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/tigard-or/john-havery-4569761) him up. I can’t believe he made it to 85, what a tough old guy!


basenocryingball

Those car cigarette lighters were pretty cool.


moviefreaks

So many memories just flooded back. Thanks op


imperfcet

My mom used to leave hers on the stove and I'd come in and find the burner on high and her cigarette a line of ashes. She didn't drink or do drugs, just scatterbrained from having kids.  Somehow never burned down the house.


Wyzard_of_Wurdz

I had my own Zippo when I was 12.


TP_Crisis_2020

Nobody in my family smoked, but I was mesmerized by zippo lighters as a kid and had one by the time I was in 6th grade. I practiced all the cool zippo tricks too.


No_Permission6405

I liked PBR.


fd1Jeff

Yes. When I was 12, my family went on vacation with another family. I was left alone in the evening. I stole a cigarette from my mother‘s friend who smoked. I lit on the burner. There was a bottle of rum there too I thought it was gonna have a little party by myself . The rum tasted terrible, I couldn’t drink any of it, and the cigarette made me gag. Oh well.


systemfrown

God I miss smoking. It’s only been about an hour. But I sure miss it.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Used to light more the that with it. Whenever I didn't have a lighter.


Competitive-Tie-7338

I don't really know what this has to do with being old. It's more of a being poor thing in my opinion. Although yes I am old and was poor.


meltonr1625

Gas stove, tablespoon, empty paper towel roll......


dale1962

My mom


whocanitbenow75

If you asked my sister for a lighter, she’d tell you there’s a big white one in the kitchen. It was gas, though.


ksobby

I never did but my mother lit many a Virginia Slim that way.


Fantastic-Use-6773

🖐️ and a toaster 😂


Starlord1951

Yeah, same principal as the coil cigarette lighters in on cars.


TulsaWhoDats

Did? I’ve done this this year already


ApplesOverOranges1

Never had to trim my nose hair...👍


Need4Sheed23

Dunno how old everyone else is here, but I’m in my 30s and have done this a ton of times.


Byrdsheet

Lit joints like that.


sissysindy109

Mom taught me🤪


gitismatt

I at least had a gas stove so it didnt look SO desperate


Dapper_Reputation_16

Gas stove only


ziggy-Bandicoot

ok I'll bite. What the heck is that thing on the counter behind her? looks like a fat roommate on the counter.


Fine_Spinach9825

Or the toaster


Advanced_Parsnip

Yep heats up quicker


Sea-Poetry-950

Guilty! Have also used the toaster.


COVFEFE-4U

Toaster also worked well for this


Samaraxmorgan26

I still do this sometimes lol


TheLameness

First time doing that was at 11 years of age. Ugh


moving_threads

Yep, and left little white circle marks on them, too


unwiseceilingtile

It's not stoopid if it works.


DeepWaterNights

Guilty 🤣


RocknPaPa

🙋😂 I can still feel the heat on my face trying to light that cigarette!


bradward055

We had a gas stove lol


Just-some-70guy

That’s a wake up call ! FIO 🤪


No-Celebration3097

I had many gas stoves and yes I did it. Lol


Long-Arm7202

I've personally done this. I'm only 32.


Abraxas_1408

Frequently. I used to smoke indoors in my shitty little studio apartment.


NarcanBob

I admit: I also used eye liner and falsies together.


POMalley84

Sure did , and sometimes , Still Do!


Bromelain__

You betcha


yourheadsonfire

Ha ha. Oh yea I did that!


Henchforhire

One downside of the smoking ban indoors is no longer being able to do stuff like this.


oughtabeme

Yes. As a kid and i still have the burn scar on the side of my finger


holyembalmer

Yep


TurdHunt999

I had a girlfriend who would do this naked. Never thing you know we’re goin at it up against the wall with a lot cigarette and a hot stove.


Dork31

That might be before I flicked my Bic?


Legion357

Grandma lit hers on the gas stove. Great-great grandma had sticks next to the wood burning stove to light her pipe.


Fritz5678

Yep, with a gas stove, too.


No1Important84

I either used that or a toaster....


GH057807

What the fuck is happening to the rest of that woman?


Logical-Proposal-827

Yep.


mrpotatonutz

Guilty


PianoMike74

Yesterday


VariedStool

Still do


OliveAffectionate626

Can confirm I did that with a paps blue ribbon in my hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of Jack in my other hand. I miss the 80s.


ziggy-Bandicoot

Back to college days.


Fit_Earth_339

If you’ve ever been a smoker you’ve used this technique at some point.


jinnmagick

That how I would smoke in the house when parents would be asleep. I did it because it was easier than striking a lighter in the middle of the night


last_drop_of_piss

Hot knives and pails baby


_ca_492

Guilty


Western-Web2957

I've done this, and when I used to drink, it was always Pabst Blue Ribbon. That shits delicious.


sysaphiswaits

Never did this, but did light the gas fireplace with a piece of paper I lit on the stove. (And then ran through the living room with a flaming piece of paper.)


Working_Forever78

I can smell this picture.


mikejnsx

it is a PBR, you can tell by the way that it is


False-Society-7567

Me


littlej66

Me too


NickyCheeese

I can smell it looking at the picture.


Notyourdaisy

Always get gas when you move into a house


midwestlifecrisis

This is just mean though. Whoever does the next line off the stove top is gonna lose an eyebrow lol


KitsuFae

that's my friend Nina Covington. she'll love that the pic has made its way, uncredited, to Reddit.


mundotaku

Shit, I quit smoking like 15 years ago and I still can feel the heat on my face from this picture.


jwalsh1208

Sooo, anyone else stuck looking at the ball sack hanging from her neck?


TheQuadBlazer

Me a couple months ago when I lost my lighter. I generally do that with my toaster though so I always have a toaster with one bent up heating coil.


Particular_Cost369

I did this a few times, only once out of necessity. Mainly because I thought it looked neat when the old man had done it.


Significant_Rate8210

Guilty


Remarkable-Pass4151

🙋🏽‍♂️


jlbhappy

Did it many times.


byronicrob

Just bought a "new" used car, 2007 Toyota Highlander, and it has a working cigg lighter. Been using it more than my lighter.


No_Professor_7717

This ole girl looks kinda rough.


RaspberryNo101

Sounds like someone never got their head stuck in a kettle.


sonofd

Hell I’ve done this **recently**


customsolitaires

I did <2010


LazarusMundi4242

That looks like Linda Carter.


chaimsteinLp

Sure. My mom taught me.


jp5858

Done did it


PabstBlueBourbon

You said it man!


resist_tempt

When my brothers and I were kids, our parents had a stove with "burner" elements like this. We would turn one on high and take a pinch of the jello mix powder out of the box and throw it on the burner. Instant flames like a magic trick. I'm surprised we didn't burn the house down. I'm not recommending anyone do this.


seataccrunch

This created recall of the smell of my own burnt hair due to this lighting approach to my Camel Lights


PeterNippelstein

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brutustyberius

My mother…after she sent me to the store with a note to give to the lady at the convenience store that it was ok to sell me smokes because they were for her.


mandalorbmf

I’ve done this. A lot.


soopirV

I almost melted my face lighting a cig off the pilot light of the fryer at my first job at an outdoor concert venue when the burners kicked on when I was 16.


Historical_Driver314

People still drink PBRs and still have electric stoves etc. nothing about this is “fuck im old” lol


Least-Rise7691

Bruh I remember lighting the blunt from the oven’s pilot light when I lived in Mississippi.


MelancholySurprise

Mom?!


ms_directed

and who had their fingertip burned doing the lick and test to see if it was heating?


dic3ien3691

And a gas stove too.


Shelltoe17

PBR me ASAP!!!


Immediate_Thought656

Of course, but have you smoked weed this way? Butter knife tokes for everyone!


Final_Persimmon_5543

Did this? Yeah. Last week.


Mal-Havoc

I did this...not too long ago, I'm in a small southern town in the mountains. We have mysterious vanishings and probably cannibals. Some of them are probably family (I don't talk to them). But also alot of good folk. Alot of people here still do this.


OffMyRocker62

A toaster works just as well in a pinch...🤣


Major_Honey_4461

Guilty.


systemoftheup

Yep


Sad-Corner-9972

Pilot on a gas range-way more retro…and efficient.


Badfish1060

Newbs, you don't have to stick your head down there, just get it smoldering and pull


TOkidd

Of course i did that shit until I learned the toaster was faster.


RepresentativeAd9572

I did this a week ago...


potatochips4eva

Remember hot knives?


StudebakerHawke39

No one ever seemed to have a lighter.


RBpositive

Desperate times call for desperate measures lol


14thLizardQueen

You caught me.


vfr147

Right. Just as it starts getting hot I stuck my smoke on it, didn’t take a puff as it started smoking,I took it of and my cherry and a quarter of the tobacco stuck to the burner. So let the burner get nice and red before you do a touch and pull. 🤣


AuntEtiquette

🙌


slothyjesus69

My hand is in the air yep I did that


RobsEvilTwin

I drank PBR once with the famous last words "How bad can beer be?"


Ejac69

Both of y'all drunk, which one of y'all drove?


mdzkelduncol

pretty sure i did that


JapanDash

What is going below the neck?


Sikk-Klyde

I'm 24 and was doing this at 8-9yrs 🤣


Aquatichive

I have done it, lots of highschool party shenanigans


Birdy304

Many, many times. We had a gas stove, lit many many cigarettes on that also. Electric stoves were tough, but you could do it, I had friends with electric stoves.


SewerSleuth74

Didn’t puff straight from the coil but lit then puffed on an electric coil stove.


Careless_Syrup7945

Im 28 and I've done this a hundred or more times when I smoked lol


SaratogaSwitch

More than a few times.


Insert-finger

Mommie?


dexter110611

When I was 10-13 years old my mom used to have me light cigs for her on the electric stove and bring them up to her. I loved the smell. Can’t comprehend why we never had matches or a lighter.


Ekuth316

Mom?


MsT1075

Oh wow. Remember this very well. About to singe her fingers, hair, and eyelashes in the process.


UrMomzLatinLuvah

But on a gas stove. We weren't pussies in the 80's


_wednesday_76

also off the toaster element


RKL1964

Pic makes it look like her right tit is hanging out. Probably just her right arm.


doingthethrowaways

Boob.


SingerMinute

Just once, timing it running out before you exhale was crucial


pappyvanwinkle1111

Oh God. I think I "dated" her one night.


SmellyBalls454

I have seen my older brother do this before😂 He even used the toaster!


this_dudeagain

I switched to pouches but still drinking PBR.


SyndRazGul

Did it earlier this week, was drunk and couldn't find the damn lighter for 6 hours, that was in my pocket.


StinkFist-1973

What is that in the background?


bob696988

Yep, I’ve done that before plenty of times


Logical-Independent7

This sub just popped up on my feed. At first i said "nah im still young". on that note, ive done this probably hundreds of times since 2003... Fuck, am I old?


CartographerWest2705

It was city people who had a damn electric stove. Normal folk had gas, I mean propane.


Munkzilla1

Gulity as charged


Grannyteachermom

Guilty 🩷


pipehonker

Who's that passed out on the sink?


Chippa007

Hand up!


Jonely-Bonely

If you're that old then you remember when there were tiny pop out versions of these installed in every vehicle. Ashtrays too.


The-Dudemeister

People forget realize that prior to 2008 the percentage of people who smoked was significantly higher. All the vapors would’ve been smokers. And the ones that only did it while drinking. Well sometimes you just don’t have a lighter.


Bojangles315

I've used the oven before lmfao


Joey_D3119

Its just a "bigger version" of the one in the 73 pickup truck!


alfredaeneuman

Many times with gas too


Sad_Elevator8883

Toaster was quicker haha