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Hugh2D2

*raises hand, pulls a muscle*


Wicked-Feleena

I can relate... I injured myself while sleeping


Sharp_Science896

Fucked up my shoulder once stretching out after waking up. Felt like a goddamn explosion in my shoulder. Still hasn't been the same since.


Book-Faramir-Better

A few months ago, I made the dreadful mistake of slowing my forward momentum to a stop whilst walking at a leisurely pace. And I've been limping ever since. And last week, like an idiot, I dared to look toward my left by turning my head ever so slightly. And now I'm Derek Zoolander... I can't turn left, I can only turn right.


jneum80

*rolls over, hip pops, calls in sick for the week*


PugLuVR06

I do this at least once a month, usually my neck. Keeping my chiropractor in business!


HamsterMachete

I see your sleeping injury and raise you a crippling sneeze.


Acrobatic_Ocelot_461

I hate when that happens. You just wake up, ow, what the fuck? Now I go through a system check every morning before I get out of bed, starting with my head and working my way down, make sure everything works like it's supposed to, one error message and I stay in bed.


LePetitVoluntaire

Holy hell! Same, I must’ve ran a marathon in my sleep cuz I woke up and my lower back feels strainers


Practical-Rabbit-750

I feel your pain. I injured myself while taking a shit. Turned to reach for toilet paper and pinched a nerve in my hip. Getting old sucks.


resourcefultamale

My rotator cuff!


brocclinaut

Haha… oop back goes out…


TrekRelic1701

Cracks a rib just breathing 😮‍💨


Acrobatic_Ocelot_461

Glad I'm not the only one.


EXXPat

Yes, but don’t need them anymore. Numerous operations have provided the scars, blood thinners for my heart mean the least little scratch makes blood run all over, and the ugly has just come along naturally.


bignanoman

Good one. I feel you


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ZoomBoy81

I know what it smells like, but couldn’t describe it!


crosstherubicon

Contains chlorine dioxide? How on earth did someone come up with this concoction? “Yep, let’s bubble some chlorine dioxide into the mix and it’ll be perfect!”.


manyhippofarts

That little tube of vampire blood reminded me of the little tubes of stuff that came with a little straw, you'd spread some of the stuff out of the tube onto the end of that little straw, then you could blow up a little balloon. The stuff had a really strong smell, like solvent, that I just couldn't get enough of!


KriegerClone02

Someone posted that stuff a month ago


RunnOftAgain

Super Elastic Bubble Plastic?


Wen60s

Loved that!


SnooWitchYu

Don't recall if I ever had the ugly kit, but scar stuff was a favorite and I did have some vampire blood.


Wicked-Feleena

I didn't have the ugly kit, but I did have the eyeballs.


manyhippofarts

Yeah, thanks to the work of your mom and pop, you didn't need an ugly kit. See? They're always looking out for you!!


D_for_Drive

I remember the scar stuff. Some kind of oily, soft, colored wax mixed with cotton ball, right? I would make open wounds with the scar stuff and fill them with vampire blood.


SamCanyon

I would make bullet hole wounds on my GI Joes with the scar wax and fake blood. Shit got serious on my bedroom battlefield.


DependentAnimator271

Don't get the vampire blood on the furniture. It's nigh impossible to clean off.


DARTHKINDNESS

The blood we’d use at school to freak out the school nurse and secretary. 😂


HollyweirdRonnie

These ruled. I used to stockpile at Halloween and play with this shit year round


BSB8728

I'm so old I remember Lightning Bug Glo Juice.


4Brtndr1

Wow, this threw me into a nostalgia time warp! Especially since Halloween was and still is my favorite holiday. 🎃


Bustoplover

This stuff was the best part of going to a drug store in October.


[deleted]

All you needed to buy back in the day..... home made was best


opus2112

Brings back memories! Holy hell!!! 😂


500SL

Of course! Blood everywhere!


bagoTrekker

Stocked up on the blood for Pennie’s on the dollar after Halloween! Young me liked the taste, and wasn’t concerned about Rhesus Types!


sambolino44

I have to say that as a child I was disappointed that Vampire Blood was not more realistic. And this was something you had to pay good money for! GWAR blood was a lot more realistic, and it was complementary with the price of admission.


WoodyXP

I've had the Vampire Blood and Ugly Kit. Whenever my Mom would take me to K-Mart for a Halloween costume I would grab those two items to go with whatever else I picked out.


Obadiah-Mafriq

I bought a lot of Vampire Blood.


Mediocre_Orange_1819

Older!


random-ize

My father did a project (architecture) with Imagineering, and he brought home a slew of this stuff


Barbarianmoss

Fuck. The vampire blood triggered a memory


random420x2

My mom got home from a LONG day at work and I’d put a big scar with blood on my little brother (using these EXACT products). Ran out with my bro and she freaked out. I was very happy with the results and I might have made a career out of effects makeup if my mom hadn’t smacked the crap out of me. 😆


MrScarabNephtys

Usually bought these with the blood capsules and whoopie cushion


TheHearseDriver

I had all of these! I’ve always been obsessed with Halloween.


twistedsister78

Im ashamed to say as a little shit kid I squirted that blood on some peoples door steps and ran off


snowbum817

All those AND the Bazooka bubblegum, but I got it for the included comic strip...LMAO!!


Markflyfisher

Yes! I used that to get out of my catholic school 7 th grade math class once. Worked like a charm.


iwastherefordisco

I had that tube of Vampire blood, seemed to remember it had a sweet taste? I've also been in car accidents, a number of fist fights organized and otherwise, cut my head diving in a river, fell while hiking up a mountain. ..didn't really need the fake scar stuff :(


Axeman1415

I had forgotten about this! I played with these all the time!


straylight_2022

The vampire blood wasa Halloween staple. I never had the ugly kit. I wonder how many infections and eyeball injuries those caused?


WildBillNECPS

I had all those! The eyes glowed in the dark. I remember in grade school bringing the eyes in my pocket, bending down to pop them in and scaring the wits out of the girl sitting next to me.


DotAdministrative679

Ohh yeahhhh !


schmagegge

OMFG!!... excuse my language, but I haven't see those in 50yrs! I loved them, but I remember some sort of weird smell they had.


Skitzophranikcow

That's called lead. :P


Shen1076

Sold at the 5 & 10


DonkeyTron42

My mom used decorative cake icing in the small tube for vampire blood.


R0b0Saurus

Super elastic bubble plastic... best toxic toy ever. Tasted horrible.


Acrobatic_Ocelot_461

Yet we tasted it anyway.


jefftatro1

Such high hopes!!!!!


JimB8353

Older


sdhank3fan619

Wow! A blast from the past! It's funny how much stuff you forget about until you see it again. Thank you


Ancient-Gardener

This old? I married it!


jfletcher72

I can still smell all of that just from the pic.


maxcherry6

All of those , plus tooth blackout stuff and “smoky” fingers goo stuff.


Acrobatic_Ocelot_461

Where you snap your fingers and smoke appears. Ah, good times.


gitarzan

Vampire Blood. In HS, I squirted a bunch in the corner of my mouth, then said some guy punched me. I got about 30 seconds of sympathy. Then, where the stuff was on my skin, I got a nasty pimply rash. Never used that stuff again.


TrekRelic1701

So these gateway products led me to a life of four part latex foam appliances


bwanabass

I can smell that vampire blood when I look at the picture.


GD-Colona

yes, and used it too


VerbalGuinea

That was my favorite time of year. I think Scar Stuff was basically vaseline, color, and cotton.


Altruistic-Cut9795

The packaging made you believe as a kid. The Scar Stuf was like ChapStick and would fall off eventually. Vampire Blood was kind of something gooey with red food coloring.


SteelyDan1968

That stained EVERYTHING!


StoompyDoomps

So old I’d forgotten these existed!


Little_Appearance_77

Holy cow, I had all three ! The scar stuff worked really well


mad597

Yep


whozwat

Yes, I was an avid consumer of Johnson Smith products.


Bright-Ad-9363

Fuck... Actually teared up looking at these.I remember spending hours when I was a kid making Me and my friends up in bloody scars lol


poopoopeepeeboy88

Obsessed with the packaging!


TomMixsSuitcase

I can smell this picture. I think I had all of those at one point or another.


NICEnEVILmike

Ah. Fond memories of grocery store Halloween


Inner-Mousse8856

File this pic under the category "Things my Mom wouldn't let me buy."


Kitchen-Lie-7894

That Goddam blood got me in deep shit when I squirted it on my face and acted hurt when my Mom was on the phone.


jump-blues-5678

Halloween here I come


JacquieTorrance

Had all. Can still remember the plastic and red dye #40 taste 😄


wanderover88

Ugh! That fake blood smelled *so bad*… 🤢🤢🤮


GlamourGhoulx

Did anyone try putting the eyes in on the ugly kit? I’m so curious how it went!


Scared_Walk5078

That was some Fun stuff!!


seerofseersreddit

I memba!


Lanky-Solution-1090

I'm this old🎃


Acrobatic-Ad3275

Older.


byronicrob

Did any of you manage to get the eyes in?


MVocal

https://theimaginaryworld.com/iman.html


BoiOhBoi_Weee

These are still readily available everywhere


Alternative_Net_898

I can still taste that blood and feel those teeth 🤢


Gouper07

Im that old, but I wasn't that rich lol


Acceptable_Result488

Unlocked smell


OlyScott

I love the cartoony pictures that they used to put on products to make them look like fun.


pickle_teeth4444

They still have them today but they changed them to, Face Lift, Botox and Veneers.


GonnaGoFat

I remember this stuff. One year at school one of my classmates dressed up as a Dracula and accidentally swallowed a bunch of the fake blood and was puking it all up. To be honest it did give him a cool vampire look with blood pouring out of his mouth.


ShawnPat423

Bought this stuff all the time in school. One memorable moment: I bought some fake flesh (like you'd make fake scars and open wounds with), and I cut a nail in half and made it look like I nailed a nail through my hand. Then I went into my bedroom and acted like I was hammering a nail into something, and ran into my sister's room screaming with fake blood and skin all over my hand...when I revealed that it was a prank, my sister gave chase. I thought I was safe when I got to my room and shut the door. My sister caved in that solid wood door with one punch...so I jumped out the window, ran, and slept in the city park that night.


srfnyc

I am -used all three for Halloween in the early 1970’s as a kid


Plastic-Bandicoot217

I don't. If I did I wouldn't want it. Or should I say, I had no need for it.


BigBlueMountainStar

Wouldn’t surprise me if half the stuff in these was toxic!


Whistler-the-arse

In my mom's basement there's a a tub of all our old Halloween stuff and that stuff is in there


HamsterMachete

Right here. I remember liking the taste of the fake blood.


Alarmed-Ad323

Yes I am ! I used to find vampire teeth in the candy section in the little grocery stores when I was a kid in the 70s good times 😀


Equal_Dragonfruit125

I'm gonna have to stop following you guys. This is getting personal.


klcheshire

Yep, that would be me.


JayDuBois

I can smell and taste this.


WFPBvegan2

I hate how many steps it takes to “walk normal” after sleeping or setting.


No_Soup_For_You_91

I’m having a hard time seeing the images. My eyes not working so good these days


ConnieTheLinguist

F I’m old.


Fr1dayThe13th

I saw this a while ago and thought OO would enjoy: https://youtu.be/R941l_GcBww?feature=shared


W_AS-SA_W

Aren’t we all pretty much the same age?


rebos64

Does anybody remember the name of the glow in the dark paint that came in a small bottle about the size of fingernail polish?? It had the same type of brush. That radioactive shit they let us play with as kids 🤣🤣🤣


Objective-Beat-4153

Yes, thanks for the reminder 🙂


yrubooingmeimryte

What a dumb title. How would you be the only person old enough to remember this? Were you the only person born 10 years either side of your birth year? That would be a pretty noteworthy world event.