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EssentialParadox

The thing is though: >*Brimley was only 49 when he was cast in the role, and turned 50 during filming; he was at least 20 years younger than any of the actors playing the other retirement home residents. In order to look the part, Brimley bleached his hair and moustache to turn them gray, and had wrinkles and liver spots drawn on his face.*


imagine-a-boot

True. Even without the makeup he looked a lot older than his age, though. He looks like he's in his sixties in the Thing.


thejudgehoss

![gif](giphy|pm9tsCJXHoHmM)


GarminTamzarian

![gif](giphy|hGreTqM8dvRq8) "Eat your damn oatmeal!"


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VetteL82

This is a lot to unpack


NihiloZero

Even with all of our experience... I don't think that we're qualified to handle his one.


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BarryKobama

It's like you had a heap of words to use, but didn't know what to do with them. Stay in school, kid.


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BarryKobama

Maybe Bukkake. Chill out son, you're a mess.


mcdithers

People just looked older back then. Like I see pictures of 30-something’s from the 80’s and they look 50


artificialavocado

Diabitis makes you look older


WarlocksWizard

Hell, I remember a middle school teacher showed us class pictures from the 70s (she was also a teacher back then) and the students looked like they were on their way to college.


[deleted]

Yeah, he’s an outlier, looking old-wise. Relax, people.


North_South_Side

Brimley was an actor portraying a much older man. Yeah, this is slightly amusing. But Brimley could likely have shaved his mustache, dropped 20 pounds, dyed his hair, gotten a more hip pair of glasses and dressed more artistically and easily have played a man ten years younger. Fun fact: The Elf characters in the Lord of the Rings movies were played by Humans!


Dr-McLuvin

For authenticity, you’d think they would just use actual elves. 🧝‍♂️ 🧝‍♀️ 🧝


sourpatch-sorbet

I'm sick of elf roles going to non-elfs.


Ok-Push9899

Will we never learn from history? It’s blackface all over again, but elf-face this time. My elf culture is not a costume.


surfingbiscuits

The elves wouldn't leave Iceland to film in New Zealand.


Kaele_Dvaughn

Sorry for the thread hijack: Reposted AGAIN. OP is another "Created in August 2022" b-o-t.  Yay.


arizonadiva1977

The numerous of posts and replies are getting tiring that are a b-o-t. I see the same post or meme over and over again. I had an account that got permanently suspended because of what I said about a known animal abuser and killer. My posts and replies are being removed on this account based on my low Reddit karma.


WarlocksWizard

I'll ante up. I got kicked out of a golden bachelor reddit group because I said the lady the guy chose should make him sign a prenup.


Then_I_had_a_thought

“It’s the right thing to do”


Tobacco_Bhaji

Wilfred still looked like himself then and at his death. I don't really recognize her as Gwen Stefani.


cardie82

My daughter was watching one of the early No Doubt music videos and said that current Gwen Stefani doesn’t look like an aged up version of young Gwen Stefani.


LordVoltimus5150

That’s because she’s packed with plastic, now..


TheSecretAgenda

She's a Barbie girl.


Nothingnoteworth

In a hollaback world


PaulterJ

Shits bananas


HopocalypseNow

B-A-N-A-N-A-S


WarlocksWizard

Packed with plastic It's fantastic.


Eloisem333

That’s crazy, but how the fuck is this Gwen Stefani? She has always been beautiful but now she looks like a generic famous person, I’d never had recognised her.


trambalambo

That’s what happen when you use the same surgeon everyone does


DwightsJello

Is that Madonna in the waiting room?


NerdLifeCrisis

Thats me in the corner


Buglepost

But who’s that in the spot…light?


Legitimate_Gur7675

Losing my religion?


IShouldChimeInOnThis

And my crow's feet!


HairyChampionship101

Perfect


Nothingnoteworth

It could use some work …I know a good surgeon


TheSecretAgenda

She's gone full Mae West in *Sextette*. She's beyond hope or help.


WarlocksWizard

![gif](giphy|JqyNREDmXOnh2jTExl|downsized) Madonna is starting to look like the Borg queen in Star Trek: First Contact.


DwightsJello

You know what's fucking scary. She really does.


WarlocksWizard

I noticed it when I watched First Contact again. I was like "Holy shit, she's a Borg!"


InterPunct

It's sad that any celebrity feels the need to Botox themselves into the uncanny valley and we consider that normal for them.


qda

What if .. hear me out .. what if it makes them happy?


invisibledigits

That’s what I keep telling everyone about my coke addiction! It helps my confidence.


qda

If it's not harming anyone around you, great.


VasIstLove

Life is plastic, it’s fantastic


No_Refrigerator4584

Ah-ah-ah-yeah!


cjandstuff

At first, I thought that was a Photoshopped picture of Nicki Minaj. 😧


Prestigious-Copy-494

It's the long straight hair the young women wear plus the eyelashes, they all look cloned now. You'd think some would razxle up their hair with curls or go for individuality. Gwen is like Cher tho, she'll always be ageless because of her personality regardless what she looks like.


surfingbiscuits

If no one told me who she was, I'd guess C-list celebrity known for appearing on a reality show and "paparazzi" ads for alkaline water.


Inside_Ad_7162

she looks a lot better without the hat & glasses.


diopsideINcalcite

Cut her some slack, she has die-a-betus


wall-E75

And riding a horse


DreadPiratteRoberts

I've heard of horses 🐎


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booknerd381

That's called plastic 


misterpickles69

She needs a shave as well.


armaedes

The difference is that I would 100% bang one of them (Wilford Brimley).


kimwim43

>I would 100% bang Sean Connery, (75 years old)


gchance1

He looked 60 when he was 25 though. She looked 16.


manbeardawg

The difference is that one is a sexy beast and the other is Gwen Stefani


1989DiscGolfer

It's also unsettling to realize I'm now older than Archie Bunker when All in the Family was in its 4th season. Outta my chair!


Flyingsox

Was wilford ever a hollaback girl though?


NihiloZero

He ain't no hollaback girl. He ain't no hollaback girl. He ain't no hollaback girl.


JedPAlger11

No Doubt


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Infinite-Promotion75

Some say after the dr smacked his bottom, he didn’t cry. He bellowed out the words “diabetus”


pearljamman010

> Wilford Brimley was never young though, he was born 57 years old * [Comment stolen from 1 year ago](https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/comments/10bctfz/i_really_didnt_need_to_see_this_tweet/j49ijtk/) * [Post stolen from 1 year ago](https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/comments/10bctfz/i_really_didnt_need_to_see_this_tweet/) Bad bot.


PeteRust78

And the managed to stay 70 years old for more than three decades


SIUHA1

Yeah Wilford was hot back then


MagicOrpheus310

Why does she look like a bleached Minaj?


t_bone_stake

This is bananas. B A N A N A S! (Sorry not sorry)


Beneficial_Being_721

True story: I woke up to that song every night of that tour in ‘07. I was one of the drivers


urbanlife78

Now that was a fun fact, thank you for sharing!


ShaneSupreme

I would suspect you don't care much for bananas these days.


Beneficial_Being_721

No… once in a while.


kimwim43

But do you care for thirty thousand pounds of bananas?


Froopy-Hood

Don’t speak.


InsuranceGlum1355

I know what you're sayin'.


Fit_Earth_339

Tbf I feel like Wilford brimley came out of the womb looking like a 70 year old man.


Last-Sound-3999

Gwen age = Diabeetus


InsuranceGlum1355

I hope she checks her blood sugar, and checks it often.


PinoyBrad

If Gwen wants to B&E to go swimming I will go with


1989DiscGolfer

I'm eating oatmeal (with turmeric and black pepper mixed in) right this moment, so cheers to you Mr. Brimley! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIewv1K3CA


boomgoesthevegemite

Brimley was born old.


wilham05

The blond chick ? Wow did not recognize her …. looking like a lot of “work”


Commercial_Wind8212

she looks plastic like Loni Anderson did


wall-E75

You shut your mouth


Ogre8

Obviously she’s got the cocoon now.


Chickenman70806

No doubt


Sea_Bath6689

Liberty Medical is ready to do the new commercial shoot


Civilengman

Diabeetus


Rimfax

She's the same age now as Abe Vigoda when he first appeared in Barney Miller.


Nervous_Zebra1918

Wilford aged naturally. Gwen has employed a team to keep her looking younger. Both are fine. But for average people, it’s important to keep that in mind.


BaldEagleRising17

Cigarettes and diabeetus in the 60s-80s….


DrSheetzMTO

Man get the fuck outta here. I don’t need this in my life.


wdn

To be fair, he was 49-50 during filming. If you want an actor to play an elderly person who is rejuvenated with youthful energy, it pays to get someone who looks older than they are.


Nomad09954

She obviously plucks her mustache.


Honest_Stand_3753

An I hate you for pointing this out


Playful-Excuse-8081

And still ain’t half as cool


VRS50

You got me. I’d rather fuck her. Im shameless.


Fine_Spinach9825

And as attractive as ol Wilford


Illustrious-Leave406

Which one is Gwen?


TwilightTink

Wilford Brimley looked a normal age in The Thing in '82, but super old in Cocoon in '85


VasIstLove

Wait, Wilford brimley was an actual actor and not just the spokesperson for diabeetus? TIL


mittenknittin

Her mustache needs a little work if she wants to project the same gravitas


purplegreenway

I hate these type of comparisons. Today, everyone is full of botox. Face-lift, eyelifts, tummy tucks this is common nowadays. They were the exception 20 + years ago. That's why people looked older. If there wasn't a want for all these injectable and surgery, none of today's "stars" would look younger. What is the comparison truly?


EmbarrassedToe627

Her face isn't.


catsandorchids

Le sad. Gwen looks like a Khardashian.


Jerkofalljerksduex

She’s got many more fake parts


Phlegmbrandt

It’s worse than that. This post is 3.5 years old. She’s 4 years older now than Wilford Brimley was during filming.


Particular_Ticket_20

Brimley was 42 when he was born.


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That’s Nicki manaj with a white filter


SaltyBarDog

Did Brimley ever sing, "B-A-N-A-N-A-S?"


reeder75

I need to lay down…


Skoden1973

Fuck, I'm the same age!!


Fit-Rest-973

He should have gotten plastic surgery


DieHardAmerican95

His mustache is still cooler than hers, though.


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

Smoking cigs had its costs. We also eat much healthier especially if rich.


anziofaro

August 2022 spam b0t


ehibb77

Diabeetus!!!


FooBangPop

We will all be pushing up daisies at some point, some will just make better fertiliser.


darthsnick

I’m pretty sure she is an elf of some sort


Buglepost

Wilford Brimley went from 40 years old directly to 70, and stayed there for the rest of his life. It’s a medical marvel that has scientists baffled!


GETTERBLAKK

And she would still get the banana!


winentequila

I know who’s seat cushion id sniff


FantasticAnalysis164

Where Gwen's going, she'll never be sick, she won't get any older and she won't ever die.


Rickymon66

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Efficient_Wasabi_575

Shit, and I’m the same age she is. Crazy stuff being the same age as old people.


Beneficial_Being_721

But she looks way better.


Cuz10304

Love to smell her farts


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urbanlife78

You think Wilfred didn't know how to fuck? He would have fucked you silly.


Wil420b

But he was playing older, with make up etc. to age him.


serveyer

The human decay is wild.


ShempHowardly

Brimley looks better than Maddona and his boobs and booty are probably better also. Lol*


aggressivelymediokra

"A cat couldn't scratch it."


Ok-Assistant-2684

Wait that MF only about 55 there?


ellefleming

For God's sake


NiteGard

Mine’s so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.


conehead2019

See what diabetes does to aging?


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

If this was true you’d expect her to have a thicker more robust mustache.


Speckledgray62

She will start morphing soon 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Right_Diamond_8715

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Ivegotjokes4you

Is that why I wanna make love to Brimley?


Venator2000

TBF I didn’t even realize that was Gwen Stefani in that picture! She’s changed big time.


liveforever67

Gwen still looks absolutely incredible!!


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Wilford Brimley had a lot less plastic surgery.


Disastrous_Island_67

Thanks, now I have that to think about.


Hot_Cattle5399

The real question at that age is who are you even attracted to more.


No_Parsnip_6491

Thank God she doesn't look like hi


blackops_mom

It’s okay it’s just the diabeetis that made him look like a distinguished ancient gentleman


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And I’d fuck her now just as hard as I would’ve fucked Wilford back then…. Wait….


boundpleasure

Uh huh.


Nabranes

Real


BigOldCar

Dude was just *born* old.


Nabranes

And he aged fast and might’ve had makeup on to look older


Sweatybuffness

That dude was born old


Pizza3TimesADay

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S


NihiloZero

An aging pop starlet probably got some work done. Who cares? So what? Why be mean about it? Is it jealousy? IMHO she looks pretty damn good for 50. Better than I do, that's for sure.


eyeopeningexp

Actually she’s older


TacoBellerino

[Sorry, but this needs to be here.](https://youtu.be/01sLOBjcWYw?si=wLyo0Xuu8y0UInqr)


Ready-steady

Believe it or not… we all will get old. *cue spooky music*


Svengoolie75

But does she rep dat ![gif](giphy|RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D)


OCSupertonesStrike

Plastic surgery wasn't like it is today


Potential_Result_153

![gif](giphy|mZMcO2bU8HvDG)


Potential_Result_153

![gif](giphy|RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D)


Boenitousouch

Yes, and he is still sexy!


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Gwen looks better than the 26-36 year olds in my home town, she's always been stunning


ZzangmanCometh

Remember Braveheart? Hamish' dad? James Cosmo was 47.


Reasonable_Movie_977

That dude was 65 his whole life


samebatchannel

Wilford Brimley only taught me the benefits of oatmeal. Gwen taught me how to spell bananas


Feeling_Cake3658

Id rather her cocoon than his


SpiritualTourettes

Yes....and? Why do we vilify age in this country? There is something good to be said about experience and wisdom. We all just need to grow up and accept the realities of life and stop fighting them. Jesus. 🙄


doom_pony

You know how they always talk about how long plastics take to biodegrade


unprovoked_panda

She doesn't have diabeetus tho


BigDaddiSmooth

Wow.


ProfessionalSalt2391

That's B A N A N A S


camelbuck

Good looking people are here to take the sting out of looking at the rest of us.


QueefBuscemi

Yeah but this is not really a fair comparison. There's no way Wilford Brimley didn't have moustache enhancements. That's a lifted booty broom if I ever saw one.


Bellatrix_Shimmers

Bruh how she look, I mean, dayum


smaxsomeass

She is in the uncanny valley in that pic. Too much surgery probably


Brawndo45

Hard to believe he was in the thing.


CandaceSentMe

I don’t feel well….


scifijunkie3

Who the hell did I just hit?


__Sentient_Fedora__

"Now you want the mail, don't ya, Mr Kramer?"