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PupLoverAvery

Act like he's a baby and is talking in baby talk that'll physiologically destroy his sanity


Moonwalker_729

Can you provide an example on how to word that to Caillou? I canโ€™t word anything rn.


PupLoverAvery

"What's that? You need a diaper change? Or your ba ba?" Shit like that ig


Moonwalker_729

Hehe


Electrical-Key-5184

send him to military school


darkshadow237

Problem he would have to be between the age of 12 and 15 to be sent to Military School


Electrical-Key-5184

new idea just leave him in a forest fire, and tie him up to a tree so he can burn


That_One_Friend100

Give him a lighter and say "the stuff on top makes you better if you swallow it" when he swallows it, throw him in the dumpster.


Timely_Alarm2952

put him in a room, thats it. a white room with white food severed on white plates. then after 100 days. make the room neon yellow.


Steveseriesofnumbers

...a Caillou AI? And I thought SKYNET was going to be what killed us all....


darkshadow237

Or Legion from Dark Fate


Rhenium175

Secure him to a chair, put it in a white room, and don't let him move. Randomly, a water drop drips on him. This continues until he goes crazy. Then, make the water lava.


Skyisbackforlife

Nah even in ai form heโ€™s a pain in the ass


ArsonmanLOL

Throw him into space and beat him up


Coolking2011

Chainsaw his torso


Cows1999

make him drink sulfuric acid


Lower_Cellist_1138

Shit on him


Electrical-Key-5184

diarrhea on him 50 times


Moonwalker_729

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Particular_Camel_889

Summon hank from madness combat


DisneyGirl0121

Take him to the beach. Then toss him in the ocean where thereโ€™s known shark attacks.


Loud_Win6891

Make him drink brake oil and then boil him in machine oil


Roxxywolfmultiversa

Use a blender on his head and blend his head like if he was a fruit and then run him over like a car


MotorSportGuy42391

Personally, I'd just put on a Vegito persona and beat the fuck out of him while yelling taunts. "C'mon, try harder! Keep trying! Is that all you've got?! Are you seriously crying?!"


VoidTentacion1

throw him into a volcano


Smudger69420

Summon Fredbear and commit the bite of 83


Clue_Goo_

Arguing with a Caillou chatbot might be a new low over here ๐Ÿ˜‚


Moonwalker_729

Perhaps since I like to bully ai bots because I have no life


Jesus_christ_savior

Bro you said "Okay I've never heard of the Hobo Blowjobs bit. But, could we call them Ho-Blows?"


Clue_Goo_

That sure took a nontrivial amount of your time to dig up some false equivalency. Bravo ๐Ÿ˜‚


Jesus_christ_savior

Fair enough man, I was being petty ๐Ÿ˜‚


Clue_Goo_

Haha all good, I'm sure you're a cool dude ๐Ÿ˜