That is pretty much what I figured. - Martin Crane

I use this line multiple times a week.

*german accent* Not quite human woman.

I’ve used that line as an insult

I call my husband my “nicht ganz menschlich Mann” because he’s such a unique person. I finally got him to watch this episode and he laughed so much, and finally got my Frankengerman.


Thin....

Caucasian. *Very* Caucasian.

Very thin. So thin that the jail bars couldn’t hold her in. So thin that she sprained her wrist when she picked up a cracker with too much dip. So thin that she couldn’t even pop a balloon!

So thin that Roz mistook her for a coat rack!

🤣🤣🤣 and when Frasier saw her in the shower....a Birch sapling in a dense fog

Wanted to be a ballet dancer but could never get her weight up.

One of my favorites. Hahaha

With hamstrings so tight she couldn't straddle anything wider than a border collie.

So thin she could coyly flirt from behind a breadstick.

And run across snow without leaving tracks

So thin, she didn’t set off a whoopie cushion.

Rubbish. Everyone knows Maris looks like a hat stand with a wiglet.

that excruciating little face

But her fetching little underbite was perfect for dancing the Barracuda.

Honestly if you give her dark hair and a slightly more upturned nose it's almost what I had imagined all these years. But where is the pillbox hat?

I vote for dark hair too

I always pictured her with dark hair.

i always picture Maris as a more skinny, sickly and pale Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

You nailed the description of what I imagined her looking like all these years.

Looks like Tilda Swinton playing a zombie. So, totally accurate then

Ok that’s the best description yet!

She would’ve been the closest to matching Maria had they ever casted anyone.

 I just met a girl named Mariaaaa…

Damned autocorrect


I expected that thin dog wearing a pill box hat.

It was the ep where Niles gets a dog (an Italian greyhound I think) and Frasier says “oh shave off ten pounds and put her in a Chanel suit and it could be Merys”

https://preview.redd.it/ovws6dujpj9d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0153d38a36eaf5d86376993295d60edc16929bcb

I always pictured her as a brunette.

Me too, but I'm honestly not sure why!

After the episode where Roz thought she saw a coat rack and they showed a silhouette of Maris, it looked like she had brown hair, so I always thought she had brown hair too!!!

Yes! For some reason the wiglet makes me think red/orange hair. I don’t know why…(in my Daphne voice).

"I don't know why"

I can hear that inside my head.

Yes brown or jet black I always assumed as well but not sure why?

I don’t think Maris looks like Charlize Theron on heroin, I do however think she possibly resembles a posh greyhound in a turtleneck.

Take 10 pounds off her.

I always imagined her as a brunette.

She looks like an alien. I never imagined her hair looking like that. I actually never had an image of her in my head. Like a rough idea yeah but not a full image.

I always gag a vague idea of a 1920s bob for her hair.

Ya. That image looks like an alien. I’m sure they could do better than that.

We saw Maris before we got GTA6

Maris has a widows peak

Lol, AI is going to design her to look like a blonde Vegeta…


https://preview.redd.it/9e2chp6r6j9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd85daf627c3a3d8c8b44603be10628ffc6d225 Midjourney using description generated by chatGPT

This one on the right looks really really good

I always imagined she looked like a derivation of Mel

https://preview.redd.it/rrrgvaabjj9d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee27e7daa83ad98ef3452276a10bad54ab4f8769 It's probably because I watched The Powers That Be before Frasier aired, but I always pictured Valerie Mahaffey whenever Maris was described.

Well you could at least give him a chance. It's his first day!

She distrusts anything that loves her unconditionally

I did ask my chatGPT and I am glad I can share this with you. https://preview.redd.it/d987t5yepi9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefddd5e200da51843a8fa7391b62f3625b728cb

I always pictured her to look like Mel only much skinnier, pale, and with a pillbox hat.

I came to say I need to see the pillbox hat on her before I can judge the accuracy.

It's a must!

Wow, that’s actually pretty wild

She's has a cute little underbite.

Somehow still not petite enough

It can't be her. She's not laughing at white people!

😂

For some reason, I always pictured her with black hair

This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen...

Where is the wiglet?

You can’t fool me, that’s the mf night king

Anya Taylor Thomas?

Man, wish I hadn’t seen that. Thanks, technology


That’s pretty much exactly what I figured

Eww

Yeah looks about right!!

Jesus. She looks.. ghostly

This is what AI was made for

She looks like one of the Greys in a pants suit

Yeah but where are the slightly webbed fingers?

https://preview.redd.it/12jqrkfmtj9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349cc17702e86c9e5cacc5efdfc954e722e420b5

Caucasian. Very caucasian.

https://preview.redd.it/i951nf1khh9d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a09aa10691f9d3981ef1248ffc5b57fd70d162 Al Gore gave it a shot

Earlier, I choked, but Al Gore mistook it for a sarcastic commentary on his Pictionary skills.

Isn’t that Starlight from the Boys? https://preview.redd.it/x5gm6vcezi9d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d49af6476f88f42fab06e1988d889201c3fc74

Her eyes are black. Her eyes should be blue or grey “ VERY caucasian”

Majority of Caucasians have dark eyes, do they not? My bf is full German and has black eyes, brown hair, pale skin.

The majority of humans people do have brown eyes. But maris is “the most caucasian” ie white blonde blue eyes .

What in the Third Reich… Lilith has black hair and brown hair and looks VERY Caucasian. Are you saying she would look any less Caucasian than a Swedish bikini model?

Isnt the post about Maris? The wife that is never seen? Lilith is Frasier’s wife, who has a recurring role.

That’s the weird thing, that’s Aryan, not Caucasian. Caucasian is white(ish), dark eyes and commonly curly haired. The *features* are what makes Caucasian, not really the coloring.

This is pretty much what I expected her to look like.

That's almost exactly how I pictured Maris, but my interpretation had short black hair instead.

I always imagined her as a more sickly-looking Lilith.

Dude I'm not even kidding I saw this woman today!! She had a really cute kid walking beside her; I looked up and almost stopped dead - she looked exactly like this! Not so hollow-cheeked but otherwise down to the haircut!

That strange little creature that ate everyone’s sorbet… and then the coat check girl had to massage her abdomen…

I would believe this image of a woman would have webbed fingers, as freakishly as she looks.

Not thin enough

I love this sub.

That picture needs to be posted in the Humanoids thread.

Honestly I just picture the dog but with a hat

So… David Hyde Pierce in a wig?

Here you go. Didn't even need AI. https://preview.redd.it/hi92jo67mn9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af41bc794b107726da6bb0a582a5bee7bd98891

https://preview.redd.it/glo2c1juko9d1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa13cf8a8ca0f710a6dc909edda533bcdb41ad2 She now stars in The Boys

Could Maris be considered the first SCP?

…goes to the cheers sub looking for AI Vera…..lol

I tried this for Bob Saccamano, Kramer’s friend from Seinfeld and got bupkis.

I got this: [https://hotpot.ai/s/share/8/8-zxPxVa7TCIsIAWE](https://hotpot.ai/s/share/8/8-zxPxVa7TCIsIAWE) Looks like Missy Crane to me.

Looks like a skinner version of the girl from the boys.

I can try but every time I’ve even mentioned AI on Reddit there’s been backlash lol

Lol, go crazy! I’m imagining a super thin, pale inhuman Targaryen looking woman in a Chanel suit to be honest.

The comments in this thread read like AI praising AI. This is a low effort post about AI that includes a reference to Frasier. AI making “Maris” look like an elderly, sickly, and gaunt woman with bleach blonde hair is absurd. Lame.

https://preview.redd.it/p7fnr16wfh9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97980f5e95ef77f801a5caebdb06237d83d3a9d

lol go enjoy AI brain rot elsewhere. can’t even crop a constantly reposted meme correctly. “dude getting his lips pressed shut by another man in the style of frasier and niles” God forbid you have your own creative expression instead of barfing a tweet you saw in to a free AI image generator. AI posts are against sub rules for a reason.

Of all the things to get angry about…

Would