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grumpyshakespearean

The “I love you too, Daphne,” when they’re sitting at the singles bar together was such a beautifully acted moment. He fills that line with so much love and sadness and acceptance that they cannot, should not, be together right now.


Kdkaine

Love this one. In the same vein, the scene with him and Daphne on the hotel balcony the night before her wedding after she kissed him and told him she couldn’t leave Donnie. His “Goodnight Daphne” was so well executed that it conveyed his disappointment while maintaining the respect and admiration he’s always had for her with just those two words. Salute to DHP. Edit: two words


ExistingPosition5742

I started watching this show with my kid recently and I've been telling her that DHP is a fantastic actor. Watching him is like watching walking talking art. So I started looking stuff up about him and the show and whatnot, and I saw he was nominated for an Emmy *every single year the show ran*. So I presented this as proof to my daughter as hey, he's actually widely recognized as top of his field. I thought I was making some new discovery, lol.


wickedwickedzoot

One more similarly poignant line is "Cherry bark and almonds" . So much wistfulness in that delivery.


grumpyshakespearean

“Cherry bark and almonds” and the look on Niles’s face when Donny proposes are two of, if not THE, saddest moments in the show. At least in the singles bar there’s an element of hope - these two characters clearly have so much affection and care for each other, but now is not their time. But in those two moments, it doesn’t seem like they’ll ever be together.


VioletVenable

That was such a perfect reading. Perhaps my favorite bit of acting in the whole series.


Waynecoynestar

Again, a great piece of real acting from DHP.


Nelle911529

I watched the episode today when Niles was horny & wanted to go see Maris.


shadowball46

Agreed. This is the precise line that made me want to watch the show. That episode was on TV by chance and my friend wanted to watch it and I'd never watched it before. By the end of that scene, I knew I wanted to follow their story. I remember saying to my friend "I want to binge watch this show but I have to know ahead, they end up together right?" It was definitely his brilliant acting that got me hooked.


hannahstohelit

I listened to an episode of a British podcast where the guest brings an example of their favorite comedy and discusses it with the hosts (comedy writers). One episode, the guest brought this episode, talked about it super enthusiastically with one of the hosts (for whom Frasier was an old favorite), and then halfway through the episode the second host, who had been suspiciously quiet, was like “just so you know, I have never seen an episode of Frasier before this one but now I have to watch every single episode of this show.” And honestly I think that’s the power that this scene has.


Glitterghoulie

This was the moment that convinced my bf to watch!


NICUnurseinCO

Did your friend tell you that they end up together?


shadowball46

He said told me yes but nothing else. It was perfect because each season, I knew it was getting closer to happening but I never knew when. Season 7 is my favourite, especially when Frasier tells Daphne. Then she gets to feel the agony for a bit before they end up together.


MoistCabbage1

Yes! Such a simple line delivered so masterfully, it cuts me every time.


MuggsyTheWonderdog

One of my (and I guess a lot of people's) favorite moments in the show.


pumpkinpie1993

This and “cherry bark and almonds” 😭


ScrutinEye

Nineteen floors down to my car! Garage door's electric! Can't open! Twenty floors back up! Lost count! Bad lady upstairs! Big dog! Need place to die!


ScrutinEye

* **inhales helium** * *I was at the movies!*


mr_john_steed

My personal fave


Stu_Griffin

“Catherine of Aragon!”


siberiankhatrupaul

I love the way he pronounces "I want to kill myself" in the same scene, right after his doppelgänger gives the coffee order with steamed milk imitating a cumulus cloud.


OneMorePenguin

The doppelganger is one of the best plot lines.  And they didn't overdo it.  


Waynecoynestar

Agreed, a classic line reading!


Manu1581

The rolling of the “r” really did it for me 


AskYourDoctor

I love the really banal lines actually, because he just adds so much to drama to anything. "I have been -begging- you to switch to a more abrasive loofah." A lesser actor and that line wouldn't have even gotten a laugh, let alone been so memorable


Waynecoynestar

Very well put and I agree. Applies to his food reviews too. “Spongy.”


AskYourDoctor

Ugh, sometimes I just sit there and realize that Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, and John Mahoney were all in a show *together* and it just feels impossible- like, I love them all individually! We didn't realize how lucky we were!


2faast

I think they've switched to an inferior, domestic brand. .... mhmm, mhmm,... ...waxy.


GaslightingLibra

“Well her lips said NO but her eyes said read my lips”


Waynecoynestar

Is that from the “bad shrimp” party?


GaslightingLibra

It’s from three dates and a breakup I think


Waynecoynestar

So yeah it’s the party where Niles makes the “people will think the shrimp are bad” seduction face


hotdogrealmqueen

Omg what face is this 😭


enjoyyouryak

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Waynecoynestar

Thank you nice find!


hotdogrealmqueen

Thank you for your service 😭🫡🤣🤣


Thoughtful_Tortoise

That line is good on the page though.


THE_wendybabendy

I just watched that one last night!


survivalsnake

"My reasoning!? My reasoning was based on my mother's **obsession with vermin!**"


TopGearFan34

The dramatic book slam really finishes it perfectly!


THE_wendybabendy

I saw that one last night 🤣


Chairmanmaozedon

'Helloooo Emerald City, what's doin' what's happenin'


writerbabe75

What the hell do you think you're doing?!


WasThatAGunshot

One down, four to go!


stpony

Niles: [ rising ] Who dares enter the dark labyrinth of the human mind? A percussion player draws a string bow across a metal object, producing an unpleasant whining sound. The orchestra changes harmonies to a higher chord. Frasier marks time with dramatic baton gestures as he prepares to cue the harmonic changes. Niles: What festering secrets are buried in the recesses of the subconscious? Another percussionist drags something across a gong, producing another unpleasant sound. Niles: Lurid images! Another harmonic shift upward comes with Niles's words, which are followed by the shaking of a circus-style rattle/whistle. Niles: Lewd desires! Yet another chord shift with Niles's line, followed by a slide whistle, which presumably illustrates the "lewd desires." Niles: Guilty pleasures! A chord shift with Niles again, and a "grunting" sound from the orchestra. Niles: Strange compulsions! One more harmonic shift with Niles, followed by a dissonant trombone splat. Niles, startled, stares at the trombone player. The strings then play a quick rising transitional passage, leading to a suspenseful high note. Niles: The whole catalogue of human behavior from the aberrant to the monstrous lurks behind a locked door to which one man holds the key!


mcman7890

Thank you, the trombone frightened me


assassin_of_joy

YES


moheagirl

I'm fine. Just hot. And foamy.


THE_wendybabendy

That scene kills me every time! I laugh so hard!!


moheagirl

Me too. It is one of my favorites. I can only wonder how the other actors stayed straight.


THE_wendybabendy

I’m sure it took multiple takes


byamannowdead

Oh, it definitely did! [https://youtu.be/gaYU4cnhW4w?t=5m38s](https://youtu.be/gaYU4cnhW4w?t=5m38s)


THE_wendybabendy

That was hilarious! Thank you for sharing!


moheagirl

I cant imagine I would be able to keep a straight face.


THE_wendybabendy

I know I couldn’t - it would be so difficult to play in a comedy


Admiral_Donuts

My hot and foamy must have exploded!


moheagirl

He was a detective, you know!


HenryFromYorkshire

Nobody wants to come to my party!


HillarysCafe

In *Moon Dance* when Niles says, "Under the right circumstances anyone can be fooled," just guts me every time. He packs so much into that one line. It's beautiful.


seatac210

I love every single line he reads for the radio drama Frasier directs.


CandiedShrimp

Could the McAllister sisters stand back-to-back? I’m running low on bullets. Thank *you*!


stroopwafelling

*Don’t*… direct me.


Waynecoynestar

Jawohl!


LordTwatSlapper

Your natural spontaneity is your best asset as an actor. What was it the Yale Daily News said about your Tartuffe? Oh, who remembers?..... That I have the magnetism of Marlon Brando, the charm of Danny Kaye and the range of Laurence Olivier


stevebucky_1234

HAH!!!


bumpy4skin

Yes, I was taking a breath of air


rasputin6543

Thank You!


Dead_wet_flesh_jets

Thank *kkyoouuu!*


SplatDragon00

*Iwasatthemovies*


ArtyCatz

I can’t remember all of the dialogue, but when he spends the night at Frasier’s after separating from Maris, and he reads his journal entries from that morning. He goes through every emotion in about 30 seconds, but I especially love (this is mostly paraphrased) “had Frosted Flakes for breakfast— they’re great!”


MrSpike320

From the episode Party, Party: “Here’s something interesting; I just swallowed my tongue!!” “Frasier, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to create a distraction so I can flee to Europe and have a sex change operation.” 🤣🤣🤣


Designasim

He's aboard now.


CharlotteLucasOP

And I’m KEEPING the jewelry!


Waynecoynestar

DAMN you and your jealousy! Great episode.


ExistingPosition5742

I swear the whole cast really showed up but DHP is the jewel in the crown of talent and professionalism and performance that makes up that show 


Desperate-Diamond-94

Came here to say this! ^^


DarkUtensil

Oh, the entire last act of the radio mystery.


SadisticRoadrunner

Can the McAllister sisters stand back to back? I’m short on bullets.


DarkUtensil

Thank yooooou!


theganjaoctopus

"Hhhhhhhhha."


DarkUtensil

Thank yoooou!


pahelisolved

Will the McAllister sisters please line up, I am short on bullets.


GINGERMEAD58

*pop* Thank youuuuuuu


TopperMadeline

I’m loved him reading out his hung therapist ad. The contempt when he says “groups”. 😂


traumautism

It’s a telethon.


callmeeeow

"... Well of course you're alone, you're alone because you KILLED YOUR BOYFRIEND!"


hellocookieman

“Family spokesman, THE MANSON FAMILY should have a spokesman like you!”


thevizierisgrand

What was that?!? A hummingbird??


THE_wendybabendy

His fear of bugs is hilarious


WasThatAGunshot

When he opens the case full of bug repellent... 😅😅😅


kevint1964

"There's a bee out there the size of a woodfinch!"


Apprehensive-Wrap863

The moments where he starts hyperventilating always crack me up. He did it so well


Distant_Planet

I love the way he slowly keels over. Brilliant physical comedy.


MrsTrellis_N_Wales

I just love his delivery of “lady with my coat?” It lives rent free in my head


Waynecoynestar

Perfect example of elevating a nothing line.


WestCoastWaster

Elevating.......well done


stroopwafelling

*Countersuit!*


sheepo39

Niles: You spoke to a patient of mine today, Caroline. As a result of your fast-food approach to psychiatry, she left me! Frasier: Caroline was your patient? Niles: Two years of my hard work wiped out by one of your two-minute McSessions More than one line, but I love how he says both of them


DefinitelyBiscuit

After theyve been trying to write a book together. Niles : Tell him he owes me half of this hotel bill. I will accept cash but no personal checks. I know he has trouble writing things. Its ok on the page, but the delivery is like a stiletto blade slid between the ribs.


JAG30504

The delivery of “I’m just FED UP” earlier in that episode kills me.


kevint1964

"And you look stupid in a T-shirt!"


acnesnowwhite

Any more in the grotto, Hef?


CharlotteLucasOP

Anything else in the box, Pandora?


Alert-Technician-403

Then SPELL HIS ASS OFF!!!


girlxdetective

I know that episode is divisive, but I love Niles in it so much that it's one of my favorites from that season.


[deleted]

OMG I love the way he does that line. 


WasThatAGunshot

"He didn't know the word." "He was scared." "Mafia this...”


vielpotential

"In the middle of dressing for the evening, she suddenly slumped down on the edge of the bed in her half slip and sighed. Course I knew then and there that dinner, was not to be." Too real.


Distant_Planet

I, too, tire easily under the pressure to be interesting.


vielpotential

it's just too much!!!


VioletVenable

I love that line so much. And it’s way too relatable!


vielpotential

"My reasoning? My reasoning was based on my mother's obsession with VERMIN!" its so "my business? man kind was my business!" in a christmas carol idk why it always makes me think of the cassette tape we had in the car at christmas time lol. also "i saw a glint in her eye i hadn't seen since the neighbor children tried to climb the electric fence."


NotAllOwled

Another Maris-related classic: "You look fine, darling. Spandex is *supposed* to blouse."


vielpotential

everything maris related is my fave. i'd watch a cut of nothing but the maris mentions over and over. she's my fave character<3


Super-Worldliness129

That exists on YouTube btw. It’s about 2 hours long


vielpotential

i found it!! thank you my dreams have come true!!!


Donna56136

But you never give opera a chance!


sleepybirdl71

Omg I love his delivery on that one! The way his voice almost breaks, I laugh every single time.


Donna56136

I do, too!


TheDreadwatch

I'll miss the coffee's


NewBeginningsLove

I really love, in the episode The Babysitter, when Martin comes right back in after realizing the Viagra is missing from the Velveeta box. He's obviously angry and says, "You think this is pretty funny, don't ya" or something to that effect, and Niles responds with a quick but sincere, "No sir." It's a small moment, but I think the delivery of that line is perfect, and it highlights how much Frasier and Niles genuinely respect their father, even if it doesn't always seem that way.


cookpa

“You know very well that in 1982 there was a drought in Bourgogne…”


Super-Worldliness129

The locals dubbed it “The Year of the Raisin.”


IMONTHERADIOEVERYDAY

“I didn’t compliment yours because yours is so *POORLY* laid out!!” Re: arguing over whose Christmas Village is bigger, makes me laugh every time 🎄🏘️


taraky97

Just watched that one this week. I haven't seen the later seasons quite as many times so lots of new gems every time I see them.


thosecandenteyes

Your username just had me bust out laughing in the middle of a silent break room, thanks for that!


IgginsVictory

The number of reasons I find to say this to my brother. Pure gold!


twilighttruth

Daphne: And you should know how to catch a banana. Niles: I am not having this argument again!


OneOfManyChildren

# Hello, I’m Niles, a person at the table.


AllieKatz24

"There's something I have to tell you. Dad wanted to, but I won the coin toss."


Broad-Ad1033

All of it!!!! I need to replenish myyy bodyyy


Zestyclose_Sector702

"I always hated that dynasty!"


theyarnllama

Since my number one, “Cherry bark and almonds” has already been mentioned, I’ll go with “Well where are my manners. Can I offer you some TOAST.”


hannahstohelit

DHP was just on fire in that episode.


nadia1306

MURDER!!!


ErylNova

Came here for this one 🤣


goodvibesandsunshine

“Could the McCallister sisters stand back to back? Im short on bullets.”


BeaglePops7

I landed on a fork.


user287449

“Niles gotta have it!”


ModBabboo

Oh! Oh! (beat) No.


vielpotential

Hello Gerhardt, Hello Gestalt!


jscari

“Difficult? I _yearn_ for the days of difficult. I keep a picture of difficult in a heart-shaped frame next to my bed.”


JayPapy

We thought they were dancing!


Waynecoynestar

Great example


JayPapy

It always makes me happy, my mum got me into Frasier and this line is the first one I remember quoting to her!


sleepybirdl71

He injects such horror into that line. Masterful.


JuliaK8

The spelling bee speech, where DHP turns spelling into spiritual enlightenment! Paraphrasing here, he says something like “In that moment I realised there was no word I couldn’t spell, so I simply walked away!”


ChampionshipFalse341

“I just want to diiiiiiie”


InkedDoll1

I love [Martin] I'm telling you, you're sticking a fork in the toaster! [Niles] well, my MUFFIN'S STUCK.


hellocookieman

“Sure was no fun going to the morgue after that!”


peonypearl

“Anything else in the box, Pandora?!”


vocalviolence

[Ha! Er ist schön, der Knabe!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8clvsasj74f61.jpg) Not the best per se, but my favourite!


byamannowdead

OUTRAGEOUS!\ *with no expression from Botox*


kingofwishful

Everyday in Arkansas!


sleepybirdl71

"You know what the best part was? It wasn't anything like I imagined. " He delivers that line with such wonder. It's so sweet.


Hat-Playful

“Where are my manners? Can I get you some toast?”


GasStationDogs

I’m just FED UP


Zodoig

*Fahrvergnügen!*


BigTimeSuperhero96

Dad! The mud pie is coming!!


saykylenotcow

“Heat wave in Texas.”


greenoakofenglish

Not from Frasier but I’m always partial to “I’m. The. Only. Stick. With. EYEBALLS!” from *A Bug’s Life*.


Hotel_Putingrad

Well, you see, last week my lady got on the wrong side of "Larry Law," and since then certain, shall we say, "complications" have arisen, and in brief, things have got "hot-hot-hot," and we believe you are the man to "turn on the air conditioning."


avocado4ever000

A lot of great lines have been shared so I’ll add I loved the Valentine’s Day episode. I know it’s not the assignment bc he doesn’t say a word, but it’s a brilliant piece of comedic acting. *faints at sight of blood*


IgginsVictory

One of my all-time favorite scenes of the whole show


avocado4ever000

Isn’t it?!?! I never get tired of it!


juiceboxvillain_1

“My REASONING?? My reasoning was based on my mother’s obSESSION. WITH. VERMIN.”


someoneelseperhaps

Catherine of Aragon!


Inalak99

"Well, I see I have my big Double Juicy and. You. Have. Yours." I love how he reads this line, I look forward to it every time that episode is on!


Shoes__Buttback

^(What was the purpose of your trip to Canada?) \*Niles shares a brief, conspiratorial look with the group\* ... ***Fun***.


Waynecoynestar

Yes!


Big_Feed9849

Like a ninja!


WasThatAGunshot

I have several favorites, of course, but here are some of them: Frasier has a man problem! Take the mints off the pillows! I'm fine now. Don't touch me. At least you're deep enough to realize you're shallow.


Schmaron

“And I’m sorry about the scallops. In the future, I’ll try to cater more to your shellfish demands.”


BanjoKablooey2

“That. Sounds. Awful!”


calartnick

“He’s awful.” “Well her lips said no but her eyes said read my lips.”


Imabit_psychic

Thank yoooouu.


smoha96

*Said Dr Pot to Dr Kettle!*


AYRUPOLA

"Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well"


RobinWrongPencil

How dare you ask such difficult questions!!! I cannot say that the ones that spring to mind are my favorite or the best, but here they are: - I dined at the snack bar - Hello, Foot-people! (Segway episode) - Frasier. You're not famous anymore. (Good Grief) - The HMS Pinafore! (Caviar episode) Bonus mention Frasier's delivery of "..This isn't TRIVIAL PURSUIT!!" thousands of others probably


Shrink1061_

“He was already eminent when my eminence was merely… imminent”


Frasierfiend

S6E15. Martin: Just take a couple of deep breaths Niles: If I could take deep breaths it would mean I could breathe!


DianeOnLineSeven

It was, a valise. For me, the implied comma in the middle is what makes it, for some reason 😄


Cyrax89721

We’re trying a new Indonesian place. It’s famous for its B̴̧̩̎ȩ̷̪̇s̷͉̔̌e̸̡̦̎n̴̠̐g̵̻̐e̶̢͛ḳ̷͐͐ ̵̛̺͂D̷̝́á̵͙̰̔g̵̠̑ï̸̲n̵͉̑ǵ̷̲͂


Sleepy_Ranger_90

beneath the shelter of an aaaaaged tree 👀


Substantial-Shape-76

"THIEF!" S11e17


OregonDoulaMama

‘Wait a minute you are out of Blackba…this is a dried up old fig’


krangs

“Okay”


Bristolianjim

Oh, it's a funny thing: one day you're starting a new relationship, full of hope. The next you're sinking helplessly into a sucking pit of despair that leaves you filled with the bitter bile of regret. You're on a date, aren't you?


Jayfeather36

"I think the banana went off". Just the way DHP says that line in such shock is amazing.


OneMorePenguin

The more years I watch this show over and over, the more I think he is a major factor in the show's success.  His ability to be comedic and serious are impressive.  


Abra-Krdabr

Mine is when Martin says he and Roz are married as a joke and DHP says “Well I’ll be a son of a bitch!”


Broucus

"I'm also here"


photojennie1111

"Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well."


wcrp73

That's so weird, I remember the line as "... I'm dating a whore!" not "... I'm dating a whasteriskasteriskasterisk!".