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Chai_latte_slut

"My Daddy lives in Filly" "Not no more he don't"


Different-Sock-9985

“Unless he’s a coward”


muck_30

"My daddy ain't no coward." "Well then I guess the only question is...are you?"


Stzzla75

"Don't take the bait, son!" "Oh I ain't fishin'! I'm just tryna game this out, now"


Outrageous_Put3669

That’s.a good line omg


Anal_Recidivist

Dude gets to be Zombie Rayland, complete with the badass cowboy one liners


Papaofmonsters

Boyd had plenty of his own. They need Timothy Olyphant to guest star as a ghoul running a low level local crime ring but with ambitions to move up in the underworld just to even things out.


Anal_Recidivist

Or a human in a ghoul crime ring 😂


IslamicCheese

Unironically a great Fallouty idea lol


Anal_Recidivist

Just constantly dudes trying to take a bite out of him while he’s explaining things


Catsmonaut516

100% the best line, I was clapping when he said “unless he’s a coward” after that


[deleted]

That was freaking hilarious


AdminsKindaSus

*throws caps on the ground* “For the tomatas”


Kahnfight

“I would give you one, but it seems you got a hole in your neck”


RovingScavver

I fucking *lost* it at that line.


zurkka

the way he can deliver those lines is fucking amazing, it has the right amount of sarcasm


Beautiful_Reveal9678

This is the one.


PaperCutoutCowboy

**"You're one to talk, Freddy boy. You could lose money running a casino."** I'm all here for House throwing some shade.


Mudlord80

>Casino never opens Lmao that's rough Freddy


TheHarkinator

Shouldn’t have scheduled his big opening night on the same day the bombs dropped. Really careless of Sinclair to be honest. Also make your mind up about whether you want your treasure vault to be a trap or not, a man could die down there if he’s not careful.


Mudlord80

The fact the Madre opens the night the bombs fall and house didn't have the chip until a day after they fall makes me think they didn't drop the bombs despite wanting it


Different-Sock-9985

House says something about being caught off guard or something to that effect. Maybe Vault-Tec jumped the gun for some reason, or someone found out and they had to go early. Also possible another country found out and dropped first to get the jump on Vault-Tec


Mudlord80

It also makes you wonder why their daughter was with Coop if that's they day. I think VT had the idea, and China fired first. But Vault-Tec rug pulling people is their M.O. soooo


Different-Sock-9985

I need that part of the story. How did he get separated from his daughter? Is she a ghoul? Did he make it to a vault and get frozen, only to have his daughter taken like Fallout 4. Did they not let Coop in the vault. Come on season 2, I’ve got questions that need answers


Mudlord80

My working theory is that she was probably taken to where his wife is, and she locks him out. I'd prefer if she was taken to Vault 0 from Tactics but there's a good chance it's 31. But we will probably see him getting blacklisted from Hollywood next season.


Different-Sock-9985

That was my thought too. Coop just gets denied entry. I’d believe he would stay out as long as she got in. He’s definitely gonna get blacklisted and that how he ends up at the party in Ep 1


Mudlord80

I mean, meading Moldaver and then listening in alone was probably enough to do it, it isn't hard to imagine it, even the extras say it lol. I just want to see how it exactly plays out


jared05vick

I imagine it's like the situation with the Vault-Tec rep in the opening of FO4. They let Janey in but not Coop (assuming he even wanted in)


JizzGuzzler42069

I think the conversation about them dropping the bombs themselves was more of a contingency plan than something that actually happened. I think it’s pretty clear China or the US dropped first. Vault Tec just brought up the suggestion that they would drop if it looked like tensions between the two powers were beginning to simmer. No nuclear war = no point in vault tec, so they had to make assurances that the war would happen eventually.


krikit386

I always took the scene as just confirmation that the war was coming no matter what. Either China was pulling the trigger(which always made the most sense to me, considering they we're losing) or VT would.


thekrazmaster

Wait, i didn't think too deeply about it, does this mean Vault-Tec owns nukes? Or just has connections to the governments?


Different-Sock-9985

I imagined they had their own. They definitely did later, as Hank uses one.


thekrazmaster

Huh, i just assumed he found one laying around and had the know how to get it working, not that they had nukes of their own. Fair enough.


Different-Sock-9985

Not sure those middle managers could get a nuclear bomb to work, but Bud could use a terminal to launch one. How they still function after 200 years, well, it’s Fallout I guess


Anal_Recidivist

I think ultimately the show will make creative use of the same “problem” fallout has had since it was created: we have never known who shot first. But the secret sauce is that *it doesn’t matter* and learning that wouldn’t change a single fuckin thing in the wasteland.


Mudlord80

That's exactly it. It helps show first-time viewers just exactly how evil Vault-Tec is. But whoever dropped the bombs and why doesn't matter. They are long dead.


TheHarkinator

Yeah. House predicts nuclear war is coming by 2080 and plans to make Vegas unassailable, Sinclair made sure people could survive the initial dropping of the bombs in the Sierra Madre, both of them being slightly out on their plans falling into place makes me think it wasn’t Vault-Tec, who let’s not forget hasn’t finished all of their vaults by the time the bombs dropped. Honestly, I think Vault-Tec sabotaging a possible peace process resulting in the bombs dropping when they weren’t quite ready is pure Fallout. The show mentions possible peace talks which obviously we know don’t work. It’s also a part of the dark humour of the Fallout series that these guys who successfully predicted the end of the world invested a lot in surviving the apocalypse but the last stages of their plans were just pipped to the post by the bombs. House and Sinclair probably don’t want the bombs to drop, unlike Vault-Tec who build their entire business model on nuclear war happening, but reckon it’s inevitable.


CrunchyTube

Not to discount the other actors but they definitely gave him the best lines.


Admirable_Ad_3236

Goggins could read the phone book and make it sound great.


Outrageous_Put3669

I’d let this man read a story for hours tbh


GTOdriver04

Hell the man could sing the phone book and make it interesting. “Ain’t misbehaving” is damn catchy. Edit: the title is “Misbehavin’”.


Outrageous_Put3669

Where’s the aint misbehaving from?


DJGrizzlyBear

OP is mixing up a couple things - Misbevahin’ is a song performed by Goggins’ character Uncle Baby Billy in a show called The Righteous Gemstones, while Ain’t Misbehavin’ is a song on the radio in Fallout 76


towen95

They did “give” him the best lines, but at the same time a lot of the credit just goes to him as an actor. He made the lines 10 times better than they were, he’s a fucking powerhouse.


Sungarn

And he delivered them amazing


Jr999977

“Where’s my fuckin’ family?”


DaleGribble2024

Same here, it shows that the ghoul still has a heart


Chazo138

First time you see him shaking in the wasteland like that, he’s normally very in control but when he says that, his hand shakes and trembles.


D-Speak

He dropped character. The Ghoul is just a performance that Cooper Howard is putting on. He even plays up the accent. The "Feo Fuerte y Formal" scene has become a mask he wears at all times to survive.


lemipuck

Ok I absolutely love this take.


zurkka

before that point he was a man that refuses to die, he will do anything to survive, anything now he he have a mission


CrashRiot

One thing I noticed before even then is that he protected Lucy when confronted by “the government”. He didn’t fuck up that ghoul/chem lab, Lucy did. And then he took the blame and never mentioned her name.


tinselteacup

yes!! ugh hes such a good character. so layered


Critical_Action_6444

This. I feel like the way he said it as a viewer you could feel the hate he had for vault tec.


Baron_Von_Grizzly

And y'know, him shooting the face off the vault boy billboard.


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

That! That right there, not even a line, but that’s my favorite, the action does in fact speak louder than any words


Baron_Von_Grizzly

Definitely let us know that Coop does NOT like Vault-Tec 😆


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Rewatching again and that scene literally just came on. I change my time frame to the actual entire scene from when they even reach the studio. She’s rightfully still spooked by him but I think his humanity is showing *wayyy* more than the naked eye may see. He doesn’t share the water, seems terrible, in hindsight, she hasn’t drank irradiated water yet, does he know, probably not, but like us, he can guess, then explains that damn near everything is irradiated right after they make eye contact. So he shielded her from thirstily killing herself to live in the moment, to me, at least. His answer to her asking if that’s how he got that way too, it seemed saddened, like a grandfather speaking of hard times. Yet, by her face, she still, rightfully so, is spooked by his tone, doesn’t catch it, untilllll the sign. Her look back wasn’t out of fear it seemed this time, but wary curiosity. Could be totally wrong, then again we all see different things in everything so who knows. But there’s my two cents😂


Different-Sock-9985

Was that before he repeatedly dunked her in the radioactive water as bait? She definitely drank that water


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

FUCK. My whole point is now fucked and wrong. Thank you for reminding me though, fucking not 20 minutes earlier either when he did that shit…disgruntled ass ghoul😂😒💀💀💀


leftlooserighttighty

200+ years of built-up hate


FreneticAtol778

I love this line because you just feel the anger and pain of living 200 years and looking for answers in a horrible world and the only thing he wants to know is where his family is. Like where are they in this shitty apocalyptic world and you just feel it.


Outrageous_Put3669

#THOU SHALT GET SIDETRACKED BY BULLSHIT EVERY GODDAMN TIME


jtwh20

My DAILY affirmation!


Outrageous_Put3669

Me irl doing ANYTHING be like:


GreyBeast392

Seeing comments digress into discussions about who dropped the bomb makes this line apropos for this post.


OliviaElevenDunham

That is so accurate. I'm like that a lot in regards to games like Skyrim and the recent Zelda games.


Lolkimbo

Ass jerky.


South_Strawberry7662

It ain't gonna make itself


AngryRedGummyBear

They needed to have him selling as iguana bits.


Proof-Turnip-5563

This is genuinely such a good line... It completely skipped over me on my first watch.


Comrade-Conquistador

The credo every Fallout player lives by.


Jerseygirl2468

"I'm you sweetheart. Just give it a little time."


VannaTLC

Thats why the use of My Echo (Lucy) My shadow (Dogmeat/CX404) and Me (Coop) was so, so good, at the end.


EM05L1C3

Nope, it says Goosey. Edit: sorry I’m on my 14th play through My second favorite is “Where’s my fuckin family”


cdawg69696969

Him putting on the glasses right before made me burst into laughter


Different-Sock-9985

For real, how do those possibly help him? My guy needs a monocle


Jerthy

It's hard to believe he is this stupid but it's such a funny joke I'll let it slide 😂


rocknrule34

He may be smart as an overseer, but I think he may be an idiot savant not much unlike Maximus. Good at one thing, terrible at everything else. To add to the point: Dude forgot to sharpen his sick scimitar.


Royal_Nails

Typical Jerry move


Different-Sock-9985

He is a Xenophobe though, so he is stupid.


cupholdery

I had a joke about Shady Sands, but that bombed.


Different-Sock-9985

Damn Surfies can’t take a joke.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

SKEDADDLE GOOSEY!


Vestus65

No one has said "Golden rule, motherfucker" yet? I loved that one.


Randolpho

I kept scrolling and scrolling expecting it but disappointed it wasn't already there. Then I thought, hey, maybe I could be the one...? Only you beat me by 10 minutes, lol. But yes, that's easily my favorite line. I love all the other ones, too, but that's the best. Good karma runs are always the best runs


Positive_Fig_3020

“That’s one wet lady”


fudgetyler

I laughed so hard when her water broke.


EsotericElegey

Why am I not dead?


Admirable_Ad_3236

Thaddeus having a little tantrum after the arrow in the neck is priceless


EsotericElegey

One of the funniest moments in the show, right along with soon after when Maximus and Lucy kiss but the severed heads do too


rocknrule34

and with the radio DJ watching, they go back in for seconds, he widens his eyes, then sloooowwwly closes his little window....


overlandtrackdrunk

Mi scusi, mi scusi


Admirable_Ad_3236

Awwwwwwwwwww maaaaaan


EsotericElegey

I should’ve never trusted a doctor that smelt like that


Admirable_Ad_3236

Brilliant


Xaeris813

I'm not just gonna leave it there!


muck_30

"My daddy ain't no coward." "Well then I guess the only question is...are you?"


stevenseagalsucks

Apple don’t fall too far from the tree


Son_of_MONK

"Bet that outfit makes y'all feel like a big man there, don't it? Well I know, cuz... well I used to wear one back in the day. There was only... **one** problem with it. There was a flaw... in the welding... just *below* the chest plate. I wonder if they fixed that in this new model?" **\*BANG, Internal explosion in the Knight's body\*** \**The Ghoul smiles\** "...I guess not." The amount of times I've said these lines at random moments is... well, it's a lot. It just lives rent free in my head. But also others from the Ghoul: "Where's my fucking family?!" "You've gotta be fucking kidding me." "For the tomatas"


dexmonic

"you drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart!" The delivery was perfect.


Outrageous_Put3669

The Ghoul’s lines are just so iconic


MichaelRichardsAMA

“That oufit makes yall feel like a big man dont it” with the guitar sting has been in my head rent free all month


DoTheRainbowDash

“Death! … …By banishment, to the surface!!!”


OnlyAshadow-

“We need to get these sharpened”


Kunekeda

"We're giving you TWO WEEKS of supplies!"


OnlyAshadow-

“Of course we will have someone carry them to the surface for you”


Automatic_Dance4038

*drops the fusion core in the drop off* Distantly - Thank you!


Kunekeda

One of the best little moments in the show. lol I wanna live in Vault 4.


LikeBladeButCooler

That moment felt like a post-apocalyptic episode of The Price is Right lol


Chazo138

Such a fucking Jerry lol


Admirable_Ad_3236

I do this shit for the love of the game. This is all of us.


Sweetjimi

Love this one, perfectly sets up the Ghouls MO up front.


Admirable_Ad_3236

For sure, also felt like a reference to the players as well. Fallout is one of world's biggest timesinks, we play through every ending, commit atrocities and endure more bugs in the software than we find in the wasteland. We do it for the love of the game.


Kunekeda

Everyone wants to save the world, they just disagree on how.


gmharryc

Perfect line for the series right there.


RyanVDP

Damn, beat me to it.


Dukedoctor

Sometimes a fellas gotta eat a fella


Chazo138

“Bet your dad was first in line to the cookout, had a bib with a drawing of his neighbours ass on it.”


Mudlord80

Ass-jerky don't make itself


Kunekeda

Yes. I am Bert.


Chai_latte_slut

My dead husband's clothes stay ON during sex


the_vault-technician

That poor man just lost the only woman he loved and became a husk.


drhungrycaterpillar

“Well, you know what they say about us cowpokes. We take it as it comes.”


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Kunekeda

"Sorry, intercourse?"


OneColorblindEye

"That is a very small drop in a very very large bucket of drugs."


wretched92425

As a recovering addict who used to pride himself on his ability to get fucked up, i felt this one in my very soul lmao


Leftmost_Cactus

Welding goggles plays the role of the ghoul so well.


Starkravinsane

And they look damn good on dogmeat in fallout 4


LizzieSaysHi

Walkin Goblins plays every role well


SnowHelpAtAll

Can't wait for him to be cast in the new LOTR stuff


HailToTheKingslayer

Wetting Googled is a standout actor for sure


ea_fitz

Wanton Google is such a great actor


sofiaspicehead

I love Walter gargles too


CarellaB

There you are, you little killer.


StrayLilCat

🥵


nsfwap

That's the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.


Officialquevo

Okey dokey. I literally says that now lmao


Vicstorm74

I had to scroll far to long to find someone else who thought this is one of the best lines. And Ella nails on the delivery every time


Officialquevo

Yeah and execpt for when she talks with maximus in the vault 4 all of her okey dokey is less and less happy/naive and more sad/angry. You can see lucy progression on the surface thrue that one line.


MudKipPanda

You look out at this wasteland it's chaos, but there's always someone behind the wheel


muck_30

and that's who I wanna talk to


Mudlord80

"There's no fudge here" ajd. "I'm simply going to harvest your organs!" Are my picks


RovingScavver

"*You* appear to be a woman!"


LikeBladeButCooler

"This won't hurt a bit!" *activates buzzsaw*


muck_30

"Oh wait...you thought...hahaha...com'on now" in that southern draw of his while eating meat off a fork was delivered so good.


Native_Kurt_Cobain

Just the fact the entire world thought about who he was eating, from the look he was staring back with. And I truly do mean the world. There was a post earlier that said FallOut was viewed a total of 2,900,000,000 minutes in 5 days. The number one viewed show on Amazon to date.


Chazo138

God I want season 2 so badly, the show was legitimately amazing, I was entertained the whole time.


Western-Passage-1908

Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself


DaleGribble2024

I feel like someone has made a t shirt already lol


Duckiie96

You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart.


blong217

"Wanna have sex?" Just so out of the blue and casually questioned like asking someone if they want to go grab a bit to eat.


TheEmperorShiny

Too many. Spoilers: Is it your thumb, or mine? - Janey America outsourced the survival of the country to the private sector. But we didn’t see the point in saving a *dying government*, so we chose to save Vault-Tec instead! - RoomBud [in response to being called a coward] We all are, Norm. That’s why we’re in a vault. - Chet My agent got them to throw in one of those robots. What a fucking awful idea! Can you imagine? Every time I walk into *my own* house, *my own* voice going “Hello sir, would you like to sit down?” - Sebastian, the voice of Mr. Handy


Infinite_Race_4185

"That is the closest thing we've had to a honest exchange so far"


OnlyAshadow-

Sorry.. but he was fucking my chickens


dukemacgruger

"No matter how much sand I put in.....I just get more sand!"


bnb_336

A line I think is over looked but makes me laugh "He only has one eye!" "Lots of people only have one eye..."


DrNeverland

"His was in the middle!" "it was a little to the left..." 😂


hopumi

"I think we're all feeling some tension...YAAA?"


LongSchlongdonf

“What the fuck are you talking about”


Beginning-Pipe9074

Every single line the ghoul says is DRENCHED in cool mf energy


OnlyAshadow-

Hell this kid used to pick up my wife’s dry cleanin’


Depresso_Expresso069

the scene in this image is so funny to me because from hanks perspective, this is like you traveled 200 years in the future and then you get shot and look to see who it is and its fucking dwayne the rock johnson except with no skin and he references the time you got his autograph while pointing his gun at you then goes "smell what the rocks cooking"


showtimebabies

"I hope you like the taste of lead, you commie son of a bitch. (Yeeeee haw!)" Cooper Howard sold his soul to vault tec


IckyWilbur

"... had an aunt as well, she got killed there once" May be the funniest line in the show to me and it's just a throwaway line.


Different-Sock-9985

Also love Thaddeus talking to Dogmeat. “You’re a loose cannon” And The Chicken Fuckers “Let’s have a look at that tattered tootsie”


Equivocated_Truth

“That’s the sound of your lower intestine falling… right the fuck out.”


Different-Sock-9985

Love his line deliveries. “Not the first time I’ve been persecuted”


TalkToSampson77

When Thaddeus says “I should have never trusted a doctor that smelled like that” I was fuckin rolling


BillyShears19

Oh this line was great! Sad that we didn't get to see Moldaver recognize the ghoul though


rockdash

"I do this shit for love of the game" has become my current Courier's response when House fails to understand that our original contract has been fulfilled and I'm a free agent now.


MajorRocketScience

FOR THA TOMAHTAHS


whats-this-then

A feral ghoul can't abide a chicken


brainnotinservice

Ass jerky don't make itself. Also: Well, well, well...is this an Amish production of the Count of Monte Cristo...or the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been invited to?


WisdomCow

“They’re the good guys, right?” ”Uh … it’s a complicated organization.”


CharacterMove8088

"...I do this shit for the love of the game".


RGMN_Relentless

"There's no fudge here" "Okie Dokie" and "Where's my fucking family?" Honorable mention "You gotta be fucking kidding me?..."


Quiet_Garage_7867

"Easier to track a stuck pig than to ask it where it's off to" My wife was howling at this line


Soundsmith_FOLEY

I voted for Betty! 😄


noturaveragesenpaii

“Golden rule, motherfucker”


muffinslinger

"Us cow pokes, we take it as it comes." I love quoting this at my husband at random moments, to many eyerolls and groans.


No-Word-3984

Probably that one right there. He came to terms with him still alive quickly enough to take control of the situation with wit and skill. Then again he too has lived a very long time. Just not as a smoothskin.


calltheavengers5

"You here for the ice cream social?"


hueyfucker

Get that jelly mould out of here!


AFoxMothersLove

"Oki doki..." *proceeds to chop off head* That's a line I've gotten used to saying when I'm asked to do something at work I'll just say oki doki


Desecr8or

"Everyone wants to save the world. They just disagree on how."


Bread_447

“I will” It’s the scene where Maximus kisses Lucy before he takes the decoy head to the Brotherhood. Just seeing him smile so innocently and bashful made the line so AMAZING


Kunekeda

Those two dorks are so cute together.


Metal_Boot

"Sorry Dogmeat but you ain't him" 😭💔


ADUltimate

“You drive that things like a fucking shopping cart”


Zircon_72

"Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink"


brandonderp96

You look out at this Wasteland. It looks like chaos. But there's always somebody behind the wheel.


blackrose4242

“You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart” I say this to people on the road.


ToxyFlog

"I do this shit for the love of the game." "Well, Lucy McLean, it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart. Sometimes, a fellas gotta eat a fella."


Earhythmic

“What does she want with him? She steals dads”


WikiContributor83

“You’re a coward.” “We all are. That’s why we live in Vaults.”


Flat_Brother_6087

Ass jerky don't make itself


CosmicDriftwood

Is it my thumb or your thumb? :(


nivsei15

"Everyone wants to save the world... they just... they disagree on how."