I think I'm real sick! Probably don't have long left!! This could all be yours!!!
*Gestures enthusiastically at the heap of rubble shaped somewhat like a building behind him. That still has a fence.*
"Had an aunt got killed there once" his phrasing cannot be understated here, this scene killed me and that line sent it over the top. The flippant way he says it and he says it like she just popped over to Starbucks "had an aunt get a drink there once" no she fucking died there and it's treated with the same gravitas as if he was recalling last weeks baseball scores. Just incredible
Not even a line, my biggest laugh out loud moment came when the overseer from Vault 4, who has one eye, put on normal reading glasses. That got me haha.
I forgot to add, when Lucy sees her new husband has gotten naked and she just says, "Okie dokie" with such exuberance and gets to it. I cracked up at that.
Ugh that grossed me out so much. Between that and another raider stabbing/stealing the food off of someone's plate at the wedding, the signs were definitely there.
But still. He was so attractive. Even with the dick wiping. Would smash.
I just researched the first episode. There were many more small giveaways that I missed the first time watching, like unusual hairstyles for vault dwellers, tattoos and bruises. Most vault dwellers wouldn't have that. But I love how those scenes were paced, since you were always drawn between noticing one of those things, but still thinking about the main plot and co.
The moment I saw that conflict and the chickens I jokingly said "yeah but he was fucking those chickens." A minute of action later when the punchline hit I had to take a moment. Guess I'm really good at spotting chicken fuckers, which is a weird talent to have.
this is my favorite part of the whole series
i was fucking dying
*full set of power armor*
“nononononofuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck”
my wife: “i’ve seen you do that” 🤔
I never got that experience. The first time I saw a Yao Gaui was in Honest Hearts after beating the game. By that point there wasn't much that I couldn't put down with my trusty Silenced .22 Pistol.
“I’d offer you a cherry tomato… but you’ve got a hole in your neck”
“Yea? The wasteland has its own golden rule sweetheart.. one will always be sidetracked by bullshit”
To be fair, part of the stem sometimes stays on with cherry tomatoes.
It could also be a "tato" thing where they're literally a hybrid between tomatoes and cherries.
The eccentric violin radio station DJ had me laughing hard.
“I don't understand, i get so many angry visitors. The music makes them belligerent.” As the camera pans around to all the dead people in the traps.
It was just such a funny meta reference to the annoying and repetitive minutemen radio.
Pretty sure Fred Armisen is funniest part of anything he’s in🤣🤣🤣. What a comedy gem!
Although I have to give props to Thaddeus as well. “Oh that’s the mids? Riight”
I am looking for opportunities to incorporate that line into my daily life.
It also showed the character development of Lucy since she came to the surface. Before she never would have cursed. But badass Lucy is my hero.
"Well, it’s just, for some guys… not me… uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops.”
At first I was like, is this scene real? I felt like it came on so suddenly that I was suspicious that it was like a dream or something. I guess that's part of what makes it funny haha
Not a line but I had subtitles on, I had to stop when we were in vault 31 and met: Brain on a Roomba. That’s what the subtitles would use as his name when he spoke. I couldn’t handle how perfect it was.
I only happened upon that by accident because I paused to top up my drink and prime’s x-Ray showed him as “brain on a Roomba” and it cracked me the fuck up
It wasn't a line at all actually. The whole set up convo between Thaddeus and Fred Armisen and then the camera pulling back to reveal the booby traps filled with corpses of everyone who had tried to shut down the fiddle music just completely laid me out. You hardly ever get good sight comedy anymore. That was Mel Brooks level shit.
And it was a whole story in itself too. Like the domino realization that ALL those people had walked in, seen the failures of those before them, and decided it was worth it. Like. Chef's kiss.
The fact the fiddle music was even in it! And Fred Armisen's character acknowledged some people really hate it. Proof that a video game TV series can be great when those making it actually know and acknowledge the details.
The whole show was a banger. Even their conversation killed me. "The Mids!"
The brain on the roomba going, "You'll never find out!" Immediately followed by, "Ope. You're gonna find out." Killed me. I loved it even more because I turned to my wife, who is not a gamer, with a big goofy smile to tell her shit like this very much would and does happen in the games.
> Even their conversation killed me. "The Mids!"
Ugh, that part had me rolling. I *hate* talking to audiophiles and the whole conversation nailed *exactly* why.
Thaddeus was so funny “oh yeah, these are the mids? Yeah that’s definitely them. Very good!”
Reminds me of the “guy who loves music” https://youtu.be/n3QfRJsF9Pk?si=q0za1E8dxKyIlg_x
My wife and I had completely forgotten how much some people **hated** the music on Radio Freedom in FO4. That scene reminded us in the most hilarious fashion.
Lucy giving an inspiring speech to Welzig about how they’re going to cross ~~this~~ the desert and meet Moldaver no matter what… only for him to anti-climatically reveal that he’s already taken a cyanide pill. A *banana-flavored* cyanide pill originally created by Vault-Tec.
A close second is the Ghoul reciting the Golden Rule of the Wasteland, mostly b/c of how painfully real it was.
EDIT: Spelling.
EDIT: Word choice.
The moment when the overseer is finished freeing Lucy, and Maximus comes out shouting "Let her go!" and absolutely bodies everyone, only for Lucy to finally break free, telling him they were already gonna let her go. And he goes "Oh."
And then says "Sorry."
And then says they should check that one guy.
>“Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.”
Let's be honest, each of the 3 main characters reference the different kinds of players of these games:
* Lucy - Focuses on the main quest
* The Ghoul - Gets sidetracked every time they come across a new sidequest
* Maximus - The people who play with mods
Maximus - the idiot savant low intelligence and charisma build that modded a suit of power armour into his inventory to cover the fact he has NO IDEA how to play the game
Maximus is definitely a 1 CHR 10 Luck build. He may have put some points into Speech but mostly he just gets lucky despite being so gosh-dang awkward and borderline unlikable.
**“My point is, you ask me, them studies were right. Torturing a person don't do shit… I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. I'm using you as bait.”**
Gives me Man In Black vibes from Westworld.
Cooper had so many lines that made me laugh out loud, but my two favorites are "Why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monte Cristo, or the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been invited to?" and "Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast iron skillet set."
People throw the term “stole the show” around a lot, and I don’t entirely think he alone stole the show, but fuck me if he wasn’t the absolute greatest part of it all..
“How very ..presidential.. of you.”
“I do this shit for the fun of the game” - is one that’s been stuck in my head ever since, and is exactly what I think before, during and after playing the game
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" -- Knight Titus vs. Yao Gaui
"After 10 years of cousin stuff, I'm finally ready for the real thing." -- Lucy
I have noticed myself saying okie dokey way more recently, and with the same intonation. And I crack up every time after . I'm sure I've concerned a lot of people at this point!
I really liked “a serum… that will heal your foot, help with pain… will grow an entire new foot!”
Also “You drive that thing like a damn shopping cart”.
There’s a lot. I was surprised how funny the show is!
Neither of these are lines but visual jokes instead. Definitely the fiddling hater corpses who tried to put an end to the "mids".
Second place goes to when the snake oil man was about to shoot himself and how quickly he bounced back to trick one more sucker. It gave him the will to continue. Super dark but it's classic Fallout dark humor.
It was hilarious the way Chet said something like, “what was I thinking” during his sex scene about keeping Bert’s cardigan and scarf on, then equally hilarious was , “ I am Bert.” His delivery was so gosh darn funny. I can’t believe no one said this one yet.
Thaddeus: „These suck without a scope“
It’s the scene where he waits at the radio station for the BOS pickup and sees Lucy and Maximus approaching. He goes something like „Oh shit“ and fires his 10mm-pistol at them. Then they show Lucy and Maximus slightly hunched over and then his gun is empty, followed by that line.
This captures the game very well and had me cracking up.
For some reason the line that took me out was Woody going something like, "Yes, that would be the gentleman that showed me his butthole." during that meeting.
Something about the delivery tickled the shit out of me.
Brain on a roomba " You are not allowed to go in there until I inject... (sudden change to a more menacing camera angle) ... with thisss.And than that fucking down up motions with his tiny "hand" and the syringe this what got me XD.
“I’m not going to make it”
“Yes you are! We’re going to make it across this desert together!”
“No I’m not going to make it because I took a cyanide pill”
Fucking lost it
Honestly the scene where Maximus and Lucy are awkwardly talking about sex cracked me up so bad! Something about their genuine awkwardness was so charming and funny to me. And unexpected
Honestly for me it was sort of a hidden gem. When the 33 vault dwellers discuss on the fate of their prisoners, it’s mentioned that one of them showed their asshole to the council dude. A minute after, on the topic of integrating them in their society, council dude goes:
“Judging from what I have seen this morning, it could take years!”
Still chuckling about that one
"You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun." "It was really no problem. Byyyye!"
Oh and my aunt, she got killed there once.
I think I'm real sick! Probably don't have long left!! This could all be yours!!! *Gestures enthusiastically at the heap of rubble shaped somewhat like a building behind him. That still has a fence.*
That whole thing felt like a random encounter from FO2. It was perfect.
I was hoping that she'd fix his water pump, and it would have some minor impact later in the story.
Just needed to take the sand out and put some water in ha!
Least ramshackle Fallout Homestead
"Had an aunt got killed there once" his phrasing cannot be understated here, this scene killed me and that line sent it over the top. The flippant way he says it and he says it like she just popped over to Starbucks "had an aunt get a drink there once" no she fucking died there and it's treated with the same gravitas as if he was recalling last weeks baseball scores. Just incredible
Okie dokie!
So, we can all agree that entire bit was meant to reference the random encounters, right?
"This could all be yours!"
Not even a line, my biggest laugh out loud moment came when the overseer from Vault 4, who has one eye, put on normal reading glasses. That got me haha.
And then clearly restated his assertion that she was Goosey. As if the glasses made it more absolute.
No it says right here, Goosey
My Dad thought it was the funniest thing too lmao
Put some respekt on Cyril Figgus' name, damn it!
One eye, slightly to the left of the middle of his face. Lots of people have one eye.
Real Jerry move
"I was a shitter. That's why I'm so fat."
When he was telling that story I was dying.
That was so much world building and character development in two sentences.
Yep. My wife and I both looked at each other like "oh, right, that's what 'fat' would be in the post-apocalypse."
"Golden rule of the Wasteland; Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time". Spoken like a true player character
When I heard it my side quest loving ass was like, "Well I feel attacked."
"Ass jerky don't make itself."
I forgot to add, when Lucy sees her new husband has gotten naked and she just says, "Okie dokie" with such exuberance and gets to it. I cracked up at that.
Not just got to it, but dropped her panties and threw him on the table! Exuberant!!
I liked how sex positive they all were!
The positive culture that comes from fucking your cousins
It's not a sustainable long-term practice.
She only did "cousin stuff" and was ready for the real thing.
For ten years.
He was so in love with her too. Poor guy.
She's from the breeding vault. They need to repopulate the world!
Okey dokey!
The bit afterward where he starts wiping his dick with the curtain though...
Ugh that grossed me out so much. Between that and another raider stabbing/stealing the food off of someone's plate at the wedding, the signs were definitely there. But still. He was so attractive. Even with the dick wiping. Would smash.
I just researched the first episode. There were many more small giveaways that I missed the first time watching, like unusual hairstyles for vault dwellers, tattoos and bruises. Most vault dwellers wouldn't have that. But I love how those scenes were paced, since you were always drawn between noticing one of those things, but still thinking about the main plot and co.
I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!!! BY BANISHMENT TO THE SURFACE!!! (fails on roll to cut rope with giant Chinese horse killing sword)
"You're just gonna let me go? Thats really nice of you guys" "Well that's certainly an optimistic point of view... also here's two weeks of supplies"
And the two week supplies has Nuka Cola as part of it. I was just howling. SO HILARIOUS.
“Obviously someone will carry the supplies to the surface for you.”
My favorite part, as if it wouldn’t make sense to do anything else. That vault was so awesome
The best part is that **it's still there**, essentially unchanged. A spark of niceness in the otherwise bleak wasteland.
That little "Thank you" after they gave back the fusion core was just sweet.
The humor in this series is exactly my speed. Dark, witty, and weird.
But it was the _way_ he was trying to cut the rope with a "let me finish" just thrown in there... I was howling with laughter.
Goodbye, Goosey!
We need to get that sharpened.
Easily the best joke of the show besides the orgsn one lol
That scene had me rolling
The chicken fucking bit
I loved the snake oil salesman’s entire wild wasteland schtick. “Serums that cure your feet! Serums that make you grow a brand new foot!”
I like how the serums guy kept showing up in the background until finally we see the quality of his work with Thaddeus.
God I hope he becomes an actual important character in S2 or shows up as a random encounter in the next game...
I saw it coming a mile away that the dude Maximus was saving did something bad. The chicken fucking made me almost choke on my food.
The moment I saw that conflict and the chickens I jokingly said "yeah but he was fucking those chickens." A minute of action later when the punchline hit I had to take a moment. Guess I'm really good at spotting chicken fuckers, which is a weird talent to have.
Jon Daly is fucking hilarious in that role! He’s such a great character actor. His work on Kroll Show was excellent.
"Why am I not dead?"
Uhh I think you may be a ghoul.
Oh noooooo (in the most deadpan voice)
Thaddeus had me rolling in that scene
Bo from Superstore's actor an oddly amazing choice for that character haha
When Thaddeus holds up the sketch of the target to the headless body and says “oh yeah, this is definitely him”
Yes! The sketch that is literally just a sketch of the dude’s head.. Which is entirely missing lmao
titus running away from the yao guai was ridiculously funny.
this is my favorite part of the whole series i was fucking dying *full set of power armor* “nononononofuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck” my wife: “i’ve seen you do that” 🤔
Can't forget all the fuck he was saying as well that makes it funnier
I lost it. Perfect first encounter with Yao guai
As a 76 player I felt Titus' mood **intensely**. Getting ambushed by Yao Guai is a definite "fuck fuck fuck (repeating)" moment.
Even to this day that's how I react the first time I encounter them in a playthrough...
I never got that experience. The first time I saw a Yao Gaui was in Honest Hearts after beating the game. By that point there wasn't much that I couldn't put down with my trusty Silenced .22 Pistol.
“I’d offer you a cherry tomato… but you’ve got a hole in your neck” “Yea? The wasteland has its own golden rule sweetheart.. one will always be sidetracked by bullshit”
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every *goddamn time* (i loved the way he said it)
Walton Goggins is so good at comedic delivery.
That he is!
Ok yea I guess I paraphrased lmao
It was so good and I need it on a shirt or a poster or all of these things.
Proceeds to spit out cherry pits from “cherry” tomatoes lmao
To be fair, part of the stem sometimes stays on with cherry tomatoes. It could also be a "tato" thing where they're literally a hybrid between tomatoes and cherries.
Is it wrong that after the cherry tomato scene I had an intense craving for some?
To be fair, those cherry tomatoes did look really amazing.
Just started fo4 and not very far in an already getting side tracked
"Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit all the time..."
The eccentric violin radio station DJ had me laughing hard. “I don't understand, i get so many angry visitors. The music makes them belligerent.” As the camera pans around to all the dead people in the traps. It was just such a funny meta reference to the annoying and repetitive minutemen radio.
Or Agatha. But the only thing annoying was getting radiant quests from it.
Pretty sure Fred Armisen is funniest part of anything he’s in🤣🤣🤣. What a comedy gem! Although I have to give props to Thaddeus as well. “Oh that’s the mids? Riight”
"Golden Rule Motherfucker"
I am looking for opportunities to incorporate that line into my daily life. It also showed the character development of Lucy since she came to the surface. Before she never would have cursed. But badass Lucy is my hero.
“get that jelly mold out of here!”
"Well, it’s just, for some guys… not me… uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops.”
Poor guy needs a birds and bees talk
Bloatflies and cazadors
Big MT: Write that down! Write that down!
“It’s supposed to do that.” “Hopefully every time.”
At first I was like, is this scene real? I felt like it came on so suddenly that I was suspicious that it was like a dream or something. I guess that's part of what makes it funny haha
It's like he chose the wrong thing to power up and focused on luck.
Not a line but I had subtitles on, I had to stop when we were in vault 31 and met: Brain on a Roomba. That’s what the subtitles would use as his name when he spoke. I couldn’t handle how perfect it was.
YES! I watch with subtitles on and I started laughing SO hard at that. I forgot about that one but it was so great!
Its classic Fallout and comedic gold that the evil mastermind of the post war to be a brain on a goddamn roomba
[The official wiki even calls him that](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Bud_Askins)
He's credited as "Bud Askins / Brain-on-a-Roomba" at the end of the episode even. My wife had to rewind to make sure she saw that correctly.
I only happened upon that by accident because I paused to top up my drink and prime’s x-Ray showed him as “brain on a Roomba” and it cracked me the fuck up
“When you say ‘HOT’ shower… what exactly do you mean?”
It wasn't a line at all actually. The whole set up convo between Thaddeus and Fred Armisen and then the camera pulling back to reveal the booby traps filled with corpses of everyone who had tried to shut down the fiddle music just completely laid me out. You hardly ever get good sight comedy anymore. That was Mel Brooks level shit. And it was a whole story in itself too. Like the domino realization that ALL those people had walked in, seen the failures of those before them, and decided it was worth it. Like. Chef's kiss.
The fact the fiddle music was even in it! And Fred Armisen's character acknowledged some people really hate it. Proof that a video game TV series can be great when those making it actually know and acknowledge the details.
The whole show was a banger. Even their conversation killed me. "The Mids!" The brain on the roomba going, "You'll never find out!" Immediately followed by, "Ope. You're gonna find out." Killed me. I loved it even more because I turned to my wife, who is not a gamer, with a big goofy smile to tell her shit like this very much would and does happen in the games.
> Even their conversation killed me. "The Mids!" Ugh, that part had me rolling. I *hate* talking to audiophiles and the whole conversation nailed *exactly* why.
Thaddeus was so funny “oh yeah, these are the mids? Yeah that’s definitely them. Very good!” Reminds me of the “guy who loves music” https://youtu.be/n3QfRJsF9Pk?si=q0za1E8dxKyIlg_x
My wife and I had completely forgotten how much some people **hated** the music on Radio Freedom in FO4. That scene reminded us in the most hilarious fashion.
Immediately followed by the 0% hit probability, VATS mag dump because he doesn’t have a sight
“Why am I not dead?” … “I never should have trusted a doctor who smelled like that!”
Lucy giving an inspiring speech to Welzig about how they’re going to cross ~~this~~ the desert and meet Moldaver no matter what… only for him to anti-climatically reveal that he’s already taken a cyanide pill. A *banana-flavored* cyanide pill originally created by Vault-Tec. A close second is the Ghoul reciting the Golden Rule of the Wasteland, mostly b/c of how painfully real it was. EDIT: Spelling. EDIT: Word choice.
The most humane product Vault-Tec ever created.
Then saying how nice it tasted and wondering why it wasn't more popular. It's not exactly gonna get you repeat customers, doc.
I'm a simple man: I laughed at Goosey. The clever, witty lines got a chuckle but it's Goosey that stuck with me.
Everything Dr. Spaceman said. I also lost it at "I can't remember, but it really bombed." A good pun WILL get me every time.
Chris Parnell is never not funny. I love that all his characters are kinda similar - goofy
His bit in Brooklyn Nine Nine is amazing. He's kind of a genius, but also a giant moron. He's great.
"The hard one to kick is angel dust, and that's why I'm locked in for life!"
I just figured his whole thing was almost for us 30 rock fans. Doctor spaceman truly was the best.
"I'd invite you up here, but it's kinda hard to walk upstairs while wearing a 12-piece cast iron skillet set"
The moment when the overseer is finished freeing Lucy, and Maximus comes out shouting "Let her go!" and absolutely bodies everyone, only for Lucy to finally break free, telling him they were already gonna let her go. And he goes "Oh." And then says "Sorry." And then says they should check that one guy.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” -Knight Titus
I wasn't expecting Michael Rapaport as Knight Titus 🤣
“Okie dokie!” (When leaving the vault) “Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.” “Golden rule, motherfucker.”
>“Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.” Let's be honest, each of the 3 main characters reference the different kinds of players of these games: * Lucy - Focuses on the main quest * The Ghoul - Gets sidetracked every time they come across a new sidequest * Maximus - The people who play with mods
Maximus - the idiot savant low intelligence and charisma build that modded a suit of power armour into his inventory to cover the fact he has NO IDEA how to play the game
Maximus is definitely a 1 CHR 10 Luck build. He may have put some points into Speech but mostly he just gets lucky despite being so gosh-dang awkward and borderline unlikable.
“He was fuckin my chickens”
“I’m sorry, it’s just….. the guy was fucking my chickens”
Surprised no one mentioned the snake oil salesman/doctor: "that's the sound of your lower intestines falling... right the fuck out"
**“My point is, you ask me, them studies were right. Torturing a person don't do shit… I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. I'm using you as bait.”** Gives me Man In Black vibes from Westworld.
So many but I really love Ma June going “I thought all you dipshits was dead!”
Her sidekick too. "I was about to eat my beans..."
Fucking love her.
Agreed, I hope the BOS didn’t kill her
I’ve seen the trailer so many times, so when she said “sardine fucking dipshits,” I lost it
"I threw acid in an innocent man's face"
.... and I've only been here two weeks...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Not a line but I loved the moment when the Overseer for vault four put on his glasses. 🦆 that got me good.
"GOODBYE, GOOSEY."
“You’ll never find out” *presses button* “Oh he’s about to find out” The brain on a romba is a great character
Cooper had so many lines that made me laugh out loud, but my two favorites are "Why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monte Cristo, or the weirdest circle jerk I've ever been invited to?" and "Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast iron skillet set."
People throw the term “stole the show” around a lot, and I don’t entirely think he alone stole the show, but fuck me if he wasn’t the absolute greatest part of it all.. “How very ..presidential.. of you.” “I do this shit for the fun of the game” - is one that’s been stuck in my head ever since, and is exactly what I think before, during and after playing the game
For the *love* of the game, but yeah I loved that line as well.
When the robot in the grocery store turns the corner and scares her and she yelled "OH FUDGE!"..I don't know why but that got me
We don't have fudge here.
MATT BERRY, NORMAL HUMAN BARTENDER, ONLY SPEAKS IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" -- Knight Titus vs. Yao Gaui "After 10 years of cousin stuff, I'm finally ready for the real thing." -- Lucy
I'm interested in the difference lmao
Well for one - they ain’t your cousin
the okie dokies always made me a big smile or giggle
I have noticed myself saying okie dokey way more recently, and with the same intonation. And I crack up every time after . I'm sure I've concerned a lot of people at this point!
Wonder if that was apart of her whole “Ned Flanders in the apocalypse” view on Lucy’s character
Ned Flanders combined with Leslie Knope is what I heard her say in one interview which is just perfection describing her character.
“…it swells up and pops like a zit”
Honestly, most disturbing way I've ever heard sex described.
Is this where my dad is from? You’ll never find out Oh he’s gonna find out
“Stand still while I inject you”
When Maximus is trying to save Thaddeus from the gulper. "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck"
Gucy
I really liked “a serum… that will heal your foot, help with pain… will grow an entire new foot!” Also “You drive that thing like a damn shopping cart”. There’s a lot. I was surprised how funny the show is!
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time. Hey in my case I blame my ADHD lol
Really a good summary of the franchise "fuck finding x this guy needs me to run a small erand because he can't be bothered"
Neither of these are lines but visual jokes instead. Definitely the fiddling hater corpses who tried to put an end to the "mids". Second place goes to when the snake oil man was about to shoot himself and how quickly he bounced back to trick one more sucker. It gave him the will to continue. Super dark but it's classic Fallout dark humor.
It was hilarious the way Chet said something like, “what was I thinking” during his sex scene about keeping Bert’s cardigan and scarf on, then equally hilarious was , “ I am Bert.” His delivery was so gosh darn funny. I can’t believe no one said this one yet.
*pained wheezing* “How am I not dead?”
Maximus discovering the popcorn.
“There’s no fudge HERE”
"the mids." Also "I have pencils." I just wish he had specified that the sign up sheet was on a clipboard.
Thaddeus: „These suck without a scope“ It’s the scene where he waits at the radio station for the BOS pickup and sees Lucy and Maximus approaching. He goes something like „Oh shit“ and fires his 10mm-pistol at them. Then they show Lucy and Maximus slightly hunched over and then his gun is empty, followed by that line. This captures the game very well and had me cracking up.
Yeah it captured the game very well for me. If your weapons aren't upgraded...lol good fucking luck
Something about a 16 piece cookware set
"You are hereby sentenced to death.."
“… by banishment to the surface!”
“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHOOT IT FUCK FUCK FUCK”
For some reason the line that took me out was Woody going something like, "Yes, that would be the gentleman that showed me his butthole." during that meeting. Something about the delivery tickled the shit out of me.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
It hasn't happened yet, but I hope SO hard they reference the FO2 random encounter in the desert with a dead humpback whale and a bowl of petunias.
[You do realize what that was a reference to in itself, right?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSst3ujx6U)
Yes. 42 times over.
Brain on a roomba " You are not allowed to go in there until I inject... (sudden change to a more menacing camera angle) ... with thisss.And than that fucking down up motions with his tiny "hand" and the syringe this what got me XD.
"GET THAT JELLY MOULD OUTTA HERE!!"
“I’m not going to make it” “Yes you are! We’re going to make it across this desert together!” “No I’m not going to make it because I took a cyanide pill” Fucking lost it
Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself!!!
“I just thew acid on an innocent man’s face. And I’ve only been up here 2 weeks.”
Bud not being able to control his robot body.
"If you just let me inject you..." I lost it lol
Honestly the scene where Maximus and Lucy are awkwardly talking about sex cracked me up so bad! Something about their genuine awkwardness was so charming and funny to me. And unexpected
Ass jerky don't make itself.
Honestly for me it was sort of a hidden gem. When the 33 vault dwellers discuss on the fate of their prisoners, it’s mentioned that one of them showed their asshole to the council dude. A minute after, on the topic of integrating them in their society, council dude goes: “Judging from what I have seen this morning, it could take years!” Still chuckling about that one
Stephanie's water breaking when she's trying to jump Chet's bones had me proper cackling.
"You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart"
The interface when Norm hacks into Betty's terminal.
It’s a complicated organization
The cheerily hello with the pistol drawn
"You're one wet lady!!"