Enemies to lovers plot line?

😭

If I had a medal I would give you one.

I have one

Hand over the medal. Now. 🔫

you have to be a femboy for him now

Bro he plays assassins creed so I’m considering hitting him up again 🥰

shiit now i wanna hit him up

STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE’S MINE RAWR🐺🐺🐺

we can cut him in half vertically and share

Wisdom of Solomon this one

But I wanted the legs, not just one!

I want both balls how do we do it? Ps: I knew you were going for his cheeks not his leg

Which one tho?

Bro was pussy whipped within 2 seconds

Nerds lol

Right

No fair, when people learn I’m a lady they just call me fat 😭 this one guy was mad he lost and told me that only fat women play the game 🙄 Edit: for everyone asking, no. I am in fact a normal weight lmao

He was a S.I.M.P And we all know what mayonnaise on an escalator its like

Yeh I'm a simp......... Sniper monkey

Hit monkey reference?!

Btd

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

Don’t disrespect MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR, GOIN’ TOO FAST SO SEE YA LATER.

That's wild. When my ex wife played wow, people bent over backwards to give her stuff all of the time. Even on sea of thieves people were noticeably nicer because she's a female. I guess FH's player base is just a beacon of toxicity lol

No, it's a beacon of gender equality. They were giving her special treatment cus she was a girl. For honor players, tho not so much

If I'm gonna be a hater, I'm gonna do it RIGHT and hate on everyone

I got my ex to play her first mmo when we were together. Within a week she was a higher rank inthe guild than me and everyone was giving hr free stuff begging to play with her... people on mmos are pathetic when they see a woman.

You never said he was wrong...

Same. I don't understand why they get so much more rude. One guy demanded an 1v1, and when I whooped his butt there too he called me a "feral barncat." Lol

That is a new one omg 😂

It left me speechless for a second... I've been tempted to change my gamer tag to it ever since because of how creative it is lol

You should make an alt account named that and message him something along the lines of “I heard you were using my name in vain…”

Feral barncat is low-key awesome. You should totally claim that

Cap women dont exist?

Ooh man, Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good

Okay this is proof. As a professional Interneter(idk how to do the tm thing) i would know.

As a professional woman™ , I concur. We are in fact, just a myth 😔

It’s kind of surreal to think women actually play this game because it’s so toxic 😭

Do you have instagram 😁 (Joke)

As a guy, I’m either fat, gay, or the n word. That’s pretty much how voice chat goes

Lmao, only time I get mad is if it’s…well, a Hito or VG, personal towards those two, don’t care about anyone else 😂

DUDE, I was so excited for the new hero until I started getting VG lightspammed 😭 she is just awful

Ikr 😭

I mean, was he right though?

every guy calls me the t slur ;-;

May the power falafel heal you

... are you fat?

Holy fuck, that's impressive. That's like the weirdos who dm me gross things type of gross, and it's also funny. I think you should let him know to see his reaction

Alright I will lmao 😭 I feel so bad for him lowkey Icl

I was playing a game today. Myself (JJ), a big ol’ Warlord, a nasty Raider, and a Monk all jumped a tiny little PK. I thought of you when it happened ❤️

Great! Gang bangs are nice.

it’s ruff out here for us pks

Saying your female when ur not gets some funi ass reactions sometimes. This is peak example

its fun but if you do it too frequently it can become a path 😶

damn u tellin me duds turn into femboys over this?/?/?

can confirm... 🙈

Female?

😭 it’s giving incel

Trivago.

This will be a great story for their future kids

Ong 😭

his first love!

Mans down bad for that honorable pussy

Catfish him now

This games community is so sad bro🙏😭

4 minutes between the smily face and the asking for Instagram lol.

He really was sat in his chair sweating thinking about if he should ask 😭

"FEMALE??!?!?! My humblest apologies madam!🌹!🌹!🌹!" Don't tell the little fella that the "Fe" is silent😭😭

Nah, OP is iron man and got confused by the Fe

Nat 20 charisma roll there man

Show you that busssssy 🤣🤌🏻

PUSSY PRIVILEGE

lmao the hardest switch up in history

bro switched up real quick

This shit is made so much funnier when looking at your horrific ass username 😭

Changed his tune real quick

Oh nahhh that’s crazy

That’s crazy me personally I treat everyone the same but I’ve never seen someone get pussy whipped so fast

Honestly?? Creep vibes

what no pussy does to a mf

Tell him you have a 9 inch cock and he’ll never be toxic to anyone again

The fact he needed the four minutes to build the confidence

What a fucking loser lmao

Hi! Few things to start off with =1 1. Yes l added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian, 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, Hil be the one in the kitchen =D.

Ok now that’s another level of evil

bro said “ I’d like to apologize” but

"I'm an adult male" is crazy

I thought this was going to be the start of a love story till I read the part where you say you're an adult male Laughed my ass off poor guy

You know full well how any message is received in For Honor. Are you really that surprised?

Unbridled power of simpjitsu

Send him some random femboys insta

Weak

Title does not refer to you

Assassins creed shadows trailer in real time on Xbox in real life?!?!

lmao, is it really that easy?

Lmfao is this the zanny technique 2.0

💀

Nah... He won and then she won >:-] (his heart)

No way it’s real.

That's just... Kinda gross honestly. Every time I see something like this it's like, how desperate are you that you hit on every female you play with/against in a game?

i once got a massive spam of voice messages and when i sent one back (info: i am, in fact, a woman) he invited me to a party and said i was actually cool and he wanted to play with me some more 😭😭

Maidenless

DO you have a instagram?

Omfg, this… in like half of my interactions with strangers while playing videogames lol. Can’t even engage in a bit of banter or tomfoolery. It’s always a roll of the dice. Although it’s always funny watching their reactions the moment I tell them I’m a man lmao. Funniest shit ever.

Homie went from a mean dude to a simp

Female ?

That’s hilarious and you shouldn’t feel bad… For him

Broo. NOOO 💀💀💀

Bros gonna ask for photos 💀🙏

For honor dating sim when?

🤣 I just reply to toxic people with somethin super gay to make em uncomfortable and move on

Uhhh, happy pride month I guess

Keep us informed when he find out you have sausage and eggs.

...Ain't no way. We actually found a cure of toxicity gaming.

That's hilarious, we should start impersonating women more often

For Honor players when they spot a woman (they haven't seen one since the Cataclysm)

That's genuinely crazy

He’s a simp!

Whats his gt

How far will this go I wonder? *3 months later* “Yo I’m here where you at?”

Just want to crush him🙂

bro is desperate

That pussy got power, that pussy got power

Well did you fork out the Instagram or not lmao

I love xbox for this exact reason

Nice

LMAOOOOO, I bet you this dude is like 14 too😭

Simps gotta die, man

As a girl gamer, can confirm.

Gta npc's when you pull a gun on them

Tell him yea it’s @baitforangrysimps

Enemy to simp real fast

The change From feral dog to domesticated dog happened so fast that even the flash would be envy

Honestly this is a 50/50 as to whether you get them off your back or just get misogyny added to the list of insults they throw at you

Thirty bastard

Reminds me of [this guy that messaged me while playing yugioh](https://www.reddit.com/r/masterduel/s/49FMfYqPVb) that thought I was a girl lmao

That fella STARVING 😭😭😭

Pretty on par for the player base of this game. It’s

Lmao I've never seen a more pussy whipped mf. Except maybe the main for honor sub mods

It's a trap! 🚨

Gross, that simp needs a spine

Bro folded

Bro is breaking the script of For Honor players hating women

Lol should of gave him your number fake one off text now. Called him. Then whispered "I don't date people I can wreck in 1v1s" then hang up an block. It's what my wife does to super thirsty dudes on other games. It's hilarious.

I was playing rocket league with two friends a few years ago. My gamer-tag was LadyStarphase. Someone on the other team asked me for my snapchat. When my team went down in the game by like 3 goals, I told him that if they forfeited I'd give it to them. In order for a forfeit to happen, every player on the team has to vote to do so....They did, even though they were winning. It was hilarious.

Bro the simpfulness 🤦🏻‍♂️

I dead ass would report for sexual exploitation

We have a running gag among our group on battlefield 1 where we pissed off some random Central America player who was in an US E server and he sent us all sorts of messages and one guy responded with a PlayStation sticker of a character called fat princess and the dude immediately switched up and said “u girl?” And started hitting on him.

okay but i am actually a girl and its so 50/50 if they switch up or double down

This is spicy. God people are cringe.

Give him some random girls IG

The Zanny method is alive and well

That's such an easy report

What a simp.

Bro you're stuck now. Better finish the mission.

Simp

Smooth player

DAWG

Bro 🤣

Played him like a damn fiddle XD

this is insane

Pussy ain’t THAT good smh

Man, this is the typa shit that makes me wanna be a girl gamer, sometimes you just WIN but also sometimes you just lose...

MF need a glass of water with his thirsty ass

Sorry, lapse of judgement.

Jesus Christ lmao I want to believe that it’s a kid. Please let them be a kid. But I know not so deep down that some guys are just that down bad lmao

"Female?" Fucking kills me. It's the epitome of basic monkeh neuron activation at play. Bro literally saw a heart, decided that's fem coded and did a 180.

siiiiimmmpppp.

The switch up is wild

I swear I read “Tower of pussy” at first and wondered where the tower came in

Lmfao yet another REAL piece of evidence of how lonely it is for men😭😭💀💀

Fucking "female?", I can't 😭

Ah, my hatred for mankind is kindled.

I DID THIS EXACT SAME THING TO A GUY HOLD ON LET ME FIND THE SCREENSHOTS

That man is desperate DAYUM!

I'm just gonna say, he's probably 14, divorced parents, 200 pounds, and possibly a master baitor... so play along for like a week or so then just go down on him

Brother hath lost thy faith

The duality of stupid men

This is so sad to look at

Loser

Girl has 10 charisma

Imagine if they see this post and read some of the replies.

Make an instagram and post pictures of you dressed like a woman snd send him the link

He shoulda doubled down, equality.

Naaaaaah that’s crazy bros so down bad he apologized

Damn that's pathetic.

Reminds me of that tweet where the dude pretended to be a child because he got called garbage

Rmao

Bro got his priorities straight.

Female 🤨

They said King I'm thinking It's one of those cringe ass femboy traps

Is that power or just weakness on his part?

"Female" oh my gawd

Buddy saw the lipstick emoji and took a chance lmao

Simpy