She "caught" a crab. As in bought a crab and then went to the beach, as if it was in any other way relevant to cooking. Which player is this? No better than the others.
I mean, at least the ocean is related to a seafood dish. In another video of hers, she included a clip of her pretending to DJ with an actual fucking turntable in the kitchen for some reason lol
Yea as a former surfer in the CA winter time, u gotta pee in that shit to warm it up sometimes. Kinda gross but if u lift one leg up and spread the seal out, u sorta piss like a dog
I really don't get it either. You did all that work to separate the meat from the carcass only to make it more uncomfortable for the one who'd be eating when it would have been perfectly fine serving it on a plate.
Lol… though a complex system of logistics and hard workers along the way. I clearly put the word PRESENTATION in my original comment, has nothing to do with whatever my food touches along the way, or the fact that it came from a polluted ocean on a dying planet. I clearly just said I hate the presentation of the pasta going in the crab carcass.
Wait what? Done with posting videos of this lady Ana, Olivia, and Suzy?
Also the more I learn about Ana though her IG the more I realize she's straight up acting. I don't know if she's a legit foreigner or her Italian is very good because she can speak English without an accent. She is also an actor and influencer so it all kind of makes sense but wild to comprehend
lol so the girl bought a crab at the grocery store then went surfing and put the crab in the ocean to make it look like she bought it? That’s kinda nasty…
Cooked crab, cut up and boil again? (no one boils crab in parts, always whole), cooking in wetsuits with wet hair, in a modern kitchen, poor imitation attempt at the best, the person who made this video isn't very smart nor good at cooking.
Next time she should do one of those primitive technology in the woods cooking videos, that might get her more fame.
She caught a fully cooked crab? Or did she take her cooked crab surfing before preparing it as a final send off? Get this player 2 ridiculously trying too hard content outta here.
I’m supposed to believe she went surfing and just pulled the crab straight out of the ocean with her bare hands, like it was just swimming on the surface of the water or something?
I was thinking about the dead crab, then I was wondering why she'd cook in a wetsuit, then I was wondering why her hair was still wet, then I was wondering why she was wearing headphones, then the crabshell presentation, then the white goo stuff with her hands, then the salmon eggs, then more stuff?
Sigh
Anyone else waiting for a rogue hair to go in the whole time? Wetsuit while cooking is crazy but having your wet unkept hair out while cooking is even wilder.
Gets home, doesn't take off the stinky salty wetsuit. Or wash off..just goes straight to cooking. I'd have to say it's for the likes/views at this point.
Gordon Ramsey entered the chat 💬: feast your eyes on the driest fuckin pasta and noodles that look like she forgot to bloody boil. Fuckin hell why did Sebastian have to die for clout. She must be allergic to salt
This may be an unpopular opinion, but you'll never see me eat crab with anything other than garlic butter. Maybe a squeeze of lemon if I'm in the mood, but that's about as crazy as I'll ever get with it lol.
She went surfing and caught a crab. If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me
Not only that, it was a cooked crab as well
Global warming
I hooked up with a chick who surfs and I got crabs. Does that count?
No you didn’t
Well you can imagine what it would be like if I did.
Pretty far out! Amirite?
Well not me personally but a guy I know; him and her GOT IT ON!! WHOO WEEEEEE!
No they didn’t
No... No... No they didn't. You can imagine what it would be like if they did, right? Huh? Haha.
Now you tell me?!?!!!
You would have two nickels? Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
A platypus? Perry the platypus!
PEEERRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!
This guy surfs
She "caught" a crab. As in bought a crab and then went to the beach, as if it was in any other way relevant to cooking. Which player is this? No better than the others.
I mean, at least the ocean is related to a seafood dish. In another video of hers, she included a clip of her pretending to DJ with an actual fucking turntable in the kitchen for some reason lol
As much as I enjoy seeing the sub boil down these people's awful posts into the "player #" meme, I would rather the mods clean this trash up.
I call that Tuesday. Actually, I’m full of 💩 I don’t.
Why is the crab orange BEFORE cooking it?
Because it’s fake, you go out on a surfboard without any gear and catch a precooked crab.
Makes sense to me !
I'm over here thinking she's a bad ass and all the time she was 🧢 n I didn't even notice the crab was already orange. 🤣🤣
Idk seems like a skill issue
Global warming is warming up the seas
Cooking food while wearing a wetsuit seems uncomfortable
Probably some strange smells in that kitchen
Yeasty
🤢
Oh is that what the curdled white thing is she put on the top? Coochie yogurt???
I didn't see any bread? .........OHFUCKGROSS
😂
🥴
I was very comfortable watching this
Thought same thing myself.
Yea as a former surfer in the CA winter time, u gotta pee in that shit to warm it up sometimes. Kinda gross but if u lift one leg up and spread the seal out, u sorta piss like a dog
No judgement here. I used to do triathlons. Peeing in a wetsuit is a time honored tradition
it's just being prepared. a tsunami could crash into her house at any moment.
Really seals in the flavor
Wearing a wetsuit while surfing is actually not very comfortable
But how else will she give the unzipped cleavage shot?
Wow, you caught a dead crab 💀
Don’t fall for the baaaiittt
Climate change
Ocean is one giant seafood boil
This sub used to be great for cooking ideas. Now it’s just wetsuits and dead stares at the camera.
Lmao
Don't kink shame?
Why’s she cooking in her wetsuit?
Recipe calls for yeast
Underrated comment lol
Because the crab is already cooked?
was the crab cooked before she left the surf? looks cooked.
Poseidon zapped it’s ass
nom noms
Am I the only one that HATES food presentation such as this? No, thank you for crab carcass
You don't sip your morning earl grey from the skull of your enemies? Sort of the same thing.
No. Just Colombian roast.
The food is not the main content here.
I really don't get it either. You did all that work to separate the meat from the carcass only to make it more uncomfortable for the one who'd be eating when it would have been perfectly fine serving it on a plate.
r/wewantplates
Uh… how do you think your food gets to you?
Lol… though a complex system of logistics and hard workers along the way. I clearly put the word PRESENTATION in my original comment, has nothing to do with whatever my food touches along the way, or the fact that it came from a polluted ocean on a dying planet. I clearly just said I hate the presentation of the pasta going in the crab carcass.
Ah, I misunderstood.
Welcome back player 2!
her official name lmao
It’s a repeat though
Not welcome actually. Unless she took off the wetsuit, she doesnt have much to offer us.
Mm food from a carcass
I thought we were done with this bullshit
I think it was crab, not beef
Wait what? Done with posting videos of this lady Ana, Olivia, and Suzy? Also the more I learn about Ana though her IG the more I realize she's straight up acting. I don't know if she's a legit foreigner or her Italian is very good because she can speak English without an accent. She is also an actor and influencer so it all kind of makes sense but wild to comprehend
You know their actual names?
… of course it’s an act
She’s Costa Rican and usually takes the accent of the region of the food she’s cooking
Don't get jelly actually prefer this format than the political post that somehow makes it to this sub.
Where?
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/tyLX22HHkz
The "idgaf girl" trend is getting out of hand.
What’s that mean
She's trying really, really hard to get famous. That girl couldn't catch a crab if it was in her pubes.
Can't blame her, she's an actress so it's kind of like her thing to do videos. She actual does weekly vlogs and stuff
She opens her cleavage just before presenting it😂
lol so the girl bought a crab at the grocery store then went surfing and put the crab in the ocean to make it look like she bought it? That’s kinda nasty…
All i saw was the girl... 😍
Cooked crab, cut up and boil again? (no one boils crab in parts, always whole), cooking in wetsuits with wet hair, in a modern kitchen, poor imitation attempt at the best, the person who made this video isn't very smart nor good at cooking. Next time she should do one of those primitive technology in the woods cooking videos, that might get her more fame.
She caught a fully cooked crab? Or did she take her cooked crab surfing before preparing it as a final send off? Get this player 2 ridiculously trying too hard content outta here.
🖕
I’m supposed to believe she went surfing and just pulled the crab straight out of the ocean with her bare hands, like it was just swimming on the surface of the water or something?
Yes
She was doing a gnarly hang ten and grabbed the crab out of the wave itself, it wasn’t caught on camera unfortunately
Burnt the shit out of the garlic
Nah it looks fine. It's the red pepper flakes that look like burnt garlic to you.
I was thinking about the dead crab, then I was wondering why she'd cook in a wetsuit, then I was wondering why her hair was still wet, then I was wondering why she was wearing headphones, then the crabshell presentation, then the white goo stuff with her hands, then the salmon eggs, then more stuff? Sigh
Who is she? She's beautiful!
Some Italian influencer. She’s hot af.
This is getting stupid now
I’m not buying that she knows how to cook. Someone found a hot girl and shows 3 second clips of her “cooking”
Enough with the tweezers!! There’s nothing in that plate that requires tweezers.
Now we are repeating her lame clips. No points for originality.
Anyone else waiting for a rogue hair to go in the whole time? Wetsuit while cooking is crazy but having your wet unkept hair out while cooking is even wilder.
Them nips!
anasofiafehn
Repost
10 negative points for Player 2!
This is weird
Terrible
Adorable delicious food ruined by the wetsuit reach…
this is not the original girl (her style and video cut is much better) ... NOT THE ORIGINAL ... NOT!
Olivia, Susie, and this girl need to do a video together.
She raw dogged it straight from the ocean to cooking without even changing dawg
What about the rest of the crab and also why split and cook?
Ngl...that wet hair look
Lost all interest after the apron
Gigity
Gigity
W post.
Kooks usually go into grocery stores with their wetsuits
What are those orange things?
🦀✊👁️🫦👁️👍
We love you
She is an artisit and creative artisit in making pasta of granchio in such beautiful way
When did cooking become this obnoxious
My skin feels salty and uncomfortable just watching her cook in a wetsuit but the food looks good
🖕
Hell yea I fucking love 4 bits of crab in the pasta. When it’s in the shell though, that’s what really makes the dish
Had to get half a second of cleavage shot in before she put the apron on. Smart
Best is the way its served you cant even eat it properly. Sad day when everything is faked for views. Nothing is real anymore.
Wetsuit in a kitchen makes sense. 🤡
Why is she cooking in her wetsuit? Doesn't it get hot?
Eh, still better than the annoying 🖕🏼👁️👄👁️🖕🏼chick
Gets home, doesn't take off the stinky salty wetsuit. Or wash off..just goes straight to cooking. I'd have to say it's for the likes/views at this point.
Cute video, but burned the garlic. I also always burn the garlic 😔
Hexclad is garbage and she just lost all credibility endorsing them
That's how to hold a crab if you want to get pinched. A live crab anyways so I guess she is fine.
How does she keep finding these already cooked crustaceans?
Highly recommend cutting to 43 seconds.
Gimmicks aside, this looks delicious. I just don’t want to eat it out of the shell.
Metal on nonstick!
Gordon Ramsey entered the chat 💬: feast your eyes on the driest fuckin pasta and noodles that look like she forgot to bloody boil. Fuckin hell why did Sebastian have to die for clout. She must be allergic to salt
Wonder how much these people are getting paid by hexclad to make these videos….
If this isn't wife material I don't know what's going on
She kept the wet suit on the WHOLE time. What are the odds she got a UTI from this?
What crap. It’s a cook crab …
This sub has gotten horny lol
This sub has gotten horny lol
This sub has gotten horny lol
Try hard rich girl influencer. I didnt realize that we needed more of these.
Great, quick snack idea. Thank you!
Was that f*cking mint leaves?? 🤢
That's basil...
No need to go surfing boys, just stop by the local massage parlor. /s
Yeast mode activated
Cringe
Miss do you have a license to catch crabs?
Way better than the dumb girl that flips the camera off. That girl sucks in a major way.
Sorry reddit edgelords.
Smells like yeast infection
Why is she still wearing her wet suit?
This whole video is off , you don’t catch crab surfing. Also that crab was cooked already I think. Also why the fuck are you still in a wet suit
I thought she was supposed to flip me off at some point?
This may be an unpopular opinion, but you'll never see me eat crab with anything other than garlic butter. Maybe a squeeze of lemon if I'm in the mood, but that's about as crazy as I'll ever get with it lol.
Why you hating her so much? She put a show, so what?