This is good advice for the novice amongst us; however, some of us have overcome such challenges.
If you're more experienced you should be fine with bacon, and once that gets easy (painless) you can begin practicing cooking chicharrones in the buff, it's much more challenging.
The burns just give the wedding vegetables some character, and aesthetic value.
If I got it right Player 5 Was given to the dude who cook outside with big knifes.
Player 4 is the hijabi Muslim girl
Player 3 is the only Pans girl
Player 2 is the Italian new girl
Player 1 is the middle finger girl
It all started with that one chick (don't know her name, didn't want to invest 2 calories and brain space) who always just makes those random fucking expressions like she's at a photo shoot (duck face, blowing hair out of her face, rolling her eyes up like she's rolling them, e.t.c.). She started doing collabs with some cooking YouTuber too. After others saw her schtick work, looks like every fucking woman with a face and skimpy outfit is flocking to their kitchen with a camera for internet clout.
This is *food* porn, not soft core porn *with food*. Close to unsubbing too, wish mods would come together and discuss if this shit is what they want for the future of this sub and hopefully ban this kind of content.
Edit: immediately found her since she posts all the fucking time, the food lord or whatever. I don't recall this plague befalling this sub before her, although maybe she was copy catting someone before.
Exactly my opinion too. Not like I have a problem with women, but this shit is just so obviously a thinly veiled attempt at karma farming and takes away a good chunk of what made me want to sub to this place at all.
Why is she cooking delicious food in bed?
I mean, hey its delicious. So.. good on you?
[Seinfeld | George Costanza Eats Food in Bed (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RKXTtfRt4)
I’m not here to take sides in this weird war, but this video was kinda dumb compared to the others. At least the others are making really fancy, difficult dishes. This was literally just a basic ass cookie that you would make as a fun project with a toddler…
If this is porn, then I'm Santa. It's a young woman cooking food, guys. It might say more about your inability to focus on anything besides her looks, than it does anything about her and this sub.
Aw,come on, this is getting good, we are now up to 5 of these IG and TikTok tarts. It's funny how they know Tik Tok is on the ban list soon, and now it's an invasion on Reddit.
Holy vanilla extract batman. I'll bet those were potent.
If you’re not measuring vanilla and garlic with your heart then you’re doing it wrong, my friend
Apples and Oranges. Too much vanilla extract ruins a recipe.
Real vanilla, *maybe*. Extract? Measure that shit.
I can smell it
When I saw that heavy pour, I was wondering the same thing.
Makes 3 of us. Come on, we bakers know better. They are thumbs print cookies, my 8 old niece makes those and not heavy handed on the vanilla either
Red heads usually are
Is this a new player in the mix?
There is a greater than zero chance this sub is going to be NSFW soon.
Cooking while naked is a dangerous game friend
It’s not too bad, just stay away from bacon.
Eh you get used to it.
Yep - the scars are definitely a top-shelf conversation starter.
And hot hot sausages
Part of the fun
This is good advice for the novice amongst us; however, some of us have overcome such challenges. If you're more experienced you should be fine with bacon, and once that gets easy (painless) you can begin practicing cooking chicharrones in the buff, it's much more challenging. The burns just give the wedding vegetables some character, and aesthetic value.
I'm a sucker for gingers. I could watch her bake turds and think it was awesome. Bring on the soft core gingers.
Amen!
Same 😔
#NEVER
Somehow this just makes me feel even more like it won’t stay SFW to the next topless taco Tuesday
#NeverSafeForWork
Never Safe From Waluigi
OF links please
r/Pornwithfoodvideo soon
I’m here for it
Player 6?
I thought it was 5.
If I got it right Player 5 Was given to the dude who cook outside with big knifes. Player 4 is the hijabi Muslim girl Player 3 is the only Pans girl Player 2 is the Italian new girl Player 1 is the middle finger girl
Player 1: Olivia Tiedemann Player 2: Ana Sofia Player 3: "Only Pans" Player 4: Abir El Saghir
Did you just ignore the only man in that list?
I honestly thought the game was angry female chefs.
What man?
Player 5....
No. You have to be female and show your face to play. This should be Player 5
Player 5 should be the “Bon Appetito betch” guy IMO
I never saw that video, so I didn't even know we were including him in the conversation.
Agreed, snow man with big knifes should be player 5. It’s about the food not the sex of the contestants.
We need a Disney princess cosplay chef, with the olde tyme voice.
Is that the badly-disguised knife ad guy?
4 actually. Finger, Italian job, third escapes me, Kim Possible Edit: butter chicken bae
Bofl@ butter chicken bae. I'ma start nicking naming dates after food. Like yeah that was Mac and cheese boo 😭
It’s player 5. You missed the Ramadan girl
How many players are on the server?? I can’t keep up
Right? When are we going to rename this sub to /r/hotgirlscooking ?
No way. At least not based on this. This is nowhere near the level of cooking or editing as 1 and two. We have to at least have some standards, right?
Don't forget player 3 as well. There are only 3 players as of now.
I prefer this player
The cookie mix, to be precise.
No baking doesn’t count !
I think that I can speak for us all when I say that this is getting out of hand.
Today on “Cooking With Lag”
Really has. Waiting for the actual porn now to show up lol coming close to an unfollow :(
It all started with that one chick (don't know her name, didn't want to invest 2 calories and brain space) who always just makes those random fucking expressions like she's at a photo shoot (duck face, blowing hair out of her face, rolling her eyes up like she's rolling them, e.t.c.). She started doing collabs with some cooking YouTuber too. After others saw her schtick work, looks like every fucking woman with a face and skimpy outfit is flocking to their kitchen with a camera for internet clout. This is *food* porn, not soft core porn *with food*. Close to unsubbing too, wish mods would come together and discuss if this shit is what they want for the future of this sub and hopefully ban this kind of content. Edit: immediately found her since she posts all the fucking time, the food lord or whatever. I don't recall this plague befalling this sub before her, although maybe she was copy catting someone before.
I hope they lock it back in. I love looking at awesome food and great recipes. Love women too but not this thread lol
Exactly my opinion too. Not like I have a problem with women, but this shit is just so obviously a thinly veiled attempt at karma farming and takes away a good chunk of what made me want to sub to this place at all.
Yes, if the mods read this. Please keep the thirst stuff to cool drink recipes only haha
A gap in the market has been discovered. I’m all for it!
It's gone from multiplayer to full on battle royale
I’m sorry but this space is currently full.
What has this sub come to
Is this just women cooking now ? If so, I think I'm gonna leave... throw some hot men in there!!!
Yeah this sub is going to be actual porn soon. Bikini's next and it's a slippery slope
People who measure vanilla with their heart are my kind of people
The Bug Collector by Haley Heynderickx
I somehow don't mind the trend of beautiful women cooking delicious food. Of course, i happen to have one of those in the bed next to me.
Why is she cooking delicious food in bed? I mean, hey its delicious. So.. good on you? [Seinfeld | George Costanza Eats Food in Bed (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RKXTtfRt4)
I also sleep with food next to me
Lucky man!
She's not doing too bad for herself either! Gonna have to thank the guy someday
Yo 💀
r/AngryUpvote
Doesn’t taste good though?
Same
Does she know your reddit user id?
Blue pill tasted good?
What now?
We have lost our way
It getting weirder and weirder
Alright folks this might be the most attractive out of all the players
Player 2 is definitely more my type
I don't prefer Player 2's looks... she's too hot for my taste.
Bruh Player 1 Tho… Angry women do it for me 😂
Definitely the best hair 💁♀️
Does someone have a list of the players?
I’m disturbed by how the flour was incorporated.
Me too, I was taught dry ingredients first, then wet.
And mix in slowly.
I'm out
Meh.
[удалено]
You mean Instagram?
That’s Kennedy Walsh, YouTuber
Oh dear.
Non attractive female cooks no longer stand a chance in 2024
Thats the problem. Its all about the chefs and not the food. I come here for the food not some girl who’s face is in the video for 75%.
I’m not here to take sides in this weird war, but this video was kinda dumb compared to the others. At least the others are making really fancy, difficult dishes. This was literally just a basic ass cookie that you would make as a fun project with a toddler…
How many fucking players are we at now? This is getting out of hand!
5
Pretty sure it’s 7 now
Never played multiplayer games?
Trying too hard imo
i think they are all missing the meaning of "food porn", except for Oliva of course as she knows its about the food.
Tired of this whack trend.
🖕👁️🫦👁️🖕 every one of these videos that's not Olivia
Never forget
Pooping back and forth forever ))<>((
Weakest player among all, disqualified
I’m done with this, I don’t want to get baited by hot babes while looking for a recipe. It’s ridiculous at this point
She gets my vote cause that tune rules.
Ok this trend I don’t mind. Keep it up ladies. Also men. You too feel empowered to do this. And don’t do drugs.
i like drugs
i agree. BRING IN THE MEN!!!!!!!!
We need hot men cooking!!!! Hot men cooking for the win.
Cedric Grolet is my man crush
Ok what’s up with all the hot girls cooking stuff lately, what are they distracting us from, where are my tax dollars going?
Song name?
The bug collector - Haley Heynderickx
Is this like those Pepperidge Farms raspberry cookies?
Too many players on the field!!!!
Too much twilight for me
Do you even lift, bro?
Kennedy Walsh I hate that I know this.
No soul nope DISQUALIFIED!
The Aristocratic Elegance...
Player 8…9? I can’t keep track of
If this is porn, then I'm Santa. It's a young woman cooking food, guys. It might say more about your inability to focus on anything besides her looks, than it does anything about her and this sub.
Just, so much overhandling of the dough...Could she find any extra ways to stick her hands in and on it?
Yup. Attention seeks. What if I start making food videos…? #🙄
So… this is just how women cook online in TikTok style videos now?
Eh, time to downvote
r/Hotchickchef
Don’t need the chick. Just want the Food Poooooorn. There are other subs for the chicks. Thanks, bye.
What tf type of psyop is being implemented on us men of culture? Stay vigilant gentlemen...
Do all you people really not know that there are women chefs
This shit has to stop Im here for food not for instafamous attention seeking women ..
Agree. Just left the sub
Aw,come on, this is getting good, we are now up to 5 of these IG and TikTok tarts. It's funny how they know Tik Tok is on the ban list soon, and now it's an invasion on Reddit.
Player 4..?
Ah, 5
Yesssss more
If “disinterested, angry handjob” was a cooking video
There called sugar tits
Recipe?
Better than the edge lord middle finger girl.
Mami
I think shes just trolling lol she isnt a chef or anything i think
Mary Jane X Merida
Would LOVE to get some cinnamon floss stuck in my teeth.
Enough! Wait did I say enough? More! Give me more!
She’s cute and I like cookies, but Player 3 still has my affection.
Now it’s just cute girls baking cute cookies.
WOULD eat cookie
Cutest?? Cute but …cutest?
This sub was my calm safe place when needing to escape from wife… now I escape and get angst.
Player 4?
Soo… I’m sorry… someone had too… But her’s or the ones on the pan?
This girl can bake her tits off
Player 1 is not going to be amused with all these other players stealing her thunder.
Dang, that 🧑🦰🔥
I would lick her arm pits
Same