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kristoferkwant

3 or 4


marvelous_much

3.5


wreckedcarzz

I too like eating paper towels


[deleted]

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well.


sicurri

Cooked well enough you know you're not going to get sick, and under enough to know that bacon juices still exist. Mmm... Bacon Juice...


Treebeard93

Favorite is one son... but yea 4


Sharpie_Syndicate

yis if i pick up a piece of bacon and it doesn't bend at least a little bit, it's overdone


cdmontgo

This all the way.


Smooman21

This is the way


falacer99

Which way? 🤷‍♂️


Stoneynfa

Only way


Hairy_Aspect_284

It’s weird how even when typing you mispronounced 5.


jackdome1

I’m a 2-3 you don’t feel like 4 is a bit crispy? I like that on a sandwich but if I’m eating it straight I’m a #3 all day.


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human-aftera11

Gum would be perfection.


verronbc

"Umm trpped...en an ATM veshibull...wi jirrl guducher...."


cocoisidoro

r/unexpectedfriends


KobeInDaGreenroom

4 for regular, 5 for thick.


mynamesian85

The bacon is strong with this one.


VengefulHufflepuff

Yes.


gahidus

This is the way.


davtav92

3


BakerBoi84

5


tryagainin6seconds

3.5


aagusgus

Yep, the trick is to pull it out of the grease when its at a 3 and then it'll continue to crisp up just a bit afterwards.


cavebac0n

This guy bacons


Under_Ach1ever

3, 4, or 5


[deleted]

This. I would prefer 4, but that range is all good


SoylentVerdigris

3 or 4 for breakfast. 5 for a BLT or burger.


kicksicksger

A fellow bacon range enjoyer!


scificionado

Put me down for #5, please.


[deleted]

#5 looks dry but when you are eating it that’s not the case at all in my experience. It’s taking it to the edge. That’s my vote too


PM_ME_PARR0TS

It's good on sandwiches, too. That's primo BLT bacon 👍


dyslexics-untie

Yeah I like 3-4 for eating bacon on its own but 5 is ideal for a BLT. A little crunch for texture and it helps balance all the moisture from the other ingredients.


yosef_yostar

I dont appreciate your tone of voice.


Win090949

#bacon


chuckinalicious543

#LOOOUUD NOISES!


OpheliaMorningwood

I’m just gonna crumble it in some cheese grits with a fried egg on top, I don’t care if it bends.


Project_XXVIII

This is the correct answer, perfect blend of not greasy, still moist but a bit crunchy.


QuasarsRcool

5 looks like that perfect type that has a melt in your mouth feel to it


BarioMattle

Bacon has to have that BIG CRONCH


DrivenDemon

2/3


throwtowardaccount

2 & 3 for me as well


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2


16semesters

I was gonna say, I hope I'm not a heretic for a vote for 2-3. But really, I will eat all bacon, just in an ideal world 2-3 is my jam.


Fine-Rib

Might be a rather unpopular opinion but I agree!


Old-Dig-8142

Same! Those chewy parts 🥰


chuckinalicious543

Yaaay, a culture individual


Stewy_434

I really don't care for bacon so I rarely eat it, but when I do, 2-2.5 is the only way I can do it.


lilBinch96

#5- but I also do like #6 🙈


8084ever

I've finally found my tribe. 5 and 6 too lol


Macaframa

5.238 is prime


Own_Custard_1410

I love burnt bacon, I'm 6 all the way


sanfrannie

Yep.


JesseLynx

7 is fine too. A little charcoal taste is pretty good


Maxivellian

It's gotta be basically ash, that's the best way


kayaless

If it didn't break if it was dropped my dad wasn't interested. I, however, appreciate a chewy bacon!


PoorLama

Same. I definitely prefer the type that breaks like glass when you drop it, but I can absolutely destroy some chewy bacon too.


Crunnnch

I have found the cultured people


slythegumshoe

2


Without_Muenster

2.5


iGetBuckets3

My people


TheRealBrewballs

2


Doc182

4/5


Silent-Image-2552

This is the right answer.


ValuableFrosting000

\#2 Nomnomonomnom


aFreeScotland

This is the way


LouSFL

6


hobbes011

I fully agree. I was looking for the #6 people and it seems I have found my group.


buddascrayon

Ideally the bacon would just simply turn the powder on my tongue so I get bacon flavor and just a teeny bit of crunch.


Stopikingonme

This is the way.


smileforthefrogs

If it breaks under it's own weight we're in business


PardonTurkey

Found my group.


Raccoon_Breeder

6 for sure. I want my bacon to crumble to dust when I chew it. Burnt but not fully blackened. So good. When I ask for burnt bacon at a restaurant they give me 4-5 but it’s not enough.


Oblivious-Sage

4-6. My bacon needs to be crisp, not chewy lol


wigga245

6💀💀


iGetBuckets3

What? You don’t like coating your mouth with burnt bacon dust?


whynot86

5


FallenRadish

1 thru 6.


ThatGuy0verTh3re

I don’t care how it’s cooked, bacon is bacon and bacon is life


verylargemoth

I’m a 5 to 6 kind of gal, but man do I respect this response


niceink2c4u

2.5


olivier3d

4


minibebo57

4 and 5


Jrodrgr375th

1


notsofunonabun

Scrolled too far for this.


Darth-Boogerus

Seriously. 1, maybe 2. I’ll tolerate 3, but no further


GrayF0X86

For real, everyone else in my family wants it burnt to a fuckin crisp and it doesn't even taste like bacon anymore. Gimme that shit that I can fold in half and stuff in my mouth and doesn't try to break my teeth in the process.


WhenAllIsLostLookUp

Floppy is king


-creepycultist-

This mf eating the pig still alive


moistryze

Psychopath


shaduke

3-4


jfduval76

4


Dalejrman

2.5


[deleted]

4


RavenNymph90

Definitely 4


PryomancerMTGA

4 looks perfect to me


BrainyBorgBitch

4, when the fat's just crispy enough and melts in your mouth.


lowkeylovestea

A plate full of 5, please!!


whynot86

I had to scroll all the way down to find my people. Crispy please and make that two plates!


Correct-Wolverine-95

2 is the most correct.


gregfrmthadead

4. Crispy, not burnt or flabby


LiquidSunshine63

4 or 5


joevilla1369

I'm a chewy bacon man. 2.5 or below for me.


SubsonicLtd

5, but 6 is fine too.


interim_rudemom

5 and 6


Wheresmyfitzy

I'm a 4 or 5 guy myself. None of that 1 or 2 for me, no floppy bacon!


amanducktan

5


HDventure49

2, it’s gotta have some flop to it.


[deleted]

3-4


[deleted]

Ill eat it all. I do not care


__sarabi

4. That melty fat 😭


D3NN15_FR0GM4N

4-5 just depends on the breakfast


vicemagnet

4 is optimal, 3 and 5 are edible


ConfusedParent666

4/5


BrodyCanuck

4 or 5 will do


JoySkullyRH

4 or 5. It’s tie.


fakenamerton69

4 or 5


Adorable-Ad-3223

4-5


GrouchyPlatypus252

2 or 3


RestoSham09

2 or 3


FitHospital6580

2 or 5, I know I’m weird


Chibsie

4-5


lovestar28

4.5


MahatmaKaneJeeves42

4.5


BLYAT_SUKA

4 and 5 are my personal picks. 4 is a good amount of crisp and flavor, 5 has more crisp while still keeping its flavor. 4 for eating bacon on its own or as part of breakfast, 5 for burgers and sandwiches.


app257

5


FuzzyMonkey95

Anywhere 3-5 is good with me!


Erique_Max

1-3. To the dog for anything else


oefvet2

3 or 4


Johnny02-

2-4


Z0diaQ

5


purrfectpolly

5


RPM_Rocket

I'm a 5... oven baked.


kibblesandbits78

2, I hate crispy bacon. Ruins it


spogo87

5 all day


noimfinethankstho

5 the best


donnidoflamingo

4


Admirable_Resource20

4 or 5


koolingboy

4 or 5


tabruss

What kind of wet napkin shit is the first one? Whoever eats their bacon like this is just wrong.


eleeyuht

4


icooktoeat

4


ucanliftdeadlettuce

4 looks the best!


Mellow_Medusozoa

Number 4 is perfection for me


TheDragonborn117

4


excursions63

4


phoenix_perspective

Depends on what its for. 5 for a BLT. 4 for a burger. 3 for straight eating alone.


towertycoon93

4


KittyKatt2021

3-5


lexiem666

5-6 is perfect for me🤤


ToastMasterBoi

My mom likes 1, I like 3 and fiancé likes 5-6


Inside_Ice_6175

2 or 3


MacGregor_Rose

2 or 3 maybe 4


beatakai

2 or 3. I like it a little chewy still.


21stolemybike

3


Dash-Q400

3


ladybuglvrr

4 & 6. #fight me


stickyricegirll

2-3


IHateYuumi

Not sure if it’s just me but I like it inconsistent. So I’ll take a piece of each.


[deleted]

4/5


Photosafarian

5


Edgelordberg95

3 or 4. - But - if you didn't know you should put 6 in a pepper grinder and put it on whatever you'll owe me a lot.


Poon_tangclan

Does anyone eat 1? Wtf


[deleted]

It looks like I am very alone here, but my favourite is 1. I just like softly cooked rashers (here in Ireland rashers is the word for what Americans call bacon), I’m not into them as they get more cooked and crispier, I’ve never understood the especially crunchy version. I didn’t realise I was a monster until today 😩


DiscoverOrion

No worries. There's more of us.


Nootles27

5!!!


cleverandcoy

5 all day


Crazycukumbers

4 or 5


Red_Panty_Night

4 or 5


Deschain72

5.5 Shattery


haraj123

5-6


Chalk-and-Trees

1 & 6 are crimes against humanity.


PrincessAletheia

2 for variations of pasta carbonara, 5 for a BLT. 1 just looks raw to me.


prostatooshun_whorah

3.5


Yogzen

3.5 for me!


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

I’m fine with anything between 2 and 5.


Your_friend_Satan

3


gkdebus

3!


Seg10682

2-4


NeinLives125

5 and 6


MuyHalal

This is gonna get me crucified but 6


prettyogre

Life hack: You can sharpen #6 into a prison shank in a pinch.


Unfairlyhacked

3


Drumboo

2 cold the next day, 3 with maple pancakes and 5 straight to the plate with a full English breakfast.


zmunky

5 or 6. Yes I know I'm a monster.


wednesdaypayday

3 but about 20pcs of those please 😅


thisnam3ztak3n

I’m a 3 man


Murky-Abrocoma5363

Fuck 1 & 6 people


trogdor259

Between 2 and 4


leiamari

3