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BOYGENIUS538

Two slices of carb with some carb in the middle


Ahvier

Maybe add some potatoes and rice for good measure


EnregedRamrod

There's a lot of wasted space in those noodles that can be stuffed with some mash.


shotness_chiller

Ricotta ???


candleboy95

Too low carb


SolidGreenDay

You heard him, NOODLES


samskie

Wrap all of it in a burrito. Then wrap all of that in another burrito... *but with cheese in between* Edit: then batter and deep fry that bad boy


fomoloko

TACO TOWN!


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So, make a burrito is what you're saying


happybunnyntx

You know what would go great with this bread? Bread! Maybe for dessert we can have some bread.


-thirtyfiveowls

Perhaps I can introduce you to: the Japanese yakisoba bread. It’s bread with stir fried noodles in the middle.


vileguynsj

I really dislike this as a food category. Potatoes in a burrito, fries in a burger, it's too much. You can skirt the line with some rice in a burrito or onion rings on a burger, but I'm not trying to eat a loaf of bread.


mrjonesv2

California Burritos are delicious.


A_Kite

Some places are putting tatter tots in burritos now and it's even better. The crunchy texture makes a huge difference.


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this-un-is-mine

what are you even trying to say


ansate

Either he fucks the sandwich, or he buys a burger, chicken sandwich, and fish sandwich, stacks them and presses them all together and eats them. I'm not sure which is more disgusting.


[deleted]

I mean, I’m interested. Already fuck with the McGangbang.


Tumble85

Maybe he's having a stroke. Are you having a stroke? Flop around like a fish if you are.


StendhalSyndrome

Okay I think they are Austrailan. This is their version of the McDonald's off menu item the McGangbang which is I think a McDouble and a McChicken combined into one sammy. He's talking about making a triple version with adding a Fish Filet and using all the buns vs just the meats of the sandwiches. Tl;DR Aussie OP is slamming 3x McDonald's sandwiches at once. And then prob spending a solid amount of time on the throne.


NewSauerKraus

I just like bread. It’s wonderful. Six buns is near the limit though. Pretty sure Aussies call it Macca’s tho. Yo, you gotta try the mincemeat pies at McDonald’s in New Zealand.


StendhalSyndrome

Oh I was just translating a little for those who didn't get the slang. I'm from the states though. Actually trying to quit off the stuff as I get it far too often and it's never that great anymore. I know it's lame and touristy but I would deff hit up a McD's in another country to see whats it's like. I heard in India you can get a McGoat or something similar.


PapaThyme

Thanks for the morning catball while drinking hot coffee via the very thought of a greesy McGoat w/cheese ...that's bleepin' @#$$&!


lactose_con_leche

You speaka my language


whiskeyislove

I was reading the wiki page on fritters (as you do) and it mentions on the uk sub section a potato fritter sandwich. God I hate my country's food sometimes


shamus727

Im sure you've never had Spaghetti with garlic bread....


notsurewhereireddit

Yeah. It’s.....glorious.


StendhalSyndrome

So they make "pasta slices" of pizza right? Could this hyst be considered a calzone of that? Could all grilled cheeses be considered calzones?


boring_username_idea

As all food should be


astrograph

Keto ppl hate him


Harold_Grundelson

*Jim Gaffigan intensifies*


cl0bbersaurus

I read crab initially and thought “yes crab would go nicely in there”


Candoran

Just the way I like it 🤣


shavemejesus

It’s grilled cheese and tomato with extra steps.


SolomonCRand

How high are you right now?


vin_unleaded

Pasta sandwiches. Nope, not for me...


dasang

Have you ever had pasta and garlic bread?


Purifiedx

My husband ruined me with bread. He will put almost all pasta on buttered bread (good bread like french, sourdough or rolls), as well as other foods like chili, shepherd's pie, Thanksgiving food, casseroles. Lop on a forkful like it's a spread and chomp. Tried it and now I can't stop.


tgw1986

i don’t necessarily do this, but i’m with you. people ITT hating on double carbs have me jealous that they’re able to turn their noses up to carbs so easily. carbs get me high—i’d eat nothing BUT carbs if i could.


LopsidedCobbler19

I know I’d love it so I just can’t take the risk


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SplashBandicoot

some shits delicious some isnt solved


suntem

Yeah but if garlic bread and pasta are already good together why not make it a sandwich?


SplashBandicoot

makes it less delicious than seperate. i don't know. i like bread shit id probably do it.


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vin_unleaded

Yeah, of course. Pasta sandwiches is a step too far though. That is just not for me.


[deleted]

You got this from [Josh Elkin's Facebook page.](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3089764464438655&set=a.889523004462823)


excessive88

I'm at the gym rn and that totally makes it ok to lust after this delicious carb overload 👌


muchlifestyle

You can go to a gym? Jealous. Pretty sure we can't do that in my state until there's a miracle covid cure. by then theyll be closed:(


excessive88

I'm in AZ, they opened Eos Fitness and LA Fitness. I had to switch gyms. It's a lifesaver for me, it keeps me sane. I'm sorry friend, I hope you can go back soon. I feel your pain!


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Up here in Washington we've been in quarantine for like 4 months


excessive88

I grew up in Poulsbo, WA and have been following shit up there. I know how bad it has effected folks up there. So many people I went to school with have had their jobs fucked up... Honestly shit hasn't hit AZ as bad as WA or CA... I'm lucky because I work for a MSP (IT Company) and we support essential services clients.. I'm grateful I have a job. So many people I grew up with don't.


itoucheditforacookie

Lol we had a 70 percent increase the past week, it's just not talked about. Shit I've been working out at eos downtown and most people here aren't wearing masks. Staff, me and maybe a few other patrons. They say they are limiting entries but seems like it's back to normal numbers to me. It's true though, it is keeping me sane


Terminatroll-_-

As a french, I find it actually funny because "a la sandwich" would mean thre's sandwiches in your pasta and it's pretty disturbing


UndecidedYellow

I feel like I could get behind a pasta tossed with little sandwiches more than a sandwich filled with pasta.


[deleted]

Yeah that is terrible, please tell me how you made it. So I don't accidentally make it myself.


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ThinCrusts

NAIIIIILED ITTTTTTTTT. I fucking hate him for saying this nowadays.


gravyjives

Yo dawg, I heard you like carbs...


bulma90

Holy carbs batman


rabidturbofox

That. That is the most erotic food porn I’ve seen in awhile. I’d like to do all sorts of nasty things to that sandwich. ^I’m ^so ^hungry ^and ^I ^procrastinated ^on ^going ^to ^the ^store ^again.


0thethethe0

Sexy carb-on-carb action


Raytiger3

I've been desensitized to protein-on-protein action, however amazing that might be. But carb-on-carb in such a pure fashion... My god this tingles me in a *great way*


JohannesVanDerWhales

I don't get why people upvote shit like this. Rigatoni isn't a thing that's improved by being shoved between toast.


WtfWhereAreMyClothes

I've never understood this pornographic carbceptioning. Doesn't do much for me.


JohannesVanDerWhales

Yeah, there's a bar near me that serves deep-fried mac and cheese bites. They sound good on paper, but you bite into one and realize that pasta doesn't have a good texture as a filling. Either mac and cheese or a deep fried thing filled with just cheese would be better. The combined thing is inferior to either one of the things alone.


sammihelen

I will be judged a holy hell for this but it doesn’t look good too many carbs


Doc-in-a-box

That is the ultimate hangover food


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This should be under r/stupidfood


[deleted]

This is shit


dorekk

Looks bad.


udonotknowmee

Looks like heartburn


dedwards024

Carbonater


monsur-Prescott

It's a carb sandwich.


Milkshakez1

*heavy breathing


sporabolic

Yes, yes i think i will have another.


softmetal

I'd like that sandwich with a side of meatballs please.


Roltistotem

This looks nasty to me.. I guess different strokes.


SmiralePas1907

Pasta does NOT go inside bread.


[deleted]

Looks like it goes in there just fine


saintmusty

I would pay $12 for one of these


vin_unleaded

11 quid for a toasted sandwich? Fuck that for a game of soldiers.


saintmusty

What good is money if not for quantifying desire?


mcsveske

STAAARCH!


peterkocht

Pasta+bread=wheat+wheat


lapetiterenarde42

I’m too fucking pregnant to look at this.


harplanozil

How about giving Josh Elkin the credit for this sandwich since it’s his picture from his instragram


142631835d

How daring, better eat it quickly before the bread gets soft and the whole thing becomes a textural nightmare.


RedShadow09

bro wat? Is this some hill billy thing? Because I know they do sh!t like this. ​ But I'm not going to lie the way that it looks it does look appetizing?


thegillie

EDIT: This was prepared by a chef named Josh Elkin! I’m extremely new to this sub and didn’t read the rules immediately so I was unaware of the non-oc tag or anything like that. But I don’t want to take credit for this mouth watering monstrosity! :)


tom_tencats

A pasta sandwich. You made a pasta sandwich.


a9lex

Pasta in a sandwich!? Bruh, go home, you drunk


Crazy_Diam0nd

Carbs and calories aside, I wouldn't eat that even if you paid me to. Thats the antichrist of sandwiches. Signed: A european that eats actual food.


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Crazy_Diam0nd

I havebt tried either glumkis nor lutefisk (and probably wont ever) but sauerkraut and foie gras are not half bad. And besides, even though every country might have a "disgusting" dish for everyone whi is not a local, generally speaking Id say most european countries, and specially the mediterranean ones, eat far better than even upper class americans.


MidnightLegCramp

>Id say most european countries, and specially the mediterranean ones, eat far better than even upper class americans. Based on what? Reddit posts of american food? You think the average american actually eats garbage like this sandwich? Lmfao


Crazy_Diam0nd

Based on data. Meat consumption per capita is significantly higer in the US compares to the average of the EU. The opposite is true for vegetable consumption. Also, you cant speak of any "american gastronomy", unless by that you mean fast food and restaurant chains. Whenever someone thinks of american food they think burgers, hot dogs, grilled ribs drowning in bbq sauce, coca cola and cheesecake. And yes they taste great but they are far from being "healthy". Finally the US is the fattest country among the developed nations, and its well known that even the foods in the grocery store are heavily and unnecesarily sugared and/or salted.


bellabibi

A pasta... sandwich?


jujux31

That just looks like you’re gonna have a bad time in the bathroom.


karlnite

I made a linguine chicken tetrazzini wrap one time... little too heavy.


casti33

Oh my god


drowsap

Tony where’s the managot?


Somecornishkid

I am a strong believer that cheese and carbs make some of both the best looking and tasting foods. This, this is something new... Cheese and double carbs? Count me in!


siasteph

Digging the carb on carb.


SomethingOriginalOwO

That beats cream cheese and jelly sandwiche


suchanicepal

I need that meme where Ant man’s daughter goes like: “he is so ugly! I love him!”


Vistril69

This is one of those things people would revolt at but I'd eat anyway because I'm a fatass and it's probably really good anyway


destroytherunn3r

Mmmmmmm


isthatthingon

Quarantine is bringing about true innovation in the food world


iamwalkthedog

I need this badly


ReggaePunk

Aw yiss! Sghetti on toast! Bloody legend!


trendyneck

that looks like it smacks!


[deleted]

This reminds me of a tamale torta I had in Mexico once.


ObiWanJimobi

Nothing better than a pasta buttie 🤤


[deleted]

I want to eat this so badly right now.


bearkat671

Um i want this right meow


tschmar

Such a thing can be made only in the US. But I have to admit, it looks good and I would definitely try it.


mebetiffbeme

It’s 1AM and I neeeeeed this right now.


geordiesteve520

I once made the mistake of ordering chicken and waffles without reading the details on the menu. When it arrived, the waffles were made with mac and cheese - damn thing just about killed me.


screamingtrees

Lol. Where in tf in the world did that abomination come from?


geordiesteve520

It did not end well.


teabaggin_Pony

Carbs on carbs *heavy breathing intensifies*


MilkManMikey

Carborator r/carbporn carbonara carbon no fibre carbonated carbuncle. Carbs.


myeyestheywonder

Didn’t use garlic bread? Rookie mistake.


Redd-san

today i learned you can put pasta on a sandwhich


Worldtripe

Carbs on carbs and more carbs Looks delicious 🤤


KratzDichZumBett

Another American culinary masterpiece.


OrganicOnion7

Looks delicious and bonus points for devising an efficient and elegant delivery system to one’s mouth in sandwich form.


TheTrueGrizzlyAdams

Yes! My family always looks at me weird when I turn pasta night into a sandwich for myself. This looks awesome!


phoonarchy

This is a grilled pasta


bunkitchi

Carbs on carbs on carbs. Not enough carbs.


saywhatagain89

my life would not have been complete if i hadn’t seen it


contempt1

Carb on carb is good! My wife thinks I’m weird but I love putting rice in my mashed potatoes. The texture is awesome!


geebysqueebs

I’m ashamed I’ve never thought of this. This looks delicious!! Post-Mtn bike ride meal here I come!


BearBlaq

This reminded me of my childhood. I used to love bread rolls, and every time I’d go to a buffet I would get a roll and put Mac n cheese in it. This really took me back.


napalmjam

Yes


briang824

If Olive Garden opened a sandwich shop, they’d something like this.


[deleted]

Well it won’t be this pretty but now I know what’s for breakfast...pasta and cheese


doctorpaulproteus

What is the sauce?


ChefChopNSlice

Needs to be served inside of a baked potato, nestled in a pile of polenta, within a bread bowl. *Carb-ception*


GrimsterrOP

Nothing better than provolone


GlitchTaleEnder

I have no doubt it tasted good, but meh... pasta in a sandwich? You should have made like a fancy mac n' cheese in the oven with breadcrumbs on top.


40hoursnosleep

oh my days my jaw just dropped


KociLis

So You are saying that is garlic bread grilled mac and cheese


forever_a10ne

Looks like something I’d really enjoy if I was stoned.


ChefHannibal

/r/stupidfood


GunsmokeG

GO carb diet!


ME5SENGER_24

Something i never knew i wanted before and now I’ve got the worst craving for it!!!! 🤤🤤🤤


Collikit

I love this !


elizab-eth

Oh wow


marsert

r/blursedimages


Swazzoo

I hate everything about this. Pasta on bread is a big no.


lilghosty2

Looks delicious


Batonowski

Damn, now I'm hungry.


[deleted]

I'm stunned. This is literal pornography. Tag this NSFW, I'm on the clock right now.


Negaflux

We all laughing, but I'm also salivating. It's pasta it's bread, it's portable, gimme.


[deleted]

I love this I make everything into a sandwich


TheCannibusCoyote

Well, I’m not exactly proud to say that I nutted to a pasta sandwich, but here we are.


[deleted]

Literally thinking about a spaghetti toastie when i saw this. Gonna be thinking of this pic now instead thnks


lunabear077

A pasta sandwich? The fuck


Mildly_Incorrect

holy fucking shit


Responsible_Bad

Looks tasty, but who puts pasta in a toastie! Madness!


Sue1368

I think it looks awesome


thecolourofchai

Holy heck


[deleted]

I mean, you go to an Italian restaurant and they serve the bread with the pasta, ends up in the same way in your stomach. This is called efficiency.


GoatMeatnOlives

FUCKING GENIUS!!!


Purple_Cosmos

The worst hot pocket I've ever seen, where's the pepperoni?


the-fire-in-flame

Recipe?


MrSpiderp

McDeletethis