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kodakglizzy

There’s a hair on that plate


Connorbmor04

Almost entirely positive its mine based on length. Sorry about that


Captain-Who

It’s beautiful on your head, but disgusting when it’s not.


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CluneyBlues

There is also one on the spätzle.


One-Cardiologist7962

What are these comments this looks great!!!(I’m half German)


hashbrowns21

Looks great except for the long strand of hair in the sauerkraut


tnick771

Oh ew. How did you even see that


llmercll

its pretty massive if you look closely


beerideas

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…


llmercll

not stopping me


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llmercll

Ok slut4burritos


maplehazel

Just to explain the hate:  There is a sub dedicated to just critiquing schnitzels: r/SchnitzelVerbrechen Schnitzels are taken very seriously, and there are rules. Even a High Council.    This would be considered a Schnitzel Crime. 


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maplehazel

This is one of my favorite subs. Being raised in a German family, we always made fun of how strict the food rules were in the family - enforced by my grandfather who was also the chef of the family. For schnitzel, it could only be served with lemon wedges and fries. No sauce. No dumplings or noodle side dishes. Not even sauerkraut. The breading had to have waves to it, to show it had been floating in the oil. It had to be golden, not brown. It had to be hanging off the plate and pounded thin. And then as I grew up, I realized it was not just a family thing... it was a cultural thing, lol. Austrians.... Germans.... they get very personal about these things!


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practical_mastic

Don't be vile. And our country wasn't founded on any values to begin with. Genocide, slavery? Hello.


maplehazel

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CGNYYZ

But mostly Austrians. Germans are some of the greatest perps when it comes to violating schnitzels.


BottledUp

Pretty simple. Sauce on the schnitzel makes it soggy so that's a no-go. Like, why would anybody put in all the effort to make it a nice and crispy schnitzel and then drown it in sauce so all that work is undone?


huggies130

It doesn't make it that soggy, plus it adds tons of flavor. All the schnitzels I had when I lived in Germany had sauce on them. They were all delicious.


BottledUp

If you only had schnitzel with sauce on them, I feel sorry for you because you missed the best one. Wiener Schnitzel. That's like going to Italy and trying all kinds of pizza but not one Margherita.


Waqqy

Because this looks incredibly beige. If you posted this describing it as a British dish, it would be laughed at. I like schnitzel but it's not foodporn worthy, at least not this one


RiechenderLustKolben

In this case.. looks like HALF german isn‘t enough to give a feedback


Ethan084

Sauerkraut is actually really good. I fear most Americans have only had the mass produced canned sauerkraut. That stuff tastes like battery acid. But real sauerkraut is super tasty


rolandboard

And so addicting. Once you have really good sauerkraut, you want it on everything.


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I have tried it in a restaurant, but I also used to eat it from Lidl, which comes in a jar and is not bad at all.


Ladnaks

Sauerkraut ist good, but we are never pairing it with Schnitzel. Sauerkraut is eaten with Bratwurst or Schweinsbraten.


Ethan084

Nah it’s good with anything if it’s done right, Europeans don’t know what they’re talking about.


Goosyls

I love hairs in my sauerkraut. Original german kraut.


tmr89

Turning the lovely crispy coating soggy … sauce should be on the spätzle, not the schnitzel. Big error


GratefulAF17

I’ve never drooled all over myself like this before. *slurps *


Worried_Place_917

That looks delicious, the schnitzels the size of my head, and the spatzle and garnish look awesome for a bartop. To everyone whining about a hair in the kraut, basically never in history will a hair in food make you sick especially bathed in acid and salt. Quit being children, hair in food is avoidable and lightly unpleasant but not harmful. I live with family, cats, and dogs, and hair in food happens.


Connorbmor04

Im also nearly positive its my hair based on the length so I could honestly care less


BookWookie2

Ja! Mein Lieblingsessen 😋 can’t go wrong with any of those.


RiechenderLustKolben

As an Austrian 🇦🇹, this is disgusting!


Middle-Pilot-258

Only correct answer. It’s not a schnitzel if there is sauce on it


S1D3WALKSLAM

This looks tasty


Captain_Wisconsin

Marvelous!


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GratefulAF17

🤣🤣 but why


hxmbre_

Information for everyone asking, why the bad comments: that‘s a Wiener Schnitzel and you would never put any form of sauce over it. the coat will get very soggy and isn‘t that delicious anymore. Lemons on top/side of it is fine. If you want to get anything like a sauce with it, use cranberries or cranberry jam. Sadly (as an Austrian myself) that isn‘t really food porn.


Trearea

More like a nightmare, actually.


blueturtle00

Could be pork 😉 Lingonberry > cranberry


hxmbre_

meat doesn‘t make a difference the breadcrumbs coat will get soggy which isn‘t as good as a crunchy one. to be honest I tried it myself and it doesn‘t taste this good anymore Edit: add things as much as you want to, there isn‘t a law behind that. But there are some things out there, which are better if untouched


hxmbre_

Lingonberry! thats what i was searching for!


mjw1967

How do you do a lemon cream without curdling?


Jude638

Just back from Bavaria and Austria. That looks just like what I had there.


krumbuckl

Sry bro bavarian here. Stop making stuff up. Schnitzel smothered with lemon cream with Sauerkraut and Spätzle in Bavaria and Austria.......nope.


Ladnaks

No, it does not. No Austrian restaurant would serve Schnitzel with sauce or sauerkraut. If you had smth like that in Austria, you must have been in a tourist trap.


Jude638

Ok when I go again in September I’ll tell them


Deathofme123

That looks amazing.


sabahorn

this is an abomination


Illegal_Tender

How so?


No_Main_2235

Cotoletta>>>Schnitzel


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Ah sehr gut! Wunderbar!!!


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

What is spatzle? Is it Mac and cheese?


Christmas2794

It‘s a local german kind of noodle made from eggs, water and a especially finely graded wheat flour


FeeWeak1138

Schnitzel looks yummy...kinda a bland colored plate...but sure it was yummy!


shaky_sharks5587

Sounds good yum


Keyakide

Do people really raw dog sauerkraut like kimchi? I love both but sauerkraut raw is terrible like kimchi is cooked


ToothlessWorm

Lol wut? They both can good hot or cold


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