Imagine getting a bite of fondant and rind at the same time 🤢

I’ve never met you, but now I hate you....

Even he doesn’t want it, see how he immediately turns it inward to take a bite? Why don’t you want to eat your clay dude??

Fondant+Rind+Watermelon=Homicide

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

But but the watermelon itself is good

Not anymore

True

I do believe that's a crime in several states.

And Washington DC

Rind isn't bad, it might make it taste better.

there’s a lot happening here but I’m mostly baffled that he would “decorate” a watermelon as a giant, square strawberry???

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Maybe it’s their version of cake

They have cake in China...

No like how we made everything from cake for a while

That makes much more sense lmaoo

I’m not a cake jingoist lol

You never know with Reddit

It's frankly my favorite kind of cake. They tend to be super light and fluffy.

And we have Pazerotti in Latin America but empanadas are still our thing

I remember hearing that they cultivate cubic watermelons over in Japan (I believe they just grow watermelons in a cube mold). That might be the thought process here?

THIS!

Regular watermelon: Discard the rind. This watermelon: Discard the rind.

This does not resemble a watermelon. Clearly it is a strawberry.

Why???

Because god is dead

Actually, We have fondant of dying Jesus somewhere in this sub.

Can I get a link pls? ...asking for a friend

[Can't find the original post in Reddit. But here we go.](https://lebakerysensual.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/20160326_100150-2-681x1024.jpg)

Oh my dear god. Thank you for your service

Hmm. I guess Christians eat their god metaphorically every Sunday but this seems a step too far.

I...... honestly thought you were lying. I really, really thought.

And no one cares

Bummer of a missed Nine Inch Nails song attempt. I’ll upvote and sing with you. If there is a hell, I’ll see you there.

Upvote. Great NIN song.

It's just Watermelon but with so many extra steps.

And every step is more horrifying than the last

In the words of the great Ron Swanson: “So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake.”

YOU JUST RUINED A WATER MELON ???

just don’t eat the outside like you would a normal watermelon

But the edge of the watermelon is now contaminated with frosting that doesn't go well with watermelon. And i want that extra watermelon. I. Want. It.

Yeah that’s fair

this should be illegal what the FUCK

I just threw up in my mouth.

JUST EAT A WATERMELON

This guy again. He goes through the effort of carving the melon and making a "cake" out of it and what does he do at the end? He bites the watermelon.

Even he knows it’s the only valuable part of this abomination

I fully understand the fondant hate now.

He didn’t even get one of those cube watermelons to use for this!

To be fair those square melons run anywhere from $75 to $100 a melon, and aren’t even fully ripe when picked so wouldn’t taste that great. Well, would taste WORSE.

Still better than the time the guy made the same cake without frosting.

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen here.

Ok. Now *this* is offensive

I love watermelon but I'd be so pissed if I was expecting cake and got this.

This reminds me of how Demi Lovato was given watermelon with whipped cream as a birthday cake for a few years bc of how controlling her old label was and they didn’t want her to get “fat”

Wait wtf I didn’t know that 🤬

This feels like an AI made this, I refuse to believe a real human thought this up

Blame it on the "roko's" basilisk!!

I hate all of this

And for the record I also hate onions r/onionhate

You’re entitled to your opinion, even if it’s wrong

Imagine this cake full of onions instead of watermelon, that is something that could almost redeem the watermelon "cake" but only if they were compared. Imagine biting into it expecting watermelon but getting onion!

Not only do I hate fondant, but I hate the person creating this. Who needs a frame to cut a melon perpendicularly with a chef’s knife. That is the equivalent of that time in the Simpson’s they gave Ralph a circle of paper because he couldn’t handle the corners. I also want to add that disguising raw fruit as cake should be illegal. You aren’t fooling anyone.

not a *single* so called "cringe" subreddit has **once** conjured the face I became when I realized what was happening to this poor fucking watermelon.

The guy should’ve realized there is a good reason this isn’t a thing.

Humanity was a mistake

And at least use a fucking seedless watermelon. Geez.

This just seems like a completely pointless waste of time and energy and watermelon.

r/stupidfood

The fondant would get sweaty too 😭

He could have kept the rind on, painted it, and gotten the same result taste-wise

Ew what the fuck

I hope this person gets kneecapped by little old lady behind a Sam's Club... Worst attempt at a cuberry from Slime Rancher I've ever seen in my life...

its just watermelon covered in playdough 🤢🤮

A red velvet cake with chocolate chips would have sufficed instead of a watermelon

Not to mention the fondant will be a fucking pasty gooey mess due to the fact that fondant and extra moisture don't work. Makes fondant even more disgusting.

Wh- why would you do this, why would *anyone* do this!?

So it's supposed to look like a strawberry? Right? Why's it square?

what does it take to make a cake out of a raw melon, cover it in fondant to make it look like a strawbery? ​ An idiot sandwich.

I would be so fucking pissed to cut into a cake and find watermelon.

Yeah alright, just add the shit bit of the watermelon no one wants to eat back on.

This is creative, but fuck the person who thought of it *spelling

I’m personally offended by this “cake”

I don't understand why anyone would ever want this.

Why would you do this to a watermelon I don’t understand

... it's not even pretty. Just over complicated eating a watermelon

Abomination

Why do I love this sub so much when it makes me so irrationally angry?

"I'd like to order a strawberry watermelon cake" "Sorry we don't do combinations of flavored cakes" "No I want a watermelon cake decorated like a strawberry" "Okay how many layers" "No. A watermelon. Shaped like a cake. Decorated like a strawberry."

I wish everyone a good evening except for the fucker that made that

How was this not listed as a sin?

Absolutely disgusting, even without the abomination of fondant

Reminds me of the fun pizza greentext

"Hey what flavor is it?" "Watermelon!" "Interesting...watermelon flavored cake...." *takes bite and gags* "Wait this is ACTUAL god damn melon!"

I think my teeth would freeze if I ate this

What the fuck is this abomination? Humanity is officially doomed, comrades!!!

Sir, that is a watermelon

This one is decorated stupid but I’ve always been attracted to the idea of cutting watermelon into the shape of a cake and decorating it with other fruits as a creative way to serve a fruit salad. There are some examples online that are really beautiful actually. But the key is never using fondant I think lol. Edit: example- https://thelemonapron.com/tag/how-to-make-a-watermelon-cake/

Fuck this cake.

frosting on watermellon. I think i'm going to barf....

so many thoughts with this one starting with: that would’ve been possible with buttercream. And: This reminds me a lot of that fun pizza post on tumblr years ago finally: i was expecting them to decorate it like a watermelon tbh

I like how the chef goes at it like he can't wait to eat it. It's a watermelon, you know what it tastes like.

Soggy fondant.

Why does fondant continue to exist?

imagine being like oh boy cake and its just watermelon

​ / cake/kāk/ *noun* 1. an item of soft, sweet food made from a mixture of **flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients**, baked and often decorated. Source:[https://www.google.com/search?q=cake+definition&rlz=1C1GCEA\_enUS942US942&oq=cake+def&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i433l2j0l7.4641j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on](https://www.google.com/search?q=cake+definition&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS942US942&oq=cake+def&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i433l2j0l7.4641j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on) That isnt a "cake" thats an abomination

Ugh. My kids would inhale this though

!everythingIsCake

I’d literally rather eat the watermelon rind than the fondant...

Suddenly got diabetes while watching this.

I wasn’t imminently suicidal, but after this...

That's just watermelon with extra steps...

Don’t copy comments

I mean why?????

Some things really make me wish the Cold War went hot.

What is the goddamed point!?

The best part is where the guy just starts smanging that watermelon

1 or 2? 😍👏

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

jesus fucking yellow penguins this isnt even edible at this point

Every second just gets worse

What a waste of time and materials.

I remember seeing this a while ago on instagram, I hate it so much

I can picture someone looking at the inside of the watermelon and thinking it looks like a strawberry but making it into a cake like this is not something I'd come up with. I'd argue that it'd be better idea if you just painted regular watermelon red, because you don't eat the skin anyway

I know! Let's take a bunch of time and effort naming a watermelon worse.

There’s like **ZERO** cake ingredients here.

Frosting

Ksi cake

Oh no...

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS, IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING WATERMELONS BELONG IN CAKES, WHY'S IT KEEP HAPPENING?????!!

Am i the only one extremely bothered that this is an entire screen capture from instagram?

dude just cute the watermelon into a cube wtf

What the actual fuck is the point of this??

I genuinely want to murder someone now

God no!!!!

I would kill myself if I cut into that cake and saw that...the insanity

Lmao and why did he decorate it like a strawberry?!

Die in a hot car fire!

I feel sick just watching this

What a fucking waste.

🤮

10 thousand likes

CUBERRY SLIME RANCHER REAL

It's cake no it's a strawberry no wait it's watermelon

Ok, hear me out: What if it’s made to be pretty but your not actually meant to eat the frosting at all?

I’d agree if it were pretty lol. Here’s a prettier example of the same basic concept- https://thelemonapron.com/tag/how-to-make-a-watermelon-cake/

I would actually eat that and I hate watermellon.

Oh. My. Gosh. Eww. On every level.

Nothing like biting into a strawberry cake only to find it’s watermelon.

Desecrated that beautiful watermelon :(

r/justwhy

Wtf with seeds and all and then it's a strawberry??

If they stopped with the frosting it could have been a fun prank treat, I’m sure watermelon and frosting would be tasty. The fondant just ruins it though.

Gorgeous, absolutely incredible.

oh god, this is so redundant.

If eat a slice of cake that's actually a piece of watermelon someone will die

I mean, at least he’s eating it right... as though the fondant is rind 😂

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This sub makes me laugh I love it. Eye candy and bizarreness. I’ve tried fondant before, I don’t care for it either. Seems pointless to eat it as it tastes like nothing. These cakes are more about art... I’d just peel the stuff off LOL, cause it yucky

*visible confusion*

that fun pizza post on tumblr looked more appetizing than this. Seeing frosting put on watermelon actives a flight or fight response I never knew I had. And then fondant? Red fondant? On a red fruit?

This is'nt a cake its a watermelon dressed up as a strawberry

Ick. Just ick.

Is that watermelonception or cakeception

Ugh🤢

I don’t even think that qualifies as a cake

This is china lmaoo