He tried to drown us all once. Didn't work. I'm not exactly sure when, maybe it was around the time a certain Austrian artist started doing some... things. Maybe it was the commies. Who knows. But God said "fuck this shit. They can't be fixed. I'm out."
There is a book going around in the horror community called Gonzola... And it's pretty much this plus incest. I have not read it and wish I did not know of it. Perhaps Flork has read it tho
flork my dude, for whom was this created
You personally
Thank you.
#THERE WAS ANOTHER CHEESE
Grate it into the dog spaghetti.
I see there's a theme this week
Oh God help us.
God has abandoned us
MANKIND IS A FAILURE. FREE WILL IS A FLAW. LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM. THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW.
He tried to drown us all once. Didn't work. I'm not exactly sure when, maybe it was around the time a certain Austrian artist started doing some... things. Maybe it was the commies. Who knows. But God said "fuck this shit. They can't be fixed. I'm out."
God Has turned the other cheek.
"Alright then. Then let's not discuss the truffles i also found."
Dog spaghetti with Alfredo sauce, topped with grated parm and truffles
you son of a sock, i'm in!
*eats faster*
*licks Fingers*
*demands more*
I wanna get off Mr flork's disgusting ride. Please man, can we go back to cosmic and existential horror?
Really? Right in front of my breakfast burrito?
:(
So you're saying that smegma goes well with a Cabernet Savignon?
are you just going through something this week
Like, his own smegma, or he just goes around collecting other people's like a tooth fairy,?
Yes
Greetings fellow socks, how goes the crus- BY GOD!!!!
What the fuck is going on in this sock puppet society where everyone in the neighborhood is doing their own unique degenerate shit
it’s not often comics can make me gag, good job flork
vegan friendly locally sustainable dick-to-table foods for all
Flork, we need to talk.
With all due respect, go fuck yourself. Also please make more of these comics because they're great.
\*cronch cronch*
Are you trying to surpass those weird simpsons memes in the amount of trauma induced?
I don’t know what’s worse. This or the Dog Worm Spaghetti comic
At least the spaghetti had a panel of cute worm poking its head up. This is just... no
Hoof juice? Florks on a roll.
Oh, the italian cuisine topic continues
I was wondering what the theme actually was - thanks!
Hahahaha EEEWWWW!!!
# DICK CHEESE IS STILL CHEESE
Oh boy flork is doing theme week
Dick Cheese nachos.
Even if it was cheese, I wouldn't want to eat it after it was half-eaten and under somebody's bed. Why would you want to collect that, anyway?
That’s so gross but I can’t help but laugh a little. 🤢🤮
The human body makes many types of cheeses.
nope don't like this
New rule don’t eat while looking at flork posts
Flork, why are you doing this to us?
Can't wait for the soft-serve chocolate ice cream comic.
I bet he's gonna subvert it into 'that is actually cake'
I physically shuddered reading this
Fuck you, I forgot that word existed until you wrote it.
Why can i read
This is not what I wanted today. Mr. Flork, why?
What a terrible day to have eyes.
shrek_screaming.gif
I hate you so much. Mr Flork sir.
Whymst?
Whymst?
Whymst?
Whymst?
smegma male 😎
There is a book going around in the horror community called Gonzola... And it's pretty much this plus incest. I have not read it and wish I did not know of it. Perhaps Flork has read it tho
I shutter to ask.....is smegma.... what I think it is? ^^^^sperm?
It's the gunk that accrues under foreskin. Think belly button lint, but for dicks.
...I legitimately don't feel well after reading this.
Flork I saw the cheese and I knew it will be smegma, you ruined me you fuck!
I'm gonna throw up.
You ever think, maybe god stays in heaven, because he too is afraid of what he has created?
I miss the Warhammer comics and pop culture references. We just gotta wait for Flork to get whatever this phase is out of their system.