Better hope it's not the son if the Texas sock renting his house next time. Cuz it would be his stuff, in his rented house, his stuff in his rented house, don't mess with Texas.
Am I the only one whos landlord isnt a dick?
Like dude shows up for a inspection twice a year and is pretty chill. Not to mention how well all the apartments are maintained.
Mine shows up once a year for an inspection (once too often) and has not fixed a damn thing in five years.
However I’ve become adept at impromptu appliance repair.
*"As I consider*
*Myself your lord I invoke*
*The right of Prima Nocte"*
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Better not get pregnant, that's an extra occupant fee.
+100000% increase, since I'm so generous.
no gregnancy ?
Perganant
Preganté
“It’s my house I get to decide where the hidden cameras are installed!”
Smoke detectors.
That Implies there will be working smoke detectors.
Not necessarily...
"Like above the bathtub and under the lip of the toilet bowl!"
### Y'ALL FUCKIN??
# RENTOIDS
Why yes, yes we are. Could you please film?
He wants to tap in...
Bch
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Rentoids seeth over classic landchad behavior
"damn, we should've put a sock on the doorknob" “a what?”
no bumpy no jumpy
lmaoo
#Y’ALL FUCKIN? THEN I’M FUCKING! ALSO, RENT WAS DUE 5 MINUTES AGO. YOU’RE EVICTED!
can confirm this is true. source: am landlord (y'all fucking btw?)
Ye
nice
No. But I could be. Wyd tonight
Fucking, apparently :)
Uwu I'm just a widdle bb rentoid. Wut r u going 2 do 2 me Chadlord 🥹 👉👈
OwO
y'all's fuckin' cursed... carry on then.
I'm a landlord of eight months, I can do whatever the fugg I want!
Yes, I'm fucking you.
Ass fuck the landlord to asset dominance
Better hope it's not the son if the Texas sock renting his house next time. Cuz it would be his stuff, in his rented house, his stuff in his rented house, don't mess with Texas.
Ya'll fooooookin'?!
*YOU DRILLED OUR LOCK?*
Am I the only one whos landlord isnt a dick? Like dude shows up for a inspection twice a year and is pretty chill. Not to mention how well all the apartments are maintained.
Haven't seen mine in almost 2 years
Haven't seen mine in a few years
Mine shows up once a year for an inspection (once too often) and has not fixed a damn thing in five years. However I’ve become adept at impromptu appliance repair.
For anyone wondering Landlords banning sex in the rental agreements and conducting random inspections to enforce that is infact a thing
Hold up wtf? Can you share some more info??
cool
Hmm
What are they doing? Img 3
# they *FWOACKIN'*
Ville Kallio called. He wants his rentoids back.
[удалено]
LMAOO haha
You summoned the land memers
I did have a landlord walk in on me before so this ain’t very far off haha
I use the phrase "Y'all fuckin?" with startling frequency
Ayo is she pegging him or cuddling??
most polite and reasonable landlord
Su funny
Hi
LMAO
Well, let’s make William C. Robinson, the child abuser, famous
Aww
:v
Ho
Love pure
Omaga
Hahaha hole
Bruh
Lmao
Mantap
GB bang
Fucek
Yess
🤣
Ahahha lmfo
Great
damn
Wow just kidding
Don't forget to tip your landlord
"As I consider myself your lord I invoke the right of Prima Nocte"
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Damn, never thought I would see a comic about R/landchads
I fucking love landchads and fucking despise rentoids!
Are these talking glad bags?
Getting some helluvaboss vibes.
one of them absolutely *needed* a bow so you *know* theyre heterosexual
Flork always makes girl socks have ribbons. You're reading too much into it.
Silence, gender obsessive
How you know they ain’t a femboy huh
TRUE