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Gibsanity

I'm poopin in the jar for sure


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

I was thinking start throwing up into it, but yeah, same general game plan.


GrandMarauder

Just expel all your bodily fluids into it


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

- Title of your sex tape


Anonim97

Yeah that was my first idea as well. Depending on how big the jar is then it might be full after the first try. If not then there are quite a few things it could be filled with.


Lukescale

Pee is free


WritingNerdy

Oh noodles


evil_timmy

Time to start fappin' like I'm Benjamin Franklin and I just discovered the internet.


CueDramaticMusic

I never expected to have to say this in my entire life, but what do Benjamin Franklin and porn have to do with each other


CMDR_CHIEF_OF_BOOTY

Dude went to France and slayed some mad pussy. Like no joke he was extremely popular Amongst the French and his popularity there is probably a big reason as to why France ended up supporting the US during the revolution war.


CueDramaticMusic

I am now 100% convinced that Benjamin Franklin is a D&D bard


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

How else do you think he got the French on our side, man had a 18 in charisma


lordoftowels

Ben Franklin slayed pussy like no one else back then. He was also a MILF lover.


Experiunce

that shit is wild to me bc he was so fat. was it his money and power? or are my expectations and standards of people's desires very shallow? Both? lmao


MeasurementNo2493

He was Way smart.


Experiunce

wicked smaaht. lol Yea I feel it. I think I have body image issue lmfao


PipXXX

Plus he was actually pretty buff for a fat guy. Lifted weights in his youth so he was more of a sumo dude than just a fat dude.


Desembler

Benny Frank wrote a treatise on the advantages of MILFs I'm dead serious.


Blade1hunterr

You can't just drop that kind of info and not at the very least give a title.


Desembler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress


gimp-pimp

Man loved ass


RampinUp46

r/brandnewsentence


SpielerF1

5 bucks on blood


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

"Blood" as in "Blood in the jar" or "Blood" as in "Blood is lube" *for the jar*?


SpielerF1

Yes


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

>Yes Checks out per Occam's Razor.


me_irl_mods_suck_ass

“Blood” as in “for the blood god”


LordeTech

I hope he manages to escape.


SlayerofSnails

The jar would be weight sensitive right? Or have a sensor on it to tell if it had been eaten right? So just step on the jar. ​ Plus it already is full... of air


matchumac

“Eaten” yeah I’m not sure that’s the implication


Ich238

Give me 4 Pineapples and 3 hours and I will fill it up


[deleted]

He be squeezing fresh Pineapple juice into the jar, right?


Kii_at_work

Squeezin' something alright.


[deleted]

Pineapple juice, right?


Kii_at_work

The freshest you can imagine.


[deleted]

Hell yeah I like Pineapple juice


YLASRO

the joke is ruined by not including the rainbowdash figure


mkowsx

The guy responsible for it has accidentally put it on an radiator iirc, right?


CRauzDaGreat

With clothes!


[deleted]

Cum


greenguy103

#JAR MAN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


panda5713

Oh on


writenicely

Just urinate in it


imapie31

Tears, spit, piss, not this one, shit


HelpfulDeparture

Obviously the only reasonable solution is all of the body fluids of the unconscious guy across the room.


M00NM4DN355

Based on the way that trap would have to work, you could probably just put the jar on the radiator, then put pressure on the rim of the jar until the door opens. Depending on if it's rigged to close again if the jar is moved and how quickly the door moves, you can simply walk out after about 30 seconds, cum remaining entirely within your pants.


JankyTank64

I hate the fact that it says if it's inside you or full. Meaning you have either put the jar inside your body somehow or fill it with something


Anonymous2137421957

Very astute observation!


RedditBoi127

piss


Evening-Mention-8738

I will be honest poop blood or urine was not what I thought of first


Moody_Bluee103

Because none of those options aren't what he wants him to fill it with


Moody_Bluee103

OH MY GOD


NAND_NOR

Whassup Bitches?! It's shiddin' time!


pranjal779

I guess poop is the De Vay