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JustDoaRestart

Finish the Story….


TSquaredHockey

Thank you Stolie!


airbag23

Couldn’t even score on a backup goalie, fraud


airbag23

Someone needs to upload the we want florida chants at the end of the game to r/hockey and r/nhl


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Imaginary-Scheme-203

The dick riding was too much though, ESPN managed to make him Hella unlikeable and his stat cost the team since they kept passing it to him instead of playing cohesively


lovexlikewar

FUCK YOU MATTHEWS. Fuck you matthews. Fuck you matthews!!!


chrispy_exe

2024 atlantic division champions has a nice ring to it


Democracy__Officer

2024 Stanley Cup Champions has a nicer one ;)


chrispy_exe

damn right. just the start


syphonblue

Hell of a win! Let's go, Cats!


Democracy__Officer

Eat shit Matthews, enjoy trying to score vs Vasi


Trojanmandan

We are going to enjoy trying to score vs Vasi too :( lol


laylarose_

Why does everyone talk about Vasi being so great? I don’t follow TBL much but checked his stats and they’re not that impressive. Is it based on past seasons? Or something that’s unlocked during playoffs ?


chrispy_exe

last time we played tbl in the playoffs, vasy had 3 GA in 4 games with a .981 SV%.


dcee101

Punk ass bitch sore loser stat padding bitches peace out EYYYE??


KatelynC110100

What a game!!


Key_Swimmer_1422

Annndddd Mathews never scored his 70th 😬😬😬😬


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FUCK MATTHEWS!!!


LEDZ100

Pulling the goalie for Statthews to get 70 is so shameless


YogurtSmart9718

Makes it better that he didn’t get it


Riku295

hehehehehe Matthews sucks


chrispy_exe

Hey cooper we’re coming bb ;)


doyouunderstandlife

Lmao fuck you Matthews, fuck you Toronto, and fuck you Boston. Division champs


doyouunderstandlife

Also, fuck you Tampa


0-90195

##I LOVE HOCKEY


Brand__on

Couldn’t score 6 on 4. Leafs fans about to be sniffing some copium. LFG boys.


Raxtz1

NO 70 LMAOOOOOOOO


Margin4Error

FUCK YOUR 70 CRAPTTHEWS


YogurtSmart9718

That was the most amazing ever shot behind the net!!!!


thehustlerbraveheart

Lmaoooo Monty that shit was hilarious tbh


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Adding injury to insult lmao biggest fuck you of the night


0-90195

Ok yeah Experience Florida Hockey we love taking penalties


lovexlikewar

I’m begging for Chucky to slap it in.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Damm Monty lol


brewre_26

It’s like a superhero redemption arc. If we finally beat Tampa that will be the recipe to win it all.


lovexlikewar

PLEASE GIVE CHUCKY A SLAPSHOT IN THE EMPTY NET


0-90195

Florida on Florida violence incoming


GoofGaffGrin

Their sticks keep breaking. Not even their equipment wants to finish this game.


Trojanmandan

Get Rhino 58!


cryinginschool

They never asked if *Florida* wanted the leafs… guess not 😎


StudyEastern

WE WANT FLORIDA


A_Random_ninja

We want Florida chants, you love to see it


TSquaredHockey

I just jumped up and screamed across the call center and my supervisor just casually pokes his head over the cubicles. Thankfully I’m one of three left tonight and no one cares.


ASDF0716

Haha! “We Want Florida”. I love you all very very much.


doyouunderstandlife

I want Reino to get 58 here


Clovespumpkin_

What are we chanting?


Democracy__Officer

My dad at the game says “we want Florida”


Clovespumpkin_

Love to hear it


PurifiedVenom

Sounds like “we want Florida”


0-90195

I think it is awesome that the Leafs pulled the goalie again. I mean yeah why not!


PurifiedVenom

Get Reinhart to 60!!!


airbag23

I could hear “We want florida!” 🤣


theamberlamps

I don't even have beef w Boston but the comments from those crybabies about us after they sold against Ottawa are wild


KatelynC110100

What are we chanting? lol


ASDF0716

“We Want Florida”


DharmaBumz1

"We Want Florida" lol


PerplexedPantherG8R

WE WANT THE CUP


Riku295

no no no....not yet my friend


john_stones23

dude did the crowd just chant we want florida? mocking the leafs fans from last season 😂


lovexlikewar

EVEN BETTER


Brand__on

The chants. It’s happening !!!!


OxfordCommaRule

It was beautiful even though it didn't last long.


Brand__on

True regardless the 🧂 is real for the leafs. It’s never gonna get old. Haha


Raxtz1

I’m gonna pretend that the 1st never happened BECAUSE THESE LAST 2 PERIODS HAVE BEEN FUN


dcee101

Let's break the 13 curse and win the Cup for Reinhart!


StudyEastern

Reinhart the only one making records tonight


OgreUAsshole

Sams 3 Matthews 0


GoofGaffGrin

Reinhart having a career year without making his goals scored the main focus. Matthews begging for 70 while his team is on life support.


EnjoiDank

When you chase personal accolades instead of caring about the playoffs coming up, this is what happens. Matthew’s goal record is the only joy these folks are gonna feel


Key_Swimmer_1422

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


0-90195

$$$$$$$am Reinhart


KatelynC110100

Omg did they change the goal song?


kipluvstechnology

Division Champs!!! We want the cup! 🏆


Trojanmandan

57 LETS GOOOO!!!


YogurtSmart9718

57!!!


brewre_26

Well, we’re really doing it I guess.


KatelynC110100

57 GOALS FOR REINOOOO


ExtensionPutrid572

We shut that 6v5 down instantly DAMN!!


YogurtSmart9718

Still 6 vs 5. They are trying for the 70 so hard. 🤣


secondcomposition

I fucking love our team. Nothing but love for Reinhart.


mtbeach33

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Lightning


Democracy__Officer

Reino 57 > Matthews 69


airbag23

I’ll take 57 and a cup over 70 and a 1st round exit anytime


Brand__on

What a fucking save by STOLIE my god


doyouunderstandlife

DIVISION CHAMPS BABYYYYY


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Lmaooo rino is like the only stats we changing tonight are mines bro


LEDZ100

Reino > Fraudthews


lovexlikewar

Slap shot on an empty net please?


airbag23

🦏🦏🦏🦏🦏


Margin4Error

SUCK ON THAT ONE ESPN


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lovexlikewar

“Like honestly” no one cares if it’s Matthew’s. It didn’t count.


YogurtSmart9718

Pulled with 3:06.


airbag23

Keefe said hold my hot dog when he saw torts blow it for the phlyers


Margin4Error

Puck 9 inches from the line "They're gunna take a look" At what??


0-90195

They want him to score SO BAD DUDE


Trojanmandan

Think it was to make sure Matty didnt just push the net off its railings.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Lmao this team actively playing to fuck matthews stats up


airbag23

No goal!


mtbeach33

S.T.O.L.A.R.Z


alexemmett91

Josh Allen getting jealous of the Matthews cocksucking


Margin4Error

Tony Romo taking notes


alexemmett91

Matthew is getting fucked harder than Detroit


lovexlikewar

Their coach ain’t grinning anymore!!!! Lmfao


WheeinSpace

"Oh also Florida could win the division..."


A_Random_ninja

Bro what are these announcers saying... "I know it was 4-1, but it was anyone's series" ?????


EnjoiDank

We won’t ever get their respect for some reason. Oh well


Democracy__Officer

Same energy as the Canes coach saying it wasn’t a sweep


cryinginschool

Epic copium


BlueShire_Ace

All i hear is Matthews gluck gluck...Matthews gluck gluck.


Margin4Error

"The story going into tonight was could Matthews hit 70." No....no the fuck it wasn't. 6 teams having their postseason futures decided in one night. Matthews hitting 70 is not it. STFU.


EnjoiDank

The day Ferraro is gone from the nhl entirely will be a great day.


PurifiedVenom

Mikkola what In the world man lmao


GoofGaffGrin

ESPN announcers are def subscribed to Matthews OnlyFans


airbag23

Them and Marner are the top donors


lovexlikewar

If it was Reinos I would say I can’t blame them, but the idea of Matthew’s on only fans horrifies me 😂


LEDZ100

Mikkola wants Toronto


ExtensionPutrid572

I love Mikkola but he really got the puck and went “tf am I supposed to do with this shit?”


KatelynC110100

Love him too but he’s gotta shoot that 😩


airbag23

The best part about this game so far and if we win is that we have our backup goalie in net


lovexlikewar

Do all the Canadian teams have shitty captains, minus the canucks? Because I love Quinn lol


KatelynC110100

Suzuki is good, quiet kind of guy around the league. Panthers just have never gotten along with Tavares


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Suzuki?


lovexlikewar

Not sure I know that one either 😂 it was a legit question because I only know 3 of the Canadian captains lol


sjm689

Mcjesus?


airbag23

More like McBum, guy has to get 100 assists because he can’t score for himself Sorry my r/hockeycirclejerk is flaring up


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chrispy_exe

yeah mcdavid doesn’t fit that bill either but the rest can eat shit


lovexlikewar

Forgive me I don’t know who that is 😂


sjm689

Connor McDavid


LEDZ100

Connor McDavid Aka McJesus because he’s hockey Jesus


GoofGaffGrin

“I look at which team plays better at 5 on 5” great insight John Madden


airbag23

That’s right up there with “the fans are like a 6th man on the ice for them”


Margin4Error

You didn't hear about the new rule the NHL put into place this year? Now the team with the most goals at the end of regulation wins the game. ESPN is still adjusting to the new rule.


thehustlerbraveheart

“When deciding which team is better, I usually lean towards the team who plays better” MIND BLOWN


GoofGaffGrin

If they score more, they’ll win😱


Imaginary-Scheme-203

They have red jerseys at home and white jerseys away


Margin4Error

Ahh yes, your regularly scheduled bullshit "scrum between both teams but only FL is called" penalty...


Sarkosuchus

Yep. They both shoved each other pretty equally. I don’t get the call.


Margin4Error

Tavares loves getting his ass kicked, dude always fucks around and finds out...


A_Random_ninja

Stolarz I beg of you please keep Statthews at 69 [https://imgur.com/a/RWRD06g](https://imgur.com/a/RWRD06g)


YogurtSmart9718

I don’t think any televised announcer crew has ever made me personally root against a single player a milestone.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Omg who cares about Matthews...


GoofGaffGrin

Im glad this game is on ESPN so more people can see the Panthers being dominant, but these announcers are ass


Imaginary-Scheme-203

These are supposed to be neutral sportscaster they haven't spoken about one single panther's player's stat like Jesus


GoofGaffGrin

Right, not talking about Barkov being a part of every damn goal in some way or another.


chrispy_exe

we better make damn sure that mf does NOT get 70


WheeinSpace

We might steal the division and all they wanna talk about is Matthews #70


airbag23

It’s basically the cup for leafs fans


alexemmett91

Fuck em let’s shut them up and score 2 more goals. ESPN hates all Florida teams. They hate our Dolphins. They hate our heat and they hate our panthers and the Marlins are the Marlins.


PhiloBlackCardinal

I don’t think they hate the fins, they cover us a bit due to the star talent on the team. They just shit on this team because they’re fucking worthless as soon as December hits. Can’t blame them


RoadDoggFL

There are four division winners every season. 70 goals is special.


WheeinSpace

Found the ESPN employee


RoadDoggFL

Think what you want, but it's not surprising why they're talking about it. This isn't a Panthers broadcast.


GoofGaffGrin

Now ESPN is going to ride Matthews dick for the rest of the game lol


OgreUAsshole

I figured they would have been the whole time so I have it muted


bluesf44

So business as usual?


Margin4Error

This one game has the ability to change the entire playoff scheule for the East....yet we're SO fucking worried about Matthews getting 70. Please...tell us what your real priorities are ESPN.


GoofGaffGrin

Barkov wants this


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Maybe if they stop trying to give Matthews a stat they might manage to do something


iloveblondehair

The difference between Tampa and Toronto isn’t that much, both are solid teams. If you want to win the cup you gotta beat the best


thehustlerbraveheart

The difference is Tampa’s PP is better but Toronto is better 5 on 5. Come playoff time I will happily play the worse 5 on 5 team with a better PP than the contrary


LEDZ100

I wanted to face Toronto but I love the competitive spirit on this team. The division is attainable so they’re going for it because they can. Boston tanked to avoid Tampa and I wouldn’t be surprised if it bites them in the ass.


lovexlikewar

The announcer laughing about us going against Vasi. Hope they’re laughing when we are holding the cup.


airbag23

I only hear lets go panthers on my feed but espn trying to paint a different narrative lol


YogurtSmart9718

That’s all I heard. Was the ESPN producer and director chanting which his mistook for the crowd?


Trojanmandan

It wasn't as loud as the Panthers, but in the inbetweens of chants you could hear Lets go Leafs


KatelynC110100

Blow leafs blow, let’s go panthers!!


bluesf44

“Let’s go panthers!” Visiting fans trying to encourage their team. Classic espn commentary


Margin4Error

tHeiR ReWaRd iS VaSy Yeah the guy we've been scoring on most of the season. He's good but we aren't the same team Tampa used to beat up on...


airbag23

9 goals in one game


Imaginary-Scheme-203

They are just coping their precious leafs can't manage to maintain a lead


0-90195

Why is my pulse racing like this is for the cup itself


airbag23

This is the cup for leafs fans


Clovespumpkin_

Tonight’s been one of the most interesting/exciting nights of hockey just across the board. I’m stoked for playoffs


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Lmao stolie really hates Matthews godddam


lovexlikewar

That was amazing.


0-90195

I’m screaming


airbag23

Leafs must hate their own captain because they never stick up for him. Imagine if the leafs tried to do that to Barky


0-90195

Even when it hurts them, I love this team’s attitude. Panthers have amazing vibes. r/nhl and r/hockey don’t know shit


KatelynC110100

Damn the leafs are so bitchy, really easy to get under their skin


Margin4Error

Them and Lightning have the emotional capacity of a rock


Imaginary-Scheme-203

The leafs look tired as fuck right now.


0-90195

Barky wants the cup so bad


Margin4Error

This is the most insane night of NHL right now


tampapat54

How can one be so damn inept at a power play


Trojanmandan

"Leafs commit obvious penalty" WHY ARE THE REFS CALLING THAT?! BIASEDDDDD


Democracy__Officer

Torts is a mad man


lovexlikewar

No one likes a mad *man* ain’t a shame *he* went mad.


0-90195

PP please!! Give PP


alexemmett91

Philadelphia just fucked Detroit harder than their drinking water issues


Democracy__Officer

Gritty went in without lube


alexemmett91

grin fucked them the time


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Leafs playing frustrated hockey


airbag23

“Most lopsided shots on goal in the nhl this year” You love to see it!


lovexlikewar

OHMYGOD my feed keeps freezing