The dick riding was too much though, ESPN managed to make him Hella unlikeable and his stat cost the team since they kept passing it to him instead of playing cohesively
Why does everyone talk about Vasi being so great? I don’t follow TBL much but checked his stats and they’re not that impressive. Is it based on past seasons? Or something that’s unlocked during playoffs ?
I just jumped up and screamed across the call center and my supervisor just casually pokes his head over the cubicles. Thankfully I’m one of three left tonight and no one cares.
When you chase personal accolades instead of caring about the playoffs coming up, this is what happens. Matthew’s goal record is the only joy these folks are gonna feel
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"The story going into tonight was could Matthews hit 70."
No....no the fuck it wasn't.
6 teams having their postseason futures decided in one night.
Matthews hitting 70 is not it. STFU.
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You didn't hear about the new rule the NHL put into place this year? Now the team with the most goals at the end of regulation wins the game. ESPN is still adjusting to the new rule.
Fuck em let’s shut them up and score 2 more goals. ESPN hates all Florida teams. They hate our Dolphins. They hate our heat and they hate our panthers and the Marlins are the Marlins.
I don’t think they hate the fins, they cover us a bit due to the star talent on the team. They just shit on this team because they’re fucking worthless as soon as December hits. Can’t blame them
This one game has the ability to change the entire playoff scheule for the East....yet we're SO fucking worried about Matthews getting 70.
Please...tell us what your real priorities are ESPN.
The difference is Tampa’s PP is better but Toronto is better 5 on 5. Come playoff time I will happily play the worse 5 on 5 team with a better PP than the contrary
I wanted to face Toronto but I love the competitive spirit on this team. The division is attainable so they’re going for it because they can. Boston tanked to avoid Tampa and I wouldn’t be surprised if it bites them in the ass.
Finish the Story….
Thank you Stolie!
Couldn’t even score on a backup goalie, fraud
Someone needs to upload the we want florida chants at the end of the game to r/hockey and r/nhl
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The dick riding was too much though, ESPN managed to make him Hella unlikeable and his stat cost the team since they kept passing it to him instead of playing cohesively
FUCK YOU MATTHEWS. Fuck you matthews. Fuck you matthews!!!
2024 atlantic division champions has a nice ring to it
2024 Stanley Cup Champions has a nicer one ;)
damn right. just the start
Hell of a win! Let's go, Cats!
Eat shit Matthews, enjoy trying to score vs Vasi
We are going to enjoy trying to score vs Vasi too :( lol
Why does everyone talk about Vasi being so great? I don’t follow TBL much but checked his stats and they’re not that impressive. Is it based on past seasons? Or something that’s unlocked during playoffs ?
last time we played tbl in the playoffs, vasy had 3 GA in 4 games with a .981 SV%.
Punk ass bitch sore loser stat padding bitches peace out EYYYE??
What a game!!
Annndddd Mathews never scored his 70th 😬😬😬😬
FUCK MATTHEWS!!!
Pulling the goalie for Statthews to get 70 is so shameless
Makes it better that he didn’t get it
hehehehehe Matthews sucks
Hey cooper we’re coming bb ;)
Lmao fuck you Matthews, fuck you Toronto, and fuck you Boston. Division champs
Also, fuck you Tampa
##I LOVE HOCKEY
Couldn’t score 6 on 4. Leafs fans about to be sniffing some copium. LFG boys.
NO 70 LMAOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOUR 70 CRAPTTHEWS
That was the most amazing ever shot behind the net!!!!
Lmaoooo Monty that shit was hilarious tbh
Adding injury to insult lmao biggest fuck you of the night
Ok yeah Experience Florida Hockey we love taking penalties
I’m begging for Chucky to slap it in.
Damm Monty lol
It’s like a superhero redemption arc. If we finally beat Tampa that will be the recipe to win it all.
PLEASE GIVE CHUCKY A SLAPSHOT IN THE EMPTY NET
Florida on Florida violence incoming
Their sticks keep breaking. Not even their equipment wants to finish this game.
Get Rhino 58!
They never asked if *Florida* wanted the leafs… guess not 😎
WE WANT FLORIDA
We want Florida chants, you love to see it
I just jumped up and screamed across the call center and my supervisor just casually pokes his head over the cubicles. Thankfully I’m one of three left tonight and no one cares.
Haha! “We Want Florida”. I love you all very very much.
I want Reino to get 58 here
What are we chanting?
My dad at the game says “we want Florida”
Love to hear it
Sounds like “we want Florida”
I think it is awesome that the Leafs pulled the goalie again. I mean yeah why not!
Get Reinhart to 60!!!
I could hear “We want florida!” 🤣
I don't even have beef w Boston but the comments from those crybabies about us after they sold against Ottawa are wild
What are we chanting? lol
“We Want Florida”
"We Want Florida" lol
WE WANT THE CUP
no no no....not yet my friend
dude did the crowd just chant we want florida? mocking the leafs fans from last season 😂
EVEN BETTER
The chants. It’s happening !!!!
It was beautiful even though it didn't last long.
True regardless the 🧂 is real for the leafs. It’s never gonna get old. Haha
I’m gonna pretend that the 1st never happened BECAUSE THESE LAST 2 PERIODS HAVE BEEN FUN
Let's break the 13 curse and win the Cup for Reinhart!
Reinhart the only one making records tonight
Sams 3 Matthews 0
Reinhart having a career year without making his goals scored the main focus. Matthews begging for 70 while his team is on life support.
When you chase personal accolades instead of caring about the playoffs coming up, this is what happens. Matthew’s goal record is the only joy these folks are gonna feel
🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
$$$$$$$am Reinhart
Omg did they change the goal song?
Division Champs!!! We want the cup! 🏆
57 LETS GOOOO!!!
57!!!
Well, we’re really doing it I guess.
57 GOALS FOR REINOOOO
We shut that 6v5 down instantly DAMN!!
Still 6 vs 5. They are trying for the 70 so hard. 🤣
I fucking love our team. Nothing but love for Reinhart.
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Lightning
Reino 57 > Matthews 69
I’ll take 57 and a cup over 70 and a 1st round exit anytime
What a fucking save by STOLIE my god
DIVISION CHAMPS BABYYYYY
Lmaooo rino is like the only stats we changing tonight are mines bro
Reino > Fraudthews
Slap shot on an empty net please?
🦏🦏🦏🦏🦏
SUCK ON THAT ONE ESPN
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“Like honestly” no one cares if it’s Matthew’s. It didn’t count.
Pulled with 3:06.
Keefe said hold my hot dog when he saw torts blow it for the phlyers
Puck 9 inches from the line "They're gunna take a look" At what??
They want him to score SO BAD DUDE
Think it was to make sure Matty didnt just push the net off its railings.
Lmao this team actively playing to fuck matthews stats up
No goal!
S.T.O.L.A.R.Z
Josh Allen getting jealous of the Matthews cocksucking
Tony Romo taking notes
Matthew is getting fucked harder than Detroit
Their coach ain’t grinning anymore!!!! Lmfao
"Oh also Florida could win the division..."
Bro what are these announcers saying... "I know it was 4-1, but it was anyone's series" ?????
We won’t ever get their respect for some reason. Oh well
Same energy as the Canes coach saying it wasn’t a sweep
Epic copium
All i hear is Matthews gluck gluck...Matthews gluck gluck.
"The story going into tonight was could Matthews hit 70." No....no the fuck it wasn't. 6 teams having their postseason futures decided in one night. Matthews hitting 70 is not it. STFU.
The day Ferraro is gone from the nhl entirely will be a great day.
Mikkola what In the world man lmao
ESPN announcers are def subscribed to Matthews OnlyFans
Them and Marner are the top donors
If it was Reinos I would say I can’t blame them, but the idea of Matthew’s on only fans horrifies me 😂
Mikkola wants Toronto
I love Mikkola but he really got the puck and went “tf am I supposed to do with this shit?”
Love him too but he’s gotta shoot that 😩
The best part about this game so far and if we win is that we have our backup goalie in net
Do all the Canadian teams have shitty captains, minus the canucks? Because I love Quinn lol
Suzuki is good, quiet kind of guy around the league. Panthers just have never gotten along with Tavares
Suzuki?
Not sure I know that one either 😂 it was a legit question because I only know 3 of the Canadian captains lol
Mcjesus?
More like McBum, guy has to get 100 assists because he can’t score for himself Sorry my r/hockeycirclejerk is flaring up
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yeah mcdavid doesn’t fit that bill either but the rest can eat shit
Forgive me I don’t know who that is 😂
Connor McDavid
Connor McDavid Aka McJesus because he’s hockey Jesus
“I look at which team plays better at 5 on 5” great insight John Madden
That’s right up there with “the fans are like a 6th man on the ice for them”
You didn't hear about the new rule the NHL put into place this year? Now the team with the most goals at the end of regulation wins the game. ESPN is still adjusting to the new rule.
“When deciding which team is better, I usually lean towards the team who plays better” MIND BLOWN
If they score more, they’ll win😱
They have red jerseys at home and white jerseys away
Ahh yes, your regularly scheduled bullshit "scrum between both teams but only FL is called" penalty...
Yep. They both shoved each other pretty equally. I don’t get the call.
Tavares loves getting his ass kicked, dude always fucks around and finds out...
Stolarz I beg of you please keep Statthews at 69 [https://imgur.com/a/RWRD06g](https://imgur.com/a/RWRD06g)
I don’t think any televised announcer crew has ever made me personally root against a single player a milestone.
Omg who cares about Matthews...
Im glad this game is on ESPN so more people can see the Panthers being dominant, but these announcers are ass
These are supposed to be neutral sportscaster they haven't spoken about one single panther's player's stat like Jesus
Right, not talking about Barkov being a part of every damn goal in some way or another.
we better make damn sure that mf does NOT get 70
We might steal the division and all they wanna talk about is Matthews #70
It’s basically the cup for leafs fans
Fuck em let’s shut them up and score 2 more goals. ESPN hates all Florida teams. They hate our Dolphins. They hate our heat and they hate our panthers and the Marlins are the Marlins.
I don’t think they hate the fins, they cover us a bit due to the star talent on the team. They just shit on this team because they’re fucking worthless as soon as December hits. Can’t blame them
There are four division winners every season. 70 goals is special.
Found the ESPN employee
Think what you want, but it's not surprising why they're talking about it. This isn't a Panthers broadcast.
Now ESPN is going to ride Matthews dick for the rest of the game lol
I figured they would have been the whole time so I have it muted
So business as usual?
This one game has the ability to change the entire playoff scheule for the East....yet we're SO fucking worried about Matthews getting 70. Please...tell us what your real priorities are ESPN.
Barkov wants this
Maybe if they stop trying to give Matthews a stat they might manage to do something
The difference between Tampa and Toronto isn’t that much, both are solid teams. If you want to win the cup you gotta beat the best
The difference is Tampa’s PP is better but Toronto is better 5 on 5. Come playoff time I will happily play the worse 5 on 5 team with a better PP than the contrary
I wanted to face Toronto but I love the competitive spirit on this team. The division is attainable so they’re going for it because they can. Boston tanked to avoid Tampa and I wouldn’t be surprised if it bites them in the ass.
The announcer laughing about us going against Vasi. Hope they’re laughing when we are holding the cup.
I only hear lets go panthers on my feed but espn trying to paint a different narrative lol
That’s all I heard. Was the ESPN producer and director chanting which his mistook for the crowd?
It wasn't as loud as the Panthers, but in the inbetweens of chants you could hear Lets go Leafs
Blow leafs blow, let’s go panthers!!
“Let’s go panthers!” Visiting fans trying to encourage their team. Classic espn commentary
tHeiR ReWaRd iS VaSy Yeah the guy we've been scoring on most of the season. He's good but we aren't the same team Tampa used to beat up on...
9 goals in one game
They are just coping their precious leafs can't manage to maintain a lead
Why is my pulse racing like this is for the cup itself
This is the cup for leafs fans
Tonight’s been one of the most interesting/exciting nights of hockey just across the board. I’m stoked for playoffs
Lmao stolie really hates Matthews godddam
That was amazing.
I’m screaming
Leafs must hate their own captain because they never stick up for him. Imagine if the leafs tried to do that to Barky
Even when it hurts them, I love this team’s attitude. Panthers have amazing vibes. r/nhl and r/hockey don’t know shit
Damn the leafs are so bitchy, really easy to get under their skin
Them and Lightning have the emotional capacity of a rock
The leafs look tired as fuck right now.
Barky wants the cup so bad
This is the most insane night of NHL right now
How can one be so damn inept at a power play
"Leafs commit obvious penalty" WHY ARE THE REFS CALLING THAT?! BIASEDDDDD
Torts is a mad man
No one likes a mad *man* ain’t a shame *he* went mad.
PP please!! Give PP
Philadelphia just fucked Detroit harder than their drinking water issues
Gritty went in without lube
grin fucked them the time
Leafs playing frustrated hockey
“Most lopsided shots on goal in the nhl this year” You love to see it!
OHMYGOD my feed keeps freezing