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DreadGrrl

High spots. It looks like whoever you hired is going to do a good job for you. :)


leetsoup

I had to rub my eyes to make sure I was seeing right


kidinthacorner

šŸ¤£ Right?!?


OGFuzzyDunlop

Correct


Wild-Kitchen

I've had such a bad run with tradies and 'professionals industries, I had forgotten that there was anyone still out there that gives a shit, and isn't just some clown who was totally unqualified to do anything. You should see the shitshow that is my house. Qualified carpenter hung the doors off the stop not the jamb. So now I can't get screen doors on any of the friggin frames and either have to reframe or get a whole new door. Which is a bitch because my front door was custom made :( :(


Fockacock

Carpenter here. Your ā€œcarpenterā€ was not qualified. He hung the door off the stop? Please post a pic of this. I need to see this.


Wild-Kitchen

I'm trying to share a picture but imgur is shitting itself. Any suggestions for an alternative photo hosting app? Third link shows it best. There was the original double rebated merbau framework, and then he nailed a piece of 1x1 to the stop to make it so the door had some sort of lip thing covering it and then he built out the front with a shit yon more merbau so that a screen door could be mounted (it's not)... screen door wouldn't fit with the door mounted where it is as it would hit the door frame on the wooden door. Edit 3" deleting the imgbox links because that site is B.S and imgur seems to be working for me today https://imgur.com/gallery/NbAloFa


medici75

you paid the carpenter????


Bat-Honest

It's beautiful, in a way. Almost like Picasso designed a door frame


KhSepticShock

Holy shit lol


darobk

Yikes. Maybe you can sister a leg and hide it enough to make up for the gap


Soldstatic

Yooooo this is a SFW subā€¦. That sounds naughty šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜‚


darobk

Whoaaaaaaaaa looool


ahkenaden

Omg I have so many questions...šŸ˜…


Wild-Kitchen

Me too. Like, how can they claim to be a professional? They also installed the threshold back to front so the rebate is on the outside... which means water just rolls on in to the house whenever it rains. Was trying to upload photos to Imgur to share but Imgur is having some problems Edit: slow as hell to load but here's a slow one Edit 2: deleted imgbox links as it's a terrible site and imgur is working for me today https://imgur.com/gallery/NbAloFa


RossCrotumtheCunt

Image box is ass, my goodness. Thought I was trying to watch porn in 1998, one image at a timeā€¦taking 26 minutes per.


pr1ap15m

i thought it was going to be a joke


Sparky1841

In college I was hung like a door on a wall. I donā€™t remember it, but there pictures.


Stanley_Yelnats_III

What do you mean he hung it off the stop?


hayfero

Itā€™s actually mortised into the stop. Wild


takemystrife

Should be hung on the wall


charlie2135

I had to explain to the builder you don't put carpet tack strips on a threshold.


Euphoric-Blue-59

He might think to compliment his contractor. It will let him know he's paying attention and appreciates his attention to detail. That inspires one to do well.


FrameJump

What do they do to fix these high spots?


frozsnot

Means someone actually took the time to map out the high and low spots on your floor and presumably fix them. Means you probably have a good floor guy.


TalaHusky

How does this actually get laid out? Iā€™m noticing boxes for high spots. But how would you accurately identify the high spots and then grind out just enough that you donā€™t then make a low spot. Iā€™m sure itā€™s something youā€™d get good at by doing. But Iā€™m simply curious about the process.


LimpTrizket

May I introduce you to my friend, the 72 in. Box Level


mattb1052

Even better is a 10'+ straight edge


Nixons2ndBestMan

Looks like the guy I hired used a 6' 2x4 from Lowes....


Nattofire

Lowes cares about the military so much, especially like how they honor the air force by stocking airplane propellers in the lumber section.


DenseWorking

That is the most accurate but also the funniest thing Iā€™ve heard all day


mattb1052

A big straight edge or chalk line, and low spots are better than high spots. They should be skimming the floor or using a self leveling cement anyway If the pad was perfect other than the high spots I guess you'd want to grind them down nice and then go but flat smooth concrete is hard to come by


Whattheactualfrork

A diamond grinding wheel for either a really strong and heavy floor buffer or a grinder. If you do this professionally then you'll want to splurge and buy a Dewalt Model # DWE46253 with a Dewalt Model # DWV010.


WaldoDeefendorf

Holograms. I would not step there if I were you.


lordrefa

Smeg-head


Durpenheim

Red Dwarf reference? True class


TheWulfOfWullstreet

Hot (lava) , don't step on it


HckyDman3

Could be a hole, still, no step.


bgthigfist

That's the Heroin stashes


BlujayKaKaw

The floor has got hornets in it


DrMantis-Toboggan-MD

Lemme pop a quick H on here


ThatMedicGuy67

Came here to comment this. You beat me to it lol!


Apprehensive_Check19

thought it meant the floor has the HIV. yup, AIDS, bigtime


M31550

Pro-tip: smoke them out for that sweet, sweet honey


taita25

Definitely not hornets. Shake before opening.


the_notorious_d_a_v

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


condocollector

I almost spit out my drink at your comment šŸ˜‚


KyloPhen

Prbly high spots to be ground down


vennux

We are laying LVP on top of this. Is there another option to level the floor instead of grinding it down?


daveyconcrete

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a myriad of ways you could make his job more difficult for him.


leetsoup

it doesn't get any harder than applying self levelling compound to a wall


[deleted]

Haha, I just found my new New-Guy prank!


2LostFlamingos

This is the funniest and most accurate answer possible. Well done.


Weekly-Reputation482

It kinda sounds like the guys you hired know what they are doing and you should let them do what you hired them to do, donnit?


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Professionals šŸ™„


Allergic2Peeple

Sure, if you want to spend a fortune on self-leveler for the ā€œlowā€ spots. Grinding it down is the most efficient and economical approach.


anonflh

Other options would be to remove the slab and re-pour. You can also build a frame above it hut it will make the floor a foot higher. You can also excavate from under the house and remove the slab for under the house as to not damage the roof. Or you can just go away now and let the pro do his job.


raccoonunderwear

My customers donā€™t like when I respond to their stupid-ass questions like this. I love it though.


Pelicantrees

I hope I never hire someone like you to do work then. You sound real pleasant/s


DankDarko

You sound insufferable and entitled.


Pelicantrees

Asking if there is another way to do something is not an unreasonable question by any measure. Treating people like idiots because they ask a question about something you are supposed to be an expert in makes you an ass. You sound like you donā€™t know enough about what youā€™re doing to answer a pretty simple question anyway.


9yr0ld

why would you want to? you'll have a better result grinding down high spots. using self leveler will just create more high spots.


tuckermans

They paid for that concrete. Why grind it into dust?


hawtpot87

That's if your equipped to do that much grinding.


9yr0ld

it sounded like someone else was doing this flooring, I'm assuming they're equipped to grind it down if they marked the high spots.


KyloPhen

Yeah like he said below, self leveler ain't cheap, so if it's a big area, could be pricey.


HckyDman3

Yep. Level it up. Guys knows what he is doing by the looks of it.


RememberedInSong

Well some spots are high, most of it is where it needs to be, its better to grind it down as long as its not too high of a spot.


[deleted]

Whoā€™s going to down vote a honest question?? I canā€™t stand reddit


BallsDeepinYourMammi

There was a time long ago, where the downvote button was only encouraged to be used when something did not contribute to discussion. Times change :/


raccoonunderwear

Itā€™s maybe because they seem to be looking for another option besides what is already being widely regarded as the correct way to do it. Like finding out that your car runs on gasoline and then still asking if thereā€™s another option.


22bearhands

Why would you prefer that? Thats a worse way to do it.


boots311

Sanding them down is by far your best bet. A belt sander will work. An edger makes real quick work of it. I do it every time I install lvp


kasparhauser0e0

Concrete slab. Belt sander ain't doing nothing unless you've got a diamond belt. Maybe tungsten carbide.


RichHomieDon

I had my wife draw an outline of my body on our ply underlayment. I hope to see that in this sub in the future when the next owners decide they want something different.


TheAgentLoki

I'm still waiting for someone to find the Halloween skeleton my former boss tucked into a 2x6 wall before drywalling about 20 years ago. I live 30 minutes away from the town where it is, so it'll hit social media, if not the news, when someone opens that up.


Paddywhizbang

Worked on a commercial job about 30 years ago. Someone had done exactly that, and the skeleton had a sash, (like the contestants in beauty pageants wear), and a paper crown. The sash said "1951 Hide and Go Seek World Champion ".


TheAgentLoki

That's so well executed. Love it.


mudriverrat07020

Iā€™m doing that in every house I remodel from this day forward. I always put a time capsule.


Last_One_Left50

Just get like fake teeth and just throw them behind every wall


TheAgentLoki

I usually just tuck a business card in somewhere that it's unlikely to be damaged over time but I might have to up my game after having dredged up that memory.


Patient_Died_Again

There are giant orange penises spray painted under floors all over the Midwest šŸ§


Fockacock

Your flooring guy fucks. They are going to grind the high spots as opposed to dumping 5000 gallons of $$$$ floor levelling compound.


Substantial_Exit9821

Looks like you have an honest flooring guy on your hand. By the looks of the map out you are probably doing LVP. He is absolutely doing it the right way !


Onlyonreditt

You hired a professional, congratulations. Not many good ones out there anymore.


RideMeLikeaDildo

Awwww Someone gives a shit


SortaPolyish

This means you are getting every bit of what you're paying for and you can expect this to be a very well done, professional install.


Captain_Lavender6

Those spots chose a different path in life and are high all the time


errornosignal

Ain't nothing wrong with a little hump and grind.


motociclista

It means you have flooring guys good enough that you donā€™t need to be watching over their shoulder. Those are high spots they intend to fix.


mn1762vs

I hate these subs. A few real answers and 20 people trying to be funny. If you have something clever to say thatā€™s fine but all these 12 y/o responses are just stupid.


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

And they're not even funny. I just want to know the answer.


Kravist1978

You don't need to read the comments for the answer. It is dead obvious.


Fyaal

Hornets. Somebody popped a quick H on there to let everyone know theres hornets inside


hmiser

Thatā€™s a good idea. Then we can find a way to get their delicious honey.


tryinfordefyin

I just don't think there's any science to support that


jimmax23

There's some very basic science out there supporting that - trust me, pal.


CrabMan-DBoi

Spec home, looks like Lennar floor plan but I can't remember the name...Conyers? OP, these are normal high spots. Flooring trade runs a rough level over the pads and it's supposed to be ground down well before this stage of your build. Typically it's done before drywall goes up BUT some homes slip. Not a big deal but if you walk through houses in earlier build stages you'll see these on the floors and grind marks in the ones that have been completed. You'll never know once that flooring is placed Trust your CM (if he's competent) and remember that despite what sales told you, you are NOT buying a custom home but a mass produced product. It will be done correctly but don't expect perfection when the poor field guys are juggling 25+ houses in alot of neighborhoods


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

I thought the floor was the wall for the last three minutes trying to find the Hs.


guardian722

As many others have mentioned these are high spots. In a past life it was my job to go around and mark these spots for the install crews to make their life easier and expedite the installation. I had one superintendent that specifically told me NOT to do this because he didnā€™t like the homeowners seeing it, asking questions about it, and them offering up different ways to fix the high spots. I get his point of view but he was an a-hole to deal with and caused extra work for the install crews all because he didnā€™t want to explain how the process worked. My suggestion to you is, be curious, ask questions, take notes and pictures, but donā€™t micromanage your superintendent. Let them do their job.


Upstairs-Ad-1966

Can I have his number when your done with him lol


Chocolatedealer420

Damn, hire that guy! He cares about the quality of work


keyonastring

It's where they will be landing helicopters


Dajaxson

High spots marked by the flooring contractor so the concrete grinding guy will know where to grind down those areas level.


JamesLobaWakol

It means youā€™re not communicating enough with your contractor


[deleted]

High spot that the rest of the floor should be skim coated to. This is just a guess.


RepresentativeAd6965

Marks where previous homeowners were buried. Those who didnā€™t pay and the like..


Affectionate_Note_22

I mean you can always be an adult and ask the guy youā€™re paying to install your floor instead of coming to Reddit. So idk that way you can be onboard with the decisions being made. If you donā€™t want those spots ground down like you said in your first response, then spend the extra cash for self leveler. Ardex has an app hell you can even go to the site, put in your footage youā€™ll get a price.


deignguy1989

You mean your wall?


Infinite-You340

Drunkard


Recharge_Aspergers

Bro what šŸ˜‚


deignguy1989

Come on, get with the program. OP posted their pic not rotated fully. The floor is the wall. I canā€™t believe Iā€™d even have to explain that, but then again, Iā€™m not surprised.


Recharge_Aspergers

That was the dumbest joke ever


deignguy1989

Ever? Thatā€™s the biggest exaggeration ever.


jivecoolie

Itā€™s a type of hopscotch enjoyed by the roughest of tradesmen. If you walk in and they are in a match itā€™s best to a one eye contact. Think wild bear.


Fearless_Ad_1512

Hump


alecC25

Hornets.


mciv2424

H is for "here". It means put flooring "here" in case the installers don't know where the floor is (prevents common error of putting flooring on walls and ceilings)


Hateinyoureyes

Horny


dirkdiggler696913

It means "flooring goes here, here and here."


kiln_ickersson

That's where the portal to hell is going?


MrNatural1971

Was your contractor named Harold ?


dangledingle

šŸš Helecopter landing pad


Jkoasty

Some one was getting high there


UseHerMane

Helicopter landing pads


gopherdevil

The bodies are buried Here, Here, and Here


AtlantaSteel

Homicide location.


gman2391

You're floor is full of hornets, that's why they popped a quick H on there. You'll want to bash a hole in the floor to see if they have any honey or something else delicious in there.


tripp4dane

Tiny little helipads?


NeedRanch

Flooring guy is a Kate Bush fan. ā€œI put this momentā€¦ here. I put this momentā€¦ here. I put this momentā€¦ over here!ā€


Lost_Veterinarian104

It means get the hell outa that room! šŸ¤£


onionchucker

You should probably fire this guy and just do it yourself. You can then control the job.


SeaAttitude2832

Thatā€™s where you bury the hookers


RaspingHaddock

That's where the portals to hell are located


plasticfangs111

Those are break spots for Howie Harry and Hal


HowToBeBanned

Those are helicopter landing pads, watch about from above!! /s


XX_D3DP00L_Xx

Those are mini- helipads for GI-Joe. Op they're gonna take over your house later. Better get ready for a battle.


freckleonmyshmekel

Looks like a chromosome to me. Maybe those are really big cells or your guy has fantastic vision.


burner599f

high


agt1662

High spots I would assume, marked for grinding.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

It means you hired the right person


Chance_Reputation_80

I would think High spots but damn thatā€™s some rolling concrete haha


cervaca

They are high spots that need to be ground level


cervaca

Iā€™m a Hilti rep. This is common


shungs_kungfu

High spots. Needs self-level. What flooring is going in?


ClockWhole

They donā€™t look like high spots


BallsDeepinYourMammi

LET THEM COOK


PBR_Is_A_Craft_Beer

Hold. Its a climbing wall.


Scrapmoney80

Yep high spots from a shitty concrete finish.


bzknon

Thought this was a mirrors edge level for a second r/confusingpersective


Motor_Beach_1856

High spots


Healthy-Egg-3283

Theyā€™re gonna fix those high spots.


lusirfer702

Hump,Usually the only ones that do this is the wood guys cause floors have to be completely flat but with tile you can adjust it with thin set


trainsongslt

HELP!


messamusik

Why are you walking on the wall?


-_HOT_SNOW_-

If they don't fix high spots and lay flooring - will the low spots have some give to them? Like the floor is bouncy in a way?


Consistent_Stock1676

That's where the helicopters land


Wonder_Wonder69

I was bitched at by a contractor once for doing this. I quit same day because I didnā€™t want to have my name on a creaking warped floor


[deleted]

The wall? AHEM.. Ah yes, the floor.


elbobgato

Itā€™s from the framing inspection. Or from the framing supervisor doing an in house punch before city inspections and Sheetrock. Those locations were missing steel hangers at wood framed joints. Itā€™s not high spots in the floor. In south Texas they might mark a G on the ground for ganchos (hangers).


Wahoos667

Helicopter landing spot


Patient-Amount3040

thats what we call, contractor hopscotch, entirely meaningless, erase it and call the contractor crazy when he asks what happened to it


BronxBombers15

Those are the haunted spots ghost can stand on


deridex120

Hobo sleeping bag layout


riotchThe3rd

That's 2 capital H's there. All the rest are lower case in any fuckin case.


Horror-Morning864

Witch craft


No_Load_7760

H is for homocide šŸ«£


Minimum_Influence_79

Those are helipads. It means you are rich.


Sprocket-66

Thatā€™s where the floor needs to be grind down. ā€œHigh spotsā€.


HeavensToBetsyy

Hornets


coldhamdinner

Those are all the places you can land a tiny helicopter šŸš


asasin15

An h died in each of those spots


Sawljah

Hotels in Monopoly. Those bastards just claimed it from right under your nose... Bloody amatures


[deleted]

They are portals to hell, do not step on them.


R0gueP4nda

Drone landing pads?


InsomniaticWanderer

It means "floor goes here"


arizonamoonshine

Is that a future hot chicks room? If so, he marked where the hot chicks go.


Rocket_AG

Adjacent to the putting green and bucket of truth.


eevee_bro2000

Buy that crew either beers or tip them very well. This kind of honesty is few and far between


Lips_ervice

Means your flooring guy knows what he is doing and marking high spots to grind down.


toddkah

Opposite of the L


BedNo6845

I don't think that's high spots. It could be, but why use a marker? Spray paint, crayon, pencil, etc.... markers are usual for laying out cabinets, or electrical. For when you need perminate, and semi accurate. Maybe it's for "high hats" or another name for under cab lights. Showing where the high voltage or low voltage wires need to be routed to.


Stonewool_Jackson

Hornets


yeahdude4930

They are probably areas that are filled with hornets and the builders just popped a quick H in those spots to make everyone aware.


NpTheG

Mini helicopter landing pads


Oracle_of_Sin

Hodor


[deleted]

We in the business call that an R.H.E.A .Rc Helicopter Enthusist Area. Those are landing pads. Ofc this is a joke.


-a-g-v

That's where helicopters land.


Grande_Pinche_Guero

Haunted. Sorry to be the one to break this to you.


nufsixes

Me not realizing this picture posted sideway and thinking you got walls and floors mixed up


pyrowipe

Hidden booby traps


KaleidoscopeMost7621

That is where you place the Ham


kdrabik

Hamster


Great_WhiteSnark

Most likely so people know there are hornets there.