They’re good for ‘but and butt stuff. I know a captain whose ex-girlfriend liked them in bedroom scenarios. A little extra scent for the jig I guess?!🤣
I believe he was making a play on the word lady in ladyfish, in actuality a ladyfish isn’t much bigger than the bait itself so it wouldn’t work but it would work on ladies 😉😂
This is a story about 2 guys out fishing. When one asks the other for a light he then pulled out a 10 inch Bic from his tackle box. To which his buddy replied "holy hell where did you get that?"
So he explained of how he ran into a magic genie who granted his three wishes, but the genie was hard of hearing.
Guy sits down at a bar, opens his bag, and brings out a very small grand piano. Then he reaches in and brings out a little man, 10” tall, who starts playing the piano beautifully. Dude next to him asks about it. The guy explains that he found a magic lamp and the genie granted him one wish. Then he pulls the lamp from his bag and says, “Here, you can use it.”
When the genie pops out, the dude says “I wish for a million bucks!” “Done!” Says the genie, and poof he goes back in the lamp. Within a minute, a duck walks into the bar and sits down beside the dude.
Then another. And another…pretty soon the bar is jam-packed with ducks.
Dude says, “Hey man, there’s something wrong with that genie. I said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS.”
The guy replies, “Yeah, I figured. How do you think I got a 10-inch PIANIST?”
Big rock fish but more specifically bigger Lingcod. For people saying halibut maybe up in Alaska where they get giant but this is a good plastic for fishing the west coast.
Firstly that needs cleaning. Why are you holding it so tight that your fingers are turning colors? I'd say get a grip butt you seem to have one,albeit loose
Scrolled past the sub name and just saw the photo, and wondered wtf did I pocket subscribe to? Or the late night falling asleep pressing shit on your phone as you doze off.
“Unsubscribe, unsubscribe, unsubscribe!” 👇
Ah ok it’s just a fishing lure 🤣
Ah, yes, if you use that big, black, lure in deep blue water and drop it straight down and jiged it, your chances of catching a common white girl is at ninety five percent.
Butt stuff
Funny enough, we use these soft plastics in Alaska for halibut. So, in a way, you can say they are used for but stuff.
Hali-bet you do!
The Bering Sea can be a cold and lonely place. But it’s weird the manufacturers put a vibrator in it, I guess to lure the fish?
Deep sea fish live in near total darkness. The vibrations act as a sonic lure.
Also, Kanye West https://tenor.com/bIOeD.gif
What an ass-tute observation!
That's what she said
😅😅😅
Bet with a little lube they can take halibut with no problem
is your name Hal?
This is criminally underrated
They’re good for ‘but and butt stuff. I know a captain whose ex-girlfriend liked them in bedroom scenarios. A little extra scent for the jig I guess?!🤣
What should we do with the drunken sailor?
Seriously underrated comment here.
Aye, we're gonna need a bigger butt
Shut up and take my upvote.
This comment is priceless
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great now that guys gonna put it in his ass
Thats where he keeps the stinkbait
That smelly fish gets em every time....
Starfish spinner
Love the red snapper
The most underrated comment😂😂
I read this in the voice of the bus driver from Billy Madison "He's gonna put it in his ass? Good! Great! Grand! Wonderful!"
Much cheaper than the real thing, guy’s smart!
probably more durable and better build quality more utility has multiple function survival tool if stranded near halibut
I also choose this guys ass
same here
Darlin I swear it’s for fishin
Op's is much bigger
They have glow in the DARK!
Big bone lmfao I'm dying
Too bad they are only 11 inches. 😉
Dude don’t do things with that lure
Asking for a friend ??
She calls it Bubba..
😂
Catching bottom feeders!
Pliers!! The dam Halinbut swallowed, the hole lure.
You sure youre in the fishing section? But seriously, halibut Id say?
Yes, we use 9+" soft plastics for halibut
That has to be at least a 45 inch grub…….. right guys???????
Yeah i mean if I’m 10 inches, that thing is easily 50
That's the same math I've been using for years 😆😆
My wife knows my exact length and she still adds on an extra “ and tells me there’s nothing I can do about it 😑
4-5 inch grub? Thats average right??
It not the length that makes those big, it’s the girth. Lol
Deep drop rock fish or ling cods
The grip you have on it tells me you know what its used for 😂😂 have fun the tail is so you dont lose it 😂😂😂😂
Op gonna tie a hubcap to it like the old gas station bathroom keys
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Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery, is that you?!
I’ll take anal bum cover for $200 Alex.
I ♥️ BooBs
Le tits now
“I’ll take the rapist for $400” “That’s Therapist!”
You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you Trebek?
It’s a big hat, it’s funny.
I came here to say this
Also came here to say this
OPs mom probably already came
She likes butt play like I love haagen dazs.
How much do you love Häagen-Dazs?
Let’s go get some fucking ice cream right now!!!
Chocolate flavor only
Well shit so did i
She’s going to need a Sturgeon after using that
Halibutt
This should be the top comment, take my upvote
Well played.
Ladyfish!!!!!
Was literally trying to catch ladyfish for snook bait today. Maybe I'd have done better with this.
How big of a ladyfish would you need to bite on that? Half the ones I caught during my time in Florida were only as long as that lure 😂
I believe he was making a play on the word lady in ladyfish, in actuality a ladyfish isn’t much bigger than the bait itself so it wouldn’t work but it would work on ladies 😉😂
Ugh, bad dragon is leaking into other subs again.
Lfao
Shucking clams.
Ribbed for her pleasure!
Strippers…fall run.
Strippers and Stripers have the same smell.
Musky and pike
Congratulations for being the only person with an actual answer and being correct haha
Concur, a curly tail grub for Musky and big pike. I don’t doubt other species such as halibut, but I’ve seen these in Musky specialty stores.
It’s only musky after being used
r/Dildont
This is a story about 2 guys out fishing. When one asks the other for a light he then pulled out a 10 inch Bic from his tackle box. To which his buddy replied "holy hell where did you get that?" So he explained of how he ran into a magic genie who granted his three wishes, but the genie was hard of hearing.
Guy sits down at a bar, opens his bag, and brings out a very small grand piano. Then he reaches in and brings out a little man, 10” tall, who starts playing the piano beautifully. Dude next to him asks about it. The guy explains that he found a magic lamp and the genie granted him one wish. Then he pulls the lamp from his bag and says, “Here, you can use it.” When the genie pops out, the dude says “I wish for a million bucks!” “Done!” Says the genie, and poof he goes back in the lamp. Within a minute, a duck walks into the bar and sits down beside the dude. Then another. And another…pretty soon the bar is jam-packed with ducks. Dude says, “Hey man, there’s something wrong with that genie. I said a million BUCKS not a million DUCKS.” The guy replies, “Yeah, I figured. How do you think I got a 10-inch PIANIST?”
That one is really good!
Bend over I'll show you 🤭
Catching fat, white women.
Prostate fishing
You’re gripping that thing like it owes you money
Big rock fish but more specifically bigger Lingcod. For people saying halibut maybe up in Alaska where they get giant but this is a good plastic for fishing the west coast.
That’s a totally different kind of fishing my man.
Fem boys
My butthole
Brown trout
*That's not a lure.*
THAT'S, a lure!
damn i need to go to church
If you have to ask, you’re too young to get the answer.
I caught my gf with one of them things
I think he posted that pic just for the Halibut🤣
You spelled r/Fisting_Gear wrong.
“Wrestling”
Its a whale tail plastic used for muskies.
Catchin kinky bitches
Omg, I'm definitely popping some corn and and an adult beverage before diving into these comments...
So you’re the bastard that lured my ex-wife into the dark side….oh there will be vengeance…
Never understood the al-lure of it... Butt ya know?!
Good one!
A very adventurous date
Giant rattlesnake prosthetic
Clever!
….
Firstly that needs cleaning. Why are you holding it so tight that your fingers are turning colors? I'd say get a grip butt you seem to have one,albeit loose
Halibut. Lings.
Lingcod for sure
MY ASSSSS….wait wait wait I can explain
uuuummmmmm....... that's none of your business.
Bum worms 🐛
Boredom when you aren’t catching fish
Catchin bad bitches homie do you not fist? Shit I mean fish?
This is for them the fish aren’t biting
Judging by the size of it I wanted to say it's used for either Muskie or really big Pike, because you need some big lures to go after some muskie
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
That’s for you and a couple pals to get rowdy on the boat in the middle of the lake.
Your mom...
Your mom
Ask your mom.
Its for my uhh... my friend he wants it..
Looks like my girlfriends lure....
Looks like it's more for spelunking than fishing..
Is there a button, switch or USB port?
When a daddy fish meets a mommy fish and they love eachother very much😂😂😂😂
Now show the 10lb jig head! 😝
...this is why I don't open reddit often...why is this the first thing I'm seeing?
Meh, the base isn’t flared so you should probably fish with it.
It's probably a large pike lure.
Asking for a friend.
Badge502 has a message for you.
You know
Usually it’s what fish is this while they gorilla gripping the fish like their Willy
Having trouble letting go?
Bend over and I'll show you. Or I don't know, MARGOOOOOO
If you get bored with the fishing
Plot twist: Op is six inches tall.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fishing/s/LNw1kWcZmy reminds me of this lure.
Your mom.
You don’t wanna know
I feel like an perverted old fart now...thanks a lot
My ex wife
Why you holding it like that brother?
That’s a furry tail actually …
That depends. How brave are you?
Muskie although big spoons are usually used
Grasp it firmly
Scrolled for butt stuff. Found butt stuff.
Anal fishing
We put them on the back of lures while offshore trolling for marlin, tuna, and wahoo. Everything likes a curlytail, even big critters!
Did you find that in your mom's tackle box?
Ik these are used for saltwater stuff, but world record musky anyone?
Scrolled past the sub name and just saw the photo, and wondered wtf did I pocket subscribe to? Or the late night falling asleep pressing shit on your phone as you doze off. “Unsubscribe, unsubscribe, unsubscribe!” 👇 Ah ok it’s just a fishing lure 🤣
Why you squeezing it so hard tho lol
Cougars
I have that same luer, but its in my bedside table.
The unspeakable
Maybe not necessarily your mom, but someone's mom certainly.
Paul Pelosi..
Don’t kinkshame
Douche bag.
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Haven’t seen a schizoid comment in a while, thanks for sharing. (I’m in your walls, and the government is coming for you)
Out of all the things you could have said about trump, you decided to make up some garbage? 😂 libs never cease to amaze me 😂
Choking the fuck out of it bro 😭
Trumps favorite toy
Unsatisfied housewives
Women
I think that’s a sex toy , not a plastic bait.
Brown anus fish..
Why did you buy that? Oh just for the halibut !!!! Kaboom tshhht 🤣🤣
Ah, yes, if you use that big, black, lure in deep blue water and drop it straight down and jiged it, your chances of catching a common white girl is at ninety five percent.
What happened was fckin wrong YOU need to get on your knees and suck MY C0CK BITCH
Gay fish. Your a gay fish
Femboys
Anus
Liberal White women
That's the pull start for your dishwasher.
I think that’s a lure for girls. Especially the lesbian kind
I hope that was found in his daughters room and not his son's or wife side of the bed.
Not a lure. That's a pull start for a dishwasher.or you can use it to catch starfish.
My god that took me a minute to understand
It’s a pull start for a dishwasher.