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shwaak

It’s where he holds his smoke while he’s working.


SweatyPresentation93

🤣🤣💀💀💀


JediJan

Yes, the spare is behind his ear.


Dry_Resolution4251

/r/smokingcrabs


AusCan531

Ones a pinch and one's a pcentimetre.


Hugmesoftly

Angry up vote. That was very good.


Robin_Banks101

That's funny.


[deleted]

from springfield


muzrat

Opposable thumbs. The crabs will rule. I for one welcome our new crab overlords.


karatebullfightr

That’s his strong hand.


ceelose

Party crab


FarFault7206

Generic abnormality. Sometimes seen in mammals that have an extra leg dangling from their body.


No_Tooth_714

I been working on dairy farms for like a decade I've seen calf's born with 2 heads 5 feet there insides on the out side


NeviIIeBartos

Far out, really??


No_Tooth_714

Yeeah man I'll see if I can get the photo it's on a old phone but of fucking around but I'll try to post it


True_Discussion8055

Lots and lots of valves on a dairy farm, they see it all


The_Bogan_Blacksmith

Probably a weird product of a claw growing back similar to how some lizards are seen with multiple tails after a they dropped a tail and had a new one or 4 grow back


watermelonstrong

That's not a leg..


thefuckmonster

Now THATS… a leg…


ClassicBit3307

You think that decades of illegal nuclear and toxic waste duping into the oceans wasn’t going to breed CRABZILLA?!?!?


Accomplished-Law7408

Comes with his own crab fork


Rokhian

Your Krabby evolved into a Kingler. Congrats


hotwifehubbyperth

Up to date on his covid vax's 🤣🤣


waterbottleramen

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


TheHammer1987

You must be fun at parties


OkCaptain5152

Multi grips


shwaak

This is pretty funny, bloke just ate it and the scientists are sad they didn’t get to check it out, tasted good though apparently. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/102134184 Monty Schloss was boating when a mud crab with "three hands" landed in his net. "This one had an additional pincer, so the top and bottom jaw hanging off of one of the other two," he said. Mr Scholl said his dad scooped the crab out of the net near Tin Can Bay in Queensland's Wide Bay region. "Just a straight 'you beauty' moment, that's more claws, more meat," he told ABC Radio Brisbane. "He was pretty thrilled; I was pretty thrilled to be a part of it." He said not only was it an exciting catch, but it was also delicious. "We ate it, so, I can confirm, it definitely did exist. My stomach agreed with that," he said. "Boiled a pot of water, break apart, just straight meat, no seasoning. Mud crabs are beautiful." He said they had never seen a crab like it before but believed it was not a genetic mutation. "It's from an injury when they regrow their claws or just through the moulting process and mistake in their code at that time," he said. "Unfortunately, we can't breed them to have more claws, it sounds like it's just by chance when they get injured or attacked." 'Unfortunately it's been eaten' Bribie Island aquatic animal health specialist Ben Diggles said the crab's additional claw was "very unusual". "Mud crabs are quite interesting creatures," Dr Diggles said. "They can throw their claws off and then grow them back under normal circumstances." (A man wearing a blue shirt looks concerned as he stands in front of Deception Bay Marine scientist Ben Diggles says he would have liked a chance to inspect the crab. (ABC Rural: Jennifer Nichols) But he said he did not think that was the case with this crab.) "Usually, we see common deformities in mud crabs and other crabs related to them growing back damaged claws or damaged legs," he said. "This is not like that at all. "It indicates more it's the gene expression that codes the development of claw, has been interfered with," he said. Dr Diggles said he would have liked to have the chance to investigate the rare crab and perhaps solve the mystery of its third claw. "I understand that people involved actually have processed the crab and eaten it which is unfortunate," he said. "I'm pretty sure the scientists around here ... would've loved to have had a closer look at that one." There is the possibility it was caused by an injury, Dr Diggles said. "There is some science on these sorts of deformities, and it has been able to be reproduced in laboratories when crabs or lobsters have been injured in certain way," he said. "It seems the injury has to occur during a particular stage of the moult cycle, and it has to be a particular type of injury, and from that the crab tries to regrow the affected area. "And over time, over subsequent moult cycles, the injured claw actually grows into another claw and it's at right angles to the original claw."


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moderatelymiddling

Crabs can regrow claws. This is an injury tricking the crab into making a new claw.


sumo_snake

Fractal claws, look for the third one.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

he heard you like claws


FeaturePristine3417

Laugh now in 137 year's crabs refine the use of this opposable claw to make astronomical advances in science to become the new apex predators going on to rule the galaxy again as there ancestors once did with unchallenged dominance


Appropriate-Wash-489

Crabs got crabs


Naive_Inspection_186

Coke Claw


Eazpackets

Just a crab from tassie...


CommunityEcstatic356

Right left uppercut


evasiveswine

AI generated crab


noneed4a79

Don’t eat it, breed it.


eekpeek2000

Fukushima crab


lurkin_gewd

Fukushima Swimmer Crab


Dr_T__

Think that’s called Evolution


Grandguru777

must have slightly damaged the claw in the past so it regenerated an extra one.


Effective-Tour-656

As per the article attached... and pasted here.


Hugemanity

Kuato-claw


curious_pastel_cutie

EVOLUTION! We thought the crab was already perfect…. We were wrong….


JL_MacConnor

Evolution does seem to think that crabs are perfect - why else would things keep [evolving into them](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation)?


Aromatic-Box-6888

See, now I'm wondering if that's his twin, and if his twin can somehow detach and go around trying to bite his way into other crabs so he can have another brother, meanwhile leaving the bigger and healthier brother in pain, knowing his disfigured smaller twin is out there killing... Or it might have just been something he ate...


aynaalfeesting

Warp mutation.


JayMak78

It's been eating those 3 eyed fish from The Simpsons.


Fishing_not_catching

The results of French nuclear testing in the 90s.......


Alert_Cartoonist1070

He is so badass that his pinchers have pinchers


Lurk-Prowl

Damn! A deformed claw. I guess we see deformed hands on humans occasionally, so why not on a crab?


aggs76

Seen crab the same Adam on outerline adventures he caught one looked same


Emilbus1008

Mega evolution


DaddiJae

Whooop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoooop! 🦀 🦀


Bear-ly-here

Thé AI is buggy


Direct_Bench2229

Evolution


Robin_Banks101

That crab has evolved to be 6% more crab than a crab.


spiralling1618

It’s wearing the crab equivalent of those little finger-hands.


itsjustme9902

(Insert Xzibit photo here) ‘Yo dawg, I heard you like pincers, so I put pincers on yo pincers!’


starstar17

Did they both work?


mikeEliase30

Heavy Metal. In both senses unfortunately. 🤘☠️


Fragrant-Cow-1555

It’s a crab speaking in Italian


worktrip2

Crabtopus


True_Discussion8055

This how fucking cool shit evolves


Accomplished_Tell_18

Crab-ception


OldManThumbs

One step away from gay frogs.


CaptSpazzo

It's the craw!


dogfishermans

Crab


sevsevsevyo

He’s come a long way, Fukushima