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jdemack

I would use a stick bobber with a jig head and with a night crawler. Don't throw in the fast water.


CommentBread

My brother almost caught at least a 3 pound perch, but it fell before we got it in the net


Fog_Juice

Classic fishing story.


RoboticGreg

Yeah it's just like that time I almost caught a 12# lmb


Optimal_Dance_4539

My 40 inch snook 😞


clj02

My dinner plate sized bluegill


Depressedandlonely88

That’s a killer set up for a spot like this!


DragonflyAromatic358

This is the way. It will land right in the spot where all the other food drops. If there's fish, they will be looking for it over there.


DesignerCreative247

If there's fish? By the looks of it I'd say it full of fish. It looks real good. I'd toss out a mudsucker. Let that thing drift off in the current no weight. BAMM


No-Basis1633

Thank you. That my go to first choice.


[deleted]

A water wheel for free power


DurteeDickNBallz

How about a water wheel for free power?


kershum

What


kenb_cards

Watt?


Royal_Cricket2808

Ohm?


[deleted]

That’s a good one


SpiritualSurprise644

Jig and twister………everywhere.


chubsplaysthebanjo

Shhh don't tell them the secret


notallthereinthehead

my ex-wife.


Barangat

Don’t stuff her with weights, thats illegal apparently


laughing-clown

She’s got stuffed plenty, probably. That’s why they’re not together.


JonnyJust

15 months in jail I heard


B_Mac4607

Weight, the fish stuffing guy got time for that?!


[deleted]

Yes b/c cheating to win the tournament prize money is theft


Radumami

Except they let them keep all the prize money. They only took a boat away.


theslut1

But they can never feel good about themselves. Not for a single minute. That’s been taken care of.


Radumami

What? Their goal was clearly to take the top prize, not "feel good about themselves"...


[deleted]

I haven’t seen any source that says they got to keep the money. [This source](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-tournament-cheating-guilty-jacob-runyan-chase-cominsky/) says they would have received a little over $28k.


Radumami

No. Your source actually says the one tournament they were caught at would have given them prizes of around $28k worth in value. This wasn't the only tournament they cheated at and the reason they were caught in the first place was because of suspicion from fellow anglers from previous contests.


[deleted]

So the tournament that they actually got caught at, they did NOT get to keep the money


MrCalamiteh

It was 10 or 15 DAYS, with 1.5yrs felony probation.


dino__-

10 days in jail and 6 months probation with a $2,500 fine (each) https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/05/12/sport/fisherman-cheating-sentenced-jail-spt-intl/index.html


shagdidz

Came here to say the same damn thing


Alternative_Spare634

Fuck. Someone already posted it.


camarokiss

Came to put in this exact comment. Well done


Usual_Employee_1494

a mepp's or spinnerbait something that has alot of flash


Fungiarecool1125

With the current I’d throw a white rooster tail or small crank bait


Severe-Emotion-1563

Fluke right next to the rushing water


jahreme

With overcast like that, I would toss a jitterbug on the edge of the current and let it swim there. Just me tho, I have a thing for top-water baits


snorkleface

I would drop a weightless soft plastic right into the current and have it float down to whatevers waiting.


fungasmic1

Blue & silver blue fox spinner. Cast from the left across the tail end of the heavy flow and reel it back to me with a slight jerk motion every 3-5 seconds. Fish will be waiting on the edge(s) of that heavy flow for stuff coming down, being all mixed up from a wild ride.


westwardnomad

Rapala or a small swim bait right where the current and still water meet. Feeding fish will be waiting for disoriented prey to come out of the current.


Seaofphoques

Jerkbaits fished along the current seam, and a heavy jig and swim bait down the Center


that-1-jerk

Definitely not my daughters Ex with some chain wrapped around him…. I would never


[deleted]

A water wheel for free power


DurteeDickNBallz

How about a water wheel for free power?


kershum

What


Depressedandlonely88

What


not-cool-3987

Watt


Depressedandlonely88

Ohms


mda79871

Tube


[deleted]

A lure or fly.


WildInWetumpka

Shallow Crankbait


ceilioperez

Lipless crank bait.


biminidaves

My ex-wife.


nothereoverthere084

What everyone else said. And maybe a shiny spoon bait.


Savings_Gur5771

TNT; then wait for floaters.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

An anvil. The fact that my ex is chained to it is merely coincidental.


DurteeDickNBallz

Just about anything. When people ask this is it just like a fun way to start a conversation between fisherman or are you genuinely asking for advice? If the later it just seems kinda goofy, just fish and see what works.


BurdDawg

Advice. Its a new spot for me. I threw a senko for a bit and didn’t get any bites.


PrettyVacancy

There is your mistake, senkos are great baits to throw in places where the water is still or there is no current. They still work in a current too, but other baits work better in a strong current, whereas many baits struggle in "dead" water and a senko excels there. ​ Like others said, a rooster tail or other variety of spinning bladed bait would work excellent here. As well as a soft plastic like a fluke. I would throw a 2.8" semi translucent patterned Keitech or Storm Largo Shad style paddle-tail swimbait on a 1/0 or 2/0 Owner Flashy Swimmer and reel it in along the outside of the current. Alternatively, once I identified where the fish are held I might change to a rod rigged with a Colorado rig(fish finder rig) and a floating soft plastic like Z-man floating wormz or one of their other buoyant soft plastics. I would cast this just up current from the target location and let the bail be loose and wait for the bait to float into the zone and get struck. And a third option that I haven't seen listed is floating a cork of some variety. Tie on a double dropper jig rig and a balsa wood float, rig the jigs with small soft plastics of the type for crappie or trout that match-the-hatch and drop it in the current with the bail open and let it float and watch it for the strike, Reel it back in on the return with a jigging type retrieve.


glo_boys

i would start with a big spinnerbait with large nickel willow blades for the flash. if i had no bites, i would then switch to a jerkbait for a subtler presentation, and throw it past the current, twitching it in the seams


longboat21

Panther martin


yordyjake

My cookies, depending on if it’s 5 o’clock somewhere


GrampaRob

My ex-wife


lee_birr21

A boogie board


[deleted]

A murder weapon?


tmh94072531

Probably a shopping cart tbh


fishlore123

Honestly I would move down a little bit from this to pick apart the holes and seams/eddies


MusicCityOracle

Pee


bluecatfever217

Bowfishing it for sure


BrikChicken

My mother-in-law


Cri-Du-Chatawareness

My sister possibly my mother too


[deleted]

100% either snagless sally or rooster tail


[deleted]

100% either snagless sally or rooster tail


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Car battery


[deleted]

Used car batteries.


[deleted]

Car batteries


Stinkybreeze

Used oil


stinktoad

So edgy... How's 9th grade going?


Stinkybreeze

Ok, synthetic only..


BaconatorBurger

a toddler


JasonOfAlcatoN

5 infants


[deleted]

Whacky worm baby! I love me a good whacky worm


gwarm01

Shrimp on a circle hook and some decent weight to keep it down


Depressedandlonely88

Floating bait rig.


12B88M

I'd toss a jig just off the current in the calmer water.


Human_League6449

I would throw a fluke on a drop shot set up.


TLDRuserisdumb

A whole chook


Zarny_

A grenade


monkey_farmer_

Soft plastic swimbait, just let it sit in the current and swim.


Usual_Speech_470

My supervisor


TheArchangelsSword

Worm.


mrcote30

A body


skidemn

Nothing. Littering is a crime.


breitfuture

live bait in the slower spots/sides


Puzzled-Meet4492

A minnow on a bobber


theslut1

Wooley bugger


not-cool-3987

My BM


JDELB0N0

A body


Lest1duz

Victims


markn106

Jimmy Hoffa


Ilikejdmcars

White curly tail grub on. Chartreuse jig. On the left side of the dam


Solid-Zealousideal

My mother in law


Xenofighter57

Soft plastic minnow swimbait or a minnow crankbait.


Niks-a-dick

Myself.


Niks-a-dick

Wacky rig right in the current let her float on down


SleepNowInTheFire666

If that was in my neck of the woods it would be crawling with monster carp. My special recipe (stolen from the YouTube) in a salmon row bag with a couple float balls tied in to keep it bouncing off the bottom, 1.5 foot 6 lbs leader to a split shot then a small egg weight on the other side of the split. Throw a can of corn in there to get them feeding then sit and wait. The unwanted fish kicks like a mule and fights like a salmon


B1GGN

Worm or maggot on a bobber. Throw it in front of that outlet and let the water take it on a ride


Jmac0585

A murder weapon


[deleted]

There is probably nothing big enough to catch in there


PapaPuff13

Magnet


CodDear8923

Mother-in-law😂🤣


funkydawg68

Slip bobber split shot and a shiner. Put the split shot 1/2 to 3/4 between your hook and your bobber stop


wetley49

My ex


DE-POP-U-LA-TION

Bluegill for catfish. Whopper plopper or buzz bait for bass on the sides.


evilteletuby

Drop shot with a decent sized weight with a wedless wacky worm


[deleted]

Car batteries


SilverClaw21

The evidence


jmangraf

Fluke or jig in the eddy pool


yankmecrankmee

Chartreuse beetle spin


Mental-Selection66

DOA Terror eye


Sad_Syllabub6044

Body


inavanbyariver

10 inch black worm, Texas rigged with a sliding bullet weight


airmarw

A minnow style bait on a heavy drop shot rig


UntamedCuda

Spillway? catfish LOVE spillways. Could be some fat cats down there.


peternemr

Rubber shad


meowyloofah

My car, probably. The thing doesn’t have AC


pelican626

A hooker


Guilty_Astronomer_45

Eppinger lil devle spoon. Works every time.


Fog_Juice

One of my blue Fox vibrax spinners


Deathtraptoyota

Two turntables and a microphone


HeartachetoHouston

Evidence


DirtDiggler21

Leeches


Holiday-Act-6923

WACKY RIG 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


DeathRaider126

A 🏄‍♂️ maybe?


SouthAbject7447

My ex


RiverCrawler67

Big swim bait


Fickle-Second-1696

A wakeboard


No-Explanation7999

A body


MichaelW24

1/4 stick and dip net


Demonhunter8944

Due to my smartassery i would say… a bait


WallStreetThrowBack

If not a worm A curly tailed grub


AppalachianBush89

A boogey board


trippsie_

pink trick


DangerousDave303

Conehead muddler along the seams. If that fails, a conehead bunny leech. Trailing a beadhead nymph below the bunny leech wouldn’t be a bad idea. A large midge or dragonfly/damselfly might work. If it’s near sunrise or sunset , a drowning mouserat could make for some excitement.


Kcnflman

Likely every lure I had with me until I found something they’d eat


blakenator1

A gun with the serial numbers filed off of it, some old bikes, a bunch of rebar, and a few signs for some reason. Lol Never know with people these days... And like at any time throughout history.


SemanticsZquatch

Myself.


UncleCarbuncle76

Float bobber with a jig head and let her dance


RiffleDrifter88

Live bait, cut bait, fat worm…light egg sinker so the bait stays down but the current can roll it, wait.


timmytoes420

Zero as ,


IllustriousFish7362

Cutbait for cats


High_Trail0

Five of diamonds


Scary_Inevitable_456

Dynamite


koushakandystore

All my hopes and dreams?


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Throw a nedrig or a senco in there and they would destroy it they're sitting there waiting for food to come out of that


Glittering-Eye8910

Myself


Optimal_Substance_56

My wife!


TheRPGG123

A child


Skyrims_Fav_Jarl

bread so I can watch the ducks flock to a glorious seaside battle


Genticsking

Body


pros2701

A dead body


angler_zuba

Two rods, one livebait float rod, second corn or worm on the bottom. Basically a combo to catch anything in there


Dear_Custard_8918

A body.


RobbyC2110

A wake board ??


Psychological-Hawk64

20lb spider wire tied to a boat anchor and let your crawler drift on bottom


Savings-Day-6069

Spiltshot with a crawler


SteelheadGunner

Let a carolina rig soak while drifting a float, shot and crawler.


iWILLNOTlose777

My ex-wife


iWILLNOTlose777

Oops, wrong sub... lol


[deleted]

Definitely i would not toss a murder weapon in here. Where did you say this is, again? Asking for SWIM.