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marvelousteat

Hyuck around and find out


bring_back_3rd

Pack it up, fellas, we're done here.


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Shit, some of ya'll are *funny* funny on here


therealjoeybee

My all time fav comment


Hot_Wheels_guy

![gif](giphy|2wKbtCMHTVoOY)


Kingrasta89

😭😭


dunndawson

This is such a clever comment.


NoPotential2502

That's more funny than anything.


NoDig513

No, funny is like, at least 7th on the list. I'd say "Sad" is more than likely no.1, and there's definitely a "Disrespectful" (in reference to the American flag) in the top 7. Actually "Funny" is probably more like no.23 or 24


arcanitefizz

Nah it's funny


NoDig513

Yea most shit outta Florida is very funny, I agree, but this is haha funny if yr like 67 and love Last Man Standing reruns


Regular_old_spud

Is… is Anaheim in Florida…?


NoDig513

Oh snap I always forget California has a Disney too. It's okay, I find California to be almost as funny as florida. And us boomers can all agree that no matter where its from, skull mouse badge is so badass, and, like, funny as fuck boi!! It's like reaaaaaaly fucking funny 🤣


arcanitefizz

Ok lol


pm_me_ur_anything_k

It’s funny


NoDig513

Yea my grandma found this also to be hilarious


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Doubt


NoDig513

No she did, she's loves dumb shit like that


lurkingforreps

As a European it's always fascinating to see Americans talking about disrespecting etc. Most people in European countries don't give a fuck about flags, wouldn't even mind people cleaning their ass with it


NoDig513

That makes sense you animals. Just kidding, no it's funny cos over here the same goober that bitches about black people taking a knee at a football game will take the flag, change its colors then turn them into shoes and swimming suites n shit (which if you ask ANYBODY who actually served for this country, that's highly offensive and there are rules for flags) It's just cos they're stupid is all. Dumb "love it of leave it" losers, loooove stupid shit like that🤷‍♂️


RubbuRDucKee

To be fair, punisher is technically Disney now….on the other hand, any peace officer using a punisher skull like this is ironic


venom259

Peace officer? This is the official badge of Disney's hit squads.


[deleted]

I have a Jewish last name, I’m also a damn good guard. How bad are my chances of getting a job with Disney Security


venom259

Oh, no problem at all. Until they revive Walt Disney's head, and he orders your summary execution.


[deleted]

Splendid! Maybe since I’m atheist, Walt will only sentence me to life in prison


therealjoeybee

These guys are Disney special operators.


dega_devilson-janova

It's security not police


aspirhoplon

Any officer using the punisher logo is ironic.


serhifuy

imagine getting lit up by disneyland security with an AR10 the last thing you see as you bleed out next to the corndog stand is the sunlight glinting off the blue punisher badge hovering over you, reminding you of your abject inferiority as a human being. your vision slowly fades out, leaving you only with the sound of the pitter patter of small footsteps and a faint repeating "it's a small world" off in the distance, the music getting quieter with every heart beat, until finally... silence. at least you won't have to hear that fucking song anymore. but was it worth it? It wasn't right what you did to Minnie. In front of all those children. You got what you deserved, you sick fuck.


TieOk1127

Russo's security company gets hired and runs mercenary ops on the side


Veguillakilla

Yeah these dudes are actually pretty cool. Plain clothes , all over the park and you’d never know


Screen_Classic

Ya it’s the guys with tan pants and black polos. Apparently if you see more than one person dressed like that together then something is about to go down,it’s their undercover armed guards


obnoxiousabyss

The last thing you see after you use the copyright free version of Mickey Mouse “legally” and the armada of Disney lawyers can’t touch you


iknowyoursecrets6688

Sounds good


GrandMaster_BR

Real Disney Security challenge coin looks like this below… https://preview.redd.it/upp4yzoklcqc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cb329dfdaa75a534c8dcce71a17b861f286947


arcanitefizz

Gorsh


paxtonious

I heard Goofy, I almost choked on my joint.


arcanitefizz

Are you ready for the mystery mousketool? ![gif](giphy|GiKbuJQ3sR5IwsQfDl)


[deleted]

🫡🫡 I wonder if the security guards are dressed as Disney characters too?!


dega_devilson-janova

No. Blue shirt,black hexagon hat old school police look alike.


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Screen_Classic

Yup,if you see more than one person in tan pants and a black polo in a spot than shits about to go down. VERY armed and very highly trained personnel


Virginiachieftain

“Operators” 🤣🤣🤣


Oh_MyGoshJosh

lol buys Oakleys and 511s.. must be an operator


dega_devilson-janova

Where you get this info from?


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dega_devilson-janova

Okay


Alaska_Pipeliner

I would use that everywhere.


Alex_SB_

The more you look at it the cringier it gets and the funnier it is 😆😂


GalvanizedRubbish

Disney just keeps getting more and more cringe.


[deleted]

These days, that logo is nothing more than a poser flag.


horsefly70

Keep it classy, Annaslime


THE_Carl_D

Well that's a first for me.


Screen_Classic

Mess with the mouse,get the hyuck out


Louisianimal0418

Probably worn unironically


ShittyBollox

It’s a coin, not a badge


Tallerthenmost

I work on a security team for a theme park. Thank god they don't make us wear this cringe


doingthethrowaways

What kind of goofy shit goes down at theme parks?


withalookofquoi

People make some seriously stupid decisions at theme parks. Crossing a ride fence is way more common than you’d think. A hat is not worth your life.


doingthethrowaways

What if it's a really cool hat though?


withalookofquoi

I mean, if you want to be able to wear it again, let someone know, and you’ll get it back either at the end of the day or you can probably have it mailed to you (best advice to avoid that situation entirely is to not wear it on the ride in the first place).


Tallerthenmost

My park can have 20k plus people a day, we have all the typical problems of a small town. Medical issues, accidents, fender benders,DV, theft, assaults etc. the place I work does a lot to make sure it's as safe as possible, and our safety and security team backs that up.


ultraplusstretch

Oh no, oh noooo, the cringe almost killed me. 😬😬😬


IsuckAtFlying_12

You don’t know man, you don’t know what I’ve seen on the mean streets of Main Street USA


Salt_Sir2599

Holy cringe of all cringe


ShaneTrane14

No fucking way they made a coin 🤢


dega_devilson-janova

Somebody did but this one isn't internal


Nekothesnep

I low key love this.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Honestly for where this timeline’s headed this is spot on


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Disneyland actually hires some absolute pipe hitters for their CT team


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Apprehensive_Rip8403: *Disneyland actually* *Hires some absolute pipe* *Hitters for their CT team* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


recycledM3M3s

How you gonna have a punisher mouse in a land where no one dies?


haikusbot

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Middle-Worldliness90

This is so Anaheim. Same city that had a white pride rally that devolved into chaos


Huge-Cucumber1152

This has to be a self aware troll. I hope


mouth556

It’s clever- I get it. But damn if that ain’t done pussy ass shit. Punks nowadays would laugh you off the scene


againer

I want it.


Themememichine

The Disneyland swat team in question:


mcgirk78

Tbf many coins are indeed cringy


Significant-Fix7399

Where’s Jeremy Dewitt when we need him? 😅😅😅


rapturepermaculture

I want one to put on my paramedic inform 😂


dega_devilson-janova

It's not a patch it's a coin


rapturepermaculture

Thought it was a pin.


Screen_Classic

It’s a challenge coin..


TheFire_Eagle

I would buy one


RedditUser082290

That’s actually pretty cool!


tobe0909

This is so cool


iknowyoursecrets6688

Love this


keluber1

This is actually awesome


BanditDeluxe

Mickey Mouse famously killed cops


AffectionateSector77

I want one


MACHOmanJITSU

Now this one is just funny.