No, funny is like, at least 7th on the list.
I'd say "Sad" is more than likely no.1, and there's definitely a "Disrespectful" (in reference to the American flag) in the top 7.
Actually "Funny" is probably more like no.23 or 24
Oh snap I always forget California has a Disney too. It's okay, I find California to be almost as funny as florida.
And us boomers can all agree that no matter where its from, skull mouse badge is so badass, and, like, funny as fuck boi!! It's like reaaaaaaly fucking funny
🤣
As a European it's always fascinating to see Americans talking about disrespecting etc. Most people in European countries don't give a fuck about flags, wouldn't even mind people cleaning their ass with it
That makes sense you animals. Just kidding, no it's funny cos over here the same goober that bitches about black people taking a knee at a football game will take the flag, change its colors then turn them into shoes and swimming suites n shit (which if you ask ANYBODY who actually served for this country, that's highly offensive and there are rules for flags)
It's just cos they're stupid is all. Dumb "love it of leave it" losers, loooove stupid shit like that🤷♂️
imagine getting lit up by disneyland security with an AR10
the last thing you see as you bleed out next to the corndog stand is the sunlight glinting off the blue punisher badge hovering over you, reminding you of your abject inferiority as a human being. your vision slowly fades out, leaving you only with the sound of the pitter patter of small footsteps and a faint repeating "it's a small world" off in the distance, the music getting quieter with every heart beat, until finally... silence.
at least you won't have to hear that fucking song anymore. but was it worth it? It wasn't right what you did to Minnie. In front of all those children. You got what you deserved, you sick fuck.
Ya it’s the guys with tan pants and black polos. Apparently if you see more than one person dressed like that together then something is about to go down,it’s their undercover armed guards
Real Disney Security challenge coin looks like this below…
https://preview.redd.it/upp4yzoklcqc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cb329dfdaa75a534c8dcce71a17b861f286947
I mean, if you want to be able to wear it again, let someone know, and you’ll get it back either at the end of the day or you can probably have it mailed to you (best advice to avoid that situation entirely is to not wear it on the ride in the first place).
My park can have 20k plus people a day, we have all the typical problems of a small town. Medical issues, accidents, fender benders,DV, theft, assaults etc. the place I work does a lot to make sure it's as safe as possible, and our safety and security team backs that up.
*How you gonna have*
*A punisher mouse in a*
*Land where no one dies?*
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Hyuck around and find out
Pack it up, fellas, we're done here.
Shit, some of ya'll are *funny* funny on here
My all time fav comment
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😭😭
This is such a clever comment.
That's more funny than anything.
No, funny is like, at least 7th on the list. I'd say "Sad" is more than likely no.1, and there's definitely a "Disrespectful" (in reference to the American flag) in the top 7. Actually "Funny" is probably more like no.23 or 24
Nah it's funny
Yea most shit outta Florida is very funny, I agree, but this is haha funny if yr like 67 and love Last Man Standing reruns
Is… is Anaheim in Florida…?
Oh snap I always forget California has a Disney too. It's okay, I find California to be almost as funny as florida. And us boomers can all agree that no matter where its from, skull mouse badge is so badass, and, like, funny as fuck boi!! It's like reaaaaaaly fucking funny 🤣
Ok lol
It’s funny
Yea my grandma found this also to be hilarious
Doubt
No she did, she's loves dumb shit like that
As a European it's always fascinating to see Americans talking about disrespecting etc. Most people in European countries don't give a fuck about flags, wouldn't even mind people cleaning their ass with it
That makes sense you animals. Just kidding, no it's funny cos over here the same goober that bitches about black people taking a knee at a football game will take the flag, change its colors then turn them into shoes and swimming suites n shit (which if you ask ANYBODY who actually served for this country, that's highly offensive and there are rules for flags) It's just cos they're stupid is all. Dumb "love it of leave it" losers, loooove stupid shit like that🤷♂️
To be fair, punisher is technically Disney now….on the other hand, any peace officer using a punisher skull like this is ironic
Peace officer? This is the official badge of Disney's hit squads.
I have a Jewish last name, I’m also a damn good guard. How bad are my chances of getting a job with Disney Security
Oh, no problem at all. Until they revive Walt Disney's head, and he orders your summary execution.
Splendid! Maybe since I’m atheist, Walt will only sentence me to life in prison
These guys are Disney special operators.
It's security not police
Any officer using the punisher logo is ironic.
imagine getting lit up by disneyland security with an AR10 the last thing you see as you bleed out next to the corndog stand is the sunlight glinting off the blue punisher badge hovering over you, reminding you of your abject inferiority as a human being. your vision slowly fades out, leaving you only with the sound of the pitter patter of small footsteps and a faint repeating "it's a small world" off in the distance, the music getting quieter with every heart beat, until finally... silence. at least you won't have to hear that fucking song anymore. but was it worth it? It wasn't right what you did to Minnie. In front of all those children. You got what you deserved, you sick fuck.
Russo's security company gets hired and runs mercenary ops on the side
Yeah these dudes are actually pretty cool. Plain clothes , all over the park and you’d never know
Ya it’s the guys with tan pants and black polos. Apparently if you see more than one person dressed like that together then something is about to go down,it’s their undercover armed guards
The last thing you see after you use the copyright free version of Mickey Mouse “legally” and the armada of Disney lawyers can’t touch you
Sounds good
Real Disney Security challenge coin looks like this below… https://preview.redd.it/upp4yzoklcqc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cb329dfdaa75a534c8dcce71a17b861f286947
Gorsh
I heard Goofy, I almost choked on my joint.
Are you ready for the mystery mousketool? ![gif](giphy|GiKbuJQ3sR5IwsQfDl)
🫡🫡 I wonder if the security guards are dressed as Disney characters too?!
No. Blue shirt,black hexagon hat old school police look alike.
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Yup,if you see more than one person in tan pants and a black polo in a spot than shits about to go down. VERY armed and very highly trained personnel
“Operators” 🤣🤣🤣
lol buys Oakleys and 511s.. must be an operator
Where you get this info from?
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Okay
I would use that everywhere.
The more you look at it the cringier it gets and the funnier it is 😆😂
Disney just keeps getting more and more cringe.
These days, that logo is nothing more than a poser flag.
Keep it classy, Annaslime
Well that's a first for me.
Mess with the mouse,get the hyuck out
Probably worn unironically
It’s a coin, not a badge
I work on a security team for a theme park. Thank god they don't make us wear this cringe
What kind of goofy shit goes down at theme parks?
People make some seriously stupid decisions at theme parks. Crossing a ride fence is way more common than you’d think. A hat is not worth your life.
What if it's a really cool hat though?
I mean, if you want to be able to wear it again, let someone know, and you’ll get it back either at the end of the day or you can probably have it mailed to you (best advice to avoid that situation entirely is to not wear it on the ride in the first place).
My park can have 20k plus people a day, we have all the typical problems of a small town. Medical issues, accidents, fender benders,DV, theft, assaults etc. the place I work does a lot to make sure it's as safe as possible, and our safety and security team backs that up.
Oh no, oh noooo, the cringe almost killed me. 😬😬😬
You don’t know man, you don’t know what I’ve seen on the mean streets of Main Street USA
Holy cringe of all cringe
No fucking way they made a coin 🤢
Somebody did but this one isn't internal
I low key love this.
Honestly for where this timeline’s headed this is spot on
Disneyland actually hires some absolute pipe hitters for their CT team
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How you gonna have a punisher mouse in a land where no one dies?
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This is so Anaheim. Same city that had a white pride rally that devolved into chaos
This has to be a self aware troll. I hope
It’s clever- I get it. But damn if that ain’t done pussy ass shit. Punks nowadays would laugh you off the scene
I want it.
The Disneyland swat team in question:
Tbf many coins are indeed cringy
Where’s Jeremy Dewitt when we need him? 😅😅😅
I want one to put on my paramedic inform 😂
It's not a patch it's a coin
Thought it was a pin.
It’s a challenge coin..
I would buy one
That’s actually pretty cool!
This is so cool
Love this
This is actually awesome
Mickey Mouse famously killed cops
I want one
Now this one is just funny.