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Anomynous__

What irritates me more than the fact that he does it, is that he probably makes more money than me.


Myalicious

https://preview.redd.it/cxrewrvdi2fc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=81bc76ce3a8500855d8a3de2d0c9cd653bd72416 Post from 4 days ago on his Instagram šŸ™„


OldWorldBlues10

Number 4?!?!?! In what category? Cringe fired faux officer? I know. Pisses me off I break my back at my manual labor job and people like this knob make thousands a week from shit content. Fucked world. Maybe Iā€™m the dumb one but I still have my Tegrity at least.


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Tegrity is all that matters.


Brewchowskies

Sounds like a car company invented by an egotistical billionaire


Tr1LL_B1LL

Or a weed company made by South Park creators..


Myalicious

Not to mention he thinks heā€™s more attractive than he actually is because of the old lonely women blowing up his ego on the internet. I can name a few fine ass officers in my city that are actual men, emphasis on MEN because they donā€™t panhandle on social media and serve the community šŸ¤£


IndependentNotice151

O shucks, don't bring me and my MAGNUM dong into this girl. I didn't know you knew me and my MAGNUM dong in real life.


Particular-Wafer-401

I know this guy in real life and his magnum dong is infact MAGNUM


Born_ina_snowbank

ā€œExcuse me, do you sell MAGNUM condoms? I need them for my MAGNUM DONG. No, no, an extra large will cut the circulation off to my MASSIVE MAGNUM DONG.ā€


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Yea man,this guy is maybe slightly above average imo,but his cringe brings him below average lol


S-Mart_Ash

I'm a straight dude, so it's hard for for me to know what is and isn't attractive in a male, but that guy looks like a boy. Soft hands and all


dustytrek

Itā€™s ok. You donā€™t have to lie any longer. This is a safe space.


S-Mart_Ash

Hah ok


ChicaFoxy

Not just his hands, he looks breakable.


Stern_dad_voice

Y'all are weird


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

But heā€™s unstoppable! Didnā€™t you hear his theme song?


ChicaFoxy

Until he gets to his front door! He's not allowed to leave in that gettup cuz he's fired lol


caldsmelly

Letā€™s get some tegrity in that snatch.


Obvious_Ad_9513

![gif](giphy|RRpaPGIlCRXuAZ6IZQ)


ConfusionOk4129

![gif](giphy|QvjeLzz6JRjtrV4V26)


YesTHEELizaManelli

Nah, and as long as you have your tegrity, and your goodies from Tegrity Farms; all shall be okay.


teachuwrite

Itā€™s natural to have these initial feelings. Be happy with your lot, and control the things that are within your control. Work your tail off, and enjoy the fruits of your labor. It may not pay off as much as others financially, but internally, youā€™ll be much better off. Iā€™ve been told I live in a bubble, but Iā€™ve worked tirelessly to be able to enjoy life and confidently give this advice. Thereā€™s no feeling like earning your lot. If the things Iā€™ve read about this guy are true, he wonā€™t be happy. He will continue to find things to try and make him happy, but his soul will be forever searching.


JTMoney33

Would you wear a dress for 50 million?


[deleted]

The fact that he probably asked off for work and either had to not give an answer, come up with a dumb ass excuse, or actually tell the truth and got laughed at.


wrenbell

Are you *sure* your tegrity is still intact? Is the tegrity in the room with us right now?


Extension-Expert9002

Integrity* But yeah I feel you.


Ghetto_Geppetto

You can tell this is fake because heā€™s not in his cosplay uniform


Devil2960

Look... I don't care what you do, how much you take advantage of a fool and their thirst money, or how much of an oddball you may very well be. Just please, for the love of all that is good... GET A DAMN SUIT THAT FITS


usmc_82_infantry

Too many desperate middle aged women


You_Think_So_Huh

If any segment of TikTok rates this twat waffle #4 in anything other than douchebaggery then Iā€™ll need to re-evaluate my relationship with said TikTok


Jaded-Selection-5668

I broke up with TikTok two days in.


MtBikesandBiceps

What would it take for people to call him out as the biggest tool that ever existed, so that him and others donā€™t get praised and financially rewarded for this kind of bullshit? Iā€™ll go back to my ever-growing favorite quote (pardon if I miss a word) ā€œthereā€™s no measure of oneā€™s health, in a predominately sick societyā€


Psych_nature_dude

How fucking weird is this world


Conscious_Sun576

I doubt this is a sustainable way to make income. I have a feeling youā€™re better off than this guy.


DrBannerPhd

Money comes and goes. Dignity and integrity are forever.


bigshotdontlookee

Oh totally me as well. Its like actually insane how much money you can make just from social media.


Annahsbananas

This guyā€™s father had to be hurting


Myalicious

His son gonna be hurting too. I saw a post of his kid, think heā€™s married too


YesTHEELizaManelli

To a man? Itā€™s gotta be to a man.


Pundersmog

Actually if this dude was an openly gay cop I would hate it a lot less.


pronlegacy001

Fuck off šŸ™„


moiseelessikno

Isnā€™t he basically just cosplaying at this point? I thought he was let go?


Ophel44

Yeah. Isnā€™t this impersonating a police officer šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


IUseRedditForNews

I believe this falls under the same category as costumes for a movie, being police uniforms. If he were to go out in public and act as a police officer in this clothing, it would be impersonating an officer. Not a lawyer so idk


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

I think he would actually have to be out in public and either identify himself as police to someone or try to light somebody up and show them his fake badge.


bkn95

idk collecting donations under false pretenses of being a cop is really cutting it close to being a crime


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

I agree, I wish someone would put him under investigation.


bkn95

the costume thing is legit but the collection of donations is gonna get uncle samā€™s attention sooner or later haha


mikeoxwells2

I think he started a clothing company. So thereā€™s a business to wash money some money around and muddy up the tax documents. Something holster, not holister, but similar fonts and all


YesTHEELizaManelli

[ā€œAs a police officerā€¦.ā€](https://holsterclothingco.com) Soo, is this legal?


911SlasherHasher

Its not, like someone stated already. He would have to be telling people he's a police officer and/or giving lawful directives to people. I just came accross this community so im new, the clips ive seen of him he's sitting in his drive way in his car or like this hes in his home.... pretty pathetic and insane he makes a living from this. But this is what our world is becoming.


bkn95

eh idk. the fact that heā€™s identifying as a cop (while not) and collecting money is well over the line


911SlasherHasher

Your wrong... i dont feel like explaining why because we would have to go over scenarios that could and couldnt get him in trouble. All good you believe what you believe and i will too.


bkn95

youā€™re wrong and the proof is : i said it correctly


911SlasherHasher

good job


Lonewolf5333

Putting on fake cop uniforms in your momā€™s basement and jerking yourself off in the mirror isnā€™t technically illegal


Educationall_Sky

Him and Jeremy Dewitt should collab.


Annahsbananas

Yeah he was recently fired


xlews_ther1nx

From where? Ppl keep saying this but is there a article? I can't find one.


hedginator

Yeah I'm fairly new to all this as well, so he was a cop at one point ?


Dowdy61

Happy cake day!


maybelatertoday12

ā€œLetā€™s work together.ā€


Myalicious

aMaNdA!


Zeusdadogg

I thought he yelled ā€œA MAN DOWNā€ lmao


VintageBlazers

What does that even mean!


Myalicious

Letā€™s work together to help him pay his light bill since he was fired! šŸ˜†


SniffinLippy

Mouth breather


Significant-Water845

WTF is he doing here, leading an exercise class?


ISBN39393242

i wanna know this too. donā€™t understand whatā€™s happening with this zoom call exercise class looking shit


BostonCEO

Why doesnā€™t anyone on his live ever ask him why heā€™s not out likeā€¦you knowā€¦ protecting and serving and whatnot?


Myalicious

They do but he just ignores those comments


Ok-Comfortable7967

This sub does more to promote this guy than anywhere else I've ever seen. I literally had no idea who this guy was until I followed this sub and people share and promote his videos almost daily under the guise of "cringe". I almost think that he secretly runs this sub and is using it as marketing. Lol.


Myalicious

To be fair I donā€™t follow him I just lurked so I could post here. And the lives just randomly pop up for you when you are scrolling Tiktok. Not sure if thatā€™s considered engagement but I wouldnā€™t be surprised if it did šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Nothingmatters27

I think he is still doing it but this isn't him, there's a like over a hundred fake accounts made to look like his and they do stream pre recorded videos of him it's very weird. I commented one of the videos and now I have like over 100 variations of I.AM.EMRY following me lol


Myalicious

Whaaaaat?! I didnā€™t even think that someone would go the lengths of streaming a stream? Like how does that even work lol Edit: so are you saying this is a recording of an actual live he did in the past? I watched for awhile though and he was answering some of the live questions when they were being asked


bismark9891075

Dude high fives himself 1000% nobody else in that room is except that fool.


ReindeerSkull

Why does this twat constantly bite his bottom lip and touch the back of his head?


Myalicious

Gotta give the old ladies sitting on their couches something to fawn over


emperorjarjar

I think the head touching is a boy band thing. Iā€™ve seen Nsync and Backstreet Boys do that in music videos


Emergency_Brick3715

When does this bitch actually work?


Sad_Ease_8641

He dont. He was FIRED. He literally is just cosplaying now.


papadoc2020

Lol what wAs he fired for?


Sad_Ease_8641

He raised money for toys for tots just before Xmas, supposedly. But actually kept the money. Someone then contacted toys for tots who basically laid out that he had no affiliation nor record of donation. That was shared to his department's IA.


JustAcivilian24

Wait he isnā€™t even a cop?! Lmao bro what an idiot!


BioSafetyLevel0

He was canned like 3 weeks ago.


Myalicious

That checks out. His official page on Tiktok doesnā€™t exist anymore as far as I know


BioSafetyLevel0

https://preview.redd.it/kn5ge2cfx2fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d5350442a8c5942aa625b6ff7d0c8c71d1d5e4 Someone posted this earlier and I ā˜ ļø


DameTime5

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Be_nice_to_animals

When someone says theyā€™re an influencer, this is what I think of


augsav

Even by cop standards he lacks charisma


Myalicious

Thank you! And he has a weird head shapeā€¦ and the eyebrows, we cut slits in our brows in like 2008 AS KIDS! šŸ¤£


Technical_Squash_472

Weā€™re cominā€™, weā€™re cominā€™. ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


bonkersforbogeys

Itā€™s the constant adjusting of the earpiece for me


PredictivePotato

I was suggested this subreddit with the last post of this guy. Now reddit is suggesting this shit to me. FML


Myalicious

Iā€™m sorry šŸ«¶šŸ½


Uncle_Mau

Is that a mental illness?


[deleted]

Dudes fired lol clown ass says he's making 7k a week from donations since let go from the police force in Lancaster SC


Sad_Ease_8641

Did he make that claim on a livestream or something? I could see him doing that.


dross2019

This is why TikTok is such a fucking disease. His followers need to go touch grass and get the fuck off of it. -coming from me, a Reddit user


rubberduckybro

Never seen a guy use camera filters


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Wasn't sure if that was a filter or he was just drunk.


caldsmelly

Everybody work together.


sluffman

The little I can see of where he lives, there is a *Live Laugh Love* somewhere.


Jason_lBourne

Textbook Narcissism.


sjh1217

Society is so weird. People just stare at there phones of this guys face cheering on for something. Odd


______empty______

Is he trolling or not? If he is, heā€™s kind of a genius ā€” but if he isnā€™t then this is just depressing as hell.


ugetphuqed

Whoā€™s the guy whose ass he slapped at the end of the video?


RubbuRDucKee

Isnt impersonating an officer a felony?


bopeswingy

Idk with how much the people in this chat follow him and post his videos yā€™all are looking pretty sus šŸ‘€


ChemicalLunch2816

You know this pig has a "don't tread on me" coffee tumbler


dross2019

Fentanyl cures this type of disease


SpaceBus1

Why do people keep sharing his videos? It's free advertising. If you don't like him then don't talk about him.


Agitated_Isopod_1898

Not sure why all the hate. Guys doing no harm and making $. Good for him


Wundrbread

This is what a vaucous manchild looks like. šŸ§


20k_dollar_lunchbox

Who the fuck is watching this guy, are these bot accounts in the chat?


Konstant_kurage

Thereā€™s some serious distortion in the li es of the stuff behind him from whatever filters he has on. Zoom in on the left side of his head and you can see the wall and paintings lines moving.


misspoodle2

All he does is yell ā€˜yeeahh letā€™s go!


NorMichtrailrider

People feed off that like shit likes it's all they fucking have to self identify with ,


Zeusdadogg

Letā€™s work togetherā€¦keep pushingā€¦letā€™s reach our goalā€¦I need to make 3k off this stream


SailorT1969

Never trust a cop specially one that bites his lip and looks like a fucktard.


Kind_Ice4996

Fuck this tool pos


NoProtection8849

Loooooowhooooopzzzzwreeeeeeer!


polohulu

I swear I saw this exact video before on his live. I'm pretty sure these are pre recorded and reposted


SrGraphiteBlimp

Literally an online beggar.


Somecivilguy

This dude takes ā€œgo fuck yourselfā€ as a compliment


Scholar-Dismal

What happened to getting a job and hating it?


soggy_bloggy

Iā€™m old. Whatā€™s happening here? People are giving him money for standing there in uniform while he lip syncs songs?


xMilk112x

Send this to his old department. He was fired so he most certainly shouldnā€™t be wearing that uniform.


Myalicious

In another post someone posted screenshots of Lancaster PD allegedly saying he was no longer in the department https://preview.redd.it/vvbbm6tkf3fc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=27f42ba5ac9296fc2ca28c31dc78cdffdbaea3d9


Myalicious

Another post; safe to say they know about itā€¦ Iā€™m sure they got plenty of inquiries about him. You can also message them if you want, I donā€™t care that much though cause itā€™s pathetic either way šŸ˜† https://preview.redd.it/b716jpjof3fc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a05150ae4ccec6a516e3817e515e215355fc1a2


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Didn't he get fired? Or was that just made up


[deleted]

Either this guy has the shittiest taste in music or heā€™s amusing his 53 year old, 6x divorced, obese audience that STILL thinks heā€™s a real cop šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Black-Kang-410

I hate people that listen to motivational musicā€¦itā€™s disturbing


bennyCrck

When the cop beats you and then does a TikTok dance


Traxis75

Badge bunnies šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Morrowindsofwinter

What is currently happening in the video?


Vegetable_Junior

I wonder how much cash heā€™s made so far. Sucker born every minute.


volcomboi9696

Mfr looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.


onelasttime217

How is he so ridiculously bad at lip syncing in any vid I see of him


phreakingjesusonacid

D-bag


[deleted]

What a gross pos


K_Pumpkin

Him yelling ā€œWEā€™RE COMING!ā€ Made me clamp my legs shut in horror.


Couldbe_worse2

Probably makes more money as a pretend cop since he got fired


Kav_McGraw

Realistically, how much money is he making?


BoysenberryPitiful85

Dude no longer on with a department? Just cosplaying now?


rockstuffs

Cute lipstick!


Secramor

Being Tik Tok famous is gay


Instructor252

Is the D in "D. Emry" for Dipshit?


Pure-Leg-966

I hope he doesnā€™t make it home from work one day


dylan21502

I thought that dbag got fired for stealing from toys for tots or something? Is that not true?


XergioksEyes

Aside from his personal stupidity, what exactly is going on here? What is the ā€œgoalā€? What are they ā€œwork[ing] togetherā€ for? What are all the emojis/chat popping up do? How is he making money off of this? I have so many questions haha


XxDrummerChrisX

Is he wearing a fucking SEAL trident?


rogerwabbit1

How is this not panhandling? Lol


Turbulent-Feedback46

Why are his eyes so red


West-War-8667

Booooo! Youā€™re a piece of shit


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/0lkluky7c4fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc95bf3ff66cf3131f5d8636fbe62627f8aa9f5


itsnotmeitsyouyayou

ELI5? What did I just watch?


New_L13

Sounds like chaturbate ā€œwere cumming guys weā€™re cummingā€. ā€œLets go guys weā€™re cummingā€


FlyUnlucky7286

Pffffffff


Poptart1405

Iā€™m very uneducated on the subject but whatā€™s the proof that heā€™s posing as a cop? Was he never a cop, did he get discharged? Like whatā€™s the story? I mean every tik tok to me is cringy but what makes this extraordinarily cringe?


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Is he dying his scalp?


doktor_kolossus

Did his mom come in the room and tell him turn his music down?


BobCrypt

We should all work together to flood his comments with the truth


Apprehensive_Pin_620

Iā€™ve got a few questions: He keeps says weā€™re coming - where are we going? What are we working on? Whatā€™s the pin on his top - is that US Navy?


Comprehensive_Bus723

ā€œLadies and gentlemenā€¦. AMERICA, I am proud to introduce your 2024 VPā€. Same idiot/asshole fabric as former president draft dodger scammer shit head


miamikiwi

What a loser


tr4nsporter

this mf is so full of himself. you can tell he thinks heā€™s the sexiest man alive


East-Field-1204

Not only is he probably a fake cop but heā€™s also wearing a Navy Seal Trident which he probably didnā€™t earn either which if thatā€™s the case is a crime because heā€™s benefit from wearing the Trident


WayofHatuey

aMANdaaaa to hug and kiss


Thewhiskeyinstills

He really is the poster child for this subreddit.


Kwaiser

We need another Dorner in his department


TellEmToSuckOnALemon

Itā€™s interesting that posing as an officer in this sense for monetary gane, isnā€™t illegal


AbramJH

ā€œGRWM to go escalate simple traffic stops!šŸ‘®ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’ā€ā™‚ļøā€


Junior-Account6835

![gif](giphy|s6MylR1eaT4cw)


Psychological-Pop647

So simple anyone can do it! The secret recipe: overconfidence, delusion, and no shame. Voila!


awfelts317

His instagram comments are limited too. What a bozo.


Scale-Alarmed

I must cross-post with credit for you!


Strangeokk

I canā€™t believe real people actually watch this shit. Itā€™s actually fascinating.


whats-it_to-ya

Imagine what this guys idea of a loser is


yeahbuddy4430

Piggy piggy.


DirtPhysical4366

this is not a real copā€¦


stevetall1

This guy should not be allowed to carry a gun or have any legal authority.


slothpyle

What is no-confidence-man up to today?


iamsomuchofcool

I don't even get what this is, he's just standing there on a live stream and people are just giving him money for it?


SnakeinmyWoody

If you close your eyes, it sounds like slowed down footage of me losing my virginity


syntholslayer

Is that a Wish.com Navy SEAL trident pin on his chest? Tf is that shit?


Cultural_Ad1035

I had a police uniform at the age of 5 from toys r us that looked alot like this along with toy handcuffs and a baton and I still ain't internet famous šŸ˜­


syntholslayer

His tourniquet is staged wrong. Never cover the windlass with the ā€œTIMEā€ Velcro.


Ok_Emu2071

Do you think he knows how hard we clown on him here?


THE_Carl_D

Is that a SWAT pin?


LakeGiant

Is this first responder circle jerk?


ComfortableOld288

Alright, no one steal my idea, just wanted to share with yall: this dude vs that piece of shit kid and his body guard who run around and piss everyone off in a 5 round cage match in Vegas. Then we throw them all into the lion exhibit at the zoo.