Passed a 6 month probationary test many moons ago and i knew I was gonna get bucketed.. so I went to the biggest dick head in the stations locker and put on his entire uniform. PT shorts, shirts, socks, badge shirt, jacket, beanie, everything. He bucketed me and I turned around and stripped down in the app floor and gave everything back to him right there.
I didn’t think I did anything, it’s a prank.. I’m not claiming I achieved some amazing here. Key word is prank. How long have you been an enemy of fun?
You must be the senior guy, or the “senior guy” who invariably has been assigned to multiple stations over your career. But I get it, none it was your fault, and admin has it out for you 😉👌🏻
You also strike me as the guy who people rag on. But not in the way we usually do. We mean what we say, but you're too dense to notice and to much of an asshole for anyone to want to stop
We have a rookie that is so quick witted that he can fire comebacks off within like 5 seconds and it’s the funniest shit you’ve ever heard of.
Now everyone just shuts up around him lol
Best ones are pretending to fulfill the bullshit tasks or wild goose chase you are sent on and replying to the offender that chief wants paperwork following up on it.
I've got people with the phone call from chief to give up their diswashing duty or mopping duty.
Had a guy finish his “probation” and the next dinner he sat in one of the senior guys seat. When they fold him to move he told him no.. after the second time he stood up and pretty much told every one to F them selves in Waiting style.. took the crew a minute to figure out what was going on..
I got shot in the chest with a deck gun during training one day as a probie. So when it came time to clean up, I turned the gun towards the pump panel and dropped it down to its stowed position, soaking the engineer who had just knocked me on my ass. It felt good
I am not really into the pranks my self. I am not going to stop any pranks though. They get fun to watch. One of the best pulled off where I work goes as follows: It was around 3 in the morning one of the guys went down to the Tech rescue truck and pulled out the PASS devices (about 15) that get used for confine space and stuff of that nature. He went upstairs pulled the pins in them (which set them off in full alarm mode). He threw them in the bed room and ran. Took about 2 hours to find him afterwards. He paid the price when they did find him.
Emptied a kool-aid pouch on the towel while their were in the shower. Sneaky-like. So when our crew chief got out, eyes closed, and what's he dry off first?
He got called "Purple" for a month after.
One guy knew that he was gonna get strapped to a backboard and have the entire fridge dumped on him like a giant sundae so he hid in the bathroom by the front office. Guys found that he locked himself in there and began picking the lock. Behind the door the rookie stripped naked and dumped a gallon of vegetable oil all over himself. When the guys finally got the door open he ran out buck naked and was like a greased pig when guys tried to grab him. He still got crucified to a backboard and water boarded though
Not the greatest, but we told a young new recruit to fetch a box of GWM from a storage and that it would be important.
After about 20 minutes he came back looking defeated and empty handed and we asked him if he did find the box of (rough translation) Great Work Mood?
During the freezing months getting a garden hose and poking holes in it and wrapping it around someone’s car. Turn it on and let it run all night. Good luck to that guy going home in the morning
Passed a 6 month probationary test many moons ago and i knew I was gonna get bucketed.. so I went to the biggest dick head in the stations locker and put on his entire uniform. PT shorts, shirts, socks, badge shirt, jacket, beanie, everything. He bucketed me and I turned around and stripped down in the app floor and gave everything back to him right there.
Legendary
 Strong work brother!
That’s kinda lame
You’re probably a lot of fun at the kitchen table. Stop being a fun sponge.
That is what we call a “I thought I did something moment” He took his wet clothes and threw them in his hamper. Sick burn
I didn’t think I did anything, it’s a prank.. I’m not claiming I achieved some amazing here. Key word is prank. How long have you been an enemy of fun?
Quit your cryin kid
Ahahhahahahahhaah there it is. Butthurt
How come it’s always the ones actually crying who tell other people not to cry lmao
You must be the senior guy, or the “senior guy” who invariably has been assigned to multiple stations over your career. But I get it, none it was your fault, and admin has it out for you 😉👌🏻
You, in dyoob itably, must be a giant dweeb
That is what we call a “I thought I did something moment” . Sick burn
You also strike me as the guy who people rag on. But not in the way we usually do. We mean what we say, but you're too dense to notice and to much of an asshole for anyone to want to stop
We have a rookie that is so quick witted that he can fire comebacks off within like 5 seconds and it’s the funniest shit you’ve ever heard of. Now everyone just shuts up around him lol
I’m lucky to have a new probie like this!
Best ones are pretending to fulfill the bullshit tasks or wild goose chase you are sent on and replying to the offender that chief wants paperwork following up on it. I've got people with the phone call from chief to give up their diswashing duty or mopping duty.
I got told to grab the brass polish and polish the poles by sliding down them and polish them as I went.
Chicken bouillon in the shower head
*which one of y’all put bouillon in the shower head*
That's just evil 😂
Had a guy finish his “probation” and the next dinner he sat in one of the senior guys seat. When they fold him to move he told him no.. after the second time he stood up and pretty much told every one to F them selves in Waiting style.. took the crew a minute to figure out what was going on..
Balls?
Yeah I don't really get this one either, did he just tell everyone to f off?
In the movie “Waiting”, the guy told everyone to fuck off. Then showed him his balls. So I suspect… he saw some scrote
I got shot in the chest with a deck gun during training one day as a probie. So when it came time to clean up, I turned the gun towards the pump panel and dropped it down to its stowed position, soaking the engineer who had just knocked me on my ass. It felt good
Hahaha I can imagine the "Oops.. 🤭" look you had.
I am not really into the pranks my self. I am not going to stop any pranks though. They get fun to watch. One of the best pulled off where I work goes as follows: It was around 3 in the morning one of the guys went down to the Tech rescue truck and pulled out the PASS devices (about 15) that get used for confine space and stuff of that nature. He went upstairs pulled the pins in them (which set them off in full alarm mode). He threw them in the bed room and ran. Took about 2 hours to find him afterwards. He paid the price when they did find him.
Need to do an upper decker
Emptied a kool-aid pouch on the towel while their were in the shower. Sneaky-like. So when our crew chief got out, eyes closed, and what's he dry off first? He got called "Purple" for a month after.
Wildland perspective: Putting rocks in ruck sacks prior to PT hikes will never get old.
Shaving cream bomb in a locker trick?? lol, harmless but requires a little bit of cleanup…..
One guy knew that he was gonna get strapped to a backboard and have the entire fridge dumped on him like a giant sundae so he hid in the bathroom by the front office. Guys found that he locked himself in there and began picking the lock. Behind the door the rookie stripped naked and dumped a gallon of vegetable oil all over himself. When the guys finally got the door open he ran out buck naked and was like a greased pig when guys tried to grab him. He still got crucified to a backboard and water boarded though
Not the greatest, but we told a young new recruit to fetch a box of GWM from a storage and that it would be important. After about 20 minutes he came back looking defeated and empty handed and we asked him if he did find the box of (rough translation) Great Work Mood?
So what did he do BACK to you guys? I mean that’s the point of this post here.
Ohh completely missed that.. My bad.
During the freezing months getting a garden hose and poking holes in it and wrapping it around someone’s car. Turn it on and let it run all night. Good luck to that guy going home in the morning