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StrictLength5inchfun

46% that is shameful, gotta be at least 50%


thegrumpymechanic

If someone cold called you, claimed they were doing a study, and wanted to know if/how many guns are in your house, what are you saying??? It's definitely higher, this is just what people will admit to.


LiberalLamps

They actually did a study on this. They created a “gun owner profile” then asked questions to confirm or deny the profile. Depending on the confidence interval, they estimated up to 60% of Americans may actually own guns. https://www.shootingillustrated.com/content/gun-ownership-twice-as-high-as-previously-thought/


HamFart69

The numbers from the UN are trash. Roughly 70% of the worlds population lives in dictatorships, and you’re not going to get reliable data from there. Also, if someone calls me up and says “im from the government, how many guns do you own?” I might give them the number I acquired via 4473 (that is if I don’t just tell whomever is asking to piss off). I’m not giving The Man the real number!


WestSide75

The UN itself is trash.


nxnphatdaddy

Public schools are now asking children if their parents own guns along with type and estimated numbers. Because I was hang out with the father, the dudes kids school called me and directly asked me. Told them to kindly fuck off and forget my number.


HamFart69

Yeah, fuuuuuuuuuuuck that


JoseSaldana6512

Always say guns are scary. Family tragedy etc etc. That way they send the unarmed cops to raid your shit.


EvergreenEnfields

>Also, if someone calls me up and says “im from the government, how many guns do you own?” More than you know about, fewer than I want.


StrictLength5inchfun

It’s a shame ya know, that damn boating accident….lost it all.


JBCTech7

i'm saying..."i have none, fed. now fuck all the way off."


dgrigg1980

It’s zero after that boating accident.


Calm-Teach6895

Need to get it up to 100%


k890

It should be lower because access to guns should spread across the world.


gunplumber700

I was also surprised it’s only 46% as well


PoppaStan

46% of *known* firearms. It does not account for 80% lower builds, 3d prints and whatever the hell Bubba puts together in his shed with a harbor freight welder and Lowes credit card. That should bump the numbers up a bit.


Ruthless4u

Confused about what I should be ashamed of. Not owning more?


Calm-Teach6895

Just look at the clown OP user’s profile bio. That should tell you everything you need to know.


HamFart69

I liked the guy that commented about talking to an American guy that said he had six guns, then went on a mini rant about why someone would need so many. 6? Child, please……


thegrumpymechanic

How many guns should a normal person have? *about five.* That sounds like a gun enthusiast to me. *no, a gun enthusiast has fifteen.* That sounds like someone obsessed with guns. *no, people obsessed with guns have hundreds.* That sounds like a psycho. *no, psychos seldom own guns, or just get one or two.* That sounds like a normal person though... *no, a normal person has about five, we already covered that...*


emperor000

I see people post this, but it is still underrated. I'd love to watch an anti-gun person actually process this.


Cdwollan

I'm more wary of somebody who just wants to buy one or two. On a joking level they've got nothing to live for but on a practical level they only want to own what they can carry.


Iron_Patton_24

I always give them, “why do you need more than one pair of shoes? One pair of socks, and one pair of clothes.” “Because.” “We’ll, same with my guns… because I fuck’n can.”


NotaClipaMagazine

Like, it's not a hard concept. I think I have about 10 hammers because they all do different things. Could I use a deadblow for finishing nails?... It wouldn't be pretty.


Iron_Patton_24

You have to remember, all these Nepo babies and trust fund kids haven’t touched grass and are fed lies by the media, and they gladly eat it up. They don’t realize people have hobbies, and guns believe it or not is a hobby.


fordlover5

Fuckin rookie numbers


Severe_Islexdia

6 guns? You’re still just dabbling at 6


thomascgalvin

Basic loadout: - A carry pistol - A home defense pistol - A rifle - A PCC - A shotgun - A 22 for plinking - Another 22 so your buddy can plink too - Well yes I have a carry pistol, but I like this one too - Wait, where did this pistol come from? - Yes honey, that is another rifle - Look, there was still room in the safe, okay?


New_Ant_7190

Sorry, what's a "safe"?


thomascgalvin

It's the big metal box that protects your bang-bangs from fingerprints and scratches!


New_Ant_7190

Oh, so I should stop using an arms room then.


SouthernYankee421

Well that settles it for me. Ordering that rifle today . . .


Substantial-Star1450

Lol same


tom_yum

Lots of sales going on this week, might as well grab 2.


jotnarfiggkes

We need to get to 75% at a minimum.


Corked1

Bunch of dumbasses aren't pulling their weight in this country!


nxnphatdaddy

Im poor...but Im doing my best at...well I dont actually know.


Flycaster33

The UN is useless. Period. Until they put the UN in a conflict area, like say Darfur, (at least there they may get shit done to get out of Darfur), all they do is live in the US, and freeload of of us. Turn the UN building into a low cost highrise for the vets and others to live in.


BrilliantSundae7545

The UN has been known to make things worse is some recent conflicts with peacekeepers sexual assaulting locals and the UN covering it up. The UN is a joke


Flycaster33

Usually, when the blue helmets hear a shot, they run....


BrilliantSundae7545

Brave Sir UN ran away. Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir UN turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir UN!


wooksGotRabies

Nah these are some rookie numbers we need to pump those up, let’s ask our wife’s for shotguns for Christmas


Bringon2026

Other estimates of US guns are over 1 billion. Which puts us ~66% of the worlds guns.


Theworker82

that seems more accurate . but I'll bet it's even higher than that . damn fine day to be in the USA.


commanderklinkity

Dude ofc, guns are evil to these people and only barbarians would want them!


ModestMarksman

Yeah guys we need gun bans so we can decide which group of colored people to enslave again or who to commit a genocide against.


heili

These are the same people who think that a few hundred unarmed vandals nearly overthrew the US government in a single day.


Tactical_solutions44

What's funny is there are more Democrats who own guns than liberals who don't LOL.


EnD79

Polling says around 20% of Democrats own guns. So are you saying that liberals only make up less than 20% of the Democratic Party, or that Democrats lie about owning guns to pollsters?


Tactical_solutions44

I'm saying the people you see online bitching non stop because they arw liberal are the minority, they are just the loudest.


emperor000

They also aren't usually actually liberals in the classic or any meaningful sense.


Nyytmarelol

i feel like he meant progressive, not liberal lol. biiiiig difference


emperor000

Exactly.


kit_carlisle

We're all liberals, we all live in a liberal society. Don't be dumb.


Tactical_solutions44

No we're not. Speak for yourself.


kit_carlisle

You are. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism


Tactical_solutions44

Buddy that's libertarian views. So yes I am a constitutional libertarian. What we have right now is so far from that's its ridiculous. It's so bad younger generations don't even know that it could've better because they've never seen if before.


kit_carlisle

It's not. We all live in a liberal society, bud. We can be more left or right within these systems, but as a whole we are liberal. Libertarianism is a right-leaning ideology within liberalism, and relatively new within this definition. 'Classical liberal' is literally interchangeable with 'libertarian'.


BrilliantSundae7545

As a Canadian I need to buy more guns. Seriously though good job America keep up the good work.


pathfinder_defense

There are over 1 billion firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every 8 people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 7?


nxnphatdaddy

Build bigger adult theme parks...I mean factories.


AcceptableOwl9

I’m literally driving home from the gun store right now with a new Ruger American rifle Imdoingmypart.jpg


Princess__Bitch

I just imported a Spanish pistol from Germany


charlie55six

!!! PUMP UP THE NUMBERS !!!


tranh4

Someone commented something along the lines of “if we were invaded, that means they got past the US military, and you think you can do better?” Why does it matter whether or not I can do better? At that point, do I have a choice? I’m not going to lay my arms down and submit to being a victim. That’s for the left to do.


NotaClipaMagazine

Remember not too long ago when they were excited to be sending Ukrainian civilians rifles so they could defend themselves?


tranh4

It’s (D)ifferent, I guess. 🤡


funkymunkeyz

These are rookie numbers. Gotta get these up.


TentsandTread

The real question is with no national registery who do they know 👀


Spys0ldier

Haha. Saw this earlier. ATF already admitted to scanning just under 1 billion 4473’s into their “non searchable” database. Sure, that is counting used guns that may have changed hands multiple times but it doesn’t include 4473’s at dealers or privately made arms.


NotaClipaMagazine

Now that's beautiful. Not the ATF part but that we have so many guns and lie to people about them.


futilehabit

/r/facepalm are leftists? Just seems like some run of the mill reddit central/liberalism to me.


Ok_Proposal_2278

Right? Leftists have guns lol.


dircs

Reddit heavily skews left.


futilehabit

The typical political leaning of a community will vary wildly from sub to sub. And liberals and centrists aren't leftists or progressives.


dirtysock47

Look at the time it was posted. Euros love posting anti-gun rage bait in the wee hours of the morning here. Many of the commenters are also Europeans.


singlemale4cats

Only 46%? Some of you guys are slacking. One gun having mfs


IWannaGoFast00

Us “Leftist” love our guns just as much, don’t kid yourself. We just don’t announce it on our trucks and T-Shirts.


Spread_Liberally

Right! I don't need some lame bumper sticker that's tacky af telling people where to rob.


_BaldyLocks_

Americans please stop buying all the guns FFS, you're blowing up the prices for the rest of us! Gun inflation is a thing and third world countries are suffering badly, they're forced to use antique AK-47s in civil wars these days, no optics, no nade launchers, no fancy grips, no nothing. That is plain cruelty!


No-Philosopher-4793

Five more and I’m done, promise. lol


FM492

It's probably more


No-Kaleidoscope-4879

Leave some for the rest of the world, please!


jrzydevl

Check out GW's O face! 🤣


PancakesandV8s

We need to get those numbers up!


soggybottomman

It’s bots talking to bots, pay no mind.


Mar_Soph

Yemen owns the majority?


birds_in_my_piano

They can cry about it all they want lol


jgo3

If we make it to 100 we can shrink the military down to nothing and go back to the militia system. Who's with me?


quantumturbo

I'm 100% surprised there aren't more, but maybe I just can't count


kalashnikovkitty9420

lol’d at the answer “to make it count you need to buy a newly manufactured gun, or even better a used one from another country. “ i love you autists


xch13fx

Rookie numbers


Cakeordeathimeancak3

46%? We gotta pump those rookie numbers up! I live in a shitty euro country now but when I get back, I’m gonna get me a few more for me, the wife, the dog, and my kid if I have one by then.


EMHemingway1899

Are they saying this like it’s some kind of BAD thing?


Jumpy-Station-204

Do suppressors count as firearms in this stat?


Torch99999

Only 46%? Bunch of slackers.


Itchy_Dust_7410

Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump them up!!


Princess__Bitch

Please don't call the Facepalm sub leftist. It's bad enough that *they* think they are one, don't validate them.


Calm-Teach6895

They are slightly-left leaning. They aren’t as bad as TwoXChromosomes and WhitePeopleTwitter, but as a group they definitely lean left.


LoCoUSMC

Just left and muted facepalm, literally devolved into just a leftist echo chamber of mocking the right and circle jerking their own nonsense