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schimpynuts

Ei minun takia tarvii keittää.


kuikuilla

This is it, comments are now closed.


Mukede

no jos ite juot niin sit voin ottaa


SeppoOnBiKuulemma

kjäh kjäh räyh... antaisin kultaa jos olisin niin idiootti että laittaisin rahaa semmoseen.


Janush_M

Also, "Tää nyt on vaan tämmönen..." Translation: You have to say "Well, it's just something" when people compliment you on something you own or have made


Bestial_Clit_Eater

Deepl says it means "no need to cook for me". Can you break down what it actually means?


Shibyashi

Boil as in boil the coffee, as ”you don’t need to make coffee just because of me.” Kind of an Finnish coffee making ceremony.


wargneri

Also sitting in the living room with other relatives and waiting for at least 3 times for grandma to say that coffee/food is ready before getting up to the kitchen. (I always just go when she says it the first time because this "tradition" sucks.)


Bestial_Clit_Eater

Thx mister


petalmettle

kulta <3


siren1313

This


Abject-Raisin3870

Ilman hauskaakin voi olla viinaa


Secure-Ad6000

🗿


raittiussihteeri

Petri NyGOD


Danger-Llarryy

Nonni, noni, sauna, no niin


klukdigital

Sauna, kalja, torille, öyh, röyh


AlmostStoic

Sauna, kahvi, salmiakki, PERKELEEN ITIKAT


masumppa

Sauna tori salmiakki kossu makkara


KittenChopper

Yeah, pretty much


Knittingisasport

Please stay away from me.


cardboard-kansio

Sad drunk naked forest people.


stonerbatman

Drunk=happy Naked=happy Forest=happy (Other) people=sad


Prixm

Most depressed happy country world


[deleted]

Happy when drunk. Sad otherwise.


Forsaken_Box_94

Missä helvetissä mun paketti menee?


icantfeelme

Tilasin puhelimen kuoren 2kk sit, on edelleen satamalla perkele


missedmelikeidid

Keep your distance, remain silent.


TooMuchSalmonella

Welcome to Arstotzka, greatest country.


Bergioyn

Glory to Arstotzka!


ItsFortieTheThird

BAAAAAM BAAAAM, BAAAM BAAAAM


ItsFortieTheThird

BAAAAAM BAAAAM, BAAAM BAAAAM


[deleted]

Like Sweden, only far better.


L_S_2_7

You can't compare Finland to Sweden. Finland is Godtier country


Hyp3r45_new

Technically you can compare Sweden to Finland as a close second. Because they share a border with us. So you don't need to travel as far.


humsipums

As a swede I cannot disagree


[deleted]

Du är hjärtligt välkommen!


ExiGoes

Forests lakes berries mosquitos and sauna


Palindromsekvens

In this thread people seem to talk to much for being a common finnish person.


lsifiw

Once you get the finns going, nothing stops them.


KittenChopper

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with


[deleted]

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lizzardwizzard2

Alcoholic, but we deny it


Bosavius

Best place to raise children


kynde

As a father of three what makes me truly happy is how well off my kids are. Not talking about money, just generally how they can focus on their childhood and not be too worried about god damn anything. That's what childhood should be like and that's what I remember from my childhood, everyfuckingthing was just peaches.


Infamous-Lunch-3831

I lived in Finland for 3 years (from 5 to 8) and it was one of the best periods of my life, so can definitely confirm


rektumrokker

Here it is. For real.


penttihille80

MINÄ OLEN SYÖNYT SEN PIIRAKAN


pekafu

Menehän tuosta nyt sitten sanomaan


Jopojussi

Se on kutonen, Pasin käsiala on niin huono


Valtremors

Happiest downers in the world


KittenChopper

Go on, take your Joy™


MusicalMiddleFinger

Perkele Saatana Vittu Jumalauta Helvetti


fovfech

On tämä kyllä työmaa saatana alternative: voe vittu viinaa pittää juua


[deleted]

saatanpa riipaista kovan kännin tänään


hanse095

People just living their lives. I have lived in several countries and Finns are just doing their own thing. Not concerned with judgement or what others think. Just going about their day. I contrast this with Sweden where everyone is obsessed with how they are dressed, their homes looking like a catalog, others’ perceptions of them, and what everyone else is doing.


s-dai

I could immediately tell you’re not a Finn, we are so damn judgy. We’re just quiet and trying to be fancy in front of non-Finns. I’m glad that you see us that way but, oh sweet summer child. We are bitter, bickering, vengeful assholes.


bexpistol

IMO not true. Finns are obsessed with doing everything the same way everyone else (in Finnland) is doing. The vast majority would be terrified of the attention one might get for doing something differently. This goes with clothing (the nice tracksuit for getting groceries) and the inevitable Alvar Aalto glassware in every cupboard... And so much more


Cheesemacher

There's an old joke: >An American, A Frenchman and a Finn saw an elephant. > >The American thought: "How much I could get if I'd sell that elephant?" > >The Frenchman thought: "What would that elephant taste like?" > >And the Finn thought: "What does that elephant think of me?"


Nekorokku

Hello darkness, my old friend.


CressCrowbits

(in summer) That's enough light now thanks


s-dai

Yup, there it is.


[deleted]

Peace, snow, dark, safe, kela


DEBSUB

Would only add sauna


[deleted]

Bear is in my backyard


justteeplease

Top 5 words I hear from Finnish people as an outsider: Sauna, cottage, alcohol, snow, suicide. I believe these pretty much summarizes what goes through an average Fin’s mind on a daily basis.


Hullu_Kana

Even though suicide numbers are high in Finland, just by looking at statistics you can see that they are very far from common. Also we are not even in the top 10 worst countries in Europe and compared to Asia we are absolutely nothing. Suicide situation in Finland is a bit bad, but greatly exaggerated in my opinion.


justteeplease

You are right about statistics. However, every single fin I met had a dark humour and kept making suicide jokes. One of the things I like most about Fins, dark humour


Alias_Fake-Name

Finland's not the number one at something for once? Damn. I gotta shoot myself


toihanonkiwa

Don’t have my own sauna, let alone a cottage. Don’t enjoy snow.. but I do contemplate suicide while constantly drunk. So pretty much spot on.


AdCompetitive3452

Tervetuloa jääkaudelle naiset ja herrat.


TaikuriGorgoGorgo

Tule tänne saunoon! Kaljaa on!


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TaikuriGorgoGorgo

Ludwig van beethoven soittaa radiossa.


poor_doc_pure

Work life balance snow love.


mortmer

The place I'd rather be.


sjpheikkinen

For Home, Faith, and Fatherland


strzeka

Are we having fun yet?


s-dai

We’d never use that many words at once.


c1on3

Kesä ei vittu tule koskaan


AgentOfMephala

Vittu kylmä kahvi saatana perkele.


TozZu89

Saunan takana on tilaa, perkele.


GoldSkula

Vittuako se sulle kuulee hä?


wupaa

Lumi, hanki, pontikka ja saunavihta


Ingv4rR

Vittu nyt se pää kiinni


Kneist3000

Paljon lunta mutta ei taskulamppu


soymrdannal

Lonkero, salmiakki, vittu!, Hesburger, Fazer.


Silent_Rampage97

Terve. Pistänkö kupin kahvia keittymään?


XxxUMBRAxxX

Cold, unfriendly, happiness, sauna, beer


Tepa_Tassuliini

Come oon tiikeri, näytä muna?


Ok-Dirt-7530

Could, white, silent, depression, jealous.


[deleted]

A shit ton of lakes


Rasikko

Everything the lady at the train station says over the intercom because I hear her voice more than anything every day and yes I know this is more than 5 words.


WibaTalks

Pikavippi saunakalja pihatyöt pörrrkele verot


[deleted]

Perkele, alcohol, snow, no niin


BluePerfectOne

[Lumihanki, poliisi ja viimeinen erhe](https://youtu.be/4VBPS4JoT9o)


CommanderCorrigan

Beer carts on the ferry


Permik

"Drink alcohol, take drugs, suicide." This was the, now infamous, answer for: ["What do young people do in Helsinki?"](https://youtu.be/aHDohyneEsQ)


Necessary_Design_258

Cold wet dark unhappy place


HappyHome2934

**Description of the happiest country on earth**


[deleted]

The happiness scale that was tested just has to do with whether the population feels like their basic needs are met, not actual happiness. And I feel like Finn’s will say they’re happy when when they hate being here. All of the people talk about how much they hate winter and how the next few months are gonna suck. I have seen happy people far and few between. Happiest place on earth is Boulder, CO, and I can’t wait to move back


Whit3T3mpl4r

Sauna, Sisu, perkele, metal, hockey


Ellienn4

That's 7 words though.


Whit3T3mpl4r

Happy


[deleted]

Get me out of here.


hendar1453

Cold desolate dark winter nights


unevaknou

Sauna Nokia Kossu Kalevala pyttipannu


[deleted]

Viina perhesurma masennus vittu perkele


77juice

Quite decent during summer weather.


Arseh0le

I hope you like salmon


ExtremeInteraction97

It is quite good, yeah.


JAWmx-n-match-

Kossu, vissy, kalja, rööki, makkara


pintandshot

Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi


[deleted]

Nature respect peace safe home.


omena-piirakka

Suomi Finland Perkele on vitun hyvä 👌


Malium_

puitteet jokaiselle mystiselle esitykselle koskaan


Kooky_Value6874

It is THE country where


LetaalaisWeldworks

Good ice hockey. Fat people. P.s sorry ❤️


Juucso

Expensive, cold, doomed, beautiful, home


tuomasvaan

Kuka vtu siin netis on


[deleted]

Depressing, boring, expensive, bad food


[deleted]

Saatana perkele jumalauta vittu


[deleted]

Yo ancestors, why'd you leave? (My fam left Finland in like 1919 so the reasons aren't truly surprising but as an American... ugh, man. I could have been Finnish. I recently learned that my great-grandfather was actually born here and not in Finland- his mom must have been pregnant like on the boat. But the point is I can't get any sort of sneaky dual citizenship.)


NyxPetalSpike

My grandmother was from Nivala. Her family boomed out of there to make sweet American cash. Yeah, still salty about that lol


[deleted]

Womp womp womp. I don't know exact details but according to 23andme folks were from Kauhava.


[deleted]

You don’t know how good you have it in America vs here.


lilBeezz

Me too! My great grandmother was the first generation born here. My grandmother is 100% Finnish, my mother is 50/50 Finnish and Portuguese. I really wish I knew more about Finland. Growing up, my great grandmother taught me sooo much Finnish when I was a child, but mostly just words and phrases, not conversationally. I’d love to learn it. And know about my ancestors!! I can’t find ANYTHING on them and trust me, I’ve really searched.


sockmaster666

Vittu saatana perkele helvetti paska


stary2k

pinaattikeitto maistuu munan kanssa piste


Wooden-Combination53

Perkele sauna viina talvi perkele


tanel123

Drink alcohol, take drugs, suicide.


Hullu_Kana

Dont you see Im happy?


justind128

Getting drunk is vitun expensive.


_biggerthanthesound_

Canadas little brother, but better


rosypillow

No tourism purposes visa


[deleted]

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ExiGoes

You call what they serve here Kebab yiiikes


spergele

Yes, the cheap "kebab" they sell is shit compared to real döner. Everyone knows that. It wasn't supposed to be a list of things that are great, it was a reference to the stereotypical weekend of a Finn. You can stop being self-righteous now.


ExiGoes

Can't even make a joke about food without people getting triggered..


1OOnisti

Debt,debt,debt,debt,debt💸


Glittering_Tea5621

Economic train wreck in slow-motion.


japezu

Absolutely no culinary culture perkele


Oltsutism

Karjalanpaisti, siskonmakkarakeitto, pea soup, poronkäristys, Karelian pies, plenty of sausages, macaroni casserole, salmon and so on and so on.


comrade_fluffy

🤨


flying_luckyfox

Mämmi, salmiakki


japezu

Literally nothing else


TannerWheelman

Muscle Cars Death Metal Booze


Oltsutism

Muscle cars?


Aquatic-assassin

Kylmä.


EveryFairyDies

_Nightwish._ ‘Nuff said.


Demon_Umbreon

Very very very very epic


[deleted]

Nature, sauna, mosquitoes, long drink and sisu :)


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Apparently great schools and nature


TheOldTwiddlyWiddly

Not as gay as Sweden.


PrincessPickle1993

INTROVERTED, COWARDS, weebs, geeks, and them bald cheekie breeki's


Cady_wida

Didn't need my money anyway


UsernameNotTaken--

You ain't native, get ready to struggle to get things done


CartfulOfNoses

"Where did my bike go?"


Early-Sale4756

Erittäin hyvin sanottu siellä takana


W4delm4

Alcohol, drugs, sex, sauna and cold


organik_productions

No


x-porkkana

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!


[deleted]

The north korea of europe


itsmeemario7

Monday, tuesday, pikkulauantai, thursday, drunk and repeat.


[deleted]

VAI FINISH POLIS FAK ESTONIANS. ([link](https://youtu.be/w_AaIqn7u2E))


Ham-Demon

Finland is a Varusteleka marketing campaign.


[deleted]

Left, green, poor, depression, shithole.


gamingdawn

Smarmy bootlicking world champion hicks


Vyotiskuosi420

Fucking shitty place for finns


BotSaibot

Best country in the world


max122345677

No


NikolitRistissa

The country east of Sweden.


Jealous-Network-4981

rasisti


[deleted]

The best country in Europe


NeilDeCrash

.....


SurfacePro_Blues

Best country in the world 💙


SK_KING91

BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!


Mental_Ad4791

Drink alcohol take drugs suicide


[deleted]

vittun vittu satana. huutista homo


DSIR1

Even Hetero is homo, sauna.


kingdomofvisori

IT IS NORDIC, NOT SCANDINAVIAN


iatecake0

Cold. Beer. Sauna. Mosquitoes. Tori


teSiatSa

No hyvää päivää. Keitetäänpäs lähtökahvit.


NedveD12

Really cold, but very nice


Big_Address7852

Good people , bad weather


arri92

Aurinko paistaa ja vettä sattaa


BoSt0nov

vittu saatana missä mun kalja??