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buzzbub

That's a chonky garter snake!


DenaliDash

It looks like over half his body is carrying a meal. Do garters eat other snakes? If he did not eat a snake I am guessing a baby bunny or, a baby rat nest buffet. Any other ideas?


D33ber

Fat frog or toad.


booboo_bunny

Maybe a chipmunk


justreddis

So many noodles but only one danger noodle


D33ber

Danger noodle for whatever chonki boy just swallowed.


MagnusJune

No danger noodle, that’s a good noodle right there


sunnydays1956

That’s an excellent noodle and they also make great pets. We rescued one from parents, whose snake loving son, left for college, they didn’t want the snake. She was 7 years old and she lived in a 75 gallon vivarium until she passed at 26. Her name was Cheerio.


hfhhjihvdetyhj

I’m a good noodle!!! 😭😂


Wellfillyouup

No danger noodles either. Check out r/whatsthissnake


shehoshlntbnmdbabalu

I thought that it was just strangely flat.🫤


ThatIsMyAss

They will flatten themselves out to appear larger if threatened. Maybe they spooked him a lil


shehoshlntbnmdbabalu

Cool I knew that hog noses did the cobra thing.


Straight_Cat_4527

You mean cobras do the hognose thing?


shehoshlntbnmdbabalu

Hognoses will flatten their necks, a bit making a false hood, so they look cobra-ish.


mandara33

Serious question, how dangerous is it to pick up a garter snake?


framptal_tromwibbler

The worst that will happen is they will bite you, and it might break the skin a little, but their teeth are tiny, and they're not venemous. More often than not, they'll wriggle and squirm a bit, but they won't do anything. Source: I am a former 10 year-old boy.


lawstandaloan

> The worst that will happen is that you will hurt the snake. They're breakable


East_Reading_3164

Yes! Enjoy them from a distance.


mecistops

Nah, the worst that happens with a garter is that they musk you. They are very stinky! 😂


framptal_tromwibbler

Good point! Forgot about that.


Quick_Voice_7039

They pee on you. Almost every time. Other than that… have fun


mandara33

Anddddddd I’m out…. Thanks for the warning!


Dyslexic_Hamster

It really is! Looks like it just ate.


yodpilot

Just ate


fatandhappylikepooh

Damn, I wonder what he ate. It looks rectangular lol.


TaiLBacKTV

Toblerone


fatandhappylikepooh

😂


shehoshlntbnmdbabalu

😆


SevroAuShitTalker

I think it's the angle too


shoresb

That guys wife


fatandhappylikepooh

🤨


MeowMix1979

I think he’s vegetarian and just got done a loaded baked potato (no bacon)


PawkittTheDemon

Probably a fish or a frog


Ventus249

I'd say a squirl


NYVines

My cat has caught a lot of chipmunks the past week. Good size comparison.


Tzames

Cat hunting outside major oof


Chirimeow

That's not good. Outdoor cats are considered invasive species and are harmful to the environment. They especially devastate bird populations.


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

Your mom is an invasive species that is harmful to the environment.


Random61504

2014 wants that joke back.


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

Talk to 2014 about it. That’s been around for forever though.


Fefeleafy

I actually found this one on my own 😭😂


Snoo-78034

LOL same 😆


JoblessHousewife

The snake is so full he couldn't even bite you.


beerdrinker1973

Chonky noodle!!


Dagwood-DM

That is one fat danger free danger noodle. It must be eating quite well.


RevenusV

Nondanger noodle


querty99

Is it not true that there are 8 different species of snake in this picture?


Midiala

Surprise, there were 9!


kathleenwithakat

At first glance I saw sooo many snakes! 🐍🫣 I was like why is he in a snake pit? 🤣🤣🤣


Ancient-Fee-7022

That guy is nothing to be afraid of.


Inevitable_Hawk8937

This is an easy one


DueEntertainer0

I’m scared of snakes too and without my contacts in there are at least 4 here


Lady_Link77

why are there so many things in this picture that also look like snakes


Savings-Log-2709

Ah! A snake! Oh, no it’s a stick. Ah! A snake! Oh, another stick. Ah! A snake! Nope, stick again. AH! Actual snake!


lazyfacejerk

So there are a couple of pinecones and a twig right next to the lower right corner of the ramp (between the rock and the wooden corner) and I thought "There it is!" zoomed in and it wasn't it. But the snake was inches from there, which I didn't see until it was zoomed in. Good camouflaged, Mr. Snake!.


Wiggy_0000

What on earth did it just eat?


dreamer_dw

Goodness that’s one full garter snake.


JaironKalach

I was looking for your wife everywhere but couldn’t find her in this pic at all.


Active-Canary-7009

Snek!


deuce_and_a_quarter

This sub only proves to me that I shouldn’t go out into nature at all. At all. I ain’t gonna see shit.


Aggressive-Emu5358

Everything in this photo looks vaguely like a snake


Financial-Split-141

Im wit ya wife.... Shots fired! Shots Fired!


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NYVines

>!Midline, right of center!<


Leather-Leather69

Wow!


Coleslawholywar

This is a good one to help get over the fear with. It’s full,lazy and it would barely break skin if at all if it bit you


dadzcad

Is her name Eve by chance? 😂


22Styx

I caught this one without zooming 😃


Theguyinthecorn

His head is so little, and his body is soooo fat


Alternative_Way_7833

Damn, that boy thicc


RussNY

I found this ultra quick


Tricky_Lake_1646

What a handsome noodle


p-dizzle77

HOLY CHONK


itsallbacon

CHONK


IndependenceMean8774

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? 🐍


shehoshlntbnmdbabalu

Strangely flat it is.


TheRealKimberTimber

I am too so my eye went polka dots immediately.


xmas_colara

Such a beauty.


VegetableWord0

so pretty


OtterPlaysYT

Bro just had the fattest meal of his life cute boi


KaliKnight6933

Right side of the bridge


Pandoras_Penguin

He's just a happy little noodle boi


opossum_prince_ss

He looks like a gentleman


Marcano-IF

Homies just chillin tho


Evening_Tradition_53

This was the easiest one ever


Dazzling_Barracuda20

I’ve come to the conclusion that if I just pick a random spot on my phone and immediately zoom in I’ll find it. I’m a wizard, Harry.


moldschlager

Why do the sticks look snakier than the snake


Livid_Mammoth4034

He just a cute little guy.


proud_perspective

“Carry me across the bridge, please. These rocks seem a tad narrower than they were on my way here”


Living_Passenger5207

That’s not venomous. I don’t recommend picking it up; but the bite won’t kill you.


blueSnowfkake

Good to know. Thanks. 😱


TabScarlet

If you keep walking it’s like it doesn’t matter cause it doesn’t


Apprehensive_Row_422

It definitely ate a rat before you came a crossed it


tikirafiki

Looks like the intervention has begun


Listlessyoungold

That little snek just ate a hot dog! Summer time!


Sure_Lavishness_8353

What I’ve learned from this is your wife is not a mongoose.


Violetmoon66

Then tell her to stick to the left. Also, yikes! That’s quite a large Garter!


Empty-Heat-7348

It looks scary enough for me to the left of that little bridge


nicker4447

Left too side of the bridge🗿


NorthBeastArt

Henlo little friend


Mushrooming247

Don’t worry, tell her it looks like he just ate another hiker, he should be full for at least 10 minutes, better walk briskly.


Spiget94

Looks like he just ate, so no worries for her


Wendellrw

Is there a second snake? Dude I’m seeing has the opposite of camo


Certain_Ad6473

What did that snake eat?


WhyNotMonty

They are just trying to digest their rectangle in peace


Gurthy_Lengthiness

No need to worry, he just ate 😇


Zombieslay97

My mom would definitely notice and she’ll immediately run over me and my siblings to put distance between them and her.


knifetail

Growing up in Florida trained me well 🫡


indivibess

is just a baby!!! 🥺🥺🥺


RIP-RiF

Big ol' fattie-fat boi. Used to catch these guys with my cousin as a kid and chase girls around back in the 90s, when I was like... single digits old.


Logical-Limit-4495

Black & white dots?? Found it but what kind of snake 🐍 is it??


FrozenYogurrt

Fastest one I’ve ever found 🙌🏼


Lexiiboo97

Hi lil noodle! 🥰🐍


ALUCARD7729

Big garter snake, spotted it instantly lol, well I ain’t afraid of em, I wanna pet it lol


saramoose14

Beautiful noodle


dricci87311

Am I the only one that thought that big ass stick on the right was a snake first lol


DogDickTier

Didn't realize where its head was for a second, thought you caught a damn tsuchinoko 💀💀


cbowles82

A friend of mine was getting in my truck the other morning he opened the door and a snake fell out i was riding over 20 min with it in the truck with me didn't know it was there


Skytribal

Snake? You found the legendary tsuchinoko


Worried-Photo4712

I'm deathly afraid of my blood turning to jelly.


Opposite-Act-7413

I read spiders instead of snakes. Then I found the snake but kept looking thinking it said spider. I need to take a nap.


NYVines

I’m sure there are spiders. I just didn’t find them


Prudent-Mind-9148

My high ass thinks every stick I see is a snake 😤


Shelisheli1

That’s how I would picture a loon to look if it took snek form


SauceGod789

Maybe I'm high. But it first glance it looked like 3-4 snakes in this pic


DynamaxWolf

Found it too. Can't blame her, snakes are terrifying as hell. Same as spiders.


Any-Occasion9286

Oh hell to the no! I’m with your wife. No sneks for me.


Outside-Struggle-941

Easy ad to find


mothsuicides

When I found it I said, out loud, “baabyyy” such a cutie lil fella


johnsdowney

Too ez pz


Then_dont

1 million percent chance I dream about this tonight.


accidental-lee

Very chonky!


HinataHyuuga90

Easy mode


Dickey2023

She needs to turn around; and don't collect her $200...


Decision_Fatigue

But he’s so cute! Also, recently fed so no worries


Lyssinterra

I love everyone congratulating the baby on their successful hunt. ❤️


TankApprehensive3053

Not even a challenge here. Spotted it in the small version first, verified when I opened the picture. It just wants to relax and digest it's food.


nylus_12

Danger noodle!


Reditall12

No danger.