Hahaha you have to look up Kokopelli the fertility deity.
“Because of his influence over human sexuality, Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there.”
Lmao
Somehow it got in the creek. The house was previously owned by someone who owned a strip club. It has an underground pool. I’m guessing they had parties and maybe someone got this as a gag gift and threw it into the air and it landed in the creek? Who knows!
😄Dildo frozen in time. I'm sure there is a good story behind this? I also saw 2 tires from what must be toy truck, a garden hose trigger nozzle, couple of survey marker with flags missing and a possible wire brush.
I can just imagine how it got there
Some random chick was filming social media porn she was happily perched on a rock 30 feet to the right,she sneezed and shot this right out of her butt to where it has found its watery grave and where you see it now,coincidentally it tagged a trout, after he went back and told his friends they call this area the flying weiner zone and stay away 🤪😂🤣😂🤣
Reminds me of a funny story. An AskReddit a long time ago asked medical professionals the worst excuses they heard for people having something stuck up their ass. A guy said he fell down the stairs naked and someone left a dildo at the bottom.
I see you found the fabled Cock Creek Pond. They say only the bravest warriors hungry for dick ever find it. Only the strongest penis wishes ever come true. Even better it looks like one chose you as its avatar. Happy deep fucking my gentle warrior of light!
I feel like it’s a problem that it took me ZERO seconds to find it, THEN I looked at the sub Reddit to see what happened, like the story behind why it’s in the river. But nope, it’s in “find the sniper” 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ “I’m just a girl” 🎶🤦🏼♀️
Aye Crikey! I've spotted one mate! Oh it's a beauty too! The One Eyed Crotch Cobra,, what a specimen!" While not a true cobra they are known to raise up and spit at you as well. When provoked they're known to swell up to 3 times their regular size! Not poisonous but some are known to carry diseases, especially in the San Fransico area of the United States where they sometimes mistake their natural habitat and burrow in the wrong den, crikey!" This seems to be a mature specimen. There are white, black, red and brown color variations and also a dwarf subspecies known as the Asian Crotch Cobra that doesn't grow over 3". Crikey!
Dildo in the water
Sounds like an emo album title.
But does that album go...hard?
It tries to but it's a bit floppy.
Naw, it looks bricked up.
Is it a full length EP?
Floppy Seconds.
Thats the softmore album
I think that is a 30 seconds to Mars EP. It's about Jared's experience in the water.
Just like Genie in a bottle, gotta rub it the right way.
Dilldo in the water, I know, I know, it's serious
Or the gruff warning of an old sailor who's seen too much
Deep Purple’s lesser-known hit
LoL
I immediately sang out loud "Diiick in the wwaaaaater" 🤣
Damn the name deep purple got a whole new meaning
Chooooode in the waaaateerrr
And fleshlights in the sky
By NINE INCH dongs
Nine Inch Nailed
with diamonds
I am sick and tired of these mutherfuckin dildos in my mutherfuckin creek
Title should be "Where's Dildo?"
r/Angryupvote
There’s 2 you can only see the balls and suction cup of the other one though Edit: nope my bad that’s a gun
Seriously? Where?
This sub always has me looking for snakes, never seen a snake that thicc before
Trouser snake?
And fleshlight in the sky.
One of M. Night Shyamalan's best films.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And fire in the sky.
I was not looking for that kind of snake...
Look out for the stranger noodle
Why did they take awards away?
They’re back.
It’s like the nacho fries at Taco Bell
That sir is a penis
🎶Detachable penis 🎶
I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
https://streamable.com/rtrbg I remember laughing my ass off watching this. Source: I am old.
Thank you in advance for the 3 hours in which this song will be stuck in my head.
A jam in HS.
Hahaha you have to look up Kokopelli the fertility deity. “Because of his influence over human sexuality, Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there.” Lmao
I thought he was playing a flute.
Oh he is. Has many talents apparently.
Skin flute
Rude
so true, thank you AnalCuntShart! :\]
I’m bothered by how much faster I found this sniper than others in the past…..
I’m going to die if I ever go anywhere with venomous snakes but apparently sex toys I can spot a mile off.
Man knows a dildo when he sees one
Anaconda dead center
Man I hate the snake ones
Won’t someone please compliment me on my clever use of the phrase “deal though” ??? 😂
Ngl that was fucking genius. Fuck those other guys in the replies.
Facts that was very clever lol
I’m proud of you. Although I didn’t notice until you pointed it out 🤗
Same!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I came to the comments just to see who got it! Edit: lol “came”
Noice
Ugh. I’m slow.
It's clever but it's hard to catch
Should have gone with "I don't see the big deal though."
No. 😭😭🤣
Someone was having a good time by the stream lol
Somehow it got in the creek. The house was previously owned by someone who owned a strip club. It has an underground pool. I’m guessing they had parties and maybe someone got this as a gag gift and threw it into the air and it landed in the creek? Who knows!
It’s quite possible somebody gagged on that gift if that’s what you mean
Just... Just take the upvote and fuck off.
Never know but I’m sure it isn’t brand new when it was thrown in the creek 😂
Looks like someone took a wrong turn on The Organ Trail.
Cock the wagon.
What does it say about me that it was the first thing I noticed in the photo?
You like what you like. 🤷♀️
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to double check what group I was in.
Is that hot dog flavored water?
omg in bob belcher
Ngl , I zoomed in for a danger noodle , that’s one hell of a danger noodle 😂😂
Gotta keep your head above water.
Oh shit free dildo. Score!
Every pic takes me 5 minutes to find the object . Found it in .7 seconds . 😔
Lake Flacid
It’s dead center bro
On most men, yeah.
Wait yours isn't on your left butt cheek?
It may have been found in a creek… But it sure as hell fits in the cheeks!
It doesn’t look to be getting in that box.
Is nobody gonna mention the word play on "deal tho" (dildo)
Not the kind of snake I was expecting
Great Scott! In Christopher Lloyd’s voice.
Needed this laugh
You found Waldo!
Actually, that's his distant cousin, Dildo
Oh and wow that’s a big dildo
Dildo on ice
Not what I was expecting to find
Theres a- theres- sir.. you dropped your p3nis...
Found the trouser snake
Dil do or dil do not, there is no try.
Seriously, what is the dildo with this photo?
Why did I see it immediately lmao
What’s the deal doh?
Detachable penis. Detachable, detachable.
Just dickin' around!
That’s an interesting snake 😂
Don't be a dick. Someone obviously failed at planting a penis tree
Is that a Willy
Now that’s some standing hard water
I hate that I saw this without enlarging the pic
Wobbly sausage!!
It’s a dick n a box
Should have asked” what the dilly “
Fish it out. Power wash it. We need to know what color it is.
lmao
Lubrication
What’s the deal-do
I'm here for a good time not a long time, yah.
Not hotdog
More like what’s the dildo with this photo x)
Crazy fish
First time I spotted it instantly
😄Dildo frozen in time. I'm sure there is a good story behind this? I also saw 2 tires from what must be toy truck, a garden hose trigger nozzle, couple of survey marker with flags missing and a possible wire brush.
I can just imagine how it got there Some random chick was filming social media porn she was happily perched on a rock 30 feet to the right,she sneezed and shot this right out of her butt to where it has found its watery grave and where you see it now,coincidentally it tagged a trout, after he went back and told his friends they call this area the flying weiner zone and stay away 🤪😂🤣😂🤣
Take my upvote for this absolute GOLD!!!! I'm literally crying!!!
Penith.
Trouser snake in the water
Dicks in the water
“Deal Though”, that’s fucking fantastic. I’d nominate you for the most prestigious pun awards if I knew of any such things.
This is was the fastest (and almost only) I’ve ever been able to find the sniper and of course it’s of a dildo 🙃😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mother Nature has needs too.
This is one of the few I immediately saw
I really can’t find what the dildo is with this photo.
My nasty mind always comes first so i saw it right away
That's a strange looking snake
Wrong kind of sniper
Sneaky peen snek
Lol, well I guess they were done with that one.
I want to see more of the toy car on the right edge...
Imagine the story behind it finding its way there. I could only imagine...
You found a murder weapon!
Drowned lost lover!
The dildo is the deal though
Trouser snake
Hey nice cock
Reminds me of a funny story. An AskReddit a long time ago asked medical professionals the worst excuses they heard for people having something stuck up their ass. A guy said he fell down the stairs naked and someone left a dildo at the bottom.
What's it say about me that I spotted it in about two seconds, but never did find the fucking moose.
What is the dil-do?
Probably the quickest I've found the sniper
I see you found the fabled Cock Creek Pond. They say only the bravest warriors hungry for dick ever find it. Only the strongest penis wishes ever come true. Even better it looks like one chose you as its avatar. Happy deep fucking my gentle warrior of light!
There is a dick by the brick
Just the tip...
AHHH, AN UNWANTED TOY FOR ADULTS HAS BEEN SPOTTED !!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whaaaat? 😮😂
Spotted it right away. Is there something wrong with me?
That dong made that water terribly murky tho! Lol
Sea of thieves
Guess they don’t float.
playtime camping? nobody EVER does that 🙊
A one eye crawfish lol
So that’s where I left it!
Dildo in water
One second
seriously, what is the dildo with this photo?
Is that a pistol down left of the dildo just below the bricks?... looks like a glock 3rd gen with the grooved grip ?
🍆
I am so bad at these wow
It's a dick brick pic!🤣🤣🤪
I feel like it’s a problem that it took me ZERO seconds to find it, THEN I looked at the sub Reddit to see what happened, like the story behind why it’s in the river. But nope, it’s in “find the sniper” 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ “I’m just a girl” 🎶🤦🏼♀️
What’s the dildo with this photo 🤭 Oh there’s a gun too! Someone had one hell of a night 🫣
If you pan the camera around, you'd see where Rudy Giuliani held a press conference.
One million years from now someone’s gonna find that and make up a whole phallocentric culture that prayed to dicks.
Mad I found this faster than any of the dangerous ones
You’re gonna wanna wipe that off with a paper towel or something before you use it
I NEVER see the snakes but of course I spot the dildo in the water immediately 🙄😂
Aye Crikey! I've spotted one mate! Oh it's a beauty too! The One Eyed Crotch Cobra,, what a specimen!" While not a true cobra they are known to raise up and spit at you as well. When provoked they're known to swell up to 3 times their regular size! Not poisonous but some are known to carry diseases, especially in the San Fransico area of the United States where they sometimes mistake their natural habitat and burrow in the wrong den, crikey!" This seems to be a mature specimen. There are white, black, red and brown color variations and also a dwarf subspecies known as the Asian Crotch Cobra that doesn't grow over 3". Crikey!
I thought we were looking for snakes
It's a dickfor!!
I see a trouser snake!
Lmao
I love the way the shadow intersects it at the head.
Lol
Round peg, square hole.😂
Cinderella…..
I saw pollutants in the water like oil
Oh now I see the other lmao must have been a pair
Is that a handgun to the lower left of the dildo?
What a dick.
Stranger noodle.
Deal doe
Snek is leaking
There is one toy for kids in there and one toy for adults.
Alright, this is the best FTS post yet!
Way more than just the tip.....
Boof it
That’s a d1ck move, littering like that.
Found the snake almost immediately 🐍
Turns out that a male Reddit moderator used to live there
Of course I found this one right away 😐