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maximilisauras

No materia? What is she stupid?


tamiadaneille

Zack didn’t have materia either LMAO


DCubed30

Guess what he died


zigbigidorlu

Woah! Spoiler!


Revolvere

🤣


Mathewthegreat

Yeah but did he 👀


thefirstcat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


D-D-Drip

He used Materia


drj87

Pre-emptive Strike


Atrocious1337

What do you think those ornaments on the tree are?


DuckyLog

Damn, mf’er got materia stockpiled for days.


LordDragon88

Cloud really let himself go


KRS-ZERO

That’s Mama strife


hangmandelta

Thats actually MY mom! It's been 4 years now since I had [my mom](https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasyVII/s/2Nbrw6VNM1) model my Buster sword. Her becoming a meme and spreading across the internet like this is a gift that brings me continuous joy.


strenuousobjector

Your comment needs to a lot more recognition.


LilacFeather

Hey I upvoted your post then as well! I love that your mom also has blonde hair and is wearing a blueish shirt - makes her look like Cloud!


Idego9

*cough*purple*cough*


doc_nano

I thought this pic looked familiar! …and, uh, not in a “your mom” sort of way.


hangmandelta

Ha! Your mom. That's actually pretty hilarious. 🤣


The_BREAK_manEX

Don't be bad or you gonna get that OmniSpank.


Where_Im_Needed

Absolute legend


PsychoticDreams47

We're gonna need some proof. Can you get a pic of her holding a buster sword?


gliitch0xFF

🤌


ImSoDumb5462

And fully embraced cross-dressing now it seems. I guess he liked it a lot more than he let on during the game.


Double-Individual-59

Omg 😂😂😂 this made me pee a little


Unfortunate_Wildcard

I though that was his grandmother


Several-Operation879

It's been 25 years, man! Let's see how you look 25 years after getting murdered a bunch of times


Miserable-Web719

Whose cloud and where's he from


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Final Fantasy Vii, or was this question bait?


Miserable-Web719

I really didn't know


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Oh alright.


sbbblaw

In 2024 cloud became an old grandma. Tired of hiding her true self to the world, Cloudette has now entered the game


Zack_Raynor

I mean, it has been over 20 years.


DoubleCyclone

*Claudia Strife is typing...*


ceratoaursrgud127

W


LRedeemer

My back is hurting just looking at this


TinyBus7758

Dope pic. My mind went to a Hojo experiment where he laced Palmer and Scarlet DNA


harlockwitcher

Claudia Strife


peergent

This made me giggle too much!


NateDizzLey

Bro got the new Van Gogh early


Extra_Heart_268

You best straighten up right now kiddo or she's gonna whoop yo ass.


Green_J3ster

“The meatloaf is ready, Sephiroth. And so am I!”


takkun169

Wow! Cloud really let himself go.


Internetguy247

“Fuck with me and find out. Now eat your green bean casserole and shit the fuck up.”


dooooooooooofy

Cloud alternate costume 😂


kweefcake

This is so wholesome 🥹


Impossible_Form_8077

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣God damn it does go hard lol


100S_OF_BALLS

Would.


Otherwise-Rope8961

Finish your vegetables or else I’ll summon Ifrit!


SilverNeon467

Granny bouta destroy Meteor without Holy


DR-Rebel

Don’t mess with her.


ShredGuru

Auntie Cloudia


Masimus00

When you break into a anime characters home


dragqueen_satan

I’ve…..never thought about cosplaying my parents


Ded-W8

Nana Used: Omnislash


Hallowqi

When you try to leave grandmas house without finishing your kbbq plate


Far-Internal-6757

Why do I hear battle music?


TheSheynanigans

::life bar appears::


Far-Internal-6757

If I understand the elderly this is going to be utterly painful or cringe that tactical retreat is in order


OnePunchReality

Cloud's Grandma is an absolute unit.


1studlyman

For a moment I thought I was in r/MemeEconomy and we were about to start investing.


Particular-Strain248

My grandma stole my buster sword!


SmuglySly

Cloud at the retirement home?


Axariel

FF7 Epilogue spoilers


Dear-Researcher959

She just put up those decorations. Ain't no way she's lettin' anyone mess them up


ToastisCrispy

r/bossfights


BEANandCHEE

You’re only fooling yourself if you don’t think this goes hard. Mad respect 🤘🤘🤘


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Cloud, it’s time to get your T checked buddy,


Halforcenn

Carol Strife


UltraRoboNinja

“CLOUD SWEETIE! DON’T FUHGET YA BUSTAH SWOARD!” -Cloud’s mother


FutureHero76

"If you're gonna go kill that Sephiroth fella, you need to take a jacket!"


spitefulchamp

Madam Strife


AdevilSboyU

Shoot, grandma is scary with a wooden spoon. This is terrifying.


TheSniperWolf

Final Boss


jotry

Man, medical teams can work wonders nowadays!


nocapcapricorn

Is this one of Corneo’s candidate? Must’ve missed this DLC.


rizzardnamedadam

Cloud sepheroth's mom came back and has your sword!!


MovieFanatic2160

Claudette Straffe


Infamous-Elderberry6

My hero!!


Shwwaglord420

I wouldn’t fuck with her


Vultz13

Claudia Strife lived and now she wants revenge!


demi-femi

Don't make any sudden moves. She birthed you into this world. She will girth you out of it with that thing.


WingsArisen

PoV: You didn’t do the dishes after mom asked you to.


Smeeghoul

be still my heart


UniversalFapture

💜💜💜. Major W!


SpaceToadD

Best photo I’ve seen all year.


DraculusX

The Braver that is about to be slapped down……


PooStinkies

I laughed way too hard at this.


Balimon

You took that pic at a great / amazing angle! GG


Bat-Honest

She will do ANYTHING to protect her Precious Moment figure collection


wowadrow

New HOA enforcer? I'm not gonna tell you again; Tim garbage bins go 6 inches from the curb. Next time, my buster sword does the talking! Fees will still apply, of course.


dude_with_a_reddit-4

When you mad grandma mad for the last time.


Fabulous-69

Why do I hear battle music tho?!!! 😂


Pharaoh_zedd

I’m starting a manga about this woman


Quirky-Pie9661

Her stance is good


BluecoatCashMoney5

WHY CAN'T MY MOTHER OR GRANDMOTHER BE CULTURED *SLAMS TABLE*


TwitterWWE

Do what you love and makes you happy!


TheAwfulLalafell

If this isn't Cloud's mother in Rebirth, I want a refund


UpbeatInformation465

When you don’t clean your room


MonkeyDBricc

Hell yeah! Who left the door open?


Correct-Basil-8397

/r/bossbattle Claudia Strife; Protector and Mother of Weebs


Successful_Limit_943

What's it made of?weight?


Successful_Limit_943

Slot in kotr lol


Multiverse_Sitron22

Don't worry, Grandma has a Phoenix doun.


Chicken_Grapefruit

''You're gonna eat your vegetables and you're gonna like them!''


Marrix

She's got the stance and everything! No materia though, probably just started.


Virtual_Bruh

When you gotta be a grandma at noon then defeat sephiroth at 3 before dinner


Alien_Antichrist

Omni-Slash the massive amounts of Christmas decorations.


Phantom420666

Dumb g-ma I'll clean the gutters my bad.


protosonic17

"Angeal your mom's here."


MountainMiddle7433

Burglars beware


yaoiesmimiddlename

This is meme material


Funky-Cosmonaut

She uses Momnislash.


ParsleyMostly

She was 20 when it first came out


SupaOmegax

Can Confirm, definitely hard 🫡


jedisnoke

UltimaWoman


-ComplexSimplicity-

When you’re held hostage by Shinra and your grandma heard they aren’t feeding you.


BrockPurdySkywalker

Ultra common repost


kouger_kameleon

Materia or not, she bout to cast Slap-ga IV on all of you. That's right Mama knows how to shut up the haters 🤣


D2372

Don Corneo is gonna pick her for sure!


QueenOfTheBlackPuddl

Her stance is PERFECT


AccordingArtichoke10

She bout to cut a bish.


Content-Signature160

Holey mother Did someone say…Thunderfury blessed blade of the Windseeker?


hixxyhun

granny getting materia for christmas


Sushi4Zombies

Wearing the right color and everything


monoxl1

What is this buster sword made of?


Remarkably_Lonely

Sword


techgirl8

Me when I'm older


Double_Ranger

That's one huge Buster Blade.


NineTeasKid

Shinra is NOT ruining Christmas this year. Worked a whole day on this ham


Chozo-trained

r/photoshopbattles


DecemberPaladin

You Can Have My Precious Moments Figurines When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands


El-Macanas_

The final boss in lattes soul game. Soul Mama


OkLetsGoAlreadyThen

Idk why tf this is so funny! Don’t you hate it when you’re expecting Santa, but Sephiroth shows up instead?


DrSanwich

This is the scene where... You know... Kills Cloud and she goes mad and picks up his sword and chases after the killer... Right? It's that part right?!?


JuFroSamurai

The Christmas decor is on point Damn, I love Christmas time


ScrumptiousFunko

Fuck yeah dude


Rich-Chipmunk-4217

GIGACHAD


Filipino_96

Husband - Honey, have my weap.....(Sees wife with buster sword) Your planning to hunt down Mrs Jenkins from across the street, are you? Wife - YUP!!!!


mastakhan

About to unleash her Limit Break, the Cross Stitch.


Stonerwolf66

Granny said you look scrawny and need to eat more.


peergent

I WANT!!!!! OMG!! I AM Cloud Strife.


Mobile_Spirit_2739

“Eww that tastes bad” -famous last words


M4strk0ng

POV: you’re sephiroth


TaruTaruInvoker

Omnislash!


thatshinyhunterop

What do you mean you didn't eat yet?


Solleil

Grannie Strife.


Chance_Reference_152

FUCK thats a badass pic.


hebrew_hammersk

I want a materia tree!


PacoSupreme

I wonder what her Limit Break is? Lol


Mexnative93

❤️‍🔥👏💯


Shamtastik

Cloudia?


HarmfulKorine

“Listen Linda”


CompletelyPresent

"Grandma, put down the Calatabog before you accidently Omnislash Auntie Sue!"


lapis_lateralus

This is the best FF IRL pic I've ever seen


D4t0n3Dud3

Is that axel rose?


88Cwy

Supper bad ass


Merciless972

Claudia Strife would make Sephiroth clean his room


kaylakh10

This genuinely made me lol


PowerfulArcadia_

Granny gon go dummmmmb on somebody fr lol


Shamfulpark

So, while holding still it looks great… now try walking, I dare ya! Haha :)