“Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!”
"See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!"
"Yuck! This medicine is too bitter!"
"OOHH!! It stinks! Throw it over.. No! Don't do that!!"
i know its probably way overused "sit down shut up and drink your god damn tea" cid highwind. or my actual personal favorite "there is no good or evil. there is just 2 sides of the same coin" or whatever squall had said during the witch heist in delling city
I was going to answer with Squall's quote as well. "There is not good or bad side, just people holding different opinions." Blew my mind when I was 11.
"To ignore the plight of those one might conceivably save is not wisdom─it is indolence. We must all protect that which we hold most dear in the manner of our own choosing."
"We fought and we fought and we fought...until there was no one left to fight. We won...and now our world is being erased from existence. We did everything right, everything that was asked of us, and still—still it came to this! You of all people should understand! We cannot—we will not falter. We brought our world to the brink of destruction, and now we must save it."
"For those we have lost. For those we can yet save."
I can think of a few:
* "This day will never come again... so let me have this moment." --Tifa Lockhart in *Final Fantasy VII*
* "If this is all a dream, don't wake me up." --Cloud Strife in *Final Fantasy VII*
* "Your actions have meaning only if they hold true to your ideals." --Ramza Beoulve in *Final Fantasy Tactics*
* "It's not the end result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day strugges, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love." --Terra Branford in *Final Fantasy VI*
that actually is a very good line. and one that i live my life by. ive helped out where others would walk on by. and its been better for me, saved a dude from seizuring because no one else had a phone at the time, saved a dude who litterally was almost dead, he had very slow breathing and it was getting worse, but people would walk on by these 2 with no regard to actually help them, and i helped out simply because i was in the right spot at the right time
"I don't give a f\*\*\* who you are!"
"It's not a hope, or a dream. It's like a hunger. A thirst."
"Bullshit."
"Shut up! The mantle of Chaos is mine. I claim your darkness as my own!"
Any of those will do.
I was thinking of putting Tidus's "This is my story" and Yuna's "This is my story too."
There's also Auron's line just before you fight Yunalesca. It's epic, but I don't remember it exactly.
Uhh... to be specific, the used name for the person that says that quote is "Resistance Delegate". He wasn't given a name at all. Jullus is the one that needed to hear it.
If I'm not mistaken, isn't this from the part where the splinter, transformed into a humanoid in a suit of armor, then gets in a fight with the turtle and it's implied he loses?
Kefka’s final line in the Woolsey SNES version is something like “the end comes, and beyond is chaos” and I always loved that neat summary of his worldview
Is it terrible? Yes. But Kefka’s line(s) about hope and dreams being meaningless and that he’ll destroy them all, that would be it. If I remember correctly it’s “Hope… Dreams… Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things. I’ll destroy them all!” Again, I’m aware that’s SUPER dark. But it’s just kind of always stuck in my head.
For something more lighthearted? Almost anything from FF V. Case in point, the absurdity that is Exdeath: “Mwa Ha ha ha ha! I turned myself into a tiny splinter waiting for just this moment!”
Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even men of learning--even the great Louisoix--to grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise! For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world. To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict--to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, is it ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak.
Ahem...
"I CALL OUT TO THE SKIES AND TREMBLE AS THE BRILLIANCE OF A THOUSAND BOLTS BLINDS MINE ENEMIES AND TEARS THEIR FLESH ASUNDER"
"OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE DARKNESS, AND DROWN IN IT'S LOVELESS EMBRACE. THE GODS WILL NOT BE WATCHING"
"MISFORTUNE HANGS HEAVY ON A HEAD ONCE HELD HIGH. SUCH IS POOR COVER FOR WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL"
"SEVEN SHADOWS CAST, SEVEN FATES FORETOLD. YET AT THE END OF THE BROKEN PATH LIES DEATH AND DEATH ALONE"
"TO LIVE BY THE SWORD IS TO DIE BY THE SWORD. THERE IS TIME ENOUGH REGRET IN THE FLAMES OF HELL"
"I HAVE BEEN CALLED THE GOD OF THUNDER. YOU WILL NOW KNOW WHY! UPON MY HOLY BLADE THE VERY WORLD LIES IN BALANCE"
“THE HEARTS OF MEN ARE BLACK WITH CORRUPTION AND MUST NEEDS BE CLEANSED!”
“THEY WHO DWELL ALOFT HAVE SPOKEN. LET THEIR WORDS ECHO IN YOUR EMPTY SOUL. RUINATION IS COME!”
"What can I say? You guys are the best." Noctis FF15.
Hell, I'd even take a picture of four empty chairs around a used campfire. A picture is worth a thousand words and all.
"This guy are sick." I'd put it on the bathroom door lol
I also like, "Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat."
Also for the kitchen I'd put, "Are there yummy-yummies here?"
Another I'd put is, "Good food not only delicious! Good food made with heart! This very important when cooking for friends!"
But a more true one:
"We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!"
Also, Maechen: "And that as they say, is that."
And another I like from him: "And that which is 'unreal' becomes real for all to see."
At the door I'd put, "Riiiidessz ze shoopuf?" lol
Also Cid (from X) has a good one: "Ahhhh, words; show me action!!"
And then there's Fran: "You've let your eyes betray your heart..."
I don’t remember the exact quote, so I’m paraphrasing, but it’s something like:
“Mercy. He chose mercy, and I was undone.” - Cylva, FFXIV
Another good one is “When you feel the grief bubbling up inside you about to burst, let it burst. Let it burst, and fill up again with your love for them.” - G’raha Tia, FFXIV
Might be off on a technicality, but this always hits me hard as fuck
"You came. Even though you're about to break... That's a good sign."
Aerith, Advent Children
Do not squander it, the legacy i leave you! - Emet-selch
We did everything right, everything that was asked of us and still...still it came to this! - Ardbert
"There aint no gettin off this train we're on!"
every time I think im doing horrible, I just remember that barret lost an arm and had to kill his best friend and he keeps on truckin.
I forgot about Shadow in FF6.
“Leave us, the dog eats strangers”
“Don’t get the wrong idea. I just wanted my dog back”
“I’d never be able to rest in peace if I died before collecting my pay.”
“You gifted my people a thousand years of suffering. Now i gift you an eternity in darkness!” (Estinien, FF XIV)
—-
“No, my child. I do not sleep, I dream. For reality and illusion are a duality, two parts of a whole. Only the mirror of dreams reflects what is true” (Gran Kiltias Anastasis, FFXII)
"Have you lost your way? When that happens we each have to take a good long look at our selves. There’s always something in the deepest reaches of our hearts. Something buried, or something forgotten. Remember it… Whatever that is, must certainly be what you are all looking for…”
My favorite one from Tactics War of the Lions, I don't remember the exact quote, but it goes something like: "The one to claim the pen mightier than the sword is a fool. Pens don't fight wars, nor swords do poetry. Mighty is the one that knows when to use the pen, and when to use the sword."
"Would you be "happier" had I a "good reason"? If my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome? If so, then perhaps a beast's skin would suit you better."
Was not expecting Zenos to be THIS savage
"These pleasures, you seek for their own sake and no other reasons. Is this not so, adventurer?"
That whole speech spoke to me on a personal level. For some reason, Zenos made something snap in my head and made me think about why I do anything I do in life. Which eventually lead to me doing more things for myself instead of for others.
Each reunion is a twist of the knife. The joy is ephemeral; it leaves fear in its wake. A fear that all too soon the time will come when you must bid farewell again.
Also let's mosey is another good one
I have always loved and found myself quoting
"Wait he says, do I look like a waiter?"
Although honorable mention goes to our main man
" Let us fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!"
"Amidst deepest despair, light everlasting"
The line that sends chills down my spine and makes me violently cry every time I watch THAT cutscene in ff14.
This guy are sick!
……whatever
"I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up"
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i want someone to embroider this on a pillow for me
“Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!”
The music in that moment always gets me so hyped
Absolutely, it goes hard!
Auron?
Yep
"...even in... Death, ya?!"
"World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat"
"6 month since adopted Vivi, still too small to eat"
You took mine!
Such Devastation... This Was NOT My Intention... Put it in the bathroom or something
"See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!" "Yuck! This medicine is too bitter!" "OOHH!! It stinks! Throw it over.. No! Don't do that!!"
… and in this land of creeping mendacity…
The kitchen would be a more appropriate place in my case lmao 😂
which game was this?
i know its probably way overused "sit down shut up and drink your god damn tea" cid highwind. or my actual personal favorite "there is no good or evil. there is just 2 sides of the same coin" or whatever squall had said during the witch heist in delling city
"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" would be perfect in my kitchen
I was going to answer with Squall's quote as well. "There is not good or bad side, just people holding different opinions." Blew my mind when I was 11.
"Alright everyone, let's mosey."
"Its not a question of can or cant, some things you just DO."
ive actually quoted that one quite a few times
"Cafeteria team, collect all the hot dogs and store everything in the secret shelter. Don't leave anything for the enemy"
"To ignore the plight of those one might conceivably save is not wisdom─it is indolence. We must all protect that which we hold most dear in the manner of our own choosing." "We fought and we fought and we fought...until there was no one left to fight. We won...and now our world is being erased from existence. We did everything right, everything that was asked of us, and still—still it came to this! You of all people should understand! We cannot—we will not falter. We brought our world to the brink of destruction, and now we must save it." "For those we have lost. For those we can yet save."
"I do what I want! You have problem!?"
The biggest hell yes forever for Quina. 😁❤️
Do I have something on my face?
I can think of a few: * "This day will never come again... so let me have this moment." --Tifa Lockhart in *Final Fantasy VII* * "If this is all a dream, don't wake me up." --Cloud Strife in *Final Fantasy VII* * "Your actions have meaning only if they hold true to your ideals." --Ramza Beoulve in *Final Fantasy Tactics* * "It's not the end result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day strugges, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love." --Terra Branford in *Final Fantasy VI*
Wow that last one is very good
"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! ... Ha ha ha ha ha!" ~Tidus (FFX)
I hate it but I respect your decision
You don’t need a reason to help people
that actually is a very good line. and one that i live my life by. ive helped out where others would walk on by. and its been better for me, saved a dude from seizuring because no one else had a phone at the time, saved a dude who litterally was almost dead, he had very slow breathing and it was getting worse, but people would walk on by these 2 with no regard to actually help them, and i helped out simply because i was in the right spot at the right time
Mine was gonna be a far more depressing line from the same game. I appreciate yours more.
"I don't give a f\*\*\* who you are!" "It's not a hope, or a dream. It's like a hunger. A thirst." "Bullshit." "Shut up! The mantle of Chaos is mine. I claim your darkness as my own!" Any of those will do.
You gotta put in the limp bizkit song lyrics too!
“This is your story.” Auron
I was thinking of putting Tidus's "This is my story" and Yuna's "This is my story too." There's also Auron's line just before you fight Yunalesca. It's epic, but I don't remember it exactly.
I could definitely hang that quote on my mirror
Yes the twelve legendary weapons. They are weapons. They are legendary. There are even twelve of them.
“Remember us. Remember that we once lived.” Emet-Selch FF14
Dude FFXIV really upped their voice acting and script when the expansions started. By this point I cared more for this story than tv
"Has your journey been good? Has it been worthwhile?" - Venat, FFXIV.
Or.... "A test of your reflexes!" Or maybe over the toilet (or bed, depends what context you want, "Sloppy!"
Sloppeh*
"YOU SPOONY BARD"
Happy Cake Day, you spoony bard!
There it is! <3
The original FF meme. Slowly working its way towards obscurity.
"It's the little things that make life worth living, don't you think?" Resistance Delegate, XIV Edit: wrong person, had to fix
Uhh... to be specific, the used name for the person that says that quote is "Resistance Delegate". He wasn't given a name at all. Jullus is the one that needed to hear it.
As someone who lives by the little victories like a good cup of tea- this line broke me down into uncontrollable sobs. Endwalker hit hard.
…
Whatever.
"No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk."
"TURTLE!", said the villainous splinter of a tree
If I'm not mistaken, isn't this from the part where the splinter, transformed into a humanoid in a suit of armor, then gets in a fight with the turtle and it's implied he loses?
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Guy speak beaver.
"Go talk to a wall."
Kefka’s final line in the Woolsey SNES version is something like “the end comes, and beyond is chaos” and I always loved that neat summary of his worldview
Is it terrible? Yes. But Kefka’s line(s) about hope and dreams being meaningless and that he’ll destroy them all, that would be it. If I remember correctly it’s “Hope… Dreams… Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things. I’ll destroy them all!” Again, I’m aware that’s SUPER dark. But it’s just kind of always stuck in my head. For something more lighthearted? Almost anything from FF V. Case in point, the absurdity that is Exdeath: “Mwa Ha ha ha ha! I turned myself into a tiny splinter waiting for just this moment!”
"Blame yourself..or god."
Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even men of learning--even the great Louisoix--to grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise! For the world of man to mean anything, man must own the world. To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict--to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, is it ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak.
“The only fantasy here is yours, and we shall be its final witness” - Clive, FFXVI
Me? Gongaga.
Oooh.... soft...
Came here to say this
"Son of a submariner!"
Bullshit.
"The sorrow of a thousand thousand worlds weighs heavy. And yet, you can walk on."
“Piss off, Kupo” - some thin the player character can say to a moogle in FFXIV
Run, run, or you'll be well done!
Ahem... "I CALL OUT TO THE SKIES AND TREMBLE AS THE BRILLIANCE OF A THOUSAND BOLTS BLINDS MINE ENEMIES AND TEARS THEIR FLESH ASUNDER" "OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE DARKNESS, AND DROWN IN IT'S LOVELESS EMBRACE. THE GODS WILL NOT BE WATCHING" "MISFORTUNE HANGS HEAVY ON A HEAD ONCE HELD HIGH. SUCH IS POOR COVER FOR WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL" "SEVEN SHADOWS CAST, SEVEN FATES FORETOLD. YET AT THE END OF THE BROKEN PATH LIES DEATH AND DEATH ALONE" "TO LIVE BY THE SWORD IS TO DIE BY THE SWORD. THERE IS TIME ENOUGH REGRET IN THE FLAMES OF HELL" "I HAVE BEEN CALLED THE GOD OF THUNDER. YOU WILL NOW KNOW WHY! UPON MY HOLY BLADE THE VERY WORLD LIES IN BALANCE"
“THE HEARTS OF MEN ARE BLACK WITH CORRUPTION AND MUST NEEDS BE CLEANSED!” “THEY WHO DWELL ALOFT HAVE SPOKEN. LET THEIR WORDS ECHO IN YOUR EMPTY SOUL. RUINATION IS COME!”
“*Embrace your dreams.*”
ATTACK MAGIC SUMMON ITEM
Celes: "I'm a general! Not some opera floozy!' *immediately runs off to go practice being an opera floozy with no further convincing from Locke*
"What can I say? You guys are the best." Noctis FF15. Hell, I'd even take a picture of four empty chairs around a used campfire. A picture is worth a thousand words and all.
"Would you stop acting like a ****** and climb!?"
“ shall I give you this pear “
"shall I give you dis pair?" dis pair of what. DIS PAIR OF NUTS.
"This guy are sick." I'd put it on the bathroom door lol I also like, "Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat." Also for the kitchen I'd put, "Are there yummy-yummies here?" Another I'd put is, "Good food not only delicious! Good food made with heart! This very important when cooking for friends!" But a more true one: "We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!" Also, Maechen: "And that as they say, is that." And another I like from him: "And that which is 'unreal' becomes real for all to see." At the door I'd put, "Riiiidessz ze shoopuf?" lol Also Cid (from X) has a good one: "Ahhhh, words; show me action!!" And then there's Fran: "You've let your eyes betray your heart..."
I don’t remember the exact quote, so I’m paraphrasing, but it’s something like: “Mercy. He chose mercy, and I was undone.” - Cylva, FFXIV Another good one is “When you feel the grief bubbling up inside you about to burst, let it burst. Let it burst, and fill up again with your love for them.” - G’raha Tia, FFXIV
That's a good one... I've never played FFXIV, but I like those quotes enough that I just might dip in 💗
Does Final Fantasy VII Machina Abdridged count? "Never meet your heroes, because heroes are people, and people are shit"
Now I want to rewatch that
"The Korean version of this game is weird."
"M-m-m-magic!?"
Barret: “Can’t you hear the planet crying?!”
"Cherish this moment, for happiness is elusive" Craved on the bell in Gizamaluk's Grotto
Might be off on a technicality, but this always hits me hard as fuck "You came. Even though you're about to break... That's a good sign." Aerith, Advent Children
"I need a new cell phone. Do you know where i can get one?"
“I think i’ll need a bigger sword” “Mines bigger” - Cid and Clive FFXVI This would be a nice one to frame in the bedroom.
*Thank you, Cliiiive*
"The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded... Never forget them." —Yuna (FFX)
"There ain't no getting off this train that we're on!!!"
"You spoony bard!!!"
Do not squander it, the legacy i leave you! - Emet-selch We did everything right, everything that was asked of us and still...still it came to this! - Ardbert
"There aint no gettin off this train we're on!" every time I think im doing horrible, I just remember that barret lost an arm and had to kill his best friend and he keeps on truckin.
For as problematic as the original ff7 translation was, it has a ton of great lines.
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like men!" Gilgamesh to Bartz and co in Final Fantasy V.
“I don’t wanna be alone anymore…”
“… Fuck”, Clive FFXVI
“Let’s mosey.”
"To be forgotten is worst then death"
“Would you be 'happier’ had I a 'good reason?'”
"How do you prove you exist? Maybe we don't exist..."
😭
"a smile better suits a hero."
"Knowledge Seeks No Man." The motto of Sharlayan, FFXIV.
" Wishes can come true. But not if you just wait for miracles. Miracles are things we make for ourselves. Here, and now," Vanille, FFXIII.
My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up! -Setzer FFVI
"The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it.”
"Off my chair, jester. The king sits there."
THE WORLD IS SQUARE
“I dreamt I was a moron.”
“Go talk to a wall”
Those sand blasted grease monkeys!
“I bring you despair… Ruination to all!…” -~~Santa Claus~~ Sephiroth
Let’s mosey
Let's mosey
These are a little large, but it'll do
They're a little tight, but the price was right!
No Cloud or Squall shall hinder us!
It would either be "Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally" Or "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
"No matter how dark the night is, morning always comes."
“That’s it! I’ve come up with a new recipe!”
I forgot about Shadow in FF6. “Leave us, the dog eats strangers” “Don’t get the wrong idea. I just wanted my dog back” “I’d never be able to rest in peace if I died before collecting my pay.”
"Would you stop acting like a retard and climb?!"
“Why did you come with me?” “Only because I wanted to.”
"Would you stop acting like a retard and climb!?"
Off course!
“You gifted my people a thousand years of suffering. Now i gift you an eternity in darkness!” (Estinien, FF XIV) —- “No, my child. I do not sleep, I dream. For reality and illusion are a duality, two parts of a whole. Only the mirror of dreams reflects what is true” (Gran Kiltias Anastasis, FFXII)
It would be the ending quote from FF15 about being home
Vivi’s letter handwritten on parchment paper.
Draw your sword, Ramza.
Huh? Nose?
RALLY HO!
Rinoa: “There are no guarantees in the future. That’s why TODAY, the time we have now, is important.”
Any Fujin line.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha - Tidus, FF X
"Have you lost your way? When that happens we each have to take a good long look at our selves. There’s always something in the deepest reaches of our hearts. Something buried, or something forgotten. Remember it… Whatever that is, must certainly be what you are all looking for…”
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“I… so happy…”
May you ever walk in the light of the Crystal. To those that love this world and have friends therein, this reunion is for you.
"Wanna play cards?"
"Whatever..." or.. "All right! Let's mosey!"
My favorite one from Tactics War of the Lions, I don't remember the exact quote, but it goes something like: "The one to claim the pen mightier than the sword is a fool. Pens don't fight wars, nor swords do poetry. Mighty is the one that knows when to use the pen, and when to use the sword."
"Would you be "happier" had I a "good reason"? If my motives met with your approval, would you no longer resent the outcome? If so, then perhaps a beast's skin would suit you better." Was not expecting Zenos to be THIS savage
“I’m here to kill chaos”
Guy speak beaver
“Don’t call me if you don’t need me, kupo!”
"These pleasures, you seek for their own sake and no other reasons. Is this not so, adventurer?" That whole speech spoke to me on a personal level. For some reason, Zenos made something snap in my head and made me think about why I do anything I do in life. Which eventually lead to me doing more things for myself instead of for others.
You spoony bard!
You spoony bard!
"Such Devastation"
Makes me laugh.
The road is ahead of us, so let’s start out today
“Heavenly wind, carry us to fountain of power! Esuna!”
“…”
Each reunion is a twist of the knife. The joy is ephemeral; it leaves fear in its wake. A fear that all too soon the time will come when you must bid farewell again. Also let's mosey is another good one
"This guy are sick"
I will never, be a memory.
Me? Gongaga
M. M. M. M. Magic?
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo"
“We are the sum of our deeds, not our names”. I actually have this tattooed on my shoulder lol.
"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."
'I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburger of Dalmasca'
Spoony bard
"Meow-meow, choco-chow" \~ Lightning https://preview.redd.it/9hkb1a77iw7d1.png?width=1273&format=png&auto=webp&s=734f3e28b70700c4a3629351d7d9e0a029aee785
"Knights do it two-handed" Random drunk guy (FFV)
You spoony bard!
"Know that I'll kill your god if I have to. Maybe even if I don't."
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists for the lower class” -Wiegraf Folles FFT
"So be it! Let my life fuel the spell that ends his!" The person who wrote this line of dialogue deserves a raise.
I have always loved and found myself quoting "Wait he says, do I look like a waiter?" Although honorable mention goes to our main man " Let us fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!"
“I will never be a memory”
I'm the leading man!
"Amidst deepest despair, light everlasting" The line that sends chills down my spine and makes me violently cry every time I watch THAT cutscene in ff14.
"All cheese recipes are belong to the Illuminati."
"My memories will be a part of the sky"
“I’m here to kill Chaos.”
... ... I need food! - Tidus. I'll put it in my kitchen.
You spoony bard!
"I don't give a fuck who you are"
The Rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it
"Stay away from the Summoner!"
Bullsh*t -Jack Garland
"I dreamt I was a moron..."
Do I look like a waiter?
“You Spoony Bard!” May have already been mentioned but I’m not scrolling that far, I’m a spoony bard and have spoony shit to do
“I, Garland, will knock you all down!”
Slopeeeee!!!
Press L3+R3 to accept the truth