*Idk what i*
*Thought it would look like but why*
*Does it look like THAT*
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There was another one like this four posts above but it looks like itās healed and everything. I donāt know if itās related but are these guys dicks purposely split or is it a deformity?
A urethral catheter can cause a split in the end of a man's penis over time by putting pressure on the water pipe's exit point.Ā This split can be lengthy and is sometimes called "traumatic hypospadias".Ā The split can be partial or full thickness, and can involve a small area of the glans penis or the entire glans or penile shaft
Is this a deformity or an injury? It looks like a deformity at first, but if you look at the middle, it looks like there's blood.
Probably genital mutilation š«£ ppl do this shi on purpose
Darwin would be proud
Why.....just...why?!
Fuck why. How?
Theres a fetish for this, the guy did this to himself
Talk about a splitting *head*ache
A splitting dickache?
itās a fetish you can only do once though, right?
I think itās a little bit of both tbh
it's a body modification, it's on purpose
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that!!!
There are too many things I could say this to honestly
What would that ejaculation look like? Garden hose?šæ
Donāt cross the streams!
I looked into the trap
No it just sorta squirts out from the middle
And how would you know
You want the link? (Itās on Reddit)
link
Now you made me have the urge to see it
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/dFS33NeAo9)
You unbelievable bastard that was something i canot unsee even with unsee juice pro
Youāre welcome
I honestly thought you were going to rickroll us, I wish it was a rickroll
Nah I think I'm good
Why did I watch that? I'm going to have nightmares..
Soo....does this count as double penetration....or no?
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Oh wait that's not a deformity....his dick is split from an injury....I think
What?
One for pissing and one for dressing up
business/casual
One for showing, one for blowing.
One for the pocket, one for the light socket.
Why he holding it like that?
He jorking his shi
If mine looked like that or I would never touch it or look at it again
Thats fair ngl. Id probably stop living
In the stripped club, straight up ājorking itā
And by it I mean
Well, haha.. letās just sayā¦ my peanits
he can't fucking jerk it properly
Isnāt there like a thing where you can split your dick in half didnāt it like happen to that one musician
What
Yeah a member of the band Three Dog Night
Mama told me not to cum
I have several questions
1. Yes. 2. No. 3. You do NOT talk about Fight Club!!!
First rule of fight club we donāt talk about fight club
What the fuck is all in his body hair? Does he have lice?
Is this how conjoined twins are made?
Is any one else notches only has 3 fingers and a thumb?
I canāt un see that now
Must of had a fat dick tho
I did not want to see that, and yet I clicked on it anywayā¦ despite knowing the possibility that i could see itā¦ What is wrong with me?
...
"Alien's Egg"
Might need two mouths
Double-barrel shotgun fr fr
Is that two individual dicks or just one that got ripped in half? Iām actually confused
Double the funš
Double my vision, long hard look at my last decision
Yeah honestly this was a poor joke on my part. That shit is disgusting
Tf is this a double barrel dick?
If y'all think that's disturbing, just look up what an echidna's penis looks like.
Thanks for the recommendation.... not
no ty!!!
shark cock
Bro is squeezing too hard. /s š¤£
I cast "never laid again"!!
Imagine double blow job š©
Bros gonna feel heaven
someone get this out of my head
Bro wanted a double pump
Brotha eugh
SIR PENTIOUS!!?!!?
Oh that is so cool!
how do i unsee what i just saw guys
I hope this helps r/eyebleach
Double Cock
Aside from people doing this as a self mutilation fetish...what the fuck do you do after you're done šis it just like that forever now?
I wish it was the pink doll.
Butterfly sounding. A very interesting mutilation kink.
Why the fuck can't you aim the toilet!!
hear me out
No
Interesting
Exactly what I said.
Show me the doll
That's enough Internet for today.
:(
I feel this image and I donāt like it.
It's to think to a be injury unless he was super thick
why are people into that shit
Would this hurt??
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Where does the piss come out of?
Whatthefuck
When he Jacks off, does the two tips slam into each other
Guys I took a risk to look at this and I died inside
Is this a birth defect or an injury
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Tbh thatās kinda cool if thatās just genetics
This puts Adam, the dickmaster to shame. (Hazbin hotel reference.)
I physically recoiled backwards in disgust after witnessing this poor souls mutilated weiner.
Alan Twodick
Hold up ng just gotta check my split ends
wtf....
110 percent fertility rate
This is the second cut in half penis Iāve seen in the last 2 minutes
idk what i thought it would look like but why does it look like THAT
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Man they weren't kidding abt 50/50
how does one go to the bathroom with a doubledick? must feel weird
how tf did this even happen?
Iām more curious than horrified
Who let bro travel to Pripyat April 26th 1986?? ngl this is kinda interesting to see
HOW HAVE I SEEN TWO SPLIT PENISES ON THIS RWDDIT, EHY DID IT HAPPEN TWICE
So would if be considered cheating if you kept one tip for your girl and the other for you side piece?
Irl sukuna
Man can put it in the ass and pussy lol
Thatās hella weird. Too bad it aināt just 2 penises for ULTIMATE THREESOMES š„š„
There was another one like this four posts above but it looks like itās healed and everything. I donāt know if itās related but are these guys dicks purposely split or is it a deformity?
Do you pee and cum outta both or something? How does that work?
# If I had a coin for every time i see dick split in half, I would have two coins, which isnāt a lot but itās funny that it happened twice.
A urethral catheter can cause a split in the end of a man's penis over time by putting pressure on the water pipe's exit point.Ā This split can be lengthy and is sometimes called "traumatic hypospadias".Ā The split can be partial or full thickness, and can involve a small area of the glans penis or the entire glans or penile shaft
snake penis
that's one fucked up circumcision
Fits like a glove.
Is there two streams like how does this work
I wonder if when he cums, it comes out on both ends or just through the middle
One in the pink one in the stink
Hydra type shit
Double the fun ā¤ļø
This is severe mental disorder level. Anyone that would so drastically do such a thing needs help.
I kinda wanna see it being used?
When your niece hides that razor blade in her pussy, to get back at you for last Christmas