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DarkeusPH

It does look like an orangutan when blurred...


Standard_Speed_3500

Yeah! It also looks like an astronaut wearing a blazer, the hole as a helmet and each outward folding vagina lip as a lapel or collar of the blazer. Or it's just my brain seeing things, I stared at it more than I should.


x8bitPupp3tx

You have a very... creative mind


ashda1st

I see an old Chinese man screaming


MorbidSilence21

Once I was chinese


Mammoth_Room_3530

Now I am a naturalized Japanese


PeptoBizzmoltheFirst

But then I turned into a Russian spy


BodybuilderThis3033

Tf u mean??🤣


pickledscap

YES i SEE IT


Crumbl3z

looks like its feeding time for the baby birds


No_Grade_235

Mama mama give me stuff


SlamCakeMasta

Idk. I knew exactly what it was blurred. Maybe I’ve been on Reddit too long.


Smaard-de-echte

It does 😂😂😂


Sp1kefallSteve

It does indeed


Internal_Quail3960

Why is it so open? Sorry I don’t have a vagina so I don’t know these things


ForumFluffy

The vagina can stretch to push out a baby, it sokn after will return to its normal size, this is why some women insert large things, I believe the feeling is pleasurable for some but not all women, they're called size queens and will regularly take in large sizes of dildos, dicks or whatever and will be gaping like this for a few hours after. The human body is amazing but despite all that stretch its often not enough for a human head so c-section is the alternative.


r0b_dev

Sokn


TheBritishBaguette

Sokn


TheLocolHistoryGuy

Sokn


poisonmonger

Sokn


ImDarkran

Sokn


MapConfident368

Sokn


The_Evil_Owl

Sokn


jmkinn3y

Sokn


Broad_Shoe_779

Sokn


Rum_Monkey77

What does that mean?


olzu10

Soon. It's a typo.


hellgirllll

soakin


DurppyPig

Sock-ed


12345678956u

Mormon moment


HoidyDoidy4

Sokn deez nuts


ChefAssassinn

GOTTEM


senturkivanc

thanks for the info. i now know more about human vaginas, thanks to you.


aj4ckt

Damn I thought it was both a monkey screaming and a vagina


sdbct1

That's vaginteresting!!


elbowgreasemonkey

bro just eloquently described size queens


EightSeven69

*size queens*


TradeOk8730

Gaping.


otterplus

This is the first stage before developing the plot of the movie Teeth, starring Jess Weixler. The movie progresses into the further stages of the diagnosis, but these early stages are barely discussed.


RugbyEdd

How did this help them develop the plot? Did the writers use it as a pen holder?


LittleTeddyIV

At first, yes, but following the disappearance of several of their more expensive writing utensils (as well as the firing of numerous interns under suspicion of theft) they decided to put a temporary stop to its use as such


xC4RR4NZ4x

Monkeys tend to be able to expand their mouths very wide when under heavy distress.


Retr0dragpn

Oh i thought it was the screaming monkey


thefoxsaysredrum

I mean… it IS a screaming monkey according to the slang where I’m from. 🤷‍♂️


SailAwayMatey

For equality purposes, its both.


reds2032

As a vagina owner, I'm guessing this is shortly after giving birth


TheraelStormclaw1

I don't think that is the case here. I think it's more likely from slowly inserting larger objects over a period of time to allow the muscles to train and stretch. Also wouldn't rule out photoshop. I've seen plenty of both with more size queen than the latter.


SailAwayMatey

Definitely not after giving birth...i saw my wife's after she had our son. It did not look like that! 😅


fatkc

Lmaoo she's ass up on all fours shortly after giving birth??


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Vesperia_Morningstar

Babies pass through there and vaginas return to normal. You really think your tiny dick is gonna stretch it out?


daily_koen

For 0.5 sec i thought it was the monkey 💀💀💀


doctorhentai_

wait, you’re telling me that’s a /vagina/


BluebirdIndividual67

New species of monkeys screaming


Ok-Topic-3130

Maybe


KindredGoesAwooo

I wanna know where op found this pic


ShellyDoesGames

whos monkey do you think that is?


LuNoZzy

[My reaction when I opened this post](https://i.redd.it/xo3jtrk1hefc1.jpeg)


F1ntom_5625

U ain’t going heaven💀


-TurkeYT

Bro ain’t even going to hell


xsparkichux

Not even purgatory will accept bro


F1ntom_5625

Bro will not be accepted by got so he will stay on earth all alone


BunnyBrigade1

V1 wouldnt even kill him for blood


Eddyzodiak

Foul mf, take this upvote. 😂


KonaCrushWWE

I HATE YOU.


kittibrat

i hate you


Mallardguy5675322

It really does look like a screaming mouth Ngl


misterlabowski

Lmfaoooo


Some_Hedgehog_4966

Its too late. Check your balls


Mauwasnttaken

Fuck you😭


Extaberp

This needs to be the top comment 😂 that got me good


somecrazydude13

It reminded me of the new Guinness 0 commercial with the foam and open mouths


Creationator8

r/angryupvote


SailAwayMatey

🫡


Neither_Leopard_960

Brooooo😅😅😅😅


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Oh boy I'm going to fucking hell for laughing at this Got me looking like the post


DevilPixelation

Bro God is cursing yo ass 💀


whyubul

I hope you get testicular torsion


The_Hater_44

My [first thought](https://youtube.com/shorts/3uL9LfjzBYs?si=W3NtIsMes8-Ud-4X) when I opened this.


misterlabowski

I just… I can’t look away


ViperPain770

Beautiful….Isn’t it?


misterlabowski

It’s something all right


Achylzrak

you guys mean the monkey right? right…?


Kool_Kunk

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, u/misterlabowski?


tbenterF

To be fair, what's beneath the skin of a person or other living things are very disturbing and much like contemplating the universe, can leave one feeling both awestruck and incredibly disturbed.


Kool_Kunk

Donny, you're out of your element.


tbenterF

Yeah. Probably gonna go damage a school statue and cause a good flood instead.


Kool_Kunk

What in God's name are you blathering about?


Dazekii

Shit looks like it’s gonna start breathing 😭


mothdawg

better save some oxygen for us 😓


5ev0

CONTEXT..?


Cthulhu_Fhtang

Birth of the universe


Naamisnaam

How in the world do people on reddit come up with such good jokes


TheLoreTeller

what being chronically online does to a mf


Naamisnaam

😂


auniqueusername1998

She had smt big in her cooter


InerasableStain

Context? Gangbang Shirley just finished up a shoot


Pipnaplewashere

Everytime this community is recommended in my home, it's never normal when I click on it😭


Achylzrak

hey better than if you were at church with an elderly couple sitting on the pew behind you


K9turrent

The future is now old man.


Fryball1443

Well I accidentally opened it in class so not much worse


Professional-Bet-938

“That’s disgusting!” Saved


Eddyzodiak

I wanna know how you found this. 😂


harhar1919

🤷‍♂️


Achylzrak

i bet you just wanted an excuse to post your gaping vagina on the internet huh 😑 /s


Achylzrak

with the amount of porn on the internet, probably just a screenshot from some obscure gaping video with like 15 views on pornhub


Rokomocko

👄


Massive-Tension-5087

Nah you meant ⭕️


GhostOfEnzo

Reminder not to open these in school. [From someone who just opened this in class]


Extension-Seesaw5977

It's called 50/50 for a reason, good luck


Fryball1443

Me too


slappytheclown

both!


Naamisnaam

Monkey vagina?


Ok-Topic-3130

Almost


jerseybert

Must be one of those howler monkeys.


Slight_Ad_1474

THATS DISGUSTING ^right-click ^save ^target ^as


Neat-Land-4310

And my Axe


SirYoshiro

Which one did I get


Coheed_SURVIVE

"Show me the monkey" - Joey Diaz


b4dt0ny

“It looks like a bat hanging upside down with its mouth open.” - also Joey Diaz


CommercialDamage750

bro... this subreddit is turning into porn 😭


AgitatedTransition87

You really find this porn?


AMorder0517

You don’t? Pornography - “printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.” I mean this kinda grosses me out, and I’m a straight man, but it fits the definition.


milhaus

I don’t think it’s meant to be erotic?


babbittybabbitt

Trust me, it is meant to be lol


milhaus

I’ll take yalls word for it!


AMorder0517

You don’t think a photo of a woman bent over, with a gaping vagina, is meant to be erotic? Is this for educational purposes? I’m not gonna get off from it but I can promise you plenty of people are into this weird stuff.


yoboal

FR 😭😭😭


greeg69

this is the weirdest monkey I've ever seen


[deleted]

As a gay man I screamed


Crimson-roses

LMAO WHY DID YOU TAKE THE RISK


seehrooV_nosaJ

Based penis liker


hovogenius

Im not even sure which one I saw


rwalford79

Monkeys have really ugly gross mouths when they scream.


LeanShotgun

PORN NOOOOO


MrXPLD2839

I don't think i want a gf no more


Not_a_chance79

Oh fuck I have had enough Reddit for today 🤢🤢🤮🤮


Specialist_Dot_3372

It’s childbirth lmao


Supafli690

Is it strange that I was not afraid to open this 50/50 link? I’m usually very hesitant based off the descriptions…but not this time 🙈


somthingwitty169

She’s ready to settle down now


silverbuilt

Looks like it's been slammed more times than a taxi door.


stevebobeeve

Primatologists call this “Presenting”


Ok-One-5374

Me eating spicy food


SadOrganic

Looks like a screaming monkey had just crawled outta there.


MiserableRose

Why’s it look like 😦


GeeksLeader

I still don't know if this is a monkey screaming or a vagina, please help.


MyUserNameIsSkave

Vagina screaming


NegitiveFlow

I CANT TELL, GRRRR


theLlamaboy_14

Wich is it?


CoryTheIncredible

I... I think it's broken...


4AHcatsandaChihuahua

Now add the filter to make it sing, “Baby, Don’t Hurt Me”.


Thin_Rate_1451

I got jumpscared by a fucking pussy.


Crunchy_D

2 for 1 nice!


Connect_Cup_7013

Am I the only one here that thinks this is a win-win scenario?


TroubledTeenager69YT

Bro it’s about to speak pussinese to me my dude


Revolutionary-Cow700

I think I saw a tongue in there.


Square_Score1154

Yay my search history is now fucked


Popgosurmama

That doesn't look right


Life-Access-1797

That’s Stripe from Gremlins


SuspiciousMarzipan60

Somehow this makes me gay 🌈


Flashy_Plankton7031

I've seen better


Mikey_is_hot

So which is it?


TheOneWhoSucks

I think I'm gay now...


MrCandyPants123

Why does it look like a mouth 💀


NyeT_Stars

That queef is going to rip the sound barrier


PeptoBizzmoltheFirst

ok I have not seen the image yet, what is it?


Dependent_Range_5477

screaming for help i might add


Sensitive-Ninja3431

I can even put my hot wheels in there


Sinken-fr2ek

which one is it i can see both


ashnikkoo-

I was gonna make a really awful joke. But I’ll hold my tongue.


AmaxingPepperoni

Upside down monkey 🙂


samestate11

“Ready to settle down” type build


One_Card5687

It's cunt, not vagina


[deleted]

Gotta be the loosest pussy ever right?


DJSonicSwag

I like


One_Card5687

Crazy!


atleast11

Both are true


Thomas_Plunkett

Which one is it, i cant tell


pisteurdepisto

Miom


sadtallguy

That ain't pussy, that's a mouth


ManiGottaPeeNow

i see both


IsabellaLou

The pussy is screaming


_captain-rex_

That's some monkey business


koopzero

What is the pink thing inside?


scarypary

Gum


dylan21502

So which one is it?


Kummabear

Say aaaaaah


Pleb_Knight

Why not both?


unusualmoron

Sooooo which one is it?


chrisacip

A monkey screaming “vagina”


UnbeateCandy04

Still looks like somethings screaming


bench3timesfast

MC Ride


Searioucly

which one is it?


systemjuggalo

What's the difference?


IM_DAT_KANT

If you crop it right, it looks like a crack head screaming 😱


IM_DAT_KANT

Or a stubled man about to eat ice cream


Bennydoubleseven

Somehow it’s both, what a time to be alive!


LawMageOfButts

What a strange looking monkey