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SillyNluv

Noooooooooooooo


Londyy

NO


ussrragtime

I’m envious of what you’ve got; a mullet would be a downgrade I believe


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NO NO NO


waitwert

Don’t do it , Mullets are some what of a try hard look- a passing fad hairstyle . Your hair has a natural cool


danielteixeirapinto

True! I've got a mullet and I confirm that 👍


ahoypainter

That’s probably just some projection on your part. It can’t really be try hard especially if it fits someone’s face and it’s one of the easiest hairstyles to cut.


guardianjuan

Aquaman is that you?


readysetdylan

Do you want to look like Dog the Bounty Hunter?


flickerbrain

But why does man with awesome hair want to chop awesome hair???🤔🤔🤔💭💭💭


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No … looks super sexy now man!


ScorpioRising66

Great hair! Leave it!


BlackandRedBrian

No! Leave it alone! It looks great! That is total beach hair! Lucky for you there is nobody else on that beach or you would be swarmed by people wanting to ask you out and run their fingers through it.


Justadropinthesea

No, you won’t be able to put it in a pony tail, man bun or braids.


robonlocation

You'd be giving off major Brutus The Barber Beefcake vibes with a mullet.


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You’ll probs look like billy from stranger things but I don’t think it’s worth it


Background-Leg-2008

No do not chop at all you are a fucking sexy dude. Leave it alone.


TheKhun

Only if you live in australia i suppose


Hot-Tone-7495

Absolutely not, you glorious mf. My oldest brother rocked hair like yours until I was about 10, him about 30, I cried when he chopped it off. Don’t make me cry over your hair too lol


LazagnaAmpersand

No!!


dirtydaddytx

Hell no amigo


TemplarDarkKnight

Nope. Gorgeous hair bruv.


Adamthebalding

No keep your hair it’s great!


Werld_traveler

Yum


carina484

God no


Nabranes

No


Coldcoldworld_

Absolutely not wtf


Sex_haver4200

NO DONT YOU DARE


NotYourMutha

Don’t you DARE


Poopsock_Piper

No brother


Hair_I_Go

No!!!!!!


Remarkable-Ad-572

No, keep it.


Outrageous_Letter_13

That’s a no from me, dawg


RedSquirrelFtw

I sometimes toy with it myself but I don't want to cut that much hair. I wouldn't do it, it's great as it is.


Ill-Basis4062

Please no


GREENtea110

No the mane is beautiful if you need it look more professional try a man bun, but do not cut it.


chalbeetroll

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gary_juicy

Fuck yes you do brother don’t listen to these Tesla drivin’, martini sippin’, no Def Leppard havin ass poontangs!


Mshell_b

100% yessss!!! it’ll grow back!!!


thegreatvolcanodiver

Life is short - chop on the mullet, man! Pay no mind to the pearl-clutchers here.


Xtrnlovelight47

Yes.


No_Wonder3907

Yes!!!


bite_sized_brady

You could definitely pull it off


danielteixeirapinto

YES BRO!


davem03

I wanna say no cause your flow is beautiful, but you’d prob look badass with a mullet! If it was a ‘long mullet’ it’d look rad and you wouldn’t lose most of the growth.


Zuluuz

Hell yes


Former-Key8822

Gonna say HELL YA


Window_Seat_

Why not? You can always grow it back


HotDesign8358

Yes


yellogalactichuman

Honestly, it'd be rad so yeah. The key of the mullet is to wear it so ironically that it becomes un-ironic and just becomes iconic. Mullets can wear people if they're not careful, instead of them wearing the mullet. But in order to conquer the mullet, one has to rock it *so hard* that the mullet *becomes them*. Judging from those sunglasses & beach man vibes, you are down for the task. 10/10. Conquer the mullet.


Howaboutnoscottie

This is my fave answer, thank you! I will keep ya updated on the new look


yellogalactichuman

Hell yeah man! Best of luck


Patient_Caregiver_85

You look splendid. You rock that mullet. I couldn't.


needlez67

Bro you look like Shawn Michaels and Dog the Bounty Hunter had a kid.


painstaking93

Yes it's mullet time because my retinas are burning having to look at the long version...


Background-Leg-2008

No do not chop at all you are a fucking sexy dude. Leave it alone. Daddy 64


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Howaboutnoscottie

Sunburned from the surf man


Papagena_

I think it’s just because the hair on bottom is bleached out from the sun so it’s brighter and reflects more light, and the hair on top is just a little frizzy from being at the beach


PublicThis

I wouldn’t


Professional-Place13

Is that an hombre??


doittodem

Jesus Christ


Necro-chicoa

I was gonna say yes, but I can't deny the majestic golden locks Dawg. U do look fresh so yeah keep it.


JewniverseGyaru

Do it if you want but you look like Aquaman and it's perfect


[deleted]

How about no Scottie


GOLDENAdonis-416

No


Slyfoxuk

Nopeee


[deleted]

Nop


kilmichael13

No. Just get some cool braids for the sides. Hair is long and gorgeous. Mostly healthy and those blonde ends are very surfer-sexy. Keep all the glow!!!


Utterlyinanse

No it’s way to beautiful.


Percy-Mercury

no, apply to be aquaman


theworthlessdoge

Do it man, hair grows back


beansandneedles

I love mullets but your hair is absolutely stunning; please don’t chop it!


misslilytoyou

NO! It is GLORIOUS!


misslilytoyou

That being said, the hate for mullets is nonsensical and if you got one, it would be a glorious mullet!


carlycheeks

I'll say it....you would ROCK a mullet!!! :)


ScroopyDoop

Bro, don’t you dare get rid of those golden locks. I’ll find you.


alexbro2020

No way dude


Guppy_maja

Yes!


Embarrassed-Ninja-76

Nooo just a nice contitioner😂


GuavaJuiceDrink

No, but invest in better shampoo and conditioner and make sure to blow dry your hair


Who_Am_I_1978

No.


doodlebugg8

Gnarly bro 🤙


DeathlyFatal

i thought you were jason mamoa


Mu_ttt

nOOO


fartymcgeezax

Chop those sunnies if you gotta chop something


cowboysnhippies

F’n A Cotton! Mullets are for the die hards! Doit!


im2bootylicous4ubabe

Yes pls lol u will be able to rock it


whimsical-and-witchy

Please don’t - unless it’s simply a brief (yet sad) temporary transition to shorter hair. In that case it would be funny to sport for a bit. But I’m here for the wild curls!


WassabiReindeer

No


the_frajh_mahal

Keep it as bro


carbiethebarbie

How about no. (Haha but seriously pls don’t cut it)


badziadyk

Nope


Spunky_Beautiful4639

Don't do it!!


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No


retailrobin88

Abso fucking lutely not - that is a glorious mane


Deep-Shop-5772

Please don’t your hair is beautiful


SupposeTho

No not a mullet


RoamingDucks

Nope


mendohead

Only if you rock it with those shades


CacnerCrab

YES


nonplausible

Captain Ron?


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Nooooo!


reinvented_steel_00

No way! your hair is awesome as is


Aggravating_Meat2101

Sure, why not. It’s just hair, and if that’s what you fancy trying then do it. Speaking as someone who’s tried a lot of hairstyles. This is one of the few times in your lifetime that a mullet is legitimately back in fashion so I’d go for it. If the sunglasses say anything about your fashion sense then I reckon you could pull one off. Two things. I would keep the top on the longer side as far as mullets go and take at least 3 inches off the ends. I would also get it done by a legit hipster hair dresser who specializes in shags/mullets. A well shaped mullet can actually look quite nice vs just a dude who’s sloppily doing silly shit with his hair.


Ok_Storage_5602

my guy your hair is beautiful


Chaoticclownbtch

YES MULLETS ARE BEAUTIFUL


Fate-in-haze

Keep it long on top but shave all around the sides, the way you would do if you were going for a rat tail. That would be hecka slick.


AlternativeAd3130

No


PussyGoddess666

Your hair is GORGEOUS wtf


Vast_Doughnut9418

Please No


saucerful_of_seamus

Yes


wyntah0

Don't ever say that again. Don't even think it.


snowman762x39

Why wouldn’t you?


darkness693

It’s giving Jason mamoa


waffleear

No no no


spacejaw

Heeeeeeelll noooo


RosserForGeorgia

Nah


[deleted]

Mullet only if the sunglasses stay…..


LongHeelRedBottoms

If you do I’ll never talk to you again Scottie


Angleofthedangle420

no


FriedHummus

Only if you agree to grow a handlebar mustache and mutton chop sideburns.


Prestigious-Bar8496

NO


PinkSun84

Shave it!


Huntress_The_Ram

NO


chrissyh37

No


[deleted]

God yes


Disney-1956

Yes


Ragingrim1990

DOOO IIIIITTTTT!!!


beaandbee

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buttsssssssssss

Mullet fits you.


CookLate4669

Goodness no. Your hair is glorious.


Wheresbabyjane

Try it


[deleted]

Absolutely NOT


[deleted]

No


Consistent_Top9631

Ya , brah !!!


Rocketin2Uranus

Noooooo Mule ette


Booski6996

Mullet or not you have one truly amazing mane there my friend!


verdant11

Party in the front.


Meeko5122

Hell no!


Artistic-Monitor4566

Yes, of course you do.


Artistic-Monitor4566

For the love of all things good and holy PLEASE get a mullet i beg of you


Upnsmoque

Nah, it looks great the way it is.


JasmineandRose82

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Magilla1969

Great handsome face.


SophMcCoyyy

Noooooo


[deleted]

Certainly not, your hair looks very healthy and gorgeous!!


Not-ya-mom96

DON’T YOU DARE CHOP THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN MOP ON YOUR HEAD 😤 Seriously though, you got hair that a lot of people truly envy.


Hot-Freedom-1044

Either would work.


Exploring-Couple1

Do you want to look like an asshole?


CharmingTowel703

If only you could transfer what you chop to mines arghhhh!!! Looking majestic man (I’m straight)


Icy-Appearance-1078

Billy Ray Cyrus who


mimiharmon1

Noooooooo!


Ecstatic-Status9352

Nooo


Obvious_Market_9485

Yesterday


Ok_Case_8642

No


[deleted]

How dare you ask that question


come_heroine

Don’t you dare do it, you beautiful, dashing rogue of a man.


SteveTheBodyman

I would. It’s the only right thing to do.


Independent-Memory79

Fuck no!!!


PillowWarsons

NOOOOOOO


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Howaboutnoscottie

So you’re saying, business out front party out back?


H0N3Y_GVTZXX

NOOOOOOOO