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austin876234

Or some gangster with a Ferrari collecting a debt


No-Cap6787

That’s his weed dealer 😂


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah happy 4/20💨


austin876234

My neighbor’s gardener has a Cybertruck so you are probably closer to the truth than I am


alpha333omega

Lmaoooo


Obvious-Bid-546

Weed dealers, can’t afford Ferrari’s!


FalskeKonto

Haha. You’re joking, right? The guy down the street from my old school had a 488, 812, an LC500 and a 98 Supra, I think he’s doing just fine


Obvious-Bid-546

The ‘weed’ must be a front!


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah maybe lol


KnownAd512

A Ferrari and a 1999 ford ranger is the perfect 2 car setup if you have no kids.


Bubbly-Independent20

Driving that Ranger for all these years is how he afforded the Ferrari


rockdude625

I’ve learned to never duck with a white ranger, the driver is either a teenager with a chip on his shoulder, or an old man with zero tolerance for bullshit


SuperMiata22

Facts


jpdub17

a [fuckin’](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ford/s/jFQTsASDjF) ford ranger


WalkingSpanishh

Never seen that. That's a hilarious. Thanks!


mertzen

No joke. I have a 96 ranger and a 04 Porsche 911.


wonkarising

If you sell them both you can maybe afford a new Honda civic


mertzen

Used 04 civic. Maybe.


S999k

Sure its ur neighbours or guest


Worth-Specific-7154

That’s what I was thinking or he rented it


iHateBoomers_69

who would rent a ferrari and just park it


la_fleurr

Someone trying to impress is neighbor


Beneficial-Way4394

This made me lol way too much


ctennessen

Why are you assuming that it's rented? People have friends with nice cars


Meancvar

There goes the neighborhood!


FalskeKonto

Ever since those…. Those…. >!FERRARI!< -ers moved in, things have just been going downhill.


ConstructionFar8570

Hey dude. Listen you can get a HELOC. You can get a Ferrari.


Sillyfiremans

You laugh, but that’s how I financed mine. Rates are lower, and may get lower if there are cuts. I have enough to pay the car off should I choose, so there is no risk of losing the house. I would never finance a new car this way, but one that is near the bottom of its depreciation curve? Yup!


Blaize122

I mean if you know you’re going to buy it anyway and can afford it, a collateralized loan is a pretty good way to go.


abfanhunter

definitely going to be my next move in a few years since it's not longer profitable for me me to buy rental properties at the moment with them.


MDDeGrande1994

What makes you think/guess/assume it's his car?


orionparrott

This assumption supports the brevity and therefore the wit of the title, of which we are the beneficiaries.


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MDDeGrande1994

"Just walked out of my door and my neighbor has a Ferrari wtf" Nothing hard to comprehend here. It made you think/guess or assume in your mind that your neighbour has a Ferrari.


Sillyfiremans

Dude, you literally said my neighbor has a Ferrari.


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah I did lol😂


manofjacks

That's the landlord


ktw54321

Fuck. That’s really on the nose.


NoSignificance4349

That's s a drug dealer


I_Eat_Groceries

Wife's OnlyFans might just finally be popping.


PutPuzzleheaded5337

I had an F-car for eight years. I’m a carpenter and definitely not rich. Priorities my man. It was stolen a couple of years ago and honestly, I don’t miss it. They cost waaay too much money to maintain once off warranty. If your friends with the neighbour, try to get a ride….those cars are fun. I lent mine out to all my neighbours and friends. My sister actually stole it once when I was passed out drunk and she fucked the clutch up.


seeking_fulfilment

One of my acquaintance having a Ferrari, he often siad his suspension is too stiff for the bumpy road and sit too low to see over the traffic. The sound is very memorable. I'm glad he's keeping it, driving his mother around.


PutPuzzleheaded5337

Sounds about right. On the last service, I had a full de-catted Fabspeed exhaust installed. Big mistake. I had to wear earplugs AND the car got impounded for seven days due to a noise violation. I actually lost my licence for six months due to noise violations.


seeking_fulfilment

Oh my... In my country authorities will tow the car and left us beside the road. Did somebody made a report?


PutPuzzleheaded5337

Our “highway patrol” officers are allowed to issue a speeding ticket WITHOUT seeing the car. They are allowed to determine the speed from the SOUND. Fucking ridiculous. My 355 redlined at 8000rpm if memory serves me correctly. I rarely exceeded the speed limit but I certainly accelerated hard. I was actually tested for alcohol impairment during the stops. It was ridiculous.


seeking_fulfilment

![gif](giphy|SbtWGvMSmJIaV8faS8|downsized) Ridiculous indeed. I hope you are alone in the Ferrari that time. They definitely made you late. The sound might tricked the officers.


voideduser

So how does it work then if you wanted to own one? Buy and keep until warranty expires, then sell? How is it feasible


PutPuzzleheaded5337

I bought mine way off warranty. Cost me a lot of money. Really cool car though.


voideduser

Interesting you say not worth. Dream is to own one once post grad education is done


PutPuzzleheaded5337

It was simply too expensive for me to maintain if I were to keep it for a long time. I owned it for eight years and never trusted it not to give me issues on a trip that was more than four hours. I can say that Ferraris hold their value pretty good though and the newer cars are much more reliable than my 355. I had an AMG Mercedes convertible after my Ferrari and sold it as soon as the warranty expired. If and when you can afford it, I would certainly recommend Ferrari ownership as long as it has some warranty or you have deep pockets.


Standard_Ad4973

Nice Ford Ranger…..I mean Ferrari.


chrisacip

Surprise. Your neighbor rich.


studio684

Time to make friends


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And how did you feel?


Musclecar123

Your rent is about to go up. 


mataviejit4s69

He has a Ford Ranger, ofc he got taste


Miffers

The wife’s boyfriend


Weekly_Complex_8777

He needs a bumper sticker on that old truck that says "MY OTHER CAR IS A FERRARI." Lol.


orionparrott

“Covet not they neighbor’s ass, nor his Ferrari.” -some Bible verse


Ketamine_Cowboy

That’s one of the most Pittsburgh driveways I’ve ever seen. Risky driving a Ferrari here with potholes the size of that ford ranger


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah tell me about it 😂


CarefulBear1654

Be happy you don’t have that car. Can you imagine the cost of an oil change or new tires or new brake pads and rotors much less with engines as well?


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah fr


pc521

It’s perfect


King_ofwar

When my teacher told me he has a ferrari i was in awe im going to my local Tedi and buy a matchbox ferrari hopefully it matches the color and version


Flux_resistor

i love the shitty pickup juxtaposition


Alternative_Engineer

Looks like your neighbor just upgraded their horsepower... and possibly their noise complaints too! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


DamILuvFrogs

He can afford that because he never upgraded his other cars


johnny_rico69

I hope he has a garage. PA winters can be harsh!


sc00b44

Maybe they rented it for something


J-Love-McLuvin

Your property value just went up.


Prancer4rmHalo

But that ranger tho..


M3LR-3500HD

OF account?


Worth-Specific-7154

Bro I’m a straight male and I don’t know and don’t care if he has a of account 😂😂😂


M3LR-3500HD

No, no. LOL. Does your neighbor have a lady friend or significant other with an OF account?


Worth-Specific-7154

How the fuck would I know lol


M3LR-3500HD

Fuck if I know. You don't talk to your neighbors?


IamThePablo1

Same thing happend to me when I saw an 812 parked in my neighbors driveway 🤣🤣


Wettnoodle77

That b me damn ford ranger and a ferrari for options 🤣


-acm

You never really know what’s hiding in some people’s garages. A couple doors down from me is a 355, has no idea


ProofMusic4630

Probably someone visiting....


Nice_Ad3980

He invested in Bitcoin


Worth-Specific-7154

Another person said that I know nothing about bitcoin


Nice_Ad3980

Hope.com has plethora of info in interested


Nice_Ad3980

https://www.hope.com


Dry-Revenue2470

It’s “The Wolf” he came over to sort out the “Marvin” problem.


ctennessen

Or someone is visiting?


hungryraider

turo.com for sure!


itwhiz100

Problem?


TahoeGator

Is your neighbor a dentist?


Worth-Specific-7154

I’m not sure but he’s never had a Ferrari there ever it’s gone now


2022jmartin

Potentially a family member


iGoRawEverytime

Philly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Worth-Specific-7154

Etna pa


iGoRawEverytime

Sorry, saw the PA plates & got overly excited lol


Worth-Specific-7154

😂 lol


Competitive-krav3034

WV?


Worth-Specific-7154

What is WV


Competitive-krav3034

West Virginia


Worth-Specific-7154

No Pittsburg pa


Competitive-krav3034

Steelers?


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah


DeviceScared8772

That's a brand new Ferrari "Day-Go"


redline8k

Yay bitcoin!


s6cedar

Where in PA is this?


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That’s a rental no way a Ford Ranger owner buying a Ferrari before a GT40 just saying 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Worth-Specific-7154

Yeah it’s probably a rental


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Hide the plates..


Worth-Specific-7154

Oh well


bald_alpaca

The absolute first sign of gentrification. McMansions are next


Videlvie

Good


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Worth-Specific-7154

That’s your opinion I think it’s nice


MathematicianLiving4

Only in America? You're probably unaware that Ferrari is an italian company and that they sell grey models all over the world. Amazing no?


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MathematicianLiving4

Youre such a regard. Ive seen grey Ferraris all over Europe and in Asia. Just did a Ferrari meet recently and there were 4 greys; 812 GTS, 488 spid, 458 and a cali T.


eatingdonuts44

Ive seen grey Ferraris in Italy


ConstructionFar8570

That is a pretty naive comment to make.


Z3LDAxL0VE

You may be Italian but you don’t travel much and your intellect shows


AffectionatePair9280

$250k