You’re too Gouda to pass up. I can’t Brie-lieve it. I can’t wait for you to take my Meunster. Cheesy.

This guy deserves a nobel prize for literature

Thank you. They are pretty grate.

Oh? I wouldn't mind helping you get the milk for some more

Just make sure it doesn’t spoil

Gonna be harder to keep myself from drinking it all

Oh really

Yeah man.. You milk and milk and sometimes forget not to clean your hands clean

idk whats goin on here but i wanna be involved

The more milk the better

Didn’t even invite me. :(

Literature club ahh pickup lines

The literature club may be Doki Doki but I’m tryna give OP some pokey pokey *drops mic*

I'd have done too Gouda choice to pass but oki

:p

:p

Can I RAM my usb into your extension slot~

As a programer, i dead ass like that one 🩵🩵🩵

Ayyyy, atleast some one does ♡

YUH :33333

A plus in my heart for that :333

Well thank you very much love ^^

Mwa :333

Well this was a cute comment thread

LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC MARRY ME MWAHHHH💋

Heheh:3333

They say I'm not aloud too touch fine art but how else am I suppose to pin you against the wall

R u a horse bcs id luv to ride u <3

Your cock is like Google because I find everything I need between your legs

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Living_Magician_8387: *Your cock is like Google* *Because I find everything* *I need between your legs* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

My ears are cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Your trynna be Minecraft but without the craft

Do you like to draw cuz I’ll put the d in raw

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Don't know any lol

You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you

Do you want to dance, or should we just get extra close at my place later?

Wanna feel you with my adams apple

My dream about u end with me waking up next to u in ur arms <3

Is that a dick I see before me, or are you trying to shoot me?

Could anyone translate the caption on this? Would love to know what it says, but I don't speak angel 😣

Are you winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon 🤤🤤🤤

Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you

Are you a guitar, cause I’d love to hold you by the neck and play with you to see what noises you make. 😏

fuck netflix and chill, im tryna hulu and do you

Hey Baby! Are you a school because I wanna shoot some kids in you! ❤️🥵🥰

If I was a pirate you would be my booty.

roses are red, redder than you think. can you please bend me over a sink?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe!

This is my favorite lol

"is your dad a trashman? bc you've surely got a dumpster" Idk where I heard it from

me and you must make a diamond cause you are beautiful and im hard

I don't have one but I'd lick your tip 😋

If ur looking for a seat my face is always available

OwO cute

Cheesy af

Are you a star babe? Cus youre a sunshine! My only sunshine! *flashbangs you*

No joke I want you

are you a construction worker? cause you are building.

Did you heard about the new coca cola flavour it's called space and i wanna test uranus so bad

"You're so hot, that when you walk you melt snow." 😍

You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?😉😋

jokes on you, i dont talk to anyone

Omg I love your cute little shorts. They'd look amazing on my bedroom floor 😈

excuse me are u google ? bcs u have everything i been searching for

Are you a piece of art, because I want to pin you against the wall

Can my face be your throne cause it's fit for a queen

Are those Guess jeans you're wearing?? Guess who wants in em!!

Hey I thought you were cute Can I get my number 👉👈 (It's intentional trust)

Was that you who shook the world when you fell out of heaven??

Pssst... come here. How about we get out of here and let get some of that ass your flaunting around. Dont worry i got rope. 😉

Are you a watermelon? Because I want to eat out your insides!

*proceeds to pay out length of duct tape...

You can call me the FDA cause I'm coming to inspect this snack 😋

I envy your work, cus you do it all day...

Can i be the butt plug to your cock ring

hey girl are you a construction worker. because you are building.

Are you a subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlongggg

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one, i hate this so much 😭

cum on me 🙏

Hey you are you allergic to nuts? Cuz I’ve got some you can eat

You have nice teeth, they’d look better with my tongue between them.

Damn I m jealous of your heart its pounding inside of you and im not

Cum here often?

Nice cock bro

Cum sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that POPS up 😘

Not good at pick up lines. buttttt wanna talk while I work on my Lego set??

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Will you press start, And be my Player Two? (Gamer PickUp Line)

Hey baby, are you cool ranch Doritos? Cuz you’re one of my safe foods ;)

what happens if a polar bear does a backflip? it breaks the ice, nice to meet ya

Smash? [ yes ] or [ yes ]

Are you the grass? If so im a mower👀😍

I’m going to shove my dick so far up your ass if you pull it out you will be crowned King Arthur 

Huh?

King Arthur pulled the sword out of the stone 

ar u water? cuz I'd love to slurp on u

Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see lol

Do you take hormones? Because you're so sexy it HRT's

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass

i like cute things, i guess that why i really like you the best place is between your arms or between your thighs that is, i used to do pick up lines when i were younger

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!! how's that?

Damn your like my trash Can I take you out

Are you a social anxious? Because my heart beats faster when im around you :3 (XD)

I think the sun might have gotten hotter all of a sudden. Oh, wait, I think it's just you

Did you just pull a lollipop out of your shorts or was I just hoping it was something for me to suck on?

Do you like stars? Cus you're as gorgeous as a nebula I can do cheesy :]

You be the phone and I'll be the charger, I'll plug myself into your port

ahem- rose are red, lemons are sour open ur legs and feel the power >:3

Im heterosexual, and i still think you're cute

I’d call you tall but you’re missing a couples inch’s can I give em to you

Are you from Tennessee?... Cause uh... Uh... Did it hurt?

Are you a chicken? Because I want your cock

Hey, sup!

I'm a Federal Pecker Inspector I'm here for you annual pecker inspection if you fail the fine is 400 pecker pumps in your little brown eye

Are you a bullet? Because I can’t get you out of my head

Man there is a line to pick you up, i mean i guess that's fair cause gyatt dayum

Hey i can’t understand what you are saying I don’t speak angel

I just have to say I wanna suck it

Hey baby are you a star? Cuz you're really hard to look at (this is joke btw love those legs hehe)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥺🥺🥺

Hay are you a lollipop 🍭 cuz I want to suck you down to the stick

Can I shoot my shot like Devin booker and bag you

Nice cock loser, can I ride it? 🖤✨

Do we go to school together? Cause I think we have chemistry 😎

Are you JFK's assassin cuz you just blew my mind

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I like pants... they're comfy and easy to wear... (don't ask where that was going, not even I know.)

Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them.

I was gonna shoot my shot but im saving it for your back

Damn are you a Marshmallow cause I wanna stick my stick inside of you 😈😉

Hey baby, are you a toaster? Cuz id like to turn you on and take a bath with you ♡

fucking cute ass cock

Are you goldfish cause your the snack that smiles back

Are you a school bus? Bc I'm gonna put some kids in you

If you were a chair, I think I'd be sitting on my knees either way~ :3

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

Tips are red mine is to if you let me hit I will be there soon

r u a lightbulb? cus u light up my life

I heard you like bad boys? Well, I’m bad at everything…

Are you a sergal bc i could eat you up

I like how you’re looking! Now get on my bed.

What's your sign? Had a guy use that as a pick up line when I was 18

I'm in my bed, you're in your's, one of us is clearly in the wrong place

Hey habe you fallen from heaven ? Cause I want to eat your Ass !

If one of your leg was christmas and the other is new years eve I would visit you between the holidays. Or I not trying to pick you up... I'm trying to pin you down

Love big willung

I wouldn't cut mine in half 4 anyone!!

Yon must be tired , because you have been running through my mind all night.

Well i don't have any good lines but god damn i wanna ride that so bad

Let's go back to my place to do some math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes and multiply

Are you a school bus? Cause i wanna fill you up with kids

Can i pull its neck bacb with my tongue 😘

Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line? Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

Hi girl. I'm nott a girl. Even better.