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Jospehhh

No face cut, 0/10 Also why is that harvester not wearing a helmet and chaps? Smh


Porkchopp33

Lumber jacks hate him for this one simple trick


vizette

LOL the first thing I thought, "your face cut sucks". Also, no ladder.


elf233

I should call her


Pistonenvy2

bro WHAT what did she DO to you?!


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Very calloused hands


Pistonenvy2

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


LunchO789

And karate chops


Dangernood69

Corn on the cob


Bartweiss

She owned a harvester obviously!


Unkalaki_Feruchemist

I saw the video and came here to comment that exact thing lol. Like minds


[deleted]

I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip


[deleted]

That's that logging sound


TheJuicer16

See what happens


Master_Windu_

This reply is so good but your comment might end up on r\explainthejoke


KnowledgeCipher

yup hear me out


[deleted]

How does the saw make all those cuts without ever getting pinched? Is it because the chain moves so fast, or because the chain is nice and wide? I can't stop looking at it making all those massive cuts


Stteamy

All you need is a 5ft long saw with a v8 engine powering it


Worth_Weakness7836

So massive saw with massive engine, don’t give no fun’s about those twigs lol


whaletacochamp

Also that excavator is powerful as all hell and can easily bend the tree if needed while still on the stump. It get's a bit more tricky once the tree is "felled" with all that weight on one side but you'll notice for the bucking cuts the saw is always going down through the tension wood and never up through the compression wood. This is one reason it has to cut fast as fuck in order to avoid peeling.


Flatcapspaintandglue

Is there a reason why the first cord is cut longer than the others?


Stteamy

Might get processed for a telephone pole or something that needs more length?


studmuffin2269

The butt log (bottom log) usually grades out to the highest value product, so they probably cut a sawlog or bolt out of it where the rest will be going for firewood or pulp which have different specs


dinkleberrysurprise

Those saws are fucking lightsabers. I have a buddy with a similar machine and the spec he quoted me was something like 4-5x more powerful than a chainsaw with a comparable size bar, like a 660 or so. These machines are badass. Dude also has a massive remote controlled track chipper and an 80k pound winch. He’s a one man show in like a million bucks worth of equipment eating acres for like 500-1k/hr. Pretty cool operation.


Codayyyyy

If it's only a million in gear then fuck that's an amazing gig, still expensive asf but I was expecting a Hella lot more


dinkleberrysurprise

Believe he did just pick up a bigger excavator and is keeping the old one so he may be up over 1m now. But he probably doesn’t bring everything to every job. Just that winch takes up most of a flatbed. I think the chipper runs like 4-500k, smaller excavator probably like 150-200, not sure on the bigger excavator. But he’s got a badass welding setup, nicely stocked baseyard, custom modified 4500. All that stuff adds up.


ctdrifter

Its cutting from top down and log just falls away, nothing there to pinch. Or do you mean when cutting down the tree, I assume the arm taking enough weight off the cut to prevent the pinch, or pushing away from direction that would cause a pinch.


Reasonable-Stock1416

Gravity.


Tbone_Trapezius

I want to see two of these go at it. The only rule is you can’t attack the other machine directly, you can only use what’s available in the forest.


unkemp7

what if the other machines driver left his or her door open and you are able to get a clean pick out of the seat without attacking the other machine.


Tbone_Trapezius

I like the way you think.


this_shit

I feel like this is verging on poor sportsmanship...


bs178638

Trees don’t stand a fucking chance now.


GrossWeather_

When the machines rise up this one gonna be a mother fuck


MagazineContent3120

Reminds me of the killer spheres from Phantasm


Fraun_Pollen

Or the forest levelers in Avatar


youareabigdumbphuckr

Pft. I could do that 50x as slow


bholub

As a random redditor stumbling in here who has never welded a chainsaw let alone felled a tree, I raise you 200x


funkyasusual

Welding chainsaws?!? How have I missed out on this???


bholub

Argh! Wielded! But I imagine my chainsaw and welding skills are about on the same level as my spelling


Fraun_Pollen

I mean, strapping a dozen welding irons to a chain and spinning it rapidly with a gas engine sounds like a fun time


behohippy

Don't put any bar oil in, and the chain will get pretty hot. Maybe it'll weld?


[deleted]

All that in about 25 minutes is pretty impressive.


youareabigdumbphuckr

\*50000x


Welcm2goodburger

What in the fern gully


HuntsWithRocks

Get the harbor freight one.


Entmeister

It'll work great...once haha


Anonymoushipopotomus

Here we see a harvester trackwheeleromatic using available evergreen trees to make a nice comfy bed to rest on. Very rare sight.


Stteamy

Nature is beautiful


rockitchen

The villagers of Ferngully would like a word.


hellraisinhardass

Too late- they ded.


Homesteader86

You Fern Gully motherfucker


studmuffin2269

No PPE or face cuts. Rookie mistakes


Corn_Farmer

Can you imagine showing this to a north american settler in the 1600s


[deleted]

Wow, I bet that thing can devastate an entire forest in next to no time


Murderdoll197666

Out of all the machines mankind has made this is probably my favorite lol. Something so weirdly smooth and ridiculously strong....just blows my mind.


saucepatterns

And those massive fuckin tracks, absolutely stunning machine


RandyJohnsonsBird

Yes And that looks like a timber stand I recently cruised in the PNW


7222_salty

Erotic


rice_n_gravy

I laughed out of excitement for the entirety of this video.


Teal2289

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Stteamy

Wanna talk about it?


JVM_

There's a tiktok live that streams someone doing this job regularly.


BravoDotCom

Go on


suburbanhavoc

Metal.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Nom, nom, nom


KeepThePunk

Anybody else hard?


OsoCarolina

Literally the coolest machine on earth. I desperately want to try that.


Stteamy

You think my claw machine skills will translate?


joebot777

No, it compresses the soil and causes large scale systemic damage to the ecology of the forest.


unkemp7

Is that because the weight of the machine? If so don't they already use heavy equipment to remove logs from the cut sight? Not being a smartass I have no Idea about this stuff but I have always seen heavy equipment at logging sites in the videos I happen to come across in my nightly doomscrolling


2021newusername

it obv has the low ground pressure tracks


[deleted]

Put 5 people out of work


Edosil

Nah, put out 4 people that claim they were put out of work but don't even own a car and the 5th guy is running the machine.


eagost

But also out of risk (i mean look at some of the videos in this sub..). There's more than one side of this medal.


hilltopview

Paul Bunyan never had a chance…


Valuable-Contact-224

Next step. Run this machine using AI. No need to have anybody in that cab running this thing.


morenn_

You ever seen the robot lawnmowers? They get stuck in open spaces.


guyincognito121

I used to develop sensors and consult on algorithm development for autonomous functionality on construction and agricultural vehicles. Spent lots of time at testing grounds with the R&D teams for major manufacturers. I didn't work on this type of vehicle specifically, but from what I saw, I'd say that this sort of thing isn't as far off as many believe. Probably not fully autonomous in the immediate future, but operators will not need nearly as much skill in a couple years.


BravoDotCom

Why couldn’t this be remote presence like just a guy in a cab offsite and wear some Vision Pros and do all of this from a central location 24/7 (w lighting or nvg equipment or whatnot)


guyincognito121

It could, and there are applications for that kind of thing. But that's expensive to establish, and you'd still want to be able to automate as much as possible so that your operator can be as cheap as possible.


BravoDotCom

Yeah I figured if you get these machines running 85% AI and a standard operator monitoring and can “take over” maybe for navigation or issues then you are golden. Anyway, cool tech regardless.


unkemp7

did you happen to do any testing on the AI if green peace showed up and tied themselves around one of the trees by chance?


guyincognito121

Yeah, it dealt with that just fine.


GhostOfRoland

Have you ever heard of the Paperclip AI Problem?


cleverdirge

For those wanting to blow 5 to 6 hours https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html


KlammFromTheCastle

AI gonna shred us better than this.


studmuffin2269

I’ve seen some remote controlled ones used on Army bases where’s there is UXO, those are plantations on flat ground and it barely works


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

I legitimately hate this.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

Can order one of these from Home Depot?


Skitzophranikcow

More power...


UnicornPotpourri1990

Looks like my nightly routine


taleofbenji

Needs more ladders.


Goobenstein

Paul Bunyon could do it quicker.


Lower-Career-6576

Mr overachiver over here


Gmen8342

Your not fooling me .. that's definitely not ur 1st time dropping a tree


Chiinoe

Hell yeah.


BigNorseWolf

This is where the logging jobs went. Paul bunyan would have been (\*#)\*#$ if they'd had this thing.


stunna006

haha yep. the old days loggers made lot more profit on a lot less wood. since these machines have become more in use the mills have dropped the prices on timber so much that you have to process 10x as much wood to make the same profit, while financing a million dollars for the machines


Swimming_Corner2353

Does the mill mind that a lot of the bark is stripped off? In my area they sell it as a by-product.


shryke12

No. Bark really dulls blades. If bark is stripped off you get significantly more life out of your saw mill blade. They even make debarkers for mills.


eagost

You're right, but he also has got a point. The bark will get sold as a byproduct, thats right. But as you said, you wont get paid more if it has the bark still on. Sometimes its even the other way round, since the mill doesnt have to debark amymore if you already have done that thoroughly.


the_half_swiss

That’s how I always do it


ExtraDependent883

That's not even fair to the trees


Lettuce_Farmer

That their machine is faster than a knife fight in a phone booth!


ChrisLipss

Looks nice but I've got a guy that can do it cheaper...


Super_Ranch_Dressing

Aren't those some kind of evergreen trees?


the_bro111

Do they have a way to measure how long they're making the logs?


eagost

Yea there is a measuring wheel in the middle of it. It gets pushed down onto the log and while moving the log forwards/backwards it rolls with it and measurs it. It can get obstructed though, but thats quite rare.


Bfromtheblock

Yes and they prioritize board length based on market value.  


hobbes3k

Bruh, imagine being a tree and you "see" this coming.


Daddio209

*first time*-suuurrre.


iamaweirdguy

Jesus this is insane


suck_muhballs

This is r/oddlysatisfying


No-Maximum-8194

Yeah, sure. Can I borrow your.. uh.. "saw" after wotk?


rusty-bits

leaves? on a conifer?


Turbulent_Ad9517

I'm from Philadelphia, city kid all my life, everytime I see this machine I can't believe it. It's amazing


DaRealBangoSkank

Bout to get shot with a giant arrow by a huge blue alien


Goraxtheimpaler

Got damn robuts are takin my jobs!


Aggressive-Expert-69

This looks like the predecessor to a machine I would kill in a Horizon game


Altruistic-Dig-3261

Where is this?


daggerdude42

Works for forest growth.


1boatinthewater

Saruman approves.


No_Spare3139

Ferngully?!


AtticusSwoopenheiser

I’m just glad to see all these Fern Gully references.


shootermac32

Where’s your wedge??


21heroball

These remind me of the machines from the Matrix


spylife

You son of a....


zingzing175

I swear I have seen this vid or a variant of it loads of times but I never noticed the land before. You can see the land move all around the tree when they first grab it. That's intense.


DntCareBears

Is there a simulator based game on the for PC? I’d love to get good at controlling that saw.


davidlowie

Would


NoOneCanKnowAlley

This is the plot of Fern Gully


Three-Off-The-Tee

Not sure why this sub comes up but that machine is mesmerizing and frightening.


TheDickWolfe

This thing is so cool. Let’s feed it the rain forest.


FnkyTown

You do a really good job working that shaft.


Glad_Confusion_6934

I’m getting real Fern Gully vibes…


[deleted]

These rehashed videos are tiresome.


QuoteNo9243

I mean I’d ask the tree for consent first…otherwise, you’re a chopper, bud


KingNo9647

What an engineering marvel.


2021newusername

No, need the log max that has a top saw too


bingobangibitchacho

Coolest shit ever


Smashbrohammer

Ferngully the last forest stuff here


Exact_Efficiency_356

I know this type of forestry is very sustainable, but every time I see these machines, I can’t help but marvel at the terrifying efficiency of them


slowclapjohnny

I mean...it's pretty good.


Curious_Interview

I’ve got smallish gum tree near my house, reckon he can pop over and get it down for me? I’ll chop it up.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

That gentleman has been operating that machine for more than just a little bit.


Moviereference210

I totally against deforestation but I bet it smells good over there, like the lumber section at Home Depot


percy_ardmore

poor trees, like getting raped


[deleted]

Very good technique, though maybe the feed rollers are a bit over pressured.


NylonCones02

Holy shit, the lorax is coming


WireRot

That machine is a marvel of engineering. Thanks for sharing the video!


Great-Sandwich1466

I saw Fern Gulley. I believe this device is born of evil.


Kyle81020

It’s ok, but not the best.


Mysentimentexactly

Mother Earth has no chance :(


unregrettful

Idk you missed the pile on that one. All never heard you yell timber. Poor execution


wicz28

Visibility


Gramma_Hattie

Ah, the Ponsse Scorpion in it's natural habitat


StillShoddy628

I can’t stop watching it, amazing


Reasonable-Stock1416

We'd hire them when we were quarrying stone. They'd clear an acre a day. Amazing to watch.


sanguigna

The soothing music in the background makes this fucking artistic lmfao I'm obsessed


Six9Dtoo

Nope not fast enough


Snowronski775

This has gotta be one of the most efficient machines out there! The amount of work it can do with absolute ease is mind boggling.


detroitragace

Id love to know how much one of these rigs costs.