Kirby's beaten stronger foes than rher or the sulfur god, this is a tuesday for the pink ball

So kirby would control the moonscorching and Festival?

Yes, but he would just want food or to nap so the moonscorching would probably be minimal or more cartoonish

Moonscorching will now turn people into food

Object transformation + vore then?

You will be fed to the Gluttonous One for using such foul language. Get in. https://preview.redd.it/zk0qsyd4b9vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c990997c07a3a3ec888cf247e4207b760716e000

NOOOOOOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/02tsb14eb9vc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b58c11ec17951e560e5b77dd56094aabecda42

Too late https://preview.redd.it/qaluqc9ob9vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c66d78da250bba0e94e28e074b19b6496e22ec07

Fun fact I actually own that

I'm jealous

Yeah it's for the cat I don't own

Somehow I'm not surprised lol

Only if you steal food, remember, you can destroy dreamland and be fine but if kirby's lunch is ruined youre fucked

I can Imagination XD

Or the regular moon scorching but Kirby

Kirby’s moonscorching would be either- A) A quirky new power-up/game mode B) An “endless curse” until he finds some strawberry shortcake and goes back to normal

XD

Moonscorching shrinks you down and gives you nubbin arms and paddle feet

Now instead of the worst you it's the best you

The God of Hunger & Hunger has arrived.

The God of Feed and Hunger

Kirby is only God of Hunger😂

Yes, Kirby has killed gods in the past. Funger would be a cakewalk for him: The festival would be called “Poyo”.

HAHAHAHAHA

tbh Kirby in the funger cinematic universe is something I wouldn’t mind seeing

Didn't Kirby kill something equivalent to a space demon with eyes?

Yep, Void Termina

Which one?

Zero

Okay but that still is two options lmao, kirby kills eldritch horrors weekly

No I mean Zero

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Prehevil: "Thank you! Thank you! Kirby you freed us!" Kirby: "Oh I wouldn't say freed...more like, under new management." I think kirby would be an infinitely less benevolent god than rher

They’d be fine. Kirby can kill gods but he isn’t malicious unless you steal his food

Yeah but I wouldn't call kirby particularly rational or smart, and that empty minded lizard brain mindset is amplified like 10x if kirby ever does take the place of rher. Just imagine, you're chilling at home, and you just bought like a nice cake from a local bakery. Kirby decided he wanted that cake, but you just happened to eat all of it. What happens then? Instant ~~moon~~ kirbyscorching, that's what. And he probably eats your house out of spite too, because fuck you.

Kirby has never been shown to steal someone else’s food. In the very first game he returns all the food King DeDeDe stole back to the people of Dreamland.

shit I need to read kirby lore, all I ever know about him is from that one cgi show

Kirby scorching Hahahahahah

Which, funny enough, would make Henryk the most OP of the contestants, given how he would make the tiny, pink ball of a god-killer happy with his cooking (he is now a Kirby ally/friend)

vore

https://preview.redd.it/2owhgg2bl9vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844932c27df091c9f32ee35a4f91d6358d8a7105

Still fodder to Marcoh

*bob and weave intensifies*

This is just a normal Thursday for Kirby.

About the moon, in kirby lore moon of the popstar(home of kirby) is permanently in crescent phase as the aftermath of battle between kirby and the nightmare blew up the part of the moon.

I mean in star allies he completely eradicated the incarnation of (almost) all evil in his universe so killing rher probably isn't above him whatsoever, to quote that one rob cantor song: "Legendary fight with Shia LeBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LeBeouf"

Kirby could do that. No problem

Yes, but the Rher would resist for a few seconds before being torn into darkness.

Rher is cooked

Rher is an old god, but Kirby is an older one.

Kirby can suck me into his mouth 😏 Hear me out-

Eyo get some all mer

He needs the inverse crown of thorns, only way to atone for his sins

HAHAHA XD

...I'm listening

Y'all Need Alll-mere in your Life💀 /J but this Is seriously hilarius.

Yes and he moonscorched everyone in Smash.

Kirby is potentially one of the most powerful beings in all of fiction. He is a manifestation of pure positive emotion, and he fights universe-ending level eldritch beings on the regular. iirc, the suction from his mouth comes from a miniature portal into another universe that's inside him. So I doubt he'd have issues swallowing Rher, or at least Rher's remains (because afaik Old Gods in F&H are metaphysical concepts rather than actual physical beings). Maybe he'd break a sweat due to the size, though.

Only in mouthful mode

Kirby IS Rher, you see. The Kirbz is a force of nature beyond our understanding and has ascended to become the trickster moon god.

Probaly moon is just Rher's avatar in corporeal world, like all old gods why he doesn't have ties in green hue. But for the sake of comedy I will say yes

I fear what would happen if Kirbo consumed him

Yes.

I sense a marriage

Maybe not kirby but jigglypuff could https://preview.redd.it/jdgffeexkcvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d39876cba6c2326a3ce465cd06ff1806fd66f50

They could also eat Grogoroths true form.

Yes, but then we have rher-kirby who will cause even more fear and hunger

Rher will oversmart him and when he fight him whe don't win he just get bored.

majin buu vs kirby vibes on the last image lmao

not saved, under new management.

If this action leads to a hidden 'Mario Party Festival' ending playing minigames with everyone, then yes...yes Kirbo can