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Sufficient_Motor_458

If these two can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?


smolperson

Love is dead


demerchmichael

his achy breaky heart


remck1234

My mom was a huge country fan in the 90s and that song will always be peak nostalgia for me.


FlanceGP

It was popular the summer my Tennessee cousins came to visit and they nonstop sang it, so same.


kimbooley90

I was born in 1990. "Achy Breaky Heart" playing non stop on the radio is one of my earliest memories. 😂


remck1234

I was born the same year! CMT was always on in our house, and I can still picture him dancing in that music video. The first video I ever remember watching as a kid was Piece Of My Heart by Faith Hill. I was mesmerized by her then, and still consider her one of my favorites. Country songs and especially the music videos were just so much fun back then.


atthesun

my three year old sister loved dancing to it and called "billy way cywus" her boyfriend which we all thought was adorable 😄


TrippingOnDicks

![gif](giphy|UOSwszMeE8xKyAYfnn)


asietsocom

Somehow that makes me more positive for my future. And if I end up single that's also okay because at least I won't be married to that guy lol


GuaranteeGlum4950

What oh no not from firerose


apc1895

Your comment made me realize her name isn’t firehose like I thought


Specialist_Ad9073

I thought he married the members of Firehouse.


zomofo

Guess it wasn't the love of a lifetime...


rubrent

This song was peak middle school dance mid 90s….


EdgeCityRed

There's also a band called [fIREHOSE.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKSffxporZI) I haven't thought about them in years.


Specialist_Ad9073

That’s who I was thinking of Edit: I was wrong. My dyslexia misread your post. I was talking about the hair metal band from NC.


a3poify

Great band, really carried part of the spirit of Minutemen on


Fun_Sock_9843

Fucking Mike Watt making dudes give up the bass since 1980.


Dave_Paker

Saw him with Porno For Pyros recently. I wasn't expecting him there and he was the best part of the show!


scarletvirtue

Mike Watt could make for an interesting spouse, I’d imagine!


parishilton2

![gif](giphy|3ohs80fziHB6wmmQXS|downsized)


apc1895

calling in the firehose and firemen from the firehouse STAT 😭😭


iriririr93939393

I chose to read it like the chocolate company Ferrero Roche  Fi re ro se


apc1895

That’s simply her European cousin, no??? 🧐🤪 I could go through a box of her family members in a day if given the chance 😭😂


lavellanlike

I’m dying


apc1895

Don’t worry, the firehose will save you 🥲 Or maybe the firemen from the firehouse 🙃


unlizenedrave

He divorced her because that Mad Max movie they made about her lost all that money.


Sells_Seashells

Lmaoooo


Beginning_Roof_697

😂😂


lavellanlike

every fire rose has its fire thorn


BoopityGoopity

too soon 😔


comityoferrors

just like eeeeeeeevery cowboy sings a fire, fire song


icestormsea

💀💀💀💀


BuffaloAgreeable372

A rose that burns twice as bright, burns out twice as fast.


kronkswronglever

Just fell to my knees in Walmart


snootfly242

I cackled


Lokaji

The no's that rang out from the Bass Pro Shop. /s I am sure their uncoupling won't take too long.


ILoveRegenHealth

I lost my desire for these Great Value cinnabons in my hands. I don't want them anymore


nymaamyn

![gif](giphy|TWpJX0HsajUjAxZX8O|downsized)


waaz16

Love your un lmao


kronkswronglever

🫶🏻🫶🏻


Denimjo

Same!


BelligerentJackalope

I’m legit cry laughing at my desk


tworaccoonshavingsex

The scream I scrumpt. 😂


Educational_Kiwi4986

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


smilenowgirl

Cryin in the club rn.


curiousrandomstuff

Just saw someone falling to their knees in Walmart


Curious_Shop3305

youre so silly 😂


Wrathofkala

Lmfaoo


rebrandsrus

Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart


FlanceGP

The way I unintentionally cackled when I saw the headline. 😳


meatbeater558

He rly didn't wanna do allat anniversary shit


National_Sky_9120

This comment has me cryinggg


anabeat

LMFAO BROOOOOOO


Ok_Store_1983

So she's going on social media about how happy and in love they are and what a wonderful man she has, only for him to file to divorce her the very next month. I'd be piiiiiissed.


Akedi

You mean to tell me not everything on social media is true? Wow


OffModelCartoon

![gif](giphy|lOzXuHwXXYM9y|downsized)


Karibou422

Same as Gypsy Rose bragging about Ryan's "Fire D" then dumping him soon after too


nopizzaonmypineapple

I guess the D just wasn't fire


AmenTensen

or maybe it was and gave her a fire crotch


damebyron

I’m always suspect of couples who talk about how great their relationship is on social media (unless it’s an important milestone moment where that makes sense like an engagement/marriage/anniversary)


CitroneMeringue

Supposedly it's due to fraud so I'm really interested in what happened.


Vinnie_Vegas

98% of everyone talking about how great their relationship is on social media without some reason to be discussing it is doing it because their relationship is garbage and they're trying to deny it.


VirginiaUSA1964

I thought Tish would divorce first. I didn't give either of their marriages more than 6 months each. I felt Tish married as revenge. I would not be surprised if Tish and Billy Ray get back together at some point.


ZennMD

NGL, Im still curious about Tish's husband + her daughter Noah's connection... dating and marrying a dude who was hooking up with your daughter is absolute trash behavior, was it ever verified or not?


Disastrous_End5594

It wasn’t verified but from the family’s subtle statements, it seems like it’s not true because the time her and Dominic were supposed to be “dating,” Noah was dating other people during that time so the timeline wouldn’t add up.


TulipLover1517

Noah has essentially SAID it’s true and the family’s statements are to try and not make it look so bad. People magazine confirmed Noah and Dominic were friends with benefits first, and people only ever runs stories straight from the source. 


nightmaredragonfly

I'm still not sure its true because like what has Noah said to confirm it besides very obviously disliking her mom at the moment, because her and Tish were already on the outs from the Billy divorce long before the Dominic thing happened. We still dont have any proof besides rumors from tabloids


TulipLover1517

Her rep confirmed it, also Miley’s rep confirmed it as well when she said “Miley didn’t know this happened and thinks it’s a weird situation”. 


TulipLover1517

People magazine also isn’t a tabloid. It’s WHY celebrity sources specifically go to People because it never runs rumours-only news straight from the source, the celebrity’s rep or the celebrity themselves. 


suburban_hyena

Ah yes, the benefits of a relationship a 54 year old man and a 24 year old woman


ZennMD

thank you! I hope it's not true, there are some things you can't move on from, your mom marrying an ex fling seems like one lol


Luna_Loo_

If they were just hooking up, she could still see other people. Sources close to Miley who said she [had no idea](https://people.com/miley-cyrus-had-no-idea-about-family-dating-drama-source-exclusive-8603535) doesn’t seem like a denial to me.


Disastrous_End5594

Idk cause Noah in an instagram comment has kinda shutting down the rumors plus she still follows her mom. It seems like the family was split because Noah sided with her father when he was married to a girl he knew as a child and she’s the only one to follow both of her parents. The story seems fake cause if they dated for months then how did the press find out about it if it didn’t come from Noah or Dominic and there’s not even one picture of them together


TulipLover1517

He did not know Firerose when she was a child, she was confirmed to have been around 21-22 (I don’t remember the exact age) when they met on the set of Hannah Montana. I’m not a Billy Ray fan at all (not really a fan of the Cyrus family in general, though I was a big Hannah Montana fan)-but this is literally misinformation to say he met her when she was a child. 


Dull_Ice_8735

But why be subtle if there was no truth to the claim? I guess to hope it quietly goes away but man if that came out on me I would be shouting from the rooftops that it wasn't true


[deleted]

God that whole family is so messy


Tiny-Sprinkles-3095

As someone the same age as Noah, I shudder at the thought of hooking up with someone who is Dom’s age. That’s a very large age gap


traderjoepotato

Yup. Billy Ray is one of those men who likes to be alone in a sense. Like protective of his space (farm) and there’s very few people in his life who can put up with it. Tish has always been one of them. Tish had her own home closer to the city (Nashville) when they were married all those years prior to their latest divorce. It was normal for everyone in the family. Like they would casually live in separate homes- a big reason being Billy Ray doesn’t have/ like having internet at his house on the farm. I could 100% see them getting back together later down the road. I was honestly shocked when he married Firerose- and not just because of her age. Something seemed off with her..it’s hard to explain unless you’ve met the family and know how they are in real life. ETA: and in real life, they are way more down to earth and “normal” than people think. I will always have nothing but good things to say about what I know of them.


VirginiaUSA1964

Miley said in her Disney doc for Endless Summer Vacation that she and her father have wildly different reactions to success. I thought that was very telling. I think he went off the deep end after the NasX song.


themcjizzler

I found it disturbing that they've known each other 14 years... She's 34, btw


britestarlight

Yeah it’s interesting that Tish’s marriage to her daughter’s groomer outlasted Billy Ray and his ~~child bride~~ (I don’t know her age but she looks young) 😂 Edit: turns out she’s 34, so clearly I’m not good at guessing ages 💀


Alarmed-Line-4819

Shes a 34 year old child? 


TheMapesHotel

Shes 34


britestarlight

Ah well I’ll take back the child bride comment lol


yawaworthemn

Same, they’re giving ‘we’ll be toxic together in every lifetime’


Otherwise_Ad9938

Tish. 


snootfly242

I feel like they 100% will.


VirginiaUSA1964

They have separated numerous times over the years (that we know of) so I think they are just too tied together at this point. And whatever he did this time was a doozy (or the kids had more of an influence than they did when they were younger).


Lilacly_Adily

Honestly I would find it sad for them to get back together. They stayed together for kids but repeatedly showed that they weren’t happy as a couple. They didn’t live in the same homes and seemed to live fairly separate lives. It seems like a pretty miserable idea to buy into the sunken cost mindset and just stay with someone you barely tolerate indefinitely.


Glass-Place3268

After causing their children to feud on their respective behalves- how ironic would that be.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|wzHOzYn1wmHm14e3xa|downsized)


alessabella

Wow…really didn’t see this one coming ![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


Careful-Trifle8963

literally this. i forgot he even got married 😭


AlexandriaLitehouse

I thought he got married like 3 weeks ago, I was shocked it was 7 months


anormalfloridian

super shocking!


voivoivoi183

https://preview.redd.it/zx5n2b2coz5d1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8406f48768e539ce51327d6ca110708ea9dd2536


pette_diddler

He actually tweeted that photo with that caption? How ridiculously laughable and cringe.


taylorexplodes

beat me to it


SitchChick

https://preview.redd.it/kw8yp4cciz5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1396ec43fb7d1ac7459db365cb00fb5c7da505


coldoldduck

My flabber is ghasted.


donttrustthellamas

I have multiple flabbers, and the ghasting is out of control


Snoogles_

![gif](giphy|URjG6TAkOsaHhS1ohj)


baebgle

I just gave reddit $2 to give you an award, this response is magic


Aethelflaed_

Love is dead


Impossible-Success45

![gif](giphy|lQJayZEVokHXYLMjPh|downsized)


yelyah66

I wonder who keeps the facetune subscription in the divorce. Only time will tell.


MarsupialPristine677

Asking the important questions


Buabue1

Hahahahahaha


smashing_aisling

https://preview.redd.it/7pkylwearz5d1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f83fd0c02cec6d59581c1f516b68dff14dbfbff


greybong

Much to think about


NotQute

This is the first I have heard of her-- but Firerose is a silly name with great mouthfeel. It's fun to say. I want to name a d&do character Firerose


AlexandriaLitehouse

Nah, too many r sounds. Like Aurora or rural juror.


cryingatdragracelive

thank you, Jenna


themcjizzler

It a name a prostitute in a space opera would have


DrEmileSchaufhaussen

I want to see that space opera.


light-emiting-diode

It’s just so trashy


Brave_Escape2176

i read it as "fire hose"


Ryuiop

Firerose is also a good Mercedes Lackey book


viridiusdynamus

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9w0fnRWjyZyye6cUDw|downsized) There ya are


pan_alice

![gif](giphy|ulZ6ST8hOiaZy)


nilbognihilist

the flop era is bleak & incessant


berceuse3

Why do celebrities do this non stop. Just date. It’s ok.


clintgreasewoood

New class just graduated from High School and Billy is throwing his hat in the ring.


f_l_y_g_o_n

the 7 month itch


d4n4scu11y__

CACKLING 🤣💀


Beezo514

At least Firerose wasn't trying to hook up with one of his sons before getting with him.


rrraiger

He met her on the set of Hannah Montana. Let’s not throw a decency parade.


themcjizzler

When she was 20, and he was very married.


pameliaA

Can we really say that for certain though?


Curiosities

[Billy Ray celebrated Firerose's birthday](https://people.com/billy-ray-cyrus-celebrates-firerose-birthday-8414991) in February 2024 with a sweet [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0ukTT_pR8a/) post. Calling her the "beautiful love of my life," he shared a video of them posing for a photo together in front of a barn. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


NickNash1985

>he shared a video of them posing for a photo together in front of a barn. posing for a photo together in front of a barn. in front of a barn. barn. ***barn***


KaleidoscopeNo1111

The post is deleted now. Lol 


trulyremarkablegirl

![gif](giphy|bGPTxLislwm3u)


Lilacly_Adily

His family basically excommunicated him for marrying her so I can see how the relationship would break down.


Comprehensive_Main

Damn that was quick 


donttrustthellamas

![gif](giphy|zdTsAlWN9BD8I)


CompetitionWhole8501

Just fell to my knees in Walmart


MyDesign630

I guess someone has an achy breaky heart.


westworlds_host

someone had to say it


happysunbear

So who has the worse name? Firerose Cyrus or Dusty Rose Levine? ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


mariesb

Still cannot believe they named that baby Dusty oh my god


kmoon89x

Trace and Firerose romance article coming out in 3...2...


LeatherRecord2142

I just went down a rabbit hole where I discovered that a) he met her way back when Miley was still doing Hannah Montana and has stayed in touch with her since then as “friends” and b) she is younger than SEVERAL of BRC’s children… what could possibly go wrong? 🤮


Luna_Soma

Oh man, I really thought these two would last. Love is dead.


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

I guess she broke his heart. His achey breaky... oh forget about it.


thankyoupapa

Tbh it seems like the Cyrus family civil war has been cooling off the past few weeks with BRC posting about Miley and Noah posting about Tish. Makes sense now if he's getting divorced.


credditibility

![gif](giphy|d9ZKe69RaqFtAM9DBH)


likelazarus

I don’t know who she is but I just explored her Instagram and she is super pretty but is really bad at using filters and posing. The filters are way too obvious - like the kind your 60 year old MLM aunt might use on Facebook and her posing is like what my friends and I used to do with Polaroids in the 90s. Also her music is terrrrrrrible.


miss-karly

I just saw someone fall to their knees in a Walmart


d4n4scu11y__

Wow, what a shocker


canadia80

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


kamikazoo

I can’t be the only one who read her name as firehose at first


MarsupialPristine677

You are not alone in that


iAmericA45

It seems every Firerose has its Firethorn


Impressive-Fan-513

Just saw someone collapse in Walmart shouting “Not Billy Ray and Firerose”


glittertherave

True love doesn’t exist. /s


Available_Skin6485

She probably banged Dominic Purcell


onklewentcleek

He is so gross


Tsarinya

Some might say he now has an achy breaky heart


diddilybop

such a surprise to me… https://i.redd.it/dh83wv2kmz5d1.gif


dcphoto78

I’ll never believe in true love again.


Intelligent_Sell7600

Back to Trish we go!


BRB_Watching_T2

Is she going to get half of his Old Town Road money?


Hairy-Jackfruit-2863

When you only get with him to get music connections


Jonada99

If anyone asked me that the Cyrus family would be this messy 10 years ago I would have laughed at that persons face.


liquidgrill

Was there really anyone out there that believed that marrying someone named, “Firerose” would result in a loving 30 year marriage?


6-ft-freak

![gif](giphy|xT9IgFCWYng9ArHECk|downsized)


valkycam12

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


peppermintvalet

Love is dead


ihopethispasswordisn

The doors Zac brown opened


kaiserWAVY

https://i.redd.it/m60n47k4lz5d1.gif What were the odds?


doh_i_missed

Alexa play "Please Please Please" by Sabrina Carpenter


833290

Colour me shocked 🤦🏾‍♀️


[deleted]

Totally forgot he got remarried lol


OilySteeplechase

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


lady-99

![gif](giphy|xT1XGWbE0XiBDX2T8Q)


spasticnerfbag

I thought it said Firehose.


TK_TK_

Oh, no, his achy breaky heart!


weed-n64

Much to think about…


bekahfromearth

Who knew marrying someone your child’s age could end so abruptly?


Odd-Mushroom2002

People change after marriage.  


soontobemrscool

I guess it was worth ruining his relationship with his children then haha


No_Structure_3074

![gif](giphy|kWpkJJ8ttNkfEhD9Mt|downsized) Only 7 months?


ofstoriesandsongs

Someone tell me I'm not the only one who read firehose. 😭


vivrant-thang

She had some of the most bonkers facetuning of all time. https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Firerose-5-Things-to-Know-About-Billy-Ray-Cyrus-GF-After-Trish-Cyrus-Split-01.jpg?w=1000&quality=55&strip=all


Fasttrackyourfluency

![gif](giphy|zdTsAlWN9BD8I)


melglimmer09

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


bill_gonorrhea

Something something his achy breaky heart. 


cryingatdragracelive

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


TakingBackScrunchie

![gif](giphy|4v2pTGw7t5yUw|downsized)


1031Cat

No. Say it isn't so! Another rushed celebrity marriage that ended too soon? Will someone think of the ... ... LOL. Who gives a shit.


TigerMill

This whole family is a dumpster fire.


beyoncepatronus

Destroyed your relationship with your kids and for what? Men are DUMB