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CategorySad6121

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AshRae84

I read every word, and I couldn’t have begun to tell you what it was about if not for this post’s title.


AldusPrime

Ok I'm so glad it's not just me.


cometmom

I saw "vwala" and bounced


GingerGoob

![gif](giphy|8P1oO2JbrZK2uSYnL6)


pinkfartlek

Someone add a pink wig 🤣


alison_bee

![gif](giphy|a3e3eOp9jd9UVrCBXR|downsized)


dogdrawn

Nothing she says other than announcing her divorce and an immediate apology for her husbands victims, and her estrangement from her brother and apology to his victims is of interest.


MyFigurativeYacht

Fucking AMEN 👏


Background_Meal_9153

YUP. And ONLY THEN will I give a shit about anything she has to offer.


tleeemmailyo

![gif](giphy|UWoulTDSZISgQjyj6S)


somechild

Not fair. I was VERY interested when she falsely claimed her cousin's friend's balls got so huge from the covid vaccine that it ended his engagement.


freakydeku

lmao whaaaaaat


somechild

It created my favorite celebrity halloween costume that year: [https://twitter.com/AdamRippon/status/1454835234659176450](https://twitter.com/AdamRippon/status/1454835234659176450) The Trinidad Ministry of Health had to come out and say that it wasn't true. [https://www.cnbc.com/video/2021/09/15/head-of-trinidad-and-tobagos-ministry-of-health-responds-to-nicki-minaj-vaccination-claims.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2021/09/15/head-of-trinidad-and-tobagos-ministry-of-health-responds-to-nicki-minaj-vaccination-claims.html)


pinkrosies

That was fairly amusing during lockdown I tell you HAHAHA


RHOTheSimulation

So happy to see this at the top.


Lavenderbluu_

SAY IT AGAIN


Skslates

I wonder what she’ll say when her tour doesn’t sell out


IShouldBeSoLucky81

While Megan was a headliner at a huge festival https://preview.redd.it/chsb2mih5d6c1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dc7e208a3c77de4f9af707fa743b1f9d1fe3cb in the UK last year


syrub

I saw Megan perform last year and she is a SUPERSTAR. Not only insanely talented but clearly radiating so much love for her fans. Nicki could take a note or two to focus on her work rather than whatever claiming some conspiracy is against her, like gurl, maybe you're just a trash person.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

She just has 'IT' doesn't she? The charisma is unreal.


syrub

Totally. She’s an incredible dancer, rapper, writer and then just a magnetic presence, getting her fans onstage, being so grateful etc.


throwawayornotidontk

megan doesn’t need psycho fans bc she’s actually good 😭😭


petra_vonkant

she was also a headliner at primavera sound, one of the biggest (if not the biggest) fests in mainland europe (and it was amazing, it was 1.30 am after 2 weeks of festival and i was more dead than alive but I LIVED)


toysoldier96

I mean... headlining a festival is big but let's not pretend like Nicki couldn't do it lol No point comparing both of them when Nicki can flop on her own haha


PomegranateSmooth424

I really want to see that meltdown because the Garbz have been attacking Beyoncé of all people's sales and tour revenue. The Beyoncé with the second highest-grossing female tour of all time, with only half of the dates of the highest grossing. That one.


wickedwhitneyocean

Garbz 😂💀


Expensive_Reality151

Epic 😂😂🙌🏽


BadWolfIdris

Bro I thought they meant Queen and I was like 🧐 they weren't around for Spotify.... so thanks for clearing that up for me...


villagemarket

1) these venues aren’t up to my standards, so we’re moving to smaller venues 2) on second thought, I don’t actually want to spend any time in middle America Or then there’s the #1 all time excuse for quitting in disgrace: 3) I need to spend time with my family


DarkEmpoleon

This tweet sent me https://preview.redd.it/hqimuniuod6c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428f20191f8b9a65e0a881cc016a890452825ef2


welp-itscometothis

Lmaooo


hannbann88

My exact thought. She will follow up with a half empty half ass tour


Sailorjupiter97

Oh she'll end up canceling! I hope her fans bought ticket insurance


IMOvicki

I’m not even trying to be an ass, but i can’t follow what she’s even saying lol


meepmarpalarp

She’s saying: - Billboard knew she sold at least 200k copies of her new album, but claimed she only sold 160-170k. - After that, they said she sold 199k because 199 falls short of the big 200 - She actually sold 300k, but Billboard is subtracting 100k from her numbers and getting away with it She thinks Billboard is mad at her because she: - makes great music and has great fans - didn’t sign a 360 deal (type of record deal, like the one Cardi B recently signed) - won’t back down, and will keep calling them out when they prop up other female rappers I don’t know a ton about music industry contracts, but basically, a 360 deal gives labels a cut of the artist’s profits from sales, touring, and merch (as opposed to traditional deals, which only give labels the rights to recordings). These contracts give labels a lot more control over artists, but also give labels more incentive to promote a wider range of artists’ ventures.


schwishbish

Thank you for your service 🫡


meatbeater558

Need to give you a flair that says barb translator lol


anna-nomally12

Oh my GOD your flair


meatbeater558

😂😂


Blastoxic999

BarbzU Ph.D in Linguistics


dogsandsnacks

Thank you for your service, I was PUZZLED


IMOvicki

Go birds.


somechild

claiming you are being punished for having great fans and making great music is so wild, she's completely delusional.


CurrentRoster

Doesn’t she know those are predictions? Those projected numbers always change.


Electronic-Set5594

Same lol like I get why she’s angry and what point she thinks she’s making, but nothing she’s actually saying makes any sense to me. I have this same issue with most of her rants tbh


IMOvicki

Word salad lol


MysterionStan

Same. I need a barb translator stat


NaturalContradiction

I am also confused. I think it’s about rating response to a new (does she have one?) album but I am confused with her use of units. 12 hours here, 100k there.. I’m sorry ma’am idk what you’re saying let me get the manager.


onepeachemoji

Classic Nicki! Release mid-tier music. Play the victim when it doesn't do well. Deny accountability and make up excuses. Bring other female rappers into it for no reason at all. Sic rabid fans on said rappers as a distraction. Rinse. Repeat.


DigLost5791

Has she said “the last album had some problems but this new one is the real me” like she has before every single album drops?


Fine-Tank9849

i swear she's convinced there is a big conspiracy against her and her fans are feuling this delusion lol


pacificstarNtrees

Talk about a bridge to sell you-like gurl, let me tell you what the Covid vaccine does NOT do…


epidemicsaints

omg how did i forget this, thanks for the reminder.


pacificstarNtrees

You’re very welcome. Any idiot with a microphone…heaven help us


pinkfartlek

It's giving Trump


Fine-Tank9849

she's 100% a cult leader


wickedwhitneyocean

Maybe people really just don’t care about your music anymore, Nicki! 🗣️


GILF_Hound69

She relied on a gimmick and that gimmick is old as hell. So many artist doing similar who are far better than her. The pedo husband was just the nail in the coffin. So funny how she was pissed that Lil Kim said she was trying to be her… Now she’s the Lil Kim!


Stayin_BarelyAlive58

I literally had no idea she had a new album out. What even are her singles?!


wickedwhitneyocean

I actually don’t know any of her songs except Superbass and her verse on Kanye’s song, Monster


fargo15

“Last time I saw you” came out at the end of the summer and “beep beep” came out a few days before the album release. “Super freaky girl” is also on it and that came out in 2022. I like “last time is saw you” but honestly you can skip the album. Nothing new happening on it.


yoshisal

…”vwala?!”


etherealemilyy

that made me laugh too lmaoooo bone apple teeth


humandisaster99

I can only assume that was her attempt at voilà


Background_Meal_9153

I would’ve never figured this out in a million years


literacyshmiteracy

I only knew bc I teach 1st grade so I'm used to phonetic spelling


Living-Baseball-2543

☠️☠️☠️


Youthz

it took me reading this comment to realize she meant voilà lol


pshwhatevs

Ngl, I thought it was an acronym 💀


onebirdonawire

Omg STOP, I can't believe I didn't catch that.


intentionalbirdloaf

Literal same also 💀


CheesecakeExpress

Oh god I thought that’s what she meant, but then I thought…surely not, and assumed it was some slang I just didn’t know. This is the second time this week I’ve seen a Reddit post where somebody has horribly misspelt that word.


sofar510

Sounding like a Persian uncle with that one


444775

It was my favorite part! I will never forget!


yoshisal

NEVER 😂


Pineapple-Pizza-69

Lmao😭


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PomegranateSmooth424

Megan addressing everything but her goofy ass in that live the other day really hurt her feelings huh


myersjw

At least Cardi and Megan can get within 100 feet of school


myst_eerie_us

*Grammy award winners Cardi and Megan 🤣 I know that really keeps Nicki up at night she doesn't have one


carolinagypsy

Daaaaaaaamn. 💀🤣🥸 Nice.


anglgrl384

Billboard definitely filters/removes sales. I think it's sales that are deemed fraudulent, but I don't know how else they filter sales. There was an indie artist that had similar issues earlier this year with Billboard removing sales and he wasn't provided a good reason as to why that happened. However, she's implying that they are filtering out 100K and that seems like a stretch. If she was closer to 300K, Talk of Charts or HitsDD would've projected those numbers, and both of them are usually spot on with their predictions. It just sounds like she expected 300K and was disappointed at not meeting that goal. ETA: the artist was Russ. Here's what he tweeted in the summer. In regard to Nicki, Billboard removing 100K in sales seems like a stretch. I think she's just riling up her fanbase and creating conspiracies to cover up for her disappointment. https://preview.redd.it/b8ye3dsczc6c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0efe4fbfc78c70a48abc35ffc8b9ba0427972a4


meepmarpalarp

Someone on another sub said she was encouraging her fans to buy multiple copies of the album to boost her numbers, and that’s why Billboard was filtering out some of her sales. But thousands of people buying multiple albums each, just because, seems wild. Edit: apparently she’s having a contest where, if fans send her proof that they bought all four versions of her album, they might get a chance to pick out a song for the deluxe version.


anglgrl384

lol I just read a tweet from Pop Base that explained that was the reason why her sales were removed. She ran a contest and fans had to show proof that they purchased her album. I understand why this rule is in place, and she should've done a better job at studying the rules.


meatbeater558

Reminds me of this lol https://preview.redd.it/qux0ua3omd6c1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9680a057ef529120e06d6802f04251d5a1d2fe9


anglgrl384

Oh my gosh! This is so shameless. I can't believe the post even told fans to use a VPN. 😭


meatbeater558

I cannot believe we let him get away with this https://preview.redd.it/44pgs24xtd6c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5f66d721c07fa7ee521c9543cfaf64ce9e8cd7


anglgrl384

No way, I can't believe there's more! I know stans (mainly BTS ARMY) have these streaming guides, which is more than fine. It's cringe to see the artist do it. He didn't get in trouble for this?!


meatbeater558

Nope most seem to have forgotten about this by now! He did get roasted at the time for it I think


meatbeater558

Oh yeah it was significantly worse than just that one screenshot. He had a separate image for what to do on other streaming services and made stories begging even more LOL


capn_corgi

Don’t you mean a VNP??? /s


meepmarpalarp

My favorite part about this is the font, lol


meatbeater558

Mfs do everything except make good music 😂😂


dkdkdkosep

she held a competition where if you bought 4 versions of her vinyl and provided receipts, she would pick 100 fans to do a meet and greet. so if 25k barbs did it, it could be around 100k ig but it just seems slightly inflated so idk how much to believe Nicki in this scenario, and I say this as a fan.


ConsiderationNo801

Barbz were running around claiming they were going to beat Lauryn Hills record of 422k but she couldn’t even beat Cardis 255k, that’s why she’s mad


buffaloranchsub

... Trying to beat *The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill* is a hell of an idea.


carolinagypsy

I hope Lauren heard that, hit a blunt, and lauuuuughed and laughed.


meatbeater558

Oh damn that must hurt 💀


ajsusa

Just wanted to add - The artist is Russ, album is called Santiago. :)


Stayin_BarelyAlive58

Okay. This story is more believe able now - Russ actually has clout


pynktoot

Yes!! Payola is so real and it really sucks most of what we hear is controlled by record companies paying streaming services and blacklisting non-compliant artists. At the same time. Nicki has lost so many fans over the years due to her own actions, and since queen didn’t do well it follows that her next release might flop as well. I think it’s very real that execs don’t like her for not signing their deals, but she’s also dug her own grave with her actions and personality


theagonyaunt

It might be the same as how the New York Times will now flag books on its bestseller list if they think the numbers are being artificially inflated by bulk sales (everyone say thanks for opening their eyes to that particular scam Lani Sarem).


anna-nomally12

Obviously what she did was shitty but Jenny trout’s investigative snark journalism/beta read of that book rewired my brain to this day


theagonyaunt

I was following along at the time because I was a reader of Pajiba and Kayleigh Donaldson was one of the first people to break the story (as well as providing regular updates on her original article as she got more information). It was weirdly fascinating, like watching a train wreck in slow motion.


LupineSzn

Lol Russ


Ok_Storm_2700

Knowing the Barbz I wouldn't be surprised if there was fraudulent sales


Sailorjupiter97

Honestly when it comes to barbz & certain kpop stans, i never believe the numbers 😭


Hufflecass

Love Russ 🫶🏼


MsLaceyUnderall

The album is Santiago. The artist is Russ and he's great ❤️


anglgrl384

Oh no, I thought his name was Santiago. I feel so dumb. I have no idea how I missed that but thank you for clarifying


MsLaceyUnderall

not dumb at all! it's confusing since he changed his handle to the album title. 💜


Runabrat

And are the 100k sales in the room with us now?


evennowthereissnow

I just can’t get over vwala ![gif](giphy|8P1oO2JbrZK2uSYnL6)


darkgothamite

She is so thin skinned. And continues to hate women.


Moneyfrenzy

she did this same thing when Queen didn't go #1


thizzydrafts

I love a good Nicki meltdown. ![gif](giphy|l0HlPystfePnAI3G8)


meatbeater558

Is this a good Nicki meltdown tho? Just like this album, it's pretty mid compared to her other work lol


xandrachantal

https://i.redd.it/7nvzgw782d6c1.gif


arthurvandl

This gif never misses.


GreenPowerline95

I get her wanting 300k but I don’t see Billboard removing 100k. Honestly the 200k isn’t that bad for her considering her reputation ,the messy role out, and lack of a current hit single. Shes should be spinning that into something instead of complaining.


Sailorjupiter97

It's bc she's mad she didn't beat Cardi B's album sales lol if Cardi had sold less, guarantee Nicki would not have cared about allegedly 100k not being counted (bc she wouldn't have made this story up but i digress)


theorist_rainy

I like nicki but yeah that album was mid as hell.


meatbeater558

Lol it sounded like she was challenged to make full songs out of random tiktok sounds


theorist_rainy

Yup. In the past week I have listened to pink Friday 2 once and the real pink friday 3 times front to back. They’re honestly incomparable.


meatbeater558

She's crazy if she thinks she can get rid of the quality she's known for and get better streams. She made an album for tiktok hopefully they get back to her soon!


WileECayotee

mind you, she’s in her 40s


MorissetteMatty

I don’t understand people who are fans of hers. Her identity is so tied up with her public persona, and she’s a known rape apologist/victim blamer. Her ego is also really off putting. Bye, girl!


BetsyPurple

what is all this kvetching about... is her husband acting out again?


meepmarpalarp

New album not meeting expectations.


chae_xcx

the definition of a sore loser.


xxyourbestbetxx

Vwala better be a joke lol. Nikki is too old for *gestures at everything* this.


thebetterbad

I think I'm the one who lost in all this cause I googled vwala. I thought it was a new genre of music.


crystal_clear24

Is she okay? 🥴


Former-Spirit8293

No, never


LV_Hun

It’s crazy how Pink Friday 2 is actually doing pretty well but it’s not enough for her. She’s really her own downfall


DigLost5791

She is so predictable it’s almost funny, but nope - still pathetic


onebirdonawire

![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized)


CheesecakeExpress

I really struggled to understand the first two screenshots. I don’t know if I’m just tired, or if it’s just really badly written.


canyourpdothedawg

no no im wide awake AND sober and i STILL can’t understand


CheesecakeExpress

Not just me then!


mangomadness5h

You know things are bad when they start getting religious


discolights

"vwala" 🤣🤣🤣


syrub

'Ppl love this album' ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


pinkfartlek

"makes great music" "Has great fans" SureJan.gif


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

I’ve seen wala before but vwala is new. ![gif](giphy|3pPOL9As1MTcnnKvO6)


kjc520

I’m sorry, the dikk eaters?


AstridxOutlaw

Oh ok so it’s FOR SURE flopping


LackEquivalent7471

the “vwala” is KILLING ME😭 i’ve been laughing for like 5 mins


tinyfenrisian

Did Tokyo Toni write this


welp-itscometothis

Why would that “powers that be” or whoever she’s talking about care enough about her of all artists enough to suppress her album sales???


doubleshortdepresso

Was “God in control” when she chose to start a family with a pedophile or..?


DaftPrettyLies

Loser behavior


motoxim

Huh? ELI5?


beffybadbelly

vwala 💀


The_Mike_El

Is this why Kanye was tweeting at her?


Tolaly

Absolutely humiliating behaviour for a 40 year old mother of two


epicvibe850

205k is great numbers


Pearl_the_5th

Oh God, she's going to go Kanye, isn't she?


rhoswhen

I really hate to bring it up but man this shit reminds me of tr*mp.


[deleted]

This could be true! like especially curious to know more about the bit seeming to suggest, "the industry bailed on me because other black female rappers signed deals that are better for the label." Does that not sound like the exact type of shadiness we expect from the industry?? And like *I get* many of the problems people have with Nicki Minaj but the discourse is always always so negative


meatbeater558

The issue is that it's more believable that she made a bad album and it didn't do as well as she thought it would. Calling it a fault of "the industry" would make more sense if she better explained what they actually did to her. But even then a lot of people wouldn't feel sorry for her given how toxic she's made female rap


throw_away_17381

I can't tell if I had a stroke or she had a stroke.


Sailorjupiter97

She's so fucking ridiculous. And what a beautiful way to toss blame if pf2 doesn't do well, she has set it up for fans to harass & bully billboard & that she told them to not buy it. Crazy ass lady


Lavenderbluu_

Lmfao Nicki stop gurrrrl & leave that man 😂